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I am King Koom and this is my Krime.

I was bet to do it. I had too. Kill me I had too.

Poorly lit room, poorly cropped peepee pic, half the peepee not in the pic, on an already dirty as frick Ipad. Just what rdrama deserves. This took like 45 minutes, not into her at all & I lost my boner 3 times.

Ball reveal comes at a later time.

@August

@Aevann

@TED_SIMP

@A_Pimp_Named_Hotep

Discuss my failure.

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Trump wants to impose massive penalties on companies that off shore jobs. Dell, one of the most American companies there is, has 120 software engineer jobs open. Only 13 are USA jobs and 50 are India. This NOT OKAY. This is GREED. America needs to come FIRST in America.

If Argentina's Milei can turn the country around so quickly, so can Trump (who runs in the same ideals). The economy is NOT okay. It just looks okay for Biden. People are poorer than ever right now. Job numbers look okay but that's only for retail, service and labor. Every skilled white collar sector is hurting.

DO NOT let the H1Bs at work bully you into being against Trump. They're not even citizens, their opinions are irrelevant and do not matter.

The H1B's have invaded the work place at all levels and have been internally lobbying for preference towards H1B candidates and off shoring for years. They don't care about Americans because they aren't Americans themselves.

We have massive layoffs and 85k H1B's coming in every year. WHAT SENSE DOES THAT MAKE!!! It doesn't. There is NO WAY to make it make sense.

If you want your $500k TC or whatever ato last long term and not be devalued, vote for Trump.

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Honoring the dead :platysalute:

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1cydqpr/someone_in_the_neighbourhood_wanted_to_honour/?sort=controversial

!homeowners

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  • cherry : Check my comment, it's really insightful :marseybigbrain:

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2024/may/21/biden-campaign-to-hire-meme-manager-as-president-s/

Here the student version

https://archive.ph/ZEuQ3

Here chud on Twitter making haha

https://twitter.com/clownworld_/status/1793435838996762715

Here Joe Biden on Twitter giving L to Trump:

https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1791228923348500730

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EFFORTPOST Future Harvard President caught plagiarizing after winning $55k at ISEF (international high school science fair) :marseypajeetitsover: [EFFORTPOST]

EDIT 2: His lab at USC has removed him from the lab members page :marseyreapcrying:

EDIT: Nice job r-slurs, you made him take his Linkedin account down.

This is starting to be picked up by the small chuddie internet personalities, so get in while it's still hot! Here's the summary. Very long so buckle up kids https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163088129588568.webp :

  • Regeneron ISEF is this big science fair for high school nerds that's been around since the 1950s. It's considered the most prestigious science fair for high schoolers and 80+ countries participate. Winners usually get an all-expense paid trip & stay & activities (like a Universal Studios day etc) at the location which rotates every year (this year was in California). Not only is it :marseysmug: but there's money involved! The top winner gets $75k (life changing money for poor countries like UK) and the 2 runner ups get 50k. Plus lots of special awards, prizes, etc. And the top winners are basically guaranteed to get into Harvard/MIT/Stanford.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163088131198566.webp

  • To get to ISEF in the US, you have to win your local state fair and get nominated to ISEF, so its pretty selective. You undergo several rounds of judging locally and then a day of judging at the ISEF itself. Judges are supposed to at minimum have a PhD or 6 years of experience in whatever category they are judging.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163088151127737.webp ruh-roh

  • This year the 50k winner is this :marseypajeet: 17 yr old kid who did his project on "machine-learning research to identify microbial genetic sequences that can be modified to biodegrade plastic." Besides saving the world, he is apparently a neuroscience research fellow at USC. His dad is a wealthy Silicon Valley VC dude from India, and his older sister goes to USC studying quantitative bio :marseynoooticer:

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  • Note that his category is "Environmental Engineering" and the competition was hosted in California this year. :marseybowl:

  • A few days after winning, a mysterious, anonymous document began to circulate in the ISEF community claiming Pai fabricated most of his project. The letter asks ISEF to investigate & fix their system for the future. Even I got sent this document from a friend, despite being a winner like 15 years ago. The document is 36 pages long and very detailed. It's worth skimming through because of how hilarious & obvious this fraud was: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1e4vjzp6JgClCFXkbNOweXZnoRnGWcM6vHeglDH1DmGM/edit It regularly has 50-100 people looking at it at all times of the day.

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    • TLDR: very obvious and extensive fraud. Kid took images of research done, mirrored them and claimed them as his own. Said he invented a rasberry pi based device and had pics of it, was invented by someone else 3 years ago and this kid just used those pics (didn't even re-make the device!). All his data is extremely sketch, some results are straight up impossible, & numbers pulled out of butt. On top of the fraud, the kid is a complete dumbass. Spelling errors everywhere, he doesn't understand basic concepts of ML/AI, and he stole half his project from the ISEF winner 3 years ago. No idea how ISEF let this through...
  • At some point, a few reddit posts were made, the biggest one on /r/ApplyingToCollege. Ofc, the kid got absolutely blasted in the comments as the evidence is pretty much darning. Many parents chimed in saying they were pissed (understandably) bc their little einstein worked so hard and got fricked. Being Reddit, it is likely that this is when the Open Letter started getting sent to internet personalities, schools' admissions offices, Society4Science, the kid's school in California, etc

Reddit link (note 50% deleted, we'll get to that in a bit):

Archive (couldn't find one that had the original post, if you find it, let me know and I'll update): https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/1cw3vgc/winner_of_regeneron_young_scientist_award_50k/

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  • A few hours after the original reddit post, a post from a "friend" of the ISEF kid was also posted in /r/A2C. It's honestly too hilarious to summarize appropriately. Let's just say, this "friend" sounds a lot like a mad sexy Indian dude parent :marseyhmm:

Deleted post: https://old.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/1cwhf7k/accused_of_chaeting_at_major_science_fair/?sort=controversial

Web Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20240520162210/https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/1cwhf7k/accused_of_chaeting_at_major_science_fair/?rdt=50206

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Notice the spelling errors, probably just a coincidence that our accused finalist also made several spelling errors in his $55k winning project :marseyhmmm:

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  • On top of this reporting, it began blowing up on Twitter (blowing up being relative to how much a children's science fair can be expected to blow up). Several huge accounts (100k+ followers) chimed in and Twitter commenters began showing off their r-slurredness as usual and creating some tasty drama.

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(see screenshots in comment)

https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/znjy/6853039.html

https://huaren.us/showtopic.html?topicid=3018297

(See comments for screenshots)

  • So, what has Society For Science and Regeneron ISEF done now that everyone knows & this is getting public attention? Disabled their YouTube comments of course!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163088161497717.webp

  • Ok, just kidding, they also apparently sent out an email to all Fair Directors (people who run the local fairs) saying they are "investigating" :marseysurejan: idk, from looking at the Open Letter document, seems like some kids did all the investigating for you dumbasses. And this isn't soft plagiarism/exaggerating, this is the kind of shit that gets your paper retracted as a Dana-Farber Cancer Institute tenured professor, so not sure what's left to investigate.

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  • What happens next? You decide! Some are worried that this kid might kill himself (seems unlikely given that he still has his socials up, posted about it on Linkedin, his family members and him are full denying that he cheated, etc). Some say frick dem kids and want him/his parents to go to jail. It seems the only way this can escalate further is if it makes it into the national news (any chuds want to send an anonymous tip to InfoWars :chudsmug: ). I'll conclude with a quote from the kid himself, as these were his candid thoughts after winning $55k for a fraudulent project. You may think that he would be thankful, excited to see how his research will be implemented, wants to keep working on plastic waste research- you'd be wrong!

I'm looking forward to my future and how this ISEF award can really help me out

Wow, regardless of what happens, I too am excited to see this kid's future: he clearly has already mastered the art of research in 2024 and is well on his way to academia! Best of luck little :marseypajeet:

Also I have more screenshots but I hit the upload limit. Fricking :capy:

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Guess who introduced the bill.

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California bill would require new cars to beep at speeding drivers

The California Senate has passed SB 961, which would require “passive speed limiters” to be installed in all new cars manufactured or sold in the Golden State by 2032.

The motion, introduced by Senator Scott Wiener (D-San Francisco), would make California the first state in the nation to enact the safety requirement, which is similar to a law in the European Union that is set to take effect in July.

In the E.U.'s initiative, drivers are “always in control and can easily override” the intelligent speed assistance system.

According to Senator Wiener, California – and America as a whole – have seen a “horrifying spike” in deaths of drivers, pedestrians and cyclists over the years, especially since the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic; the California Office of Traffic Safety's 2023 Traffic Safety Report found that deadly crashes involving alcohol and drug-impaired driving, motorcyclist fatalities and teenage driver fatalities all increased from 2020 to 2021.

“These deaths are preventable, and they're occurring because of policy choices to tolerate dangerous roads,” Senator Wiener said in a statement. “The evidence is clear: Rising levels of dangerous speeding are placing all Californians in danger, and by taking prudent steps to improve safety, we can save lives.”

SB 961 would require every passenger vehicle, truck and bus manufactured or sold in California to be equipped with “passive speed governors” by 2032, with a 50% phase-in by 2029.

“Passive speed governors, also referred to as passive Intelligent Speed Assistance…warn drivers with audible and visual signals when they exceed the speed limit by greater than ten miles per hour,” Senator Wiener's office said.

The bill's speed governor requirement does not apply to emergency vehicles, the senator's office added.

SB 961, which passed the Senate by a vote of 22-13 on Tuesday, now moves to the State Assembly, where it must pass by Aug. 31.

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Ethiopians and Somalis have a we wuz contest (April)

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{This isn't true at all the reference comes from a 19th century book called kitab Al Zunuj which has been discredited by historians as unreliable & outright false. Somalis built Mogadishu & this is backed up through archaeological & oral evidence.](https://twitter.com/FoundTheNazi/status/1785600762501882195)

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Debunking the lies of notorious dalit "RasDemi" and comparing the histories of Somalia and Ethiopia, a thread. Pictured below, 9th Century Chinese depiction of dark skinned Somali king of Mogadishu, so much for "muh arabs" that ethiobugs cope with

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This is coming from someone whose Emperors lived in tents & moved from straw-hut village to village like wandering nomads until the 17th century. All Ethiopia was during this era was a backwater devoid of cities, ruled by a bunch of illiterate monarchs who presided over peasants

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This is really just cope and we wuzzing how can mogadisho been built by yemenis when the site of mogadisho was also home to an ancient city called sarapion Ajuran were Somali and married to native hiraab dynasty. We did and enslaved Ethiopians including tigarus, amhara, gallas

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They built the Ajuran Empire

https://tiktok.com/@negus__kaleb/photo/7343413997867191558

Watch this video. There's was never an Ajuran Empire. There's no historical evidence. Somalis so desperate they are resorting to making up fake empires.

A link by a raw meat eater yea I'm going to believe western historians who verified Ajuran empire. Not only that but evidence of coins exist look galla boy you were our slaves know your place

So more coping huh? Give me a single source to back up your claim or catch this block 🚫

Lol typical Galla monkey expected run away I've already debunked mogadisho being started by Arabs debunked you Galla slave I will debunk Ajuran one in like 5 minutes don't run away monkey

LMAO ran away like a runaway slave

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There is no such thing as "somali" history. A concocted myth. There has never been a "somali" nation that was carved up by Europeans. Criminal Somalian politicians have lied especially to the West

I completely agree,when you look at isaaq history (the same history "somalians" love to claim) you can see a very big difference between isaaqsand the rest of the "somali" speakers. isaaqs have ancient history, Empires, Kingdoms. While somalians were uncivilized desert dwellers.

Truth hurts and Somalis are hurt. Without leadership from elsewhere, Somalis are bottomline primitive. Give them power, they destroy everything.

The cognitive dissonance of the aidstopian is amazing. They need Somalia but they hate Somalia. If not for the galbeed, we wouldn't care for them. The only thing they could ever do for us is manual labor. As long as they don't want to be butlers and servants we can't coexist.

Listen lil kid, we came into zoomali land and did as we pleased. We practically subjugated zoomalis for most of their history.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMiABJqXYAEZZ3a?format=jpg&name=small

🥱🥱sultan Jamal ad din ensl*ved so many of you it became a joke. Just one emperor

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Poor neighbor, should been president in 2008-2016 and now should been Obama turn

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So this guy is fed up with Chipotle portions and calls for a review bomb on the app store, getting over 1 million views

https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNjJ6L/

This protest gets amplified massively when a popular influencer named Keith Lee gets over 15 million views on a lengthy video pooping on Chipotle and basically claiming they fell off

https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNksNy/

Our protest guy ups the ante big time by telling people to go in, place an order, and walk out if the portions aren't big enough

https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKLomAx/

Content creators seize the opportunity for engagement and start walking out on orders regardless of whether the portions are good or not

https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNBgV7/

https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNkGv8/

https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNeo6Q/

https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNkvdV/

^This last guy even admits his portion was fine

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163780698017604.webp

There are more videos but gauc is extra so you'll have to go look them up yourself :marseywink:

Currently Chipotle is sitting at a 4.5 on the Apple Store and 4.4 on Google Play

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meanwhile

https://www.businessinsider.com/us-recession-outlook-job-market-cuts-labor-unemployment-hard-landing-2024-5

Also thats not how "reccession" is defined anymore

https://www.dailysignal.com/2023/12/19/what-they-hiding-biden-admin-refuses-hand-docs-showing-it-altered-definition-recession/

https://theweek.com/feature/opinion/1015424/debate-over-whether-recession-has-begun

https://www.npr.org/2022/07/29/1114599942/wikipedia-recession-edits

Dumb chuds dont know shit!

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In 2016 U.S. average woman height was 5'3 but with open borders policy we can upgrade it to 5'2 and this queen weight is spot on and 50% US women weight more than her :marseykneel:

Edit: bros we made it

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You can find post con Reddit from 10+ years ago saying it's normal for woman to eat less than a man because it's biology

Now Reddit scientist saying women need to eat more then men

We now reached the point when it's normal for women to weight more then men

You see in the past after marrying men would fit his wife to become fat so no other man steals her. We basically cut that part and now you get already fat and ugly woman. That's what a progress is :marseykneel:

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