No queen can stop the king of beers

With news Thursday night that a fifth of the U.S. milk supply contains fragments of bird flu virus, the Biden administration and dairy industry are racing to convince the public not to worry about the spread of the disease among the nation's cattle.

A FIFTH???? Of our milk is contaminated with this shit!!!!!!!!?

Demonious-X is an ancient lolcow that somethingawful's FYAD used to frick with a lot. The OG neckbeard.

He was also the incel patient zero. He was the scrote alpha and the scrote omega.

Best read to the tune of William Shatner's Rocketman

>All right here's part two of my woman hate blog thing

>I gotta tell you something, oh one thing, okay.

>Well, first of all, I'm not trying to be disgusting, I'm trying to be realistic all right,

>if you're seriously a horny toad and you fricking need kitty and you -some of you probably only heard this from trolls

>or you heard it from somebody, don't be ashamed! Go to www.fleshlight.com if you have 60 bucks,

>you can get yourself the best s*x toy a man can ever own for himself.

>Not only does it feel like real kitty, it doesn't give you any headaches, any trouble.

>It feels like- it feels like the real deal. I know a lot of people,

>especially trolls, say, "Oh, you never gotten-... fricking never gotten laid."

>Listen to me all right? Listen to me good. I'm gonna be fricking open and honest,

>I don't give a frick about how tmi it is okay? If it's too much information just click it off all right

>I had the b-word on that bed, I was laying over there by that window and I was railing her snatch like there's no tomorrow,

>all right, and I came in my condom, and it felt wonderful, it was good.

>But the b-word turned psycho

>September 2000, we we went our separate ways.

On Failed Relationships and Fleshlights - by Demonious X on Genius

!nonchuds !chuds !ranchers

VERY BIG TOP NEWS TODAY 🔝👌

🇩🇰 F-16s from Denmark will be in Ukraine within a month, - PM of Denmark

🇩🇪 Another IRIS-T air defence system will arrive to Ukraine in May, - German Ambassador

🇺🇸 USA will allocate a new aid package to Ukraine in the next few days, - Sullivan.…

— MAKS 23 🇺🇦👀 (@Maks_NAFO_FELLA) May 13, 2024

Is just leaving it here to not forget. Putin gave a serious ultimatum so I now legit doubt those would be used

🇪🇺🇷🇺🇺🇦‼️🚨 War in Ukraine is EXISTENTIAL FOR EUROPE says European Commission Ursula von der Leyen

They go fully nuts … no it’s not. pic.twitter.com/UMSU01gGNS

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) May 6, 2024

Can't wait seeing her 8 children holding Chasiv Yar

Her youngest child is 25 so suits perfect for new Ukrainian mobilisation law and oldest is 38.

Rybar says China plans to start openly giving more stuff to Russia so Ursula does a fantastic job

!macacos

Haha Pee Pee

Real butthurt about this one.

Made friends while rockclimbing earlier this year, good group of guys, sans one that gets a little too close, goes out of their way to do the "gay ironically" bit, starts singling out my girlfriend to be friendly toward. I'm not r-slurred, she is apparently.

She's like "can you believe that xxx wants me to go to the gym with him and help him approach a crush, I thought he was gay!" and other things that remind me why women are underdiagnosed for autism.

Anyway, after telling her its obvious he likes her and I don't think he's the type to respect boundaries, she keeps taking him at face value, and he asks her last night if she wants to frick the next time she works from home. She tells me I was right about him and said I could look through the messages if I wanted, like I need confirmation that men shoot their shot when they see an opening.

Reach out to the guy personally, he avoids my call, obviously. Post in a shared chat later that day asking if folks are downtown, he calls me a cute twink for using a group chat he's in "after he tried banging my gf" and he leaves the chat before I can reply.

Social dynamics at play are 1) he's been in this friend group since high school and we're all in our 30s 2) I've hung out with these guys a couple times over the past few months, since I had to stop working out for a bit after breaking my leg this year. I'm 90% sure I'm not gonna hear from these dudes again because the potential drama's too r-slurred. Lose no sleep over the ugly dude that thought he was a threat, but the other guys were chill and its hard not to blame my girlfriend for being r-slurred.

I don't know how women past the age of 20 can't activate that pattern recognition area of their brain to figure out that guys will say whatever sets them up to get in their pants. Having to comfort her this morning after she embarrassed me with this was the most emasculating shit I've had to deal with from a partner.

https://www.deviantart.com/dav-19/art/Pikachu-and-Mimikyu-679841407

TFW no yearly squad of fresh virgins..... Trump gets sued and shamed for paying washed out beat pro stats, Kim gets a fresh pleasure squad every year... The west continues to lose.

Check the OP's post history ... he's VERY COMMITTED to getting answers to this question: https://old.reddit.com/user/Suzuha-chan/submitted/