I chopped some habaneros last night to put in this yummy ground beef dish for dinner and washed my hands. Told myself ok don't touch your face. Sit down and watch Archer (adult cartoons I'm a cuck yay) and all of a sudden my nose starts burning. Didn't even realize I was doing it!! Frick I'm gonna get Alzheimer's if I don't stop right? That's what the studies say. So any of you have this problem?? I need to find a way to stop mining nose gold all day...
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Wear mittens, like they do with babies to prevent them from scratching themselves.
If you're subconsciously removing the mittens, then god help you.
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I can't jack off or play Vidya with mittens tho.
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Everyone picks out their boogers dipshit, it came free with your fricking squamous mucosa
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I don't have one is it expensive?
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Cutting chillies really does show you how much you touch various parts of your body. Did you know it's possible to get a spicy peepee too
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I do. It's also possible to rub it in your eyes ears and butthole.
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I rubbed my eyes once and then learnt not to do that again
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