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Got a very nice definite not a threat email from a previous kid I babysat. Oh no, you're going to choke me out, shoot me and stab me with a knife. how will I ever fare outside of alerting parents to just hide sharps and he clearly has no gun. Choke me out, I'm placing my knee on carotid without care of injury, punch me, I'm just putting pressure in allows, kick me were playing chicken on femur vs ankle that's going to be broken. Attack my genitals, we're leaving on sexual assault charges against you.
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I'm what fricking world does Taco Tuesday start at 2pm and the margaritas are 75% tequila and 25% pre-mixed tequilas. I get it, these are retired people parties and they're on their third of fourth liver and kidneys but holy shit we are fricking shit faced. Got sad drunk when pressed from somebody claiming I've never lived in California because lived in multiple cities and was in the awkward angry tequila drunk phase that made me pull up a bunch of childhood photos and seeing how fricked up I've become.
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2-2 Shaadi ho gaya... pic.twitter.com/qNlup6kPRg
— RVCJ Media (@RVCJ_FB) May 15, 2024
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Reality of Dhruv Ratheeβs 19 million subscriber count, 3-4 million views, influence, and which kind of people support him!!
— Mikku πΌ (@effucktivehumor) May 15, 2024
A thread 𧡠pic.twitter.com/iVEB3EhTiZ
Dhruv Rathee is a popular yootoobar, leftoid.
!bharatiya remember they wanted partition.
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AHindu sir as a boss.. pic.twitter.com/FBbxLglYMv
— π¦ (@AndColorPockeT) May 15, 2024
What if someone had to tell you something personal
Tell me directly
No the talk was a bit too personal
Ok...come with me this evening
You were saying the boss is so strict and upright look how easily I brought him down see he'll take me out this evening
Wtf this is my home why did you bring me here
Come upstairs there's some personal matters
What
Come on
Father
This is your daughter?
Yes
This is her notice, salary cheque and 20,000 rupees cheque so get her married ASAP
Please forgive me
Forgiven but don't call me at your wedding
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π¨India will soon start making its third aircraft carrier; we will not stop at that; we will make five, six more, said Defense Minister Rajnath Singh. pic.twitter.com/zsBTr505hu
— Indian Tech & Infra (@IndianTechGuide) May 15, 2024
Come on man I want 5-6 more 100K tons with nuclear propulsion and catapults. These two can be the cute brothers on two flanks in the group pics but rest better be full flatchads
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The fall of Volchansk is a matter of hours... The Ukrainians are leaving the town.
— Trollstoy (@Trollstoy88) May 14, 2024
Well it took less than 5 days for Ukraine to make their legendary spring counteroffensive look even shitier
@Szia_uram discus I want to know more about β Ukraine just bombed the 10th refinery in two days and there is no panic in Belgorod 3 years into their 3 days special military operation.β
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π€‘ pic.twitter.com/B843dLVhCE
— Clown World β’ π€‘ (@ClownWorld_) May 15, 2024
The new Biden doubleganger looks very fake tho
Here same video posted on official Biden Twitter account
https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1790713878248038478
So they ether created supper drugs or cloned Biden and this is a Solid Biden
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