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He deserves it for being a g*mer 😉
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Wh*toids when they realize Chicago isn't as bad as third world countries 
I've never seen an economic situation like this, I've never seen this many homeless people
And that's although he's been "to every major city".
Kept my phone in my underwear the whole time, pull it out to check for my uber, immediately get hit
Smartest g*mer.
Tbf I didn't think Brazilians were capable of this.
I can hear the cop listening to a football game in the background.... They don't care.
Based cop
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The cathedral he went to is close to a region widely known as 'Crackland.' Needless to say, there are many fiends wandering around that area. Whenever traveling, always do some research and, if possible, ask locals where you should and shouldn't go. I'm half Brazilian and lived many years of my life there, and indeed, if you don't know how to navigate the country, it can be really dangerous. However, it's a big country with many beautiful tourist spots that are very safe. In a way, it's like the USA—going to someplace like Vermont is pretty chill, but I would never wander around Chicago.
"Widely known as crackland" 😂😂😂😂😭😂😭😂 Also Chicagoans thoughts on this Brazilian saying he'd never dare wander around Chicago because it's too dangerous? @FrozenChosen
Obv muricans are taking offense 😡😡
Chicago is actually an awesome city, and you would be safe just about anywhere worth seeing. That crack must hit different there. In Oakland the crack addicts just want to fix my car and sweep the sidewalks lmao
Chicago's homicide rate is over 3 times higher than São Paulo's.
São Paulo's old center is basically what Americans call a Skid Row, some streets are taken my homeless people and drug addicts.
This thread then devolves into some odd Brazilian ritual chanting:
isso diz muito sobre nosso país, acho incrível como usar uma mochila nas costas é meme pra um paulista por exemplo. Um gringo não entende esse tipo de coisa porque ele não conhece o que a gente passa no nosso dia a dia.
Idk either
From a brazilian cop, quick tip to you guys out there, if you want a tour around here and the city in itself is not a touristic one (the big ones usually aren't, an exception would be the cities by the beach) avoid the city center. They're usually the oldest district in town and normally hold the title for the worst neighborhoods around, having a high concentration of homeless people. I myself moved to a bigger city (Curitiba - Paraná) and felt this myself. Always ask around for the richest neighborhood, or the one that concentrates the entertainment, wich usually won't be the center. And for god's sake, stay WAAAAAY clear from any favela.
"If you're a tourist, DO NOT go to the only historically interesting parts of the cities." 
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!macacos
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He looks like a random Paulista
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@BrasilIguana is the robber
@BrasilIguana is using his phone
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Honestly I'd probably rather end up dumped in most middle eastern countries than Brazil
Why is your country like this man
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The Atlantic slave trade was a horrible crime we are still paying the price for
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Someone failed trying to tank Bostil
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Brazil
is like a massive crystal 
showing 
the future 
of the US and Europe, I am so excited 
for all the diversity of crack 
and fent addicts.
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The Brazilianization of the World
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I'm sure they're overjoyed to live in commie country were more working age people are on welfare than pay any taxes.
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Being rich in São Paulo probably kicks butt.
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Fr you can probably get away with just about anything with bribes
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That's way, way cheaper than I expected.
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doesn't matter if you can easily afford the segregated premium everything.
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just lock yourself in prison cell you can't even walk out of without getting robbed/kidnapped/murdered
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the prison is everything located outside your premium everything area.
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It's not like rich people go hang out in the peasant parts of town anywhere else in the world
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They did in Roman antiquity for sure. There's at least one episode of Told In Stone that describes how some elites would like to go carousing through effectively dive bars.
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Kill your self don't comment your CHUDY propaganda in my threads OUT 👉🏿 OUT 👉🏿 OUT 👉🏿
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Well excuse me but some people here take pleasure in recreational activities like fent and crack
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the film Brazil was so freaking prophetic its unreal and it has my favorite theme song of any movie
!slotsmb200
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fent addicts tend to take care of themselves, crack on the other hand... now that's the gift that keeps giving.
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It's apparently what western females desperately want
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When you are constantly reminded that you live in a dystopian third-world shithole, but at least you have hot bundas.
!macacos
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I have a lot of students from Brazil (like 70% of my class roster this year). They all say they hate Brazil cause it's dirty and ghetto.
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Usually the foreigners try to claim their home country is amazing and better than yours while refusing to go back.
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that's how everyone I know from Chicago is.
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Yet they all act ghetto
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Most brazilianx who come here have a visa
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Wonder why we don't see all this victim-blaming when a foid goes to India and gets gang-r*ped.
I remember once I was chatting with a Brazilian girl and expressed concerns about the crime there and she said as long as I wasn't a kitty I just had to be "street smart". Dumped her on the spot.
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!gayporn !coomers where was that 3D gay porn hentai comic of a gringo bear daddy going to a favela to get dark peepeeed by some BBCs?
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Oh that one
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lol not being able to differentiate chud bitching about immigrants with actual real dangerous places
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SP is not walkable, it has some of the shittiest traffic you'll ever see and gringocel tourists are r-slurs
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I don't get stuff like this. My plan whenever it happens is to fricking buy a fricking temp flip phone
and carry only petty cash I wouldn't be sad to lose. Idk how that's so hard for so many tourists to figure 
out unless you're only going 
to be at a fricking resort.
Maybe growing up in Memphis makes me assume I'm likely to get robbed if I'm not a fricking local in cities idk
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You don't even need a flip phone, just don't use your smartphone while walking on the street at night or at the subway.
Another stupid thing many North American and Euro tourists like to do is to visit the favelas because "they look so exotic
", or simply because they're looking for whores and drugs then wonder why their money is stolen.
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Actual Darwinism in action
I swear all American
tourists in foriegn countries (that I hear about) sound 
like our most vapid !r-slurs even among 
Americans
I don't trust yall ni🅱️🅱️as
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Why doesn't the government just nuke the favelas with napalm?
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I just vacation in countries that aren't shitholes but enjoy I guess
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!macacos I'm visiting Liberdade, am I going to die?
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Are you wh*te?
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You're not going to die but you might end up as a s*x slave
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Sorry to hear about that
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Hey bb
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Most crime victims in Brazil are blacks and pardocels (they make up most pf the perpetrators as well), even in white majority cities like SP
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poor judgement skills, death within 10 years
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Yes
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The 8-Ball Says: Signs point to yes.
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God willing, yes
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well, it's not Rio de Janeiro, so I guess you'll be fine
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Unironically part of the reason i try to use phone-based shit as little as possible. Getting your phone stolen sucks, but at least its not also your credit card, your house key, your cash reserve, your train ticket....
Doesnt even have to be stolen (I'm not a kitty living in a shithole, so thats not actually a big concern for me) but just losing it or breaking or even jjst running out of battery.
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Another Brazil W
!macacos
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Phew, finally some gringroid realizes that there exists more shitholes in here outside of Rio de Janeiro!
!macacos
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SP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>RJ
And i'll die in that hill
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Or i could just go somewhere civilised and not do any of that.
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Actual advice I got
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Hahaha yeah Chicago isn't even remotely that bad.
Did he also give them his phone password? I'm not gonna watch the video.
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yes his phone not being locked down is suspect
android users.....................
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DUDE you dont understand you can MAKE DESIGNS OUT OF YOUR APP TILES DUDE not like that ITODDLER WALLED GARDEN
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So, not much seeing I guess
I never understood the need redditors have to have to defend their shithole cities with ancedots of "It-its not all bad! There is this safe hole in the wall barcade I go too!" like bro I'm from Baltimore, I love the city (I dont live in it anymore) but I can still say its a shithole that has been getting worse and worse and its a shame. There is nothing wrong with admitting your city is shit.
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Bro is this your youtube channel
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Yea
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Can i have it?
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How much?
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FRICKING MORON HAHAHAHA
São Paulo seems to be one of the bigger shitholes in Brazil anyways compared to Rio or Belo Horizonte from what I've heard
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São Paulo is a shithole but Rio is an even bigger shithole
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Falando sério, o pessoal fala do Rio mas todas as capitais e cidades nordestinas em geral são bem piores em questão de segurança.
O problema do Rio é que as favelas rodeiam as zonas nobres tipo barra da Tijuca, Leblon, etc.
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Nossa, o centro de Curitiba tá barra-pesada então de acordo com esse redditardo
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Eu não andaria pelo centro de noite, para ser sincero
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Infelizmente não dá pra caminhar pelo centro de nenhuma capital brasileira pela noite.
É por isso que eu adoro Buenos Aires, dá pra sair passear no medio da noite sem medo, ir de Puerto Madero até o Hotel perto da rua Florida.
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Mas daí eu teria que interagir com argentinos, acho que eu prefiro a facada
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Rio is an absolute shithole even by macaco standards so I don't know what you've been hearing
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Lmao, SP is 100 times better than Rio and even BH is more violent.
No Brazilian in his sane mind would ever say SP is a bigger shithole than Rio, not even a Carioca.
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You'd have to pay me a lot of money to go to a shithole like Brazil
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i've very confused... can't u just login to your find my and immediately lock it??
i just tried this with my phone and locked it from my laptop. it just immediately locks the phone during user interaction and requires pin to unlock.
not entirely sure what his problem was the dude messing with his phone. getting ur phone stolen sucks but it shouldn't be hard to protect ur account.
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Maybe because he wasn't at home and only had his phone idk
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If you're going to Brazil hire bodyguards. If you can't afford bodyguards don't go to Brazil.
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I wonder if that r-slur didn't have a screen lock.
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Deserved.
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Snapshots:
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People told me Brazil is dangerous, but I've also been told Paris and LA were dangerous places and it wasn't bad at all.
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I've never seen an economic situation like this, I've never seen this many homeless people
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Kept my phone in my underwear the whole time, pull it out to check for my uber, immediately get hit
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Cyberattacks are completely different to physical.:
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They were reading the messages to my manager and deleting my messages, deleting the messages coming in, they were interrupting all of my line of communication.:
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I can hear the cop listening to a football game in the background.... They don't care.
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And then I realize I'm actually in real physical danger. They had my exact physical location, they had my phone, which they could use to get into the building, they had my room number, they had the key to get in (it was a pass code in my messages).:
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These are the kind of people
@BWC is mourning 
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