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oh cool

You guys wouldn't be able to handle a week of tensions during the cold war.

Yeah, this brings back childhood memories.

Oh man, does this means we can get good Bond movies again now that we're in another Cold War?

This is the real question. I miss having Bond that wasn't a wretched dumbass.

Casino Royal was pretty good.

Fact: There is only one Good Bond Movie: A View To Kill, because it had Christopher Walken in it

this is a bad post

no.

the only good bond film is objectively die another day

Invisible cars, shitty and overused CGI, mindless and nonsensical plot.

Mmm you've got some excellent taste there fam. bless 🙏 up 🆙

im glad you recognize my correctness

That was literally my first thought.

Evan is right you fool

Russia is not gonna do shit

All bark

Evan is right

/u/EvanHarper take a screenshot, this is a once in a lifetime experience.

But really though kys /u/Prince_Kropotkin - or start going to those tutorials you keep skipping you shitmonger :^)

You are actually retarded, its amazing.

>not wanting the nukes to start flying

Kys but unironically

it's obvious empty rhetoric lmao

tfw americlap neocons are about to cuck my country into deploying me to fight for islamists and kurdish commies against two conservative nationalist governments that are the only force of stability in the Syrian region

If you're too stupid to dodge the draft then you deserve to die.

But I thought Trump was in bed with Putin?

Are you telling me Louise Mensch, Bill Kristol, Eggs McMuffin and the rest of TheResistence™ crew lied to me?

i mean, you'd hope so

Still would

Who is she besides British judging by the teeth?

If she was married to a pedo, you think she shaves?

Mustaches, maybe.

Putin tried to play Trump, but unbeknownst to all Trump used Putin to win the election then dump the 5'6'' Moscow manlet when he was no longer needed.

Truly 5 dimensional Age of Empires.

Trump unchecks the "Ally" box on the diplomacy screen

"Nothing personnel kid"

Tonight on TMZ! Trump and Putin break up! Stay tuned to find out all of the juicy morsels in a TMZ exclusive tell all interview with the two battling exes!

Trump: We've had some wonderful times, him and me. But the deal of getting fucked in the ass does not work for me anymore.

Putin: I'm gonna fuck that mutherfacker again. He tell me no in the ass! What a fuck. I only fuck in the ass!

Trump: He is so bad at flirting. He tries too much. I didn't like it. And he has big hands. Disgusting.

Putin: You mutha fucka.

Trump: He's not my boyfriend. But if he wasn't fucking me in the ass, I'd be dating him.

"It's all a falseflag to discredit the trump-putin narrative, wake up sheeple!!!"

-literally/r/politics

it's been absolute italian_finger_kiss_emoji to see the ultra-left, the ultra-right, and the ultra-center all simultaneously freak out over this in slightly different ways

/pol/ thought it was literally WWIII for several hours when it first broke.

/pol/ thinks everything is WWIII though

This one more than usual though. And I will admit, I feel like my spamming them with blatant military recruitment propaganda over the last few days before it really payed off in a big way after the strike.

it's interesting to think about how young everyone on the internet really is.

Obama didn't believe in these kinds of one-off dick-waving punitive demonstration strikes because he knew they don't accomplish very much but do generate intense political pressure for follow-up escalations.

Bush didn't believe in them because he was too busy launching disastrous full-scale wars. so if something blew up under Tomahawk strikes it meant that special forces were already on the ground and conventional forces would be in full-scale battle within a week.

and that's... as far back as everyone on the Internet's understanding goes. so they have no understanding of the fact that this half-assed "fire some missiles and claim victory even though nothing really happened" bullshit was a completely standard mode of U.S. foreign policy from the post-Vietnam era up through Clinton.

It would be better if he was in bed with Putin because we wouldn't be getting ridiculous shit like this.

Not Trump, just some of his advisors. Good brains doesn't do any of his own thinking.

I'm concerned with the way President Trump is running the country.

There's that cuck talk again...

Isn't death and destruction what you want though? You're an anarchist

Yeah pretty much.

Keep telling those classcucks who's boss

Lel someone's upsetti

Is this the website where /u/Prince_Kropotkin reads his Communist manifestos? No thanks.

It is where he eats from the trash can of ideology

I mean if you enjoy consistent failure, prince is your guy.

the capitalist class

You can just call them normies prince, we know what you mean.

Fucking finally

I'm confused. I thought Trump was Russian agent?

>believing anything (((anyone))) says

My life is so boring lately I actually wish for this to happen

How is life that bad when you are surrounded by hot women every day?

I am on spain right now

In brazil my life is awesome, it only sucks when I am on this land of uppity flat chicks

I meant Spain. Spanish women are hot. You are already aware of my opinion of Brazilians.

Spanish women are hot

Depends

Also the bar is way higher here than in brazil, my ugly self has work way less in there than here in order to get laid

Now we have the real issue.

Is a huge fucking issue though

The upcoming WWIII pales in comparasion to the problem that supposes me not getting laid

I am going to meet a chick in 3 hours and she is a 6.5/10 at best. This is the best I got for a saturday night

God I hate this fucking country

PM a pic, you are probably underselling it.

sec

Also dude every chick I am meeting lately is a huge feminist

I dont know how

You look at this chick couchsurfing page and is a bunch of feminist and ethics shit

How do they end up with me?

Feminists talk the talk but then then it all goes out the window when it comes to their relationships.

It might be cause I have a lot of patience to listen to shit I dont really care about

dunno

Big mistake judging from experience.

i am trying to get laid circo, not date

i am just gonna leave my house shitfaced already

Yes, same difference. You know what I mean. I am just curious how the hell it gets turned into international tinder.

Yes, but it can be fucking miserable even with the sex.

what do you mean?

Crazy people can make your life fucking horrible.

yeah i dunno

though the last " wooooo feminism!!!xd " chick I dated was kind of weird and it was a huge waste of my time

i cant be picky though

Sleep with one eye open.

I will sir

If I dont send a message in the next 24 hours call the cops

Iam a b0iy drunk so i migh be talking shit here but

I learned a valuable lesson today:

1) emo makeyp weird hair color and mentioning feminism in interests are BIG red flags

BIG

2) Being the good guy and not abandoning the chick you are with for that hot blonde who kept looking at you might be the high way, but is really not fucking worth it

GOD I AM SO FUCKING STUPID That blonde kept looking at me and I am like " nah i am with this chick that would be rude "

i am actually angry at myself.

What a waste of time

Haha, sorry man. I'd like hearing the shit she was rambling about that it made you call it red flags.

Dude she was just weird you know

Most of the time she didnt say a fucking word and had this constant depressed vibe, which whatever right she might amp up after drinking a bit

But after drinking 3 beer ( who the fuck gets drunk with 3 beers ) she started to ramble about feminism and vegan stuff. I shit you not.

You said she was cute but idk if it was her clothes or something I had 0 interest in her. Dude she was wearing some emo jacket shit ( leather jacket I think? ) I swear to god she looked like a dyke

But really I am just pissed at myself for not waking the fuck up and looking for another chick in there, at some moment she met her friends and I could have leaved her with them

It was not even me being nice, it was me being a pussy

There is always next time.

This story was a rollercoaster ride from beginning to end.

Are you expecting the majority of /r/Drama to be subscribed to FT?

Your brand new novelty account is hella gay kys

He's trying to be as cool as /u/the_reason_trump_won

The only thing dramatic in this thread is the size of your hemorrhoids

After 8 years of flipflopping and generally weak foreign policy, Russia naturally felt they had America's number, and doubly so because Trump. And then all of a sudden there's less fucking around, actual consequences for Russia's ally committing war crimes, and of course now feelings are hurt.

Predved how to you regard Medved?

is this an anime forum?

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I feel like classifying geopolitical conflict as drama is just flippant enough to work.

he's just butt blasted because everyone last night was making fun of his hysterical, ill-founded opinions on this trivial missile strike's OUTRAGEOUSNESS and WORLD-SHATTERING RECKLESSNESS

Yeah not happening. Medvedev is speaking to his people. PK kill yourself.