I was bet to do it. I had too. Kill me I had too.
Poorly lit room, poorly cropped peepee pic, half the peepee not in the pic, on an already dirty as frick Ipad. Just what rdrama deserves. This took like 45 minutes, not into her at all & I lost my boner 3 times.
Ball reveal comes at a later time.
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For every time this gets repinned to prove I don’t have a micropeepee:
This ipad + case is 8 inches wide.
Not a 4x7 picture frame you jackass.
My peepee is visibly resting on it. It’s clearly not my entire peepee based on where the circumcision scar is. Taking this 8 inch measurement to my peepee in the picture yields a partial peepee pic of 5.5/5.6 inches. In the pic alone my peepee is already larger than average. My peepee (measured from pelvic bone) is 7 inches.
So that one commenter is right, exactly 80% of my peepee is in this picture. Not half, not 100%. Full peepee pic (on a ruler) will come likely at the same time as ball pic
As for why the lighting is so weird - yellow light from the top, my shadow over it, ipad light from below.
Why does my c*m look like that? Cooming for the third time that day lmao.
Do Black lives matter? Yes. Yes they do. Do TRANS LIVES MATTER? SO MUCH YES TRANS LIVES MATTER. BLACK TRANS LIVES MATTER.
If anyone here is larger than 7 inches, congrats you are the 1%. Post yours.
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Before anyone asks:
I am 7 inches measured from the pelvic bone & hairy. And I’m circumcised, so for those needing proof of Jewishness, here it is.
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tbf not bad girth for a jewish chad
!jidf compare n contrast with pics in thread
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What's that supposed to mean?
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that i heard
yall got like chink
sized peepees that barely fit thru that sheet
u frick 
on(?) thru(?) idfk
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You vastly overestimate human genetic diversity
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ye ig jewish chads diff from us
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It’s true. The whole beef with Palestinians is because they got brutally peepeemogged
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Jews
have big pipes 
those are goy rumors
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how’s that for pipe?
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Ask around ab me
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Bb, Mormons do the sheet thing not Jews.
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no but fr tho i heard
u orthodoxs gotta 
do it thru a white(?) tassled(?) Blessed 
by ur rabbi (?) special 
blankie
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Thats mormons, hutterites and Mennonites that doesnt have anything to do with Jews (except maybe chabad r-slurs idk)
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no fr tho? i thought orthodox
jews 
had to
do special
things to be "allowed" to 🥵🥵 but the yts i watch 
never 
mention anything 
sexual so idfk bb
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Orthodox are r-slurs so maybe but I think its just that they have to be ritually clean. Hutterites allegedly do the sheet thing and have random guys come frick their foids to avoid inbreeding but idk if thats true or just mayo myths
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This is a trick JIDFbros, theyre trying to add you to Mossad's peepee database
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He’s standing feet away from a 4x7 picture frame. He has no girth or length.
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Feet away? Neighbor, my peepee is visibly resting on the ipad, which is 7x9.5” without a case. Stop being so mean
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im been nice
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Your mohel was aggressive, god darn
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epic bread, i was here
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would
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You are no where near 7 inches. Five tops. And holly shit, why is it shaped like a banana? Never seen such a bendy peepee.
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Looks bigger than five to me tbh
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Post the whole peepee
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Nice jewpeepee, very circumcised
Real Jew though or only your father is jewish
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I hate moids so fricking much, grassed!
!moidmoment
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thanks sis
frick u for making me see this tho
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Finally, my username works for a topic
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Tiny, watery load. Pathetic
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Neighbor I post porn here on a regular basis. You think my peepee gets a break?
If I knew I was going to do this today I would’ve not masturbated already.
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this moid is so brain damaged from porn he can't get an erection to actual women
!moidmoment
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That's called freedom
It's a beautiful feeling
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touch grass
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When this expression first became popular, I assumed it meant a bush, ie a lady parts. Because who has trouble going outside? I make regular forays to woods and parks, to enjoy life and to maintain my well being. That sort of grass I have no trouble touching. But the other sort, the kind that drives men to evil and to their undoing - that I will not touch.
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You gotta jelq your balls too r-slur.
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Darn neighbor you commented in like .1 seconds. Waiting for this or smth?
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Yes.
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No.
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begun, the peepee wars have
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i hate that we only got sfw gifs on the gif picker 😒😒
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I HATE THE C*M TEXTURE EW WTF. I HATE THIS SITE AND ALL OF YOU!!!!
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Still upmarseyd it though
Edit: lmao she changed her vote to a downmarsey. I swear my comment was true, notice how she only downvoted ten minutes after her comment
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You had the audacity to join the site much later than I did and yet to be much more popular than me. Luckily, what I've been able to do is conceal my jealousy and resentment of that as a sort of amusing and apparently reasonable attack of your behavior and personality, but actually behind that is a genuine resentment. It's not just a bit of fun, I'm consumed with feelings of social and sexual jealousy for you. I don't really have any friends in real life and my obsessive personality combined with the amount of free time I have allows me to zero in on people I percieve as being antagonistic towards me, whether or not that actually is the case.
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holy shit Mimwee lmao
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I mean dude bussy lmao
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So true bestie
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I thought it looked incredibly weird but I didn’t want to google ejaculate and compare
Thank you 🙏🏾
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IT'S WEIRD. IT SHOULDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT. SOMETHING IS WRONG
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It’s called I have a porn addiction and the body can only produce so much sperm in one day. Which is significantly less than the semen it can produce. Low sperm, normal semen = watery color.
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It seems DISCOLORED and LIQUIDY
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known sperm expert
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further proof of carp being an FtM
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y can't i be a fricking lezzie
i ain't ever seen di jan mustard yellow jizzy tho
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Di jan mussard mhmm
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I miss her so much :(
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Cute twink
Trans lives matter
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SHE WASN'T REAL!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!
trans lives matter
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Way funnier knowing this was a white
moid LARP
TRANS LIVES MATTER
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listen n learn cac
n post pipe 🤭🤭
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ur foid
thankful rn 🙌🏾
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If you've ever read the godfather our relationship is like Sonny and his wife but without the murders
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loled at this just as hard as i did a month ago kek
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Oh it can get worse than that. Go too long with jacking it and it ends up so thick it's like half dried snot. Shit's near chewable
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At least u don't gotta feel it ocme outta u
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Thank God 🙏🏾n u thankfully won't kno how it feels to sneeze on ur monthly n feel urtampon move sry to be gross tho
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I am disgusted and tickled pink at the same time lmao
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use spoiler tags
it's Sunday
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done kween
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If you’d like I could try and mix up my diet for something more palatable.
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You know that's the thing that made you a mom in the first place?
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I luv u tho
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Ok i can't stay mad at you
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And fr u think if this guy was gonna post this load he would've went a day with jacking it first
moids are low self control
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the people of this site are normal and not deranged at all
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neighbor imma gonna have to ask you to post the full thing
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Dont forget to write carps name on them for a badge
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"I totally needed an excuse to post my peepee in front of a bunch of autists"
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I did promise
@August I would eventually do this like a year ago.
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Proud of you sweety
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Ahem.
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I mean
!biofoids discuss? Lmfaooo
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pathetic load
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True
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Stop
for one fricking day beforehand
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y is it that color
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He cooms too much
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Because it's on an iPad being illuminated from underneath. Think of a lava lamp here lol. That's why it's like that
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not a fan of circumcised schlong and the jizz looks like it was scooped out of a pony jar 2 weeks ago
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Likes.... Uncirced.... Schlong
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done king
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Lol
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They definitely wanted this outcome or she wouldn't have dunked on the haters
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