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Oil activists disrupt Tekken tournament

Context

EGX is a London gaming con and was throwing a Tekken tournament, which is a secret past-time of the British :marseybong: people if you di'nt know.

So some good wholsome fighting game fun right? WRONG

It had been FIVE MINUTES without someone talking about how oil is killing the world, and instead of say talking to convention organizers and getting a booth, the organization Just Stop Oil (btw have an unrelated bit on their wikipedia page):

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16974167517080967.webp

Decided to...


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The FGC... did NOT approve of this action

Is it really a protest if you aren't willing to go to jail?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1697416753165822.webp

Only kitties talk to the convention organizers, we are at the do or die time

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16974167533002145.webp

I'm actually impressed their social media goon knew anything fighting game related

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16974167533982468.webp

@KinoHashira lets throw the next tournament in a Tescos

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1697416753530716.webp

Both admitting to crimes you are about to commit while stanning for cops huh...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16974167535944717.webp

:#marseynoooticer:


Closing

Three things,

First, the FGC stans big oil

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16974167518029.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/169741675287885.webp

Second, yes lets do that Tesco tournament

Third, JOIN MY FRICKING TOURNAMENT

https://rdrama.net/h/kappa/post/211980/darkstalkers-tournament-poll-5k-dc-prize

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JANNY FIGHT

I challenge @AbusiveJanitor to a 1v1 rocket league grudge match for /h/kappa for embracing exploitative whaleshit

@AbusiveJanitor can't directly respond to this because he is banned + deflector'ed so he cannot be unbanned at this time.

@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM

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Perfect Parry
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Coomer :marseynut: Youtuber reportmaxxes Death Threatening Coomer :marseyban:

Context

Legacy of Kaiser is a Greek guy who uploads videos mods showing off fighting game charcters with softcore porn mods enabled :marseycoomer2:. Apparently he TOs tournaments sometimes?

Drama

For your daily dose of vitriol, fortunately the offending post was removed. If you must know what it said...

TRIGGER WARNING : DEATH THREAT DO NOT LOOK UNDER THE SPOILER IF YOU ARE GOING THROUGH DIFFICULT TIMES IN YOUR LIFE

I sentence you to Death

:#marseypearlclutch:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/16934251258821597.webp

Plenty of haters in the replies... Just mad they ain't him

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16934251259676712.webp

Apparently the one spewing HATE didn't realize actions have consequences.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1693425126022697.webp

She is also a coomer artist herself who only draws naked women :marseyhmm:

Fortunately not everyone hates him cuz he ain't him

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16934251257872584.webp

Checkout that pfp :coomer:

Of course Kaiser's greatest sin...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16934251262124255.webp

:marseypuke:

Oh also apparently according to /r/kappa he featured a nude mod of an underage character


Those neighbors were too lazy to link the actual twitter thread so I did that for everyone's convinence.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16934251263181593.webp

It's a dirty job my lil neighbor :marseyraccoontrouble:

But someone gotta do it.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1708371125524917.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17083711257490594.webp

Does this count as groomercordposting? :marseypain:

/r/Kappachino reacts.

Dude is like 5'4 with annoying neurodivergent tendencies, if he thought a Japanese girl was interested in anything but what little bit of money he has that's on him. Also why the frick would you post this shit?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17083733228483317.webp


Japanese girls are small and don't really care about height as much as honkey Americans. Being annoying hasn't stopped anyone from getting kitty either. You can be a midget autist and still have some sort of game that attracts women, or at least one woman. At the very least you might end up with a fellow autist.

Height will never stop you from finding a partner. People who are terminally alone and blaming height 99.9% of the time have some other shit they need to sort out but instead of taking accountability and changing for the better they just use their height as a scapegoat so they can wallow in self pity and seethe about women being whores etc.

It's just weird that americans mostly are literally OBSESSED with heights. Like wtf, why?

@sneedman pay attention. :marseyhope:


i don't disagree with your premise but this post comes off as putting jap females on a pedestal. :marseydetective: Slap fight.


Man I had a stripper take more than that on a drunken Vegas night. Don't let strippers serve you alcohol kappabros.

skill issue


This is the importance of telling people that theyre ugly. When you look and act like a sonicsol you should know no woman 4/10 or above is checking for your unwashed butt.

Whats wild is as pathetic as this is, its still not as sad as m2k. Smh.

You shouldn't have to be told

how you playing fighting games well and reading you opponent properly if you can't even read the room ?

:marseyrofl:


Just happened to have watched this about a week ago. There's actually like a documented plan for this stuff. Kinda wild

(previously featured on rDrama)


Never become Captain Save-A-Hoe, fellas.


i thought that :marseysadcat: liked dogs

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Private lobbies IMO promote selectiveness, aristocraticness, "Better than you" attitude" cliques, and don't allow play against better players, cause they always kick you, and look down on you. They also promote "Cancel culture" in many ways.

"The SJWs are trying to cancel me in their tournament lobby"

:marseyrig#htoidschizo:


How tf are private lobbies “Cancel culture” or bullying?! A few mates want to play with out the main lobby chat being r-slurred. A tournament wants all the participants in a lobby with out randoms.

Simple - Player A say's something in a PRIVATE message with someone else, personal views. Views that don't align with SWJ's or the woke mob has different opinions. That's our right under the US Constitution. (...) :marseylongpost2:

FIGHTCADE IS LEFTWING CONSPIRACY TO END FREEDOM OF SPEECH

No one will invite you to LAN parties just because you exist, you gotta work on your social relations

"Just get friends, bro"

:marseychadthundercocktalking:

@A rightoid drama

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Choose your CELEBRITY FIGHTER

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April 3, 2024.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7aDbC2HZbTdx0556/giphy.webp

vs.

https://media.giphy.com/media/ZGYXjrawSiM346EkMV/giphy.webp

He actually :marseynerd3: called me out first. But now I am putting it into writing.

He may drop out and if he does I win again.

We will both recording the interaction.

@The_Ghost_Poster

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@R-slur and @sirpingsalot are an easy pick, if you two are interested.

Please leave suggestions, and if you have a beef that you would like to settle with a show, hit me up! I'll pick a game, and organize the gambling ring. :marseysuit:

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Average Street Fighter fan
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Typical Russoid L

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Grudgematch starting in just a few minutes, get ready, Should be orgied

!furries !g*mers

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MK1 shit show gets even worse as player 1 chads dunk on player 2 incels.

Basically player 1 advantage is a thing in mk1 just like it was in mk9 :#marseylaughwith:

More proof streetfighter carries the fgc.

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Indie porn game is getting a fighter spin-off

It's the 2000s all over again, this is truly the kappa culture. :marseythumbsup:

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Bandai Namco Tekken series director Katsuhiro Harada in a recent discussion on the latest game, Tekken 8, he “””openly admitted”””” that staff had snuck behind his back to add in boob jiggle to the game.

Harada's words in detail:

In Tekken Project, there's a team responsible for creating backgrounds and battlefields.

Somehow they keep wanting to add aliens and UFOs since a long time ago. I'm sure those really into the series will know. There have been aliens in the background, since Tekken 5. It happens even when I tell them to stop. They're adding it into the background without my permission.

Now I'm not saying this in a sexual, and it's very natural for the human body – but you know how breasts will move, right? Now in some other fighting games, they move quite a lot, but we consider ourselves a tight, serious fighting game. When I say ‘tight', I mean literally our breasts don't move. And yet, despite having no movement beforehand, during the mastering process the boobs suddenly start jiggling.

I'm guessing the modeler and programmers added that silently behind my back. (…) I mean, it adds to the realism, so I'm fine with it, but… the team is full of people who do stuff like that even when I tell them not to.

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