So this guy is fed up with Chipotle portions and calls for a review bomb on the app store, getting over 1 million views
https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNjJ6L/
This protest gets amplified massively when a popular influencer named Keith Lee gets over 15 million views on a lengthy video pooping on Chipotle and basically claiming they fell off
https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNksNy/
Our protest guy ups the ante big time by telling people to go in, place an order, and walk out if the portions aren't big enough
https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKLomAx/
Content creators seize the opportunity for engagement and start walking out on orders regardless of whether the portions are good or not
https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNBgV7/
https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNkGv8/
https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNeo6Q/
https://tiktok.com/t/ZPRKNkvdV/
^This last guy even admits his portion was fine
There are more videos but gauc is extra so you'll have to go look them up yourself 
Currently Chipotle is sitting at a 4.5 on the Apple Store and 4.4 on Google Play
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People claiming to be Chipotle employees are now reporting that corporate has told then to load up the bowl/burrito of anyone wielding a phone
Rare
-maxxing opportunity in the next few days
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If you go to chipotle and waggle your phone around let me know if you got extra food
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The Waffle House equivalent of this is ordering with your hand visibly on your waistband
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i don't live near a shitpotle it's over
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lard butt
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Im on a diet so i can't go
I want to live vicariously through rdrama posters
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crazy fats! Imma try this tomorrow at lunch
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Hope he dies of AIDS.
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Anything that makes life harder for wagecucks is good in my books
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Who the heck watches these "people"
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R-slurs. We're surrounded by r-slurs. Everywhere.
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hes really popular amoung a certain demographic. if he says ur restaurant bad ur essentially fricked as far as getting blacks to eat there
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Oh nooo, who would want that
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neither of my parents are wh*te
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Notice how he never denies that he isn't a light skin?
At least
@Dramacel larped as a 
instead of a 
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He posted hand before i don't remember it looking light but it was in a dimly lit room
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u mad cuz all the bitches want me
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lightskins are basically white
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Oh no, there go those generous tips
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I wonder if you could pay him for a bad review then
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idk he seems to be pretty genuine
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This is terrible news nooooo
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racists are so r-slurred
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What will they do without all those respectful quiet patrons who are such generous tippers
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seeing how a wh*te "person" brain works makes me laugh every time
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chuck e cheese needs to pay him for a bad review
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Zoomers
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It's all an algorithm thing. If his video pops off tiktok actually recommends it to people like youtube used to so you get a ton of tiktok account with decent followings but a couple of videos with ridiculous view counts
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Chipotle was admittedly a deal as a college student. All 1200 calories in one shot for like $6? Plus a free soda as a treat?
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That's not that good of a deal, but then, college students are financially r-slurred.
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Best bang for buck is raw sugar
Real men know that the best way to be on that grind is to eat 2000 kcal of sugar and wash it down with river water (free)
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Idk I've yet to eat at chipotle's without getting furious blood diarrhea the day after.
I think they should work on that first.
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In their defense, it's not their fault you have stomach cancer
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Your digestive flora is weak
Try traveling overseas
Either you'll become strong or you'll shit yourself to death so win-win
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Man I was at Chipotle once and they put the tiniest scoop of guacamole on my bowl. I asked for more and the guy said “you want double portions”, I told him I'd like a complete single portion and he got really nervous.
Zoomers just need to be more confrontational with bad staff
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I was at Subway once like 5 years ago and I asked for Jalapenos. The dude grabbed a handful of em from the box. "Nice", I thought, "gonna get a decent amount". He then proceeded to audibly count the individual slices of jalapeno as he laid them on my sandwich. 6 pieces in total. "I'll take more of those, thanks" I said. He looked at me confused and replied "I can give you 6 more for $1".
I haven't had a subway sandwich since then.
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I bet the owner of that location is Indian
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Not enough slop on plate! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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What's even slop in that
the tortilla?
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It's burger food, it's slop by definition
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If you don't hand mill your own flour and instead purchase it from the (((water-driven))) town miller down by the bend in the creek, you're eating slop.
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Putting rice in a burrito pushes it into slop territory
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!goyslopenjoyers goyslopmesia
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I aint even mad, people just dont know the satisfaction of getting sick off slop for pocket change. It's a proud american tradition and it's sad to see it dying
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Chipotle is the definition of slop too.
Yeah can I get uh beans and corn and shredded cheese and guacamole and liquid cheese and chicken and steak and…
WTF this burrito is only two thirds the size of a human stomach!
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Being a "content creator" should be criminalized
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We need jobs for people with no skills, they get sent to the content farm
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Send them to the content forced labor camps
The children yearn for the content mines
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Cobalt*
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There's cobalt in them there content hills!
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Spoken as an official rdrama thought leader
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Is he fat? Chipotle has good-sized portions. A meal can easily break 1000 cals.
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fr, everytime i order there they have a hard time closing the burrito. Nothing has changed either since I began eating there occassionally 10+ yrs ago. This is a fat zoomer thing and it pisses me off, bc now my burrito will probably cost more next time. Smh
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Double wrap fatties rise up.
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I make my meals break 2000 calories lmao (bowl extra rice, beans, cheese, side of tortilla), it's honestly decent in terms of calories / $ considering its “quality”.
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The barbacoa is still better than anything Ive been served at an "authentic" Mexican place in LA.
Mostly because it doesnt have 6" of peritoneum laid through the fricking taco because beancels at birrierias dont know to dress ribs.
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Sorry I don't speak immigrant
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Its the film on the back of ribs that youre supposed to strip off.
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Oic ty for the explanation
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You don't need all of that, fatty
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Chipotle is £10 for a burrito in London now.
There isn't much competition for mexican food though, taco bell is £5 for a burrito half the size and is plastic garbage
We need more mexians instead of the 100th Indian (Pakistani) takeaway
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Do they serve the heinz beans?
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In burritos? No lol, it's a copy of the burger menu pretty sure so it'd black beans.
It's not a common shop in the UK, just around London central
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There are a bunch of chipotle knock-offs around London, but all of them are charging around £10 anyway.
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Yeah I've tried a couple but found chipotle the best and it's all the same high prices.
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Burritos haven't really taken off in England. Most large shopping centres in the north don't have a burrito place. There must be demand, there are Subways everywhere.
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Do you have some links that aren't to tiktok? I refuse to install the app because I have self respect, and now they only let you watch the first 5 seconds.
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Its a tiktok trend, i dont know if its been reposted elsewhere. Literally half the country uses tiktok just drop the hollier than thou act and join up
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No, I refuse to join the r-slurred half of the country
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Boomers who are afraid of china and small children, you're in good company
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You sure as heck aren't in the smart half
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you can watch
tiktok 
videos in your browser 
without installing the app cute twink.
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Me and my friends in High School used to go to chipotle every Friday to overeat and then walk around the track after. it's crazy how inconsistent and expensive it has gotten. Sucks because you could be pretty healthy while eating there.
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Ive never seen this movie/play because i figured it would make me le miserable
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Very, very easily fixed. It's time to move the cash register over to the front of the line. Nobody places fake orders at McDonald's.
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so this is why keith lee hasn't been on tv for ages. he's an
influencer 
now.
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My biggest complaint with chipotle is that they give you too much food. No way I can eat it all and you can't save it because it isn't good fresh and would be inedible reheated.
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Honestly the saddest goyslop decline isn't Chipotle but it's competitor Moe's. You used to be able to go there and get a MASSIVE burrito + unlimited chips + salsa and a drink for like 5-6 bucks it was awesome. The food wasn't as good as Chipotle but the price/food ratio was unmatched, especially since you could bring leftovers home and have a second meal. I went years later and you get a pathetic amount of food, it's shittier quality, and the price is like 15-16 for just the burrito. What a tragedy!
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i hate chipotple
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