how the fuck do the normies do it? how tf do you just get intimate with absolutely no feelings like that all the time? i was told this was going to be fun.

— RictheCusco (@RictheCusco) May 19, 2024

Personally I think it's 5'6

FRICK U @Patsy

Great work, @VisitNotts!

You failed the Don't Invite The Nazis Challenge 2024.https://t.co/J0gL9gj154 pic.twitter.com/CXO3C97a9z

—  Dr. Waitman W. Beorn (@waitmanwbeorn.com 🟦)🇺🇦 (@waitmanb) May 18, 2024

https://twitter.com/waitmanb/status/1792122643694436527

https://twitter.com/weewoono/status/1792121206772056472

https://twitter.com/NeonEcho1/status/1792007094352142417

https://twitter.com/waitmanb/status/1791949017833701415

https://twitter.com/lifesdrunk/status/1792153555350016223

https://twitter.com/cagyphoenix/status/1791947280548848070

https://twitter.com/Osteichthyes12/status/1792071169778282746

https://twitter.com/waitmanb/status/1792117129044799660

This one made xitter angry https://twitter.com/yoloswagstudios/status/1791146129377185915

"Vannacci si comprasse uno specchio. Parla di tratti italiani, ma sembra il turco che mi vende il kebab" #drittoerovescio pic.twitter.com/VQThgVO3Ab

— Il Grande Flagello (@grande_flagello) May 19, 2024

https://old.reddit.com/r/Plumbing/comments/154bvud/overflowing_clogged_potty_and_wont_flush/?sort=controversial

Close and lock the door. Then move and change your name.

My thoughts

auger

My plumber got so pissed off he kept having to come back and unclog my potty that he bought me an auger. LOL, and he was charging $100+ for each visit hahahah.

Bro at that point I would just burn the house down honestly.

Like even if you get the potty unclogged you gonna have to bleach the whole bathroom and the potty seat gonna have be tossed unless you really about that life ahahaha

!poopers

Real butthurt about this one.

Made friends while rockclimbing earlier this year, good group of guys, sans one that gets a little too close, goes out of their way to do the "gay ironically" bit, starts singling out my girlfriend to be friendly toward. I'm not r-slurred, she is apparently.

She's like "can you believe that xxx wants me to go to the gym with him and help him approach a crush, I thought he was gay!" and other things that remind me why women are underdiagnosed for autism.

Anyway, after telling her its obvious he likes her and I don't think he's the type to respect boundaries, she keeps taking him at face value, and he asks her last night if she wants to frick the next time she works from home. She tells me I was right about him and said I could look through the messages if I wanted, like I need confirmation that men shoot their shot when they see an opening.

Reach out to the guy personally, he avoids my call, obviously. Post in a shared chat later that day asking if folks are downtown, he calls me a cute twink for using a group chat he's in "after he tried banging my gf" and he leaves the chat before I can reply.

Social dynamics at play are 1) he's been in this friend group since high school and we're all in our 30s 2) I've hung out with these guys a couple times over the past few months, since I had to stop working out for a bit after breaking my leg this year. I'm 90% sure I'm not gonna hear from these dudes again because the potential drama's too r-slurred. Lose no sleep over the ugly dude that thought he was a threat, but the other guys were chill and its hard not to blame my girlfriend for being r-slurred.

I don't know how women past the age of 20 can't activate that pattern recognition area of their brain to figure out that guys will say whatever sets them up to get in their pants. Having to comfort her this morning after she embarrassed me with this was the most emasculating shit I've had to deal with from a partner.

good game