!bookworms repent

We've been on the Cloudflare Business plan ($250/month) for years. They suddenly contacted us and asked us to either pay them $120k up front for one year of Enterprise within 24 hours or they would take down all of our domains. While this escalated up our business we had 3 sales calls with them, trying to figure out what was happening and how to reach a reasonable contract in a week. When we told them we were also in talks with Fastly, they suddenly "purged" all our domains, causing huge downtime in our core business, sleepless nights migrating away from CF, irreparable loss in customer trust and weeks of ongoing downtime in our internal systems.

!chuds

When I was 10, I went to this tutor for the 11+ exam (basically just to get into a 'good' secondary school in Essex - I think it was nationwide too?) and this guy Brin was just the biggest prick ever man, I can't lie.

Fully grown Sixth Form student that taught there was just constantly singling me out in front of the whole cohort. Pretty sure a lot of insults were thrown my way about my character my presentation idek. Maybe I deserved a bit of slapping around, but that was reserved for the old guy that taught us, not this fella.

Anyways it was absolutely fricking shocking to see this guy on my feed again today winning Masterchef. Hadn't really thought about him until like 3 years ago where I maanaged to dig up his name again, but goddarn.

Sucks but as an American who lives in Britain, I can personally attest that winning master chef UK is like winning master plumber India. To all my Brit friends, your country finally has the crunchy kind of flamin' hot cheetos. Please pick some up at your nearest convenience store and eat some real food.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/05/28/national-service-lockdown-furlough-thank-you/

Also "You didn't actually see me completely wasted on stream" lol

Screenshots taken from Ethan Ralph's Twitter

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1794690334091559092

There is also strings related to "Ruby Rose" #multiversus https://t.co/IJYVfLr94E pic.twitter.com/znmSEvS7pv

— ausil ( laisul ) 😸 (@AusilMV) May 28, 2024

Lizzo reacts to South Park roasting her: pic.twitter.com/0VH7rkjLTD

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 26, 2024

Good morning I hate women

Normally yes, but I'm convinced for government jobs that if you don't make people come in regularly we'll eventually have entire cities theoretically employed by the government without ever doing anything. The only constraint for now seems to be how many can fit in a building.

— Spencer (@Spencer_Gray) May 28, 2024

https://apnews.com/article/pope-gay-priests-francis-vatican-92ee291bbeef00a898a10a8a45afd32c

Francis strongly reaffirmed the Vatican ban on gay priests in his May 20 meeting with the Italian bishops, joking that “there is already an air of cute twinkness” in seminaries, the Italian media reported, after initial reporting from gossip site Dagospia.

!catholics !lgbt explain yourselves