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Got a very nice definite not a threat email from a previous kid I babysat. Oh no, you're going to choke me out, shoot me and stab me with a knife. how will I ever fare outside of alerting parents to just hide sharps and he clearly has no gun. Choke me out, I'm placing my knee on carotid without care of injury, punch me, I'm just putting pressure in allows, kick me were playing chicken on femur vs ankle that's going to be broken. Attack my genitals, we're leaving on sexual assault charges against you.
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I'm what fricking world does Taco Tuesday start at 2pm and the margaritas are 75% tequila and 25% pre-mixed tequilas. I get it, these are retired people parties and they're on their third of fourth liver and kidneys but holy shit we are fricking shit faced. Got sad drunk when pressed from somebody claiming I've never lived in California because lived in multiple cities and was in the awkward angry tequila drunk phase that made me pull up a bunch of childhood photos and seeing how fricked up I've become.
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2-2 Shaadi ho gaya... pic.twitter.com/qNlup6kPRg
— RVCJ Media (@RVCJ_FB) May 15, 2024
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AHindu sir as a boss.. pic.twitter.com/FBbxLglYMv
— ๐ฆ (@AndColorPockeT) May 15, 2024
What if someone had to tell you something personal
Tell me directly
No the talk was a bit too personal
Ok...come with me this evening
You were saying the boss is so strict and upright look how easily I brought him down see he'll take me out this evening
Wtf this is my home why did you bring me here
Come upstairs there's some personal matters
What
Come on
Father
This is your daughter?
Yes
This is her notice, salary cheque and 20,000 rupees cheque so get her married ASAP
Please forgive me
Forgiven but don't call me at your wedding
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Reality of Dhruv Ratheeโs 19 million subscriber count, 3-4 million views, influence, and which kind of people support him!!
— Mikku ๐ผ (@effucktivehumor) May 15, 2024
A thread ๐งต pic.twitter.com/iVEB3EhTiZ
Dhruv Rathee is a popular yootoobar, leftoid.
!bharatiya remember they wanted partition.
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My JD died I could replace the engine, but I don't feel like it. Something new and Would be nice
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๐บ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ After pizza Blinken performed in a Kiev bar.
— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) May 14, 2024
Kiev is lucky to have seen the "Lip Service" live https://t.co/1485kwU3Vl pic.twitter.com/ulKZPc4ogT
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Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasnโt shown up for a debate.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 15, 2024
Now heโs acting like he wants to debate me again.
Well, make my day, pal. pic.twitter.com/AkPmvs2q4u
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๐คก pic.twitter.com/B843dLVhCE
— Clown World โข ๐คก (@ClownWorld_) May 15, 2024
The new Biden doubleganger looks very fake tho
Here same video posted on official Biden Twitter account
https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1790713878248038478
So they ether created supper drugs or cloned Biden and this is a Solid Biden