Whoever came up with the idea of happiness itself being a product to be chased was gay.

Happiness is the outcome of doing things that are biologically useful to you.

All useless things that make you feel happiness are glitches in the system used by megacorporations to make you buy and worship next product.

You weren't designed to be happy. Happiness was designed to make you feel good about doing things that helped your chances of reproductive success.

You weren't supposed to fall so deep into abstractions that you thought watching something on screen was as good as the real thing.

You were supposed to use your capacity for abstractions to create things that you then used in your real life to feel good about shit.

You were meant to be a creator not a consumer.

All your base ingredients have been misused to give you the bare minimum to stay too addicted to pursue the maximum potential possible within you.

You have been cheated of a life and you should be angry enough to tear out the wires put inside of you by the world to which you are just another product and gear in the supply chain.

You were supposed to get a job to make the money to do things that you want to do that made your life better, not get a job to buy next product, or get a job to be a gear in somebody else's machine.

You willingly made a slave out of yourself long after slavery was banned. And that is your biggest tragedy. That you voluntarily chose the circus over the struggles that would have given your life meaning even to yourself.

Do things that will make your life better in the long term.

Stop being a loser to yourself.

Little punk drives through restaurant after they refused to serve him wings at closing time… pic.twitter.com/65p8uK4yUI

— Fight Mate (@FightMate) May 15, 2024

🇺🇦🇺🇸 After pizza Blinken performed in a Kiev bar.

Kiev is lucky to have seen the "Lip Service" live https://t.co/1485kwU3Vl pic.twitter.com/ulKZPc4ogT

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) May 14, 2024

AHindu sir as a boss.. pic.twitter.com/FBbxLglYMv

— 🦁 (@AndColorPockeT) May 15, 2024

What if someone had to tell you something personal

Tell me directly

No the talk was a bit too personal

Ok...come with me this evening

You were saying the boss is so strict and upright look how easily I brought him down see he'll take me out this evening

Wtf this is my home why did you bring me here

Come upstairs there's some personal matters

What

Come on

Father

This is your daughter?

Yes

This is her notice, salary cheque and 20,000 rupees cheque so get her married ASAP

Please forgive me

Forgiven but don't call me at your wedding

Reality of Dhruv Rathee’s 19 million subscriber count, 3-4 million views, influence, and which kind of people support him!!

A thread 🧵 pic.twitter.com/iVEB3EhTiZ

— Mikku 🐼 (@effucktivehumor) May 15, 2024

Dhruv Rathee is a popular yootoobar, leftoid.

!bharatiya remember they wanted partition.

Unexpected Lovecraft

A gay politician in Germany has sparked outrage after sharing disturbing videos of him performing sexual acts online. In one clip, Martin Neumaier, a Free Democratic Party (FDP) candidate for the district of Ostalb, is seen singing the Nazi-era German national anthem while “masturbating himself rectally with a dildo.”

According to Der Status, several of his pornographic videos were removed from X (formerly Twitter) for violating the site's Terms of Service, but censored clips continue to be shared across the internet.

In one video, Neumaier is seen naked while reciting the first verse of Nazi-era German national anthem and using an anal dildo. In another, Neumaier inserts a feces-covered dildo into his rectum before smearing it on a Quran.

Other now-deleted videos of the disturbed politician show him with feces under his nose, roleplaying as the former chancellor of the German Reich, Adolf Hitler. “I have a Hitler beard made of shit,” exclaims Neumaier, revealing his home address to his viewers.

Another video filmed in a public restroom shows the fitness coach licking a urinal and a potty seat. Seemingly unfazed, Neumaier takes his fetishistic behavior to the next level by kissing a potty brush “as punishment.”

The clips sparked immense backlash on X from many who are disgusted that a political candidate would conduct himself in this manner.

“I just can't take this shit anymore…” wrote one displeased user in German.

Conner O'Malley is from the Midwest

2-2 Shaadi ho gaya... pic.twitter.com/qNlup6kPRg

— RVCJ Media (@RVCJ_FB) May 15, 2024

Got a very nice definite not a threat email from a previous kid I babysat. Oh no, you're going to choke me out, shoot me and stab me with a knife. how will I ever fare outside of alerting parents to just hide sharps and he clearly has no gun. Choke me out, I'm placing my knee on carotid without care of injury, punch me, I'm just putting pressure in allows, kick me were playing chicken on femur vs ankle that's going to be broken. Attack my genitals, we're leaving on sexual assault charges against you.

I'm what fricking world does Taco Tuesday start at 2pm and the margaritas are 75% tequila and 25% pre-mixed tequilas. I get it, these are retired people parties and they're on their third of fourth liver and kidneys but holy shit we are fricking shit faced. Got sad drunk when pressed from somebody claiming I've never lived in California because lived in multiple cities and was in the awkward angry tequila drunk phase that made me pull up a bunch of childhood photos and seeing how fricked up I've become.

they are not organized by the usual non-partisan group but CNN/FOX news

The quick agreement on the timetable to meet followed the Democrat's announcement that he will not participate in fall presidential debates sponsored by the nonpartisan commission that has organized them for more than three decades. Biden's campaign instead proposed that media outlets directly organize the debates with the presumptive Democratic and Republican nominees.

So, they're going to have a fully stage-managed affair with questions already given out to candidates

member donna brazil?

https://www.cnn.com/2017/11/02/politics/donna-brazile-dnc-book/index.html

Donna Brazile resigned from her role as a CNN contributor in October 2016 after WikiLeaks released an email in which she says she got advance questions before a town hall event. She then sent questions to Clinton's campaign in advance of a CNN debate and a town hall.

!nonchuds !chuds