I went on a date once, and we were both having a good time. It was around midnight when we decided to leave, so we both called cabs. His showed up first, so I told him to leave, and he did.
Never texted him after that, and he probably has no idea what went wrong.

— Shubhangi (@whySoVanilla) May 25, 2024

The man whose exit is certain on June 4th has had these exit polls orchestrated. The INDIA Janbandhan will definitely get a minimum of 295 seats, which is a clear and decisive majority. The outgoing Prime Minister can remain smug for three days in the meanwhile. These are all…

— Jairam Ramesh (@Jairam_Ramesh) June 1, 2024

!bharatiya they legit got close to 400

https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1d299sw/is_america_giving_narendra_modi_an_easy_ride/?sort=controversial

!bharatiya

!bharatiya ghar wapsi reached euro shores

"What keeps you awake at night?"

"That there is a fair chance that Pakistan and China will have the same population size by 2100"

— arun v (@unraveaero) May 30, 2024

NCP leaders tore off the poster of BR Ambedkar when they were protesting against the Manusmriti in Maharashtra. They were collected to tear the copies of Manusmriti but accidentally all tore the poster of Baba Saheb. A complaint has been given against the NCP leader Jitendra… pic.twitter.com/QnnNdvlcJb

— Shubham Sharma (@Shubham_fd) May 31, 2024

Manu had his revenge finally

Enjoy this account of UP government making life miserable for a French documentary maker trying to fish in troubled watershttps://t.co/EWKHiX0V6R

— arun v (@unraveaero) May 28, 2024

!bharatiya the mayos are making bhajipao look based again

They gave the mayo the 100% indigenous treatment.

Smh they aren't sending their best folx

Atleast one Chinese made Type-59G tank procured by Bangladesh was destroyed while firing ammunition manufactured in Pakistan.
Bangladeshis are blaming Chinese who in turn are blaming Pakistanis. pic.twitter.com/g264XnIQLa

— Jaidev Jamwal (@JaidevJamwal) May 28, 2024

Second best tally in records if polls are correct

Yeah bro he totally forgot

so i found out i was pregnant and i got an abortion. the father is my boyfriend and he’s also on stan twitter, this is my way of telling him i aborted it bc idk how else to tell him. i’m so sorry kush when u see this

— Kayokay (@0gkushhhh) May 26, 2024

Recently, at a workshop lunch, I was telling a British colleague that I’d not slept well prev night due to dreams where people were voting on EVMs but votes were not being counted. A Turkish colleague overheard & said he too used to have troubled dreams during Erdogan’s elections…

— Professor Nitasha Kaul, PhD (@NitashaKaul) May 27, 2024

I hope you never can