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Yes, because I have eyeballs that work 😌 (39)

Darn, if this is what women find attractive then I'm doomed. (-8)

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He's sooo insanely cute but his personality is what makes him one of kind 🫶 (22)

If you like to be hit; he is yours (-9)

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Oh, I mean I'd really rather not spend my life with you either. I'd probably die early from stress or something if I had to worry about everything I say being derogatory or a red flag or whatever. (-8)

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Dunno, but whenever I see him I want to steal his style so bad. This man has DRIP (13)

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You lost this argument hard lol. First a classic 'im not reading all that' to defect from the argument followed by an insult. Zero points (2)

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Oh, I mean I'd really rather not spend my life with you either. I'd probably die early from stress or something if I had to worry about everything I say being derogatory or a red flag or whatever. (-8)

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I'm what fricking world does Taco Tuesday start at 2pm and the margaritas are 75% tequila and 25% pre-mixed tequilas. I get it, these are retired people parties and they're on their third of fourth liver and kidneys but holy shit we are fricking shit faced. Got sad drunk when pressed from somebody claiming I've never lived in California because lived in multiple cities and was in the awkward angry tequila drunk phase that made me pull up a bunch of childhood photos and seeing how fricked up I've become.

I’ve seen others post about this. So I tried it myself - YES it’s real, BAPHOMET

Mirror one of the images, and piece them together. Look closely

Then also flip that image upside down, look closely

Then also piece together on opposite sides, and look

0.00% this is coincidence pic.twitter.com/vWOpy7vU2x

— Jimmy Corsetti (@BrightInsight6) May 15, 2024

Last pic comes with a longpost:

!schizomaxxxers

Conner O'Malley is from the Midwest

The smile.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/GmU0zopBHg

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 14, 2024

!animalposters

Got a very nice definite not a threat email from a previous kid I babysat. Oh no, you're going to choke me out, shoot me and stab me with a knife. how will I ever fare outside of alerting parents to just hide sharps and he clearly has no gun. Choke me out, I'm placing my knee on carotid without care of injury, punch me, I'm just putting pressure in allows, kick me were playing chicken on femur vs ankle that's going to be broken. Attack my genitals, we're leaving on sexual assault charges against you.

Most ubisoft games still sell well despite being of the most criticised in gaming, this is usually because Ubislop is very normie gaymer oriented who play maybe 2-3 games a year,

so they are the type not to get involved with culture war shenanigans, let's see if fun comes from this!

@Losercel

Do it like the future depends on it because it does. Even if you dont love her or are thinking of leaving. Learn to love her for the sake of your future children and the future of the human race. Go have 3-5 children (unless you're one of the Indians or Brazilians on here ) Godspeed, r-slurs.

Sources say Francis Ford Coppola is looking for a distributor that will release “Megalopolis” in the fourth quarter of 2024, where it will mount an awards-season campaign. A24 or another awards-savvy distributor are seen as ideal fits. https://t.co/OSgHihwUVi

— Variety (@Variety) May 15, 2024

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The fall of Volchansk is a matter of hours... The Ukrainians are leaving the town.

— Trollstoy (@Trollstoy88) May 14, 2024

Well it took less than 5 days for Ukraine to make their legendary spring counteroffensive look even shitier

@Szia_uram discus I want to know more about “ Ukraine just bombed the 10th refinery in two days and there is no panic in Belgorod 3 years into their 3 days special military operation.”

A gay politician in Germany has sparked outrage after sharing disturbing videos of him performing sexual acts online. In one clip, Martin Neumaier, a Free Democratic Party (FDP) candidate for the district of Ostalb, is seen singing the Nazi-era German national anthem while “masturbating himself rectally with a dildo.”

According to Der Status, several of his pornographic videos were removed from X (formerly Twitter) for violating the site's Terms of Service, but censored clips continue to be shared across the internet.

In one video, Neumaier is seen naked while reciting the first verse of Nazi-era German national anthem and using an anal dildo. In another, Neumaier inserts a feces-covered dildo into his rectum before smearing it on a Quran.

Other now-deleted videos of the disturbed politician show him with feces under his nose, roleplaying as the former chancellor of the German Reich, Adolf Hitler. “I have a Hitler beard made of shit,” exclaims Neumaier, revealing his home address to his viewers.

Another video filmed in a public restroom shows the fitness coach licking a urinal and a potty seat. Seemingly unfazed, Neumaier takes his fetishistic behavior to the next level by kissing a potty brush “as punishment.”

The clips sparked immense backlash on X from many who are disgusted that a political candidate would conduct himself in this manner.

“I just can't take this shit anymore…” wrote one displeased user in German.

I chopped some habaneros last night to put in this yummy ground beef dish for dinner and washed my hands. Told myself ok don't touch your face. Sit down and watch Archer (adult cartoons I'm a cuck yay) and all of a sudden my nose starts burning. Didn't even realize I was doing it!! Frick I'm gonna get Alzheimer's if I don't stop right? That's what the studies say. So any of you have this problem?? I need to find a way to stop mining nose gold all day...

I had a phone for a while as a yute, realized the only people calling me where people I didn't want to talk to, canceled it and have been going phoneless for 11 (nearly 12) years.

inb4