I hope our sexy Indian dude drama-friends are doing fine considering the current heat wave you guys are going through. But it's possible the 52 C recorded could be due to a faulty sensor.

https://theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/29/delhi-temperature-hits-499c-as-indias-capital-records-hottest-day

Anyway, here are the people at /r/climatechange discussing the incoming collapse and total extinction of the sub-continent and eventually the whole world.

Someone calculated how long until a single heat wave kills a million people in India. It was surprisingly close like 1 decade away. India will be unlivable as a country soon due to heat waves and there will be billions of people fleeing the country. Unbearable is an understatement.

I can't imagine how they are coping. I live in Florida and my air broke over the weekend. It reached into the 90s inside of the house and it was miserable. I couldn't think straight and all I wanted was to just lay down under a fan all day not moving. My pets could not sleep at night it was so hot and humid. I think about all of these poor animals that will die this horrible death so one species's greed

Floridan dramatards, thoughts? I only went to Florida during winter, mild winter close to that of where I live.

I'm surprised India wouldn't be going all-in on renewable technologies/energy if they're starting to see temps above 125F. What is life going to look like in 2040? Millions dying from heat? I hope not

Yes. Exactly. People have modeled it and this is the future.

So, revolution when?

Climate change?

Some people are not having it

Turns out that the temperature reading we're talking about was anectodal, cherrypicked, false, and not even taken in Delhi:

https://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/Delhi/record-breaking-delhi-temperature-could-have-been-due-to-a-faulty-instrument/article68233451.ece

Today in Delhi top temp is around 46 C, which sounds crazy hot to us westerners, but it's totally normal for the hottest days of the year in that part of India, and is expected to drop in the next days.

!ifrickinglovescience

!ifrickinglovescience !physics

And here's more doom!

https://old.reddit.com/r/climatechange/comments/1d4le6a/cleaner_ship_emissions_may_warm_the_planet_far/?sort=controversial

Ok. Let's assume emissions were immediately zero, right? The cleaner air will accelerate the speed of global warming. The rate has doubled since 2010 due to low sulfur bunker C ship fuel regulations.

Taking this example further… James Hansen and the team at Columbia University estimate that the current atmospheric composition would result in earth being 8 - 10 degrees CELSIUS warmer than today. It will take roughly 10,000 years of warming for temperature to equalize. It's an exponential function so the last 1000 years the temperature wouldn't change nearly as fast.

We are F-U-C-K-E-D.

What? Where did he pull that 10 C warming?

I went on a date once, and we were both having a good time. It was around midnight when we decided to leave, so we both called cabs. His showed up first, so I told him to leave, and he did.
Never texted him after that, and he probably has no idea what went wrong.

— Shubhangi (@whySoVanilla) May 25, 2024

mom HATES when I say this everytime she shows me some arranged marriage proposal. like look at the damn guts. guy wouldn't be able to pull me in a 1000 years but just bc "same caste and community" he gets to hit it raw for the rest of his life? fuck you bro https://t.co/tESIv9leKO

— Frances of the Filth (@jenesequack) May 28, 2024

like look at the darn guts. guy wouldn't be able to pull me in a 1000 years but just bc "same caste and community" he gets to hit it raw for the rest of his life? frick you bro

Kill North Hindians. Disgusting prole culture.

Don't let 1/10 girls think they're 4s it gets to their head

Enjoy this account of UP government making life miserable for a French documentary maker trying to fish in troubled watershttps://t.co/EWKHiX0V6R

— arun v (@unraveaero) May 28, 2024

!bharatiya the mayos are making bhajipao look based again

They gave the mayo the 100% indigenous treatment.

Smh they aren't sending their best folx

!bharatiya they legit got close to 400

Imagine having to explain this to someone without the video. pic.twitter.com/WEG5KALNyJ

— Eurasian Shark (@eurasian_shark) May 31, 2024

https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1d299sw/is_america_giving_narendra_modi_an_easy_ride/?sort=controversial

!bharatiya

Recently, at a workshop lunch, I was telling a British colleague that I’d not slept well prev night due to dreams where people were voting on EVMs but votes were not being counted. A Turkish colleague overheard & said he too used to have troubled dreams during Erdogan’s elections…

— Professor Nitasha Kaul, PhD (@NitashaKaul) May 27, 2024

I hope you never can

!bharatiya ghar wapsi reached euro shores

Atleast one Chinese made Type-59G tank procured by Bangladesh was destroyed while firing ammunition manufactured in Pakistan.
Bangladeshis are blaming Chinese who in turn are blaming Pakistanis. pic.twitter.com/g264XnIQLa

— Jaidev Jamwal (@JaidevJamwal) May 28, 2024

All time Favourite Clip🤣💀
pic.twitter.com/PyuERNpcq2

— Ghar Ke Kalesh (@gharkekalesh) May 27, 2024