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Autism's already fucked your mind, mate.

+1

I would consider suicide if ML had burned me like that

He reallt got your entire spirit in a sentence rie

if "that guy sucks himself off with a mirror" is top bantz to you, they really need to clean the lead out of your country's water

I mean, I am ok with you talking shit about his country 24/7, but the USA is the one that makes news for lead in the water.

yeah, but those were poor people. do they even count?

if they didn't want to be poisoned by their water, why weren't they just rich?

You are the worst kind of leftist when I end up having more empathy than you. Neck yourself, you filthy bourgie.

i can support the rights of the working class from a distance, so i don't have to smell them

Until you dont get in a bus in the middle of a favela in brazil at rush hour you dont know what " working class smell " is dude

😔

Probably smells like a fresh breeze compared to an Abbo who just came in from walkabout. Then again you need a job to working class so you may have a point.

I really feel like I need to defend this statement, and go into a lengthy anthropological explanation of the relationship between washing and cleanliness but I'll just settle for saying Abbos are like Gypsies.

I'll just settle for saying Abbos are like Gypsies.

No offense to Aboriginals, but this statement is completely untrue.

It's flint though

The haiti of America

Isn't Haiti the Haiti of America?

It's the same relationship that New Zealand has with Australia

Haiti laughs at Flint, Michigan? Jeez.

What's it like living in a country so small where you think this is bantz?

Michigan and Haiti are no-bantz zones. They're too sad.

America as the country, aussie

The US ceased being a country the moment you elected an autistic Muppet to Sesame Street or the White House or whatever.

And your prison colony with Tony Abbott is a country? Psh

Thankfully I am not actually an Australian, because Abbott is a goddamned disgrace. Not that he is PM any more.

Then of course there's /u/riemann1413's carnal relationship with a mirror, yoga mat, and instructional youtube video on how to fellate oneself.

Cmon now

cmon

its ok to accept that ml has better banter still than you rie

maybe buy a brita filter, i'm certain the damage so far is permanent but you might be able to prevent anything further

+2

not only can i fellate myself

i can eat my own ass

hey noodles, it's getting extra weird

nobody else really thinks this much about me. it's creepy to do this

i dunno, i kinda do. how you been lately man

pretty good, fam. struggling to make fitness part of my day to day routine. job's good. went to a michelin 3 star spot last friday, still daydreaming about the food.

how about you, dude?

TAKE THIS SHIT TO PM'S

i'm sorry for hurting your feelings, would you like us to include you next time so you don't feel left out? :(

I'll do it for you.

Hey /u/zachums, your pug is ugly.

yeah, same old.

I tried to do daily fitness a while back, but I found that it was too stressful. I have higher retention and better workouts doing 3 days a week.

In other words, I'm a lazy shit, but I'm inconsistent about it.

I'm a lazy shit, but I'm inconsistent about it.

better than my consistently lazy self

went to a michelin 3 star spot last friday, still daydreaming about the food.

What did you have?

it was 10 courses! probably the best was a thai coconut curry. either that or this ridiculous hen of the woods dish.

everything was great, though

Hen of the Woods dish

What's that?

a mushroom!

Neat. Not much of a mushroom person myself, but I think that's just because I didn't grow up eating them.

went to a michelin 3 star spot last friday

how the hell can you afford that on 'shitposting from a basement' money

/u/riemann1413 is actually a Chad.

He's like Patrick Bateman but instead of being a Serial Killer he's a Drama poster.

The only thing that he actually isn't normal about is thinking that League of Legends is a good video game and E-Sports are worth attention.

take that back

I rooted for LMQ, a manager feeding her team with money out of her own pocket, a cute kitty and the most ripped ADC to ever play Esports.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H55IdxHYvJ8

How can you not love a team that learned English and who's Support was way more consistant then all the American ones

American Dream.

oh yeah, LMQ was great.

you been watching this season?

Naw, I'm a Support main who started the game on Sona so I was super pissed off when I bought the nice http://i.imgur.com/EU9hGZg.gif and a few weeks later they reworked her and literally said " It's too much for players to be expected to know what giant ass Green Circles mean" and I lost all faith.

I've been thinking about getting back into the game and i'm not sure who to root for this season since I heard Doublelift is on another team now?

Dyrus isn't even around anymore?

hwat

the rework just straight up made her more fun. like she's got a way more active kit now. i mean her auras just do more, but in shorter windows

Dyrus quit in like October 2015, Doublelift is no longer trying his best on CLG and moved to LMQ. i'm partial to Echo Fox rn, but it's a much more competitive season than it has been in the past in NA. i just like rookie junglers, usually. they always try the hardest

It was just general being dumb enough to say you don't think players know what green circles mean that combined with some other changes made me lost faith in their balancing and game design ability.

Like they still haven't done all the things they should be doing with a Moba that HOTS has handled with being Blizzards redheaded step child.

Not a single Champ that's more then 1 controlled at a time yet?

Of course if Thresh is still good and I can figure out this autofill bullshit they've added instead of making players learn all 5 roles i'll prob hop back in when I have time.

LMQ

TIP

May 9th, Team is banned from Lcs [4] May 26th, Team Impulse's Lcs seed is purchased by Phoenix1, Adrian, Rush, Impact, Pirean, Mash, Gate and Apollo leave.

Phoenix1 announced that they have also signed 2 Koreans to complete their roster, former H2k-Gaming Mid laner Ryu and former KT Rolster AD Carry Arrow.

This isn't like LMQ at all

Saintvicious re-joins as Strategic Coach

Well that's the kiss of death for this team DoubleLift is on :P

Pretty neat team with Piglet as a Mid??

What's the prometa for junglers now?

Like they still haven't done all the things they should be doing with a Moba that HOTS has handled with being Blizzards redheaded step child.

lmao yeah because HOTS is doing so well ecks dee

Not a single Champ that's more then 1 controlled at a time yet?

i really don't think this'll ever happen. people really love to hype about it, and there have been some cool concepts (meepo, for example), but it really doesn't seem like something Riot would want to develop. just my two cents tho. could be cool

Of course if Thresh is still good and I can figure out this autofill bullshit they've added instead of making players learn all 5 roles i'll prob hop back in when I have time.

i mean, autofill is objectively better for anyone outside of the top .1% of players. most people really don't want to play every role. most people really don't even want to play all the many champions, honestly. letting people pick their two roles really makes games better (usually). you still end up with people who decided today was the day they wanted to pick a new role and just shit the bed. but you get to play against that guy as often as you have to play with him. so the overall quality of games definitely improved in most divisions

yeah, i mean LMQ is gone for real. they got replaced by TIP, who are now P1. they're a cool team tho. Meteos gets to once again participate in playoffs on P1, and Arrow has been really showing value.

TL has been really doing crazy shit. they basically told their sub midlaner Link to fuck himself, moved piglet mid, subbed Youngbin as ADC, then replaced him with fucking DLift because they're desperate to stay in the league. they're not doing all that well either, despite the swaps. lol. piglet is a super inconsistent midlaner tbh

the pro meta for junglers is more varied than it has been in the past, but it's nothing crazy. Graves is generally seen as the premier S tier jungler, which might seem crazy since he was prolly an ADC still last time you played. you should look at the new champ Ivern too, it's a super interesting playstyle. plus the ten ban system has really allowed some interesting picks in all positions

letting people pick their two roles really makes games better (usually).

Oh cool, I literally had no idea what it was, they got rid of the no-duoing in ranked right?

I like Meteros

midlaner Link to fuck himself

Dang I liked Link

Graves is generally seen as the premier S tier jungler, which might seem crazy since he was prolly an ADC still last time you played.

Yea jesus, did they nerf the Jungle that much or did they buff his armor passive thing that much?

12-GAUGE: Each of Graves's basic attacks consumes 1 shell and sprays 4 pellets in a cone.

Lol what the fuck.

Noms or gtfo.

arf arf

shut up noodles

I'd say I'd fuck the lot of you, however I wish there were more tops.

That depends, can you wear an Amy Schumer mask? That might help.

Noodles Delenda Est.

I assume at some point project greenday and lovely lea will consummate their marriage.

We've been married for close to a month, don't you think we already have?

Are you implying we already haven't?

See if I have to explain the joke its not as much fun any more. Of course this joke was at its peak before you two started dating, but I'm unoriginal as fuck so I modified it.

I got the joke, I was responding to it with a sarcastic comment.

But you're right, the jokes were funnier and more original before we started dating.

I would have banged you when you said you had huge tits. Then I saw your pic and you were flat. Why did you lie?

Post consumation of bussy.

/u/Zachums and /u/Hammer_of_truthiness

We're going to dock by proxy when we spitroast you bigboi

oh my

Riemann will be our chinese dick trap.

erotic imagery aside, please don't. my girlfriend still pretends i'm straight, don't ruin the illusion for her

/u/riemann1413 and /u/mrna28

this is both insulting and vile. Please stop

You are a woman? oh my

I always thought by the way you bullied people that you were a dude. I guess women can be cruel too

i know it's hard to contemplate sexual beings outside of your family tree, but they do exist

THEN THEM TO SWIPE RIGHT ON ME THEN

God I hate being a brazilian dude in europe

We are ugly, which is not a problem in Brazil cause brazilian chicks are extremely slutty and easy and the competition is a even more ugly poor favela dude

but outside is really hard 😔

You are a woman?

I'm whatever pays the bills 👀

This bullying meme has to stop. It's commie propaganda and it has no place in my /r/drama

have you considered being nice to people?

about as many times as you've considered committing sudoku. And since we're both here having this conversation...

sudoku

2 9 5

4

8

hey, you stop that

He did it! The absolute mentalist!

Don't you stop trying.

Don't stop, never give up. Hold your head high and reach the top. Let the world see what you have got. Bring it all back to you.

Dream of falling in love, everything you've been thinking of. When the world seems to get too tough, bring it all back to you.

toir! Never ever forget to reach for the stars, my friend. Follow your heart's desire!

Reach for the stars and when the rainbow's shining over you.... that's when your dreams will all come true.

Godspeed, sweet butterbean.

Stop being such an anti-bully.

I guess women can be cruel too

I think you would know this before even graduating high school.

No all my bullies were dudes

The chicks just made sure to not make eye contact

I meant more how they interacted with others especially towards other girls.

I agree! But /u/riemann1413 can take one for the team.

Rude as heck.

not after the way she savaged my emotional state 😔

I hear you like to be roughed up a little though

😳😳😳

I'm shipping you manhandling him in the back of a movie theater.

s-senpai pls

It's obvious tbh

All the drama regulars already have giant orgies you're just not invited cuz you're gross.

whoa don't tell him fam

Okay I know I haven't been a regular for all that long but like when am I getting invited to one of these things????

Weren't you listening... they don't invite uggos!

Noodles Delenda Est

wow I really love getting bullied by some non-important user who doesn't even have a flair.

How do you think I ended up this way? I'm speaking from experience mate!

Noodles Delenda Est

well maybe if gross people got the picture and stayed indoors they wouldn't have to get their fee fees hurt all the time

Wait are you a fucking hetero

Requesting ban

support

Thirded

seriously, im used to perverts on this sub but some things are too far

You are assuming anyone on Drama has a functional penis.

i'm sorry yours doesn't work :)

:-)

I'm far too pretty for anyone on this sub tbqhwy.

post bussy

Pay me.

blease m8

Ahem...

Except you of course :)

WHORE

I'm not a professional slut I'm an enthusiastic amateur.

you're right I'm so sorry. I lashed out in anger and jealousy.

/u/TheReasonTrumpWon and /u/SnapshillBot

http://i.imgur.com/CSAKfQo.jpg (/u/SnapshillBot is on the left there)

/u/Ultrashitpost and /u/Distortedlines :^)

Shit i think you're right

/u/Ultrashitpost hmu bb

whoa that's me

Yea i think i noticed your posts there first before i recognized you from /r/drama

wow, if you upvote that guy, I can't even imagine the amount of times you've upvoted funny people.

Work on your humor and you may break the top ten, but for now you're at +39

Considering how much I've been commenting in here recently, it looks like you've upvoted me for every single time. That means a lot, thank you.

http://imgur.com/KQ4QTd9

wow ok

no problem goy

This is the only good thread on this subreddit. All you downvoting this shit are just denying your own sexuality.

I know it's a good thing I'm never mentioned in these threads but I always feel a little left out.

/u/fartkin and /u/fartkin

every drama user except me can go fuck themselves

No one in here is going to ascend above fucking a body pillow without a picture, just someone's name written on it... shittily.

As if every single person here weren't the definition of unfuckable.

/u/imgur_lurker /u/YourGayOpinion and /u/captainpriapism will probably form a human centipede.

MAGA, centipede!

It would be the ultimate metaphor of the pedes, just spewing out and consuming each other's shit. /u/captainpriapism would be at the front, shitting out conspiracy theories, /u/imgur_lurker in the middle, consuming that and re-purposing it for pro-Trump rhetoric, and /u/YourGayOpinion would be at the back, essentially the end game of retardation.

Sounds gay, though.

What you some kind of faggot who's insecure in your masculinity.

Yes. Wait! No! Fuck.

TIL /u/YourGayOpinon and /u/captainpriapism aren't the same poster.

They both have gun flairs and post the same type of stuff in my defense.

I think /u/YourGayOpinion is more of a shitposter who gets off on triggering cuck snowflakes and having everyone call him a triggered cuck snoflake

And Captain is the one who never uses capitals so i've always assumed that was just YourGayOpinon Phone Posting.

I'm a Trump Supporter in Oregon, I'm already in a situation just like human centipede.

One side is Coffee Baristas and plays about global warming and the otherside is Religious Right Rednecks.

TIL /u/YourGayOpinon and /u/captainpriapism

aren't the same poster.

They both have gun flairs and post the same type of stuff in my defense.

I think /u/YourGayOpinion

is more of a shitposter who gets off on triggering cuck snowflakes and having everyone call him a triggered cuck snoflake

>conspiracy theories based off of other users' post history

Shit I guess all 3 of you were all the same person this whole time.

I'm just really terrible at dealing with Reddits layout, I remember posters by Flair instead of by Name since I'm from the ole Vbulletion days.

I sort the people here into two piles, retarded enough to think my bait is real and not.

I've always considered myself a bad troll but I guess over the years of online posting others have gotten more retarded.

That only applies if the person was feigning trolling to backpedal actual retardation. Otherwise they are a bunch of no-fun-having sourgrape bundle of sticks.

SAME holy shit I thought I was the only one. That's why I get angry when others use the Bin Laden flair. That's Hopper's flair in my mind.

So how would you react if I told you you've been retarded this whole time?

can confirm im everyone

I never phone post. And I use caps if I do phone post. I am fastidious that way.

I am a legitimate, unironic Trump Train patriot, a scholar, a born gunfighter and the best dancer you are likely to have as an acquaintance. And I want to eradicate Islam mostly for aesthetic reasons.

best dancer you are likely to have as an acquaintance.

Prove it, faggot

Just accept your beta inferiority and move on.

Says the guy who is proud of their fabulous dancing skills.

Yeah. I'm good. Bitches don't know what to think.

And I want to eradicate Islam mostly for aesthetic reasons.

Yea but Islam hates Gays and Women way more then Christianity.

I'm for it just to see the reactions when people realize refusing to bake you a cake isn't the worst thing a religious person can do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgWIhYAtan4

i dont post on phone because my fingers are too broad and manly

im just lazy and refusing to use grammar pisses off the sort of people that arent any fun to argue with anyway

its like a filter

only if i can be at the front

is sirlion still around even

also, none of the sex here will be hetero, obviously

/u/ThyDocco and everybody.

Thank god I'm a nobody.

me and /u/stratodaster, /u/supergauntlet, and /u/attackthemoon

delet this

bro

don't try to internet bang high schoolers

bro

try to internet bang me

no fats, no fems

implying i havent earned the right to use his fox tail buttplug

:^(

this is illegal pedocanth13

Not anymore!

I'll let you finish before I slice your carotid artery <3

Hawt

Uninteresting meta, everyone in this thread delete your accounts

/u/lvl99SkrubRekker, /u/bytewake, and I have been verbally fellating each other for months.

You know i love you babe.

this is tru. there's so much built up sexual tension

The reason no one has mentioned me is because they're shy of attractive people. The truth is I own all of the bussy in /r/drama and am not secretly a borderline overweight manlet.

...

;_;

Regulars are so full of autism that the only way they're going to get laid is if they've got a corpse in their basement.

Just ask /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy

Notorious sex pest jwg? Why I never

We all know I'm gonna end up eating cereal out of /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy 's gaping asshole

Visit Portland. I'll be waiting.

/u/hemic wants to fuck /u/hemic :)))))

/u/masterlawlz and nobody

I'm still hoping Jewdank will sit on my face and blast me with her farts

Zachums and the Entire subreddit