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Lore: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg
Joshua Ryne Goldberg (born May 14, 1995) is an American internet troll,[1] convicted of attempting a bombing on the 14th anniversary of the September 11 attacks[2] while posing as an Islamic terrorist affiliated with ISIS.[3][4][5]
Goldberg had many online identities and spent virtually all of his time on the internet.[7] In addition to promoting terrorism, he made thousands of troll posts advocating for liberal feminism, neo-Nazism, and other ideologies.
Proofs: https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolis/status/1785377421241291054
Credit to @Patsy for xeeting him
Update:
In case you all were wondering, /r/drama's description of me as looking like "Post Malone if the amount of weed consumed was estrogen" no longer stands. I now bear zero resemblance to any of the pictures that exist of me. In prison, I shaved my head bald and started working out.
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Most of you chads and kings long for the bygone era of a few guys sitting across the room, sipping scotch, smoking cigars, making random comments about women and also engaging in productive conversation.
Gone are those days, now all you get is huddling around pink haired bisexuals and s calling each other comrade in shrill pitched voices, (@pillowprincess suck my peepee) chastising your manhood and finding the most God awful books in existence, chanting it in unison as if to unleash some magic spell.
Well, fear not my friend.
Vote any book from below. I'll select the name with the highest vote. Then give you the notes on the essential facts for the first 100 pages 9 days from now (Friday next week) and on each Friday thereafter.
As soon as a book is completed, the book with the 2nd highest votes will be started or a new auction will be floated on the last day of the current book.
Books: [From Before]
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For many, many years, I've recorded that my girls outperform the boys by a wide margin. In my case, the measured difference between them is so large that I cannot help but think something is wrong with our boys, particularly after I also account for their general behavior.
If I test 100 children and score work blindly, with names removed, the top 90% will be girls, and it has been so for a couple decades.
Sounds like you teach grade school.
Boys largely struggle to follow simple directions. Working memory is poor. Executive functioning is minimal. They are impulsive to the core, constantly distracted, and unable to perform at grade level. Compared to girls, the boys leave me feeling as if I where working with infants and toddlers. Most students we have in our special education programs and those with IEPs are boys. In every class I've had, most of the boys strike me as being mentally handicapped. Yes, there are outliers. There are always outliers amongst both genders.
lmao These literal children would rather play than listen to me, are they retarded?
I don't know if boys ever catch up,
Considering !fellas outperform !biofoids almost across the board I'd say they do more than catch up
but I do not suspect that to be the case, given the deltas I record every day. I'm familiar with the old anecdotes of boys maturing slower and being a couple years behind the emotional development of girls, but this appears to be something more ominous.
No, boys are just tuff enough that they don't falter the moment you crack the whip.
its called the patriarchy. Boys are not held to the same social standards as girls.
Then why are boys the most likely to be punished?
The patriarchy, which leaves boys behind?
The sentiment is that low achieving boys will achieve higher than high achieving women because of patriarchal standards.
These boys DON'T have to try hard because the system is meant for them to succeed.
Are you literally retarded? They don't try because they don't care. They're children who'd rather be playing amongst themselves.
Except that's not an explanation for what's happening here. Boys aren't doing worse in high school because they "have an understanding" that they will succeed later on. They're just...failing.
They aren't just failing in K-12, either. The success of boys in a continual downtrend at college as well.
It's bizarre to me that someone would look at a kid who is going to drop out of high school and say "Well, the patriarchy!" like it's a point worth making in that context.
It's because teachers are made up solely of unicels who had it pounded into their head that patriarchy
was the great satan that caused all sin in the world.
Teachers are mostly women. Parents who actually parent are mostly women. Males are taught to not respect or listen to women. It's not difficult stuff to grasp.
That doesn't track at all. Somehow the majority of authority in a boys life is female and he's taught not to respect them? No, hr learns not to respect them. Seeing teachers fail basic physical tasks, bow down to empty authority and go on childish power trips teaches him not to respect women.
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Whenever a woman posts about being happy single and childless at 30+ y/o men are always in the comments saying something along the lines of “this is cope, if you were truly happy you wouldn't be posting about it”.
And thing is a woman can't be happy single and childless together because women are social creatures and will get a huge depression if they have nobody near them and western women are home enough that they also often have distant relationship with parents and family
I guess by that logic women who post about their happy marriages are also secretly miserable and “coping”.
That's also often true but women love to brag and dunk on another women so if it was man who wrote how happy married he is than that would been suspicious
Also, thinking that women are “expired” at 30 is so delusional. You can definitely get married in your 30s and even 40s. Men who watch that redpill bullshit have really lost the sense of real world.
She subconsciously shows she knows it becomes pain in butt to get married to a good man that “and even” is cherry on top
I mean of course all women in the west can marry someone living in third world and bring them to the west it's not hard and possible at any age but that ain't happening because western equality loving women don't want to betabuxx a man. And in the west at 30+ there more straight women than men and successful men that those foids want don't care about their roasties asses.
After checking her profile
https://old.reddit.com/r/s*x/comments/1ccx4uc/having_sex_on_antidepressants_as_a_woman/
Her post about women being happy single would had more weight behind if she didn't had s*x after using antidepressants 6 days ago so she probably recently broken up
She is having dreams about having bi son
Also she is pooping on Trump while she is apparently Russian living in Russia
She also must be 24 or younger
So literally an r-slur
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dudes be like "i'm racist" and then their friend group looks like this: https://t.co/UBS3iJFZa3 pic.twitter.com/pTdaC4ujXs
— Arjun* (@mxtaverse) May 1, 2024
!bharatiya Mauritius has a legit party called militant socialist movement and a separate party called the mauritian militant movement Our blood brothers truly
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Zionist groups dressed like Proud Boys violently attack UCLA students while police do nothing. pic.twitter.com/SnElfxhkTZ
— Rafael Shimunov (@rafaelshimunov) May 1, 2024
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I can't imagine that! My grandpa (born in the 20s) thought nothing about bringing home pads for any of us girls. And the only thing he ever said was to tell us not to flush tampons. That wa
my dad was born in 1928 and raised me by himself, he bought my tampons, consulted with the pharmacist when i had cramps, and handled all the talks about boys and and s*x. he advised me to never date boys/men who don't like cats because they're seen as feminine & they demand consent. that straight men exist in 2024 with such grotesque attitudes about periods is pathetic. may that turd never procreate, he'd be a terrible father to a daughter or a son.
Wow--you're a sister from another mister! My dad was born in 1922 and also raised me by himself. My mom died when I was 10, so I jokingly say his Marine training prepared him for my puberty lmao. This man did not flinch when he had to discuss my period and had no problems buying me sanitary products. He had a wife, two daughters, and five sisters. He knew what side of the Coven to be on.
Kind of sad a man born over 100 years ago was more progressive thinking than a lot of (not all) men these days.
How old are those xx chromosomes users
And so many divorced with a lot of years living together
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Sweating buckets just stepping out of the house to hop onto the train to work.
2 mins in the living room after a cold shower and you're all sticky again.
On the bright side, you sweat more when working out so extra calories burnt? 🤷♂️
I look at our migrant workers toiling away, and our NSFs in FBO on route march and think how the frick are they doing it.
How are you guys keeping cool? Just sitting in air conditioning 24/7?
And it's gonna get worse in the next 2 months too 😕
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The cops stood around and watched as they sent in counterprotestors to do violence. Basically, deputizint their own brown shirts.
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The gun grabber has his requirsite “automatic weapons” case and everything! @HailVictory1776 stand with Israel
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My manager makes us “weigh in” before starting a shift and then again before a shift meal
I don't really know what to make of this. We've been under a lot of pressure to portion control. My manager is always freaking out when we are low on anything at all and says we aren't hitting our “numbers”.
I swear he's getting paranoid due to the pressure from corporate. There's a lot of concern about employees eating on the job and “skimping off the bins”. He decided to remedy this with a scale. I shit you not.
Before every shift we have to weigh in. Before we have our shift meal he makes us weigh in again. He says if we've gained weight we don't get to have a shift meal because obviously we are skimping? Apparently water doesn't weigh anything.
This feels illegal but he says it's not because it's to prevent theft and that he keeps the numbers private. Has this been implemented at other chipotles? Please help.
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https://www.fox6now.com/news/mount-horeb-middle-school-active-shooter-wisconsin
Threat neutralized according to Fox. Shooter didn't manage to breach the schools entryway before getting -acked. Foid maybe? Take bets here.
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