There is no fricking point in getting married if they remove no fault divorce. So, instead of trying to control women, they are fricking really telling them not to get married.

Do they think no one got married before no-fault divorce which has only been a fricking thing since the fricking 80s, b-word?

Woke up for work to find out that my ex girlfriend, found my email and sent me this

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also like So foid decided to get job (paid leave) came to job interview and was hiding she is pregnant, it was in directors office, and She signed the contract and start giving birth in that directors office, and The companys now paying her birth leave

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Copy pasting the first part of this so lazy girlies don't have to experience the stress of !clinklickers

As the sheen on dating apps dulls, more Americans are reporting bad experiences on them. Frustrated by bots, subscription costs and high effort-to-reward ratios, Gen Z is fleeing the apps in hope of real-life meet-cutes. Earlier this year, “Bustle” declared that dating apps are in their “flop era.”

Not all of the apps are taking this backlash without a fight. On Tuesday, after months of internal shake-ups and stock market woes, Bumble took a shot at winning back hearts and minds with a redesign, which includes a break with the app's requirement that women make the first move.

A new feature, which the company has called “Opening Moves,” allows women to place on their profiles a question, like “What is your dream vacation?,” to which men who match can respond. (In nonbinary and same-gender matches, both sides can include these prompts.)

The shift is a major one for Bumble. Until now, a man who matched with a woman on the app had to wait for her to message him. If she did not initiate a conversation, the match would expire after 24 hours.

Whitney Wolfe Herd founded Bumble in 2014 because of her own personal experiences. She said that the idea was to give women more control. “I had a series of bad relationships, and I felt I was controlled by a man,” she added, “whether it was: Don't wear this or, You can't hang out with this person or, You need to be home at this time.”

But over the years, Bumble received feedback from women who found that making the first move was “a lot of work” or “a burden,” and Ms. Wolfe Herd began thinking about how to release the pressure. Opening Moves, she said, is a result of that process, a way to let women maintain control while not feeling the stress of initiating all of the conversations.

But not copying the whole thing because The Gray Lady be a notoriously litigious b-word.

Men are less likely to die in car accidents because safety features were developed and tested on people of their size.

Men can walk down the street without worrying about whether they will be catcalled.

They walk to their cars without their keys between their fingers.

They can show emotion without their ability to lead being called into question or being called crazy.

They are less likely to experience side effects from medications because those medications were tested on people like them.

When sick, they are diagnosed sooner than women.

They are more likely to get pain relief when hurt or sick, even for the same injuries or ailments.

They can get a job or promotion without people assuming they were just a diversity hire rather than actually qualified.

Men are 7 times more likely to be correctly diagnosed when having a heart attack.

Fathers are not asked if they plan to continue to work after their kid is born and are not judged negatively if they do.

Men still earn more money for the same jobs, with the same education and the same experience, even when women negotiate salary just as much.

Colloquial words and phrases reflect your gender (mankind, All men are created equal)

You will not be expected by anyone to take your partner's last name if you marry, nor will you be judged if you don't.

Your children will likely have your last name.

You are less likely to be interrupted when you speak.

If you make a mistake or experience failure, it's not attributed to your gender. i.e. if you have a car accident, it's not because of "men drivers." Or if you make a mistake at work, it's not because men can't handle or shouldn't be in those positions.

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Fellow females, always cut off their peepees first so you can go on the social media apology tour instead.