https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/orlando-pulse-club-shooting-survivor-feels-guilt-for-getting-out-alive-1418755 he feels guilty because he got out alive and not cus he barricaded them in

comments are funny

this was an OG !nooticers moment for me where i was like wtf wait did u guys hear that part but all my friends were too busy doing the unironic norm mcdonald thing

Looking forward to this one https://t.co/jU2vHNhX9G pic.twitter.com/xH3tG1qLS3

— Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@Noahpinion) May 27, 2024

Some lefty infighting

https://twitter.com/Noahpinion/status/1795141509697708390

He has since apologized and locked his account

https://twitter.com/heilun_chan/status/1795125849076711692

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Being able to put your icons wherever you want on your homescreen

AI-generated emojis based on what you're texting

— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) May 27, 2024

so i found out i was pregnant and i got an abortion. the father is my boyfriend and he’s also on stan twitter, this is my way of telling him i aborted it bc idk how else to tell him. i’m so sorry kush when u see this

— Kayokay (@0gkushhhh) May 26, 2024

Ohio billionaire plans to take $20M sub to Titanic site to prove industry’s safer after OceanGate implosion https://t.co/raILyWcmwt pic.twitter.com/CmU2VBYOwN

— New York Post (@nypost) May 27, 2024

!r-slurs !comicshitters @911roofer GTFIH AND POST YOUR OWN EXAMPLES!

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I bet if your dad read to you as a kid you'd be less of an butthole (57)

^ “I'm not mad at Bill Maher! I'm mad at OP for repeating it!!” 🤡 (-41)

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Yep, this sub has just become a place for conservative conspiracy theories and bigotry. (52)

Bill is a liberal, genius. (-35)

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There is literally nothing wrong with drag queen story hour. People like Maher are the ones welcoming idiocracy into the US with their bigotry masked as intellectualism. (3)

It is more about small kids could get to much visual Input to concentrate. I don't know who is that. I don't dislike drag or any person group but some smaller kids don't concentrate so good without a thing that shift focus from story to something else. So the kids start the hour and later only watch stuff with split screen and can't follow or understand any deeper story. (-28)

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They're everywhere (1)

Unfortunately. I can't believe people think a woman (me) is a bad person and a bigoted psycho for knowing the history of drag and why it's unsuitable for teaching children anything, other than to ignore their instincts that "man in dress reading to us is creepy, suspicious, stranger danger shit".... Drag is inherently sexual and some loser says I'm making drag sexual then blocks me. Drag is over the top sexualization performed in night clubs. People are seriously scary indoctrinated.... I can't believe my party, the Dem party, is pushing this bullshit onto women and girls and kids. Idiocracy is here and now... I have to ignore it, too many idiots lurking on Reddit hating women for protesting pedophilic misogynistic socially constructed "minority" of men lying and invading.... (3)

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I had to stop watching Maher like 6 years ago. He's a total butthole, and a loon on lots of subjects.And every time, every fricking time a joke falls flat because he fricked the delivery or it just wasn't funny, he blames the audience for being ignorant, unhip, or too woke.Frick that guy. (14)

I think my dad nailed it on the head about Maher. He says outlandish stuff a lot of the time not because he's nuts but has no idea what he's talking about. But he's also very much an butthole, so he keeps taking a position of the worst kind for almost any topic, then when someone calls him out for obviously not knowing what he's talking about, he's such a stubborn piece of shit he can only double down on his wrong/harmful (and sometimes out there) opinion. Leading to an entire career where he comes off like a lunatic frick stick. When in reality he's just a stubborn peepee who can't admit when he was wrong about something. Also no matter what political side an issue is on, he will always take the most harmful opinion. That's why people have a hard time pinning down his political ideologies. He may say he's left leaning or moderate but in reality he's just a complete peepeehead who just gravitates to the most harmful opinion. (10)

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If you're mad I posted something he said, maybe you should try and understand what he meant instead of trying to censor me. (0)

More deflection from your actions. Again, no one gives a shit that Maher said this, we know he's a dipshit. He's not the idiot sharing his dumbass words on this sub, that'd be you. I understand what Bill said, and he's wrong. I also understand that you share the same views because you not only just repeat his words, but add your own brand of dumbass bigotry to it, and you're also wrong. Acting deliberately obtuse to avoid accountability for what you post is childish as frick, and if you can't understand that, then maybe you should go back to coloring books because the internet is too hard for you.And nobody's trying to censor you, we're just telling you that your views are dumb as dogshit. You're free to have them, just as we're free to tell you that you're a bigot. (1)

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