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One of my friends/neighbour went on a date with the same guy for the 14th time in 3 months. They talk all the time on the phone,keep each other updated on their days and she was pretty sure he’ll ask her to be her girlfriend but he didn’t.
— purpleready (@epicnephrin_e) May 4, 2024
Why are some men so cruel?💔 pic.twitter.com/4fHyJevDq5
Smooth
I appreciate the line, it makes my enjoyment of her suffering more intense
RETVRN
Like she could tell chadpreet that
Roasties never lose
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His diet is 100% carbs, maybe the occasional egg but def takes 1% recc amount for bodybuilding. But look at those packs Won purely through backbreaking labour, no whey, no AC gym. Probably earns twice or thrice how much the good gyms cost per month. I saw this one guy like this pushing a loaded cart uphill once, veins popping all over his body. Was like a renaissance sculpture.
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Indian police have said rats ate about 600kg of cannabis after a court demanded that the confiscated drugs be produced as evidence during a trial for people facing smuggling charges.
Police in the northern city of Mathura wrote to magistrates to say 581kg of the drugs had gone missing from two storerooms after being seized from traffickers more than five years ago.
Public prosecutor Ranveer Singh said the drugs were eaten by rodents and could not be produced.
"There is no place in the police station where the stored goods can be saved from the rats. The remaining [cannabis] from the huge consignment was destroyed by officers," prosecutors told the court.
Police arrested six people on suspicion of smuggling on a motorway and seized the drugs in two consignments in 2018 and 2019.
The alleged smugglers are now on trial for drug trafficking and other narcotics charges.
Police delivered samples of the drugs to the court at the beginning of the trial but were mandated to produce the actual cache to bolster their case and obtain a conviction.
The court asked senior police officers to ensure the safety of the evidence, which was meant to be presented on Saturday.
The prosecution told the court that nearly 700kg of cannabis stored across several police stations in the district were under threat from rats.
They also spoke of the inability to deal with the rodents, which they said were overwhelming the most secure places inside police stations.
"Being small in size, the rats have no fear of police, nor can the police officers be considered experts in solving the problem," prosecutors said.
Trials in India can take years, if not decades, and many accused often escape punishment over poor police investigations or evidence management.
Prosecutors in eastern Jharkhand state told a court in 2017 that rats consumed nearly 45kg of marijuana that was stored in a trafficking case involving 150kg of drugs.
Police in neighbouring Bihar state that year said rats drank about one million litres of alcohol kept in storerooms in one of the country's few dry states.
- Niggerfaggotretard : Pickmish, finalboss
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Another government teacher in Bihar, Mukesh Kumar, was allegedly abducted and coerced into marriage, adding to the rash of forced weddings in the state.
— Megh Updates 🚨™ (@MeghUpdates) January 13, 2024
He kept on saying "kill me but don't marry me"https://t.co/LaO1wcmd7U pic.twitter.com/VPtb6WHDfD
He's just not that into you
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#WATCH | Delhi: While addressing the 14th VM Tarkunde Memorial Lecture, CJI D Y Chandrachud says, "Traditionally, freedom of speech and expression was deemed to be an essential part of civil rights activism because of the fear that the government would prevent certain kinds of… pic.twitter.com/LRM7uDYq3y
— ANI (@ANI) December 1, 2023
When will this homo retire?
Death to all coconuts
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He sounds like the sort of guy who'd get cucked from his writing tbh
Why did you ruin my life? I don't know
Don't call my whore wife a whore you guys
No your honour I do not have timestamped 1080 p footage of my wife being penetrated by Chadjeet
You are hereby this woman's legal slave.
Lol that's actually decent advice though the simp wouldn't take it obviously.
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Guess review bombing didn't work huh chinkoids?
N..no yt massa I'm a better wageslave than those filthy browns
- Sasanka_of_Gauda : Snappilent
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So the suffer a devastating earthquake in 2015
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_2015_Nepal_earthquake
Killed 9,000 people, hundreds of thousands made homeless. India was the largest contributor to relief operations and additionally pledged a billion dollars(Out of a total of 3) for reconstruction. Surely this would earn us some goodwill? Or so one would think
NOOO you can't take pictures just give us your money
Our entertainment is more important than your life tho
Based journos more pahari suffering porn now
So what if you're saving us you can't use that for PR
The nerve of these beggars
Should stop rescuing even one, not like they paid the taxes that bought or run those helis
Everyone you help hates your guts
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Men were busy contemplating solutions while Women couldn't stop their Yapping for a second till the end.
— Catachi (@itachi_senpai1) April 28, 2024
pic.twitter.com/pFu8g2K1BT
Aiyyo appa aiyyo appa
Ok simp
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मैंने कितने विषय पे बोला लेकिन मूर्खों को सिर्फ़ दिखायी दिया बूब्स
— Nidhi Chaudhary (@thenidhii) April 21, 2024
Titstrology lady is mad people like her tits.
Also Nidhiji
This could unironically be a great hentai plot !anime
Have it carry milk while its returning
Jupiter is in
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Child protective services came to my house today because my son has given statements in his school in different situations. Statements like-
— Nivedita Shukla (Modi ji ka Pariwar) (@OfRunjh) March 19, 2024
"If I do this, my mother will k!ll me!"
"I'm not scared of anything, I'm only scared of my mother!"
"I can not afford to be bad at maths,…
Seems like they could not get visas to those countries if its such a bother
s of rdrama how do you like being called Anglos?
Sometimes I forget how actively malicious a lot of Indian parents are Hoping they have to die in retirement homes
I don't, my mother was cool
But man some of my friends
Is that why its the Indians and Chinese in the west and not the opposite?
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https://9gag.com/gag/aoKbR3e#comment
You won the game creep
oh hey it looks like
even farms sux
that's france you idiot
4 times in a row
even the taj mahal sux
9strag becomes chuddy
Earth's 4th global superpower
@A pin plz