UBISLOP TRAILER!

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Most ubisoft games still sell well despite being of the most criticised in gaming, this is usually because Ubislop is very normie gaymer oriented who play maybe 2-3 games a year,

so they are the type not to get involved with culture war shenanigans, let's see if fun comes from this! :marseywave2:

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CULTURE WAR :marseyfsjal: CULTURE WAR :marseyfsjal: CULTURE WAR :marseyfsjal: CULTURE WAR :marseyfsjal: CULTURE WAR :marseyfsjal: CULTURE WAR :marseyfsjal:

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>African man

>Japanese woman

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!soyteens

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>native american

does he know

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Idk why they went with samurai :marseyronin: over ninja :marseyzeldasheik: aesthetic tbh

!g*mers thoughts?

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I quit caring when I saw it was Yasuke

Ghosts of tsushima was the jap vidya kino I needed. Not gonna bother with this at all

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:#jannybell:

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Ghost of tsushima probably, if they had thought of this when sekiro had released might have been ninja themed.

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Also the popularity of the Shogun show

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Ninja were peasants. The MCs in Butt Creed games interact with lords n shit. Plus they have to keep players grinding for new gear, and ninjas have less of that

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I thought :marseymindblown: ninja :marseyryu: were recruited from ronin

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The game looks good but lol at the black dude just randomly in the small japanese village. The chuds will rage. But fr idc cuz I love assassin's creed and hope it's better than the vikings one that got boring af real fast and I love frickin vikings and they ruined it for me. :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging:


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looks like a good game

There was no gameplay? How could you tell?

!nooticers :marseyunamused:

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Modern goyslop enjoyer in a nutshell

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Women don't play games, they judge the quality of games by how fun it is to watch their boyfriend play.

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Umm chud YOU are they reason why they don't play video games!!!

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Samurai stuff! I'm one of those storyline players. Need a good storyline and world graphics.


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Have you played Kingdom Come Deliverance? Gooood game for immersion and story. I am a devoted unpaid salesman :marseyjanny2:

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YES! I loved it but the combat controls pissed me off so I only got so far. lol I loved the game though.


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The neurodivergent melee combat is one of my favorite parts, but it's definitely better with mods (to make it even more neurodivergent). :marseywhirlyhat: I like Theresa's dlc missions where you're doing daily household tasks of a miller and errands in town.

Did you see the second one is coming out in the fall?

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No I did not see that another one was coming. I should try to play again. I thought it was great but the neurodivergent combat frustrated me. Why is it taking so long to swing my sword? Ohhh right this game. lol


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hopefully there will be a mod to whiteout the main char

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it would be so funny to have a mod that removes all the nonwhite npcs and every town is just barren

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I love assassin's creed

:marseydisagree: assassins creed is the goyslop of vidya, you should consume it silently and in shame.

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Malaka!


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MGSV is like Assassin's Creed but not absolute crap. Play that instead.

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black dude just randomly in the small japanese village.

whats funny about this "Black-washing" is that is literally historically accurate like most assassins creed games

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke

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>make game set in medieval Nigeria

>half the population is white

>"back in ancient greek days some europeans visited africa so this is totes historically accurate"

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:marseyyass: like how half the zombies in Resident Evil 5 were evil dutchman

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He wasn't actually a samurai, he was literally just some guy paid to stand around and exist.

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he had a sword tho

:#marseysipping:

!slots107

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he had a sword tho

You idiots, we've all got swords!

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we've all got swords

or machetes for us folx in the western hemisphere

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:#godiwishthatwereme:

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Well based on accuracy, and obviously changed and embellished

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You dont think DARPA can time travel through peoples DNA yet?

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I meant the actual historical :marseygladiator: stuff, like this Yasuke feller was never :marseyitsover: a samurai :marseyronin: for example

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:#jannybell:

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That's pretty neat actually. Thanks for the link.


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Assassin's Creed ended with Black Flag and Ubisoft never released another game

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Gosh, black flag was such a fun game! I sure wish Ubisoft would make another pirate game…

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This is Far Cry Primal erasure :grug:

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Black Flag was so fricking good, except for the parts where they forced you to remember that it was a shitty Assassin's Creed game. It was so annoying when they dragged you out of your sweet butt pirate sim and made you do gay parkour for 20 minutes.

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It's even better because you know there will also be no racism in the game whatsoever, except maybe from the most irredeemable or bad guys.

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It won't be. Ubislop has been consistently just bloated, boring, shitty games for awhile now

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Why are you mad about black people when you speak in ebonics

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I'm not like the other black people. I'm a cool black person.


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Ubislop is trash and you should feel bad for liking trash

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!coomers imagine all of the BMAF kino in SFM and Blender that a game featuring a BBC BVLL in Japan will generate :pepoboner: :!chadwomanasian::chadblack:

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Wyte boi got dat cake

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All that history just to worship BBC

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BIG BUSHIDO PEEPEE :marseyronin:

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>All that history just to worship BBC

:#kissintalking:

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Is there any good Asscreed games besides Black Flag and Origins?

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Ezio trilogy is good but I don't think it has the same impact now as it had when it released.

The ending of Christina memories in AC:B is still the only moment where a bideo game ever 'got to me', kudos to whoever came up with those.

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The AC:Brotherhood multiplayer was kino !g*mers

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I miss it :marseycry:

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Is that the one where they reveal through schitzo tapes that Adam and Eve were actually alien lab experiments and that the Assassins actually killed Hitler

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Assassin's creed 1 was legitimately good for its day. Nowhere near what was promised, but still good.

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You mostly covered it lol :marseyaware:

AC1 is neat if you can appreciate noughties repetitiveness/jank

AC2 and Brotherhood have decent stories and are still kinda fun, but much smaller than modern games. The Ezio trilogy comes with those (and frick it you can play Rev too)

Rogue is the same kino gameplay as Black Flag

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I thought the first 4 still held up. Idk why but I quit at III, maybe burnout or the game was just boring

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brotherhood is kino

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Can't put my finger on the reasons why but I get bored really quickly with all Ubisoft games.

Got Far Cry 6 or whatever the latest one was and I realised that outside of cutscenes, nothing is happening and the open world is just a great big static empty place to travel from one cut scene to another and the game would lose nothing if it was linear, except everyone would realise how shit it was without the illusion of the open world.

All Ubislop games are like that though. Also got the latest Watch Dogs on PS+ and it was equally boring. A recreation of London sounds fun, but it isn't. I dunno maybe some nerd can explain but there doesn't seem to be any meaningful interaction with the open world.

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This got me when I was playing FC4 last year. I wanted to get as many upgrades and stat boosts as I could to make the main storyline easier on me and I was struck my just how much bullshit busywork it was. It wasn't especially fun or challenging, it was all just there to pad the length. Ubislop just feels like a lot of working through a big to-do list, I get enough of that at work.

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There's a saying that once you played a Far Cry game you played them all

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Yeah it was definitely similar to FC3, but that one felt fresh at the time. Same reason I loved the first few AC games and then dropped the series. In hindsight, Blood Dragon might have been the perfect iteration, just because it still had all the Ubislop open world hallmarks but was a lot more concise, so the back half of the game didn't feel like such a slog.

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I don't think they're any worse than average open world games, I think you just don't like those :marseyshrug:

One thing that comes to mind though, is that most of your interaction with the world is just shooting or destroying stuff, which doesn't exactly build connection to it. Yeah you have some collectible nonsense but that's just worthless padding. Big part of GTA's charm and praise for it's open world is having you do missions that aren't just "go there and clear that outpost".

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Get far cry 3 and butt butt in creed black flag, you've also bought the last 20 games ubisoft put out

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Has there even been any non-Japanese games set in Japan the last decade that did not include Yasuke?

:#marseysmirk:


:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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haven't watched the trailer. don't know anything about the game besides colored dude pretending to be a ninja.

if it's like valhalla or that greece one (odyssey, i think?), i'm in day 1. :smoke:

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HOLY KINO GOTY GOTY GOTYYYY!!!!

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I often like ubislop but I'm so fricking sick of this shit this game is already DROPPED before I've tried it

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@kaamrev canned sardines discuss white chuds and non white Asians not being happy about black samurai protagonist

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1csqpep/the_new_assassins_creed_game_features_a_black/?sort=controversial

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The reveal should have simply been Neighborsaki's teeth and eyes in the dark.

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The protagonist blends with the shadows, but not the crowd.

May be interesting mechanically I suppose.

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>assassins creed

>interesting mechanically