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/u/ptolei are you mad /u:musterdcourage passes better or what? Making infographics about a single user shows signs of unhealthy behaviors tbqh.

Start a proTrump sub for trans people and post the drama here for bursts of 20+ karma per diem. I bet you could get a decent flair for reaping such an untapped madness if you mined it regularly.

This type of behavior should be an indication for involuntary committal to a psych ward.

I get jealous when people pass better than me but I don't target users for it, this person is insane.

/u/ptolei it's not so much that society shits on trannies, it's that trannies are like eldritch creatures that unnerve people to depths of their souls.

It's like eating moldy bread: You know it's bad, and no amount of propaganda is going to change that.

Stay away from my dimension tho

Is that a euphemism for your anus?

maybe ;)

oh R'lyeh?

Are you a dickgirl and if so will you fuck my ass please?

Of course. Or you can take me out to dinner if that's your thing!

Please, both of you, continue this.

Post bucci

Dude there's a HUUUUGE difference between a trans person who can't afford hormones and hasn't even bothered to try to make their voice sound right (pretty unnerving, I agree - if you look at them while they're not talking, they seem female, but if you look away while they're talking, they seem male) and your average dolled-up Thai ladyboy (could easily pass for female).

https://gfycat.com/FixedTastyAngora

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lmfao /u/ptolei this is the saddest shit I've ever seen. How do you get so obsessed with an anonymous internet commenter? ahahahaha

/u/ptolei plz tell us when you plan on suck-starting a shotgun because of how much you hate yourself and your lack of life. I want to be prepared.

Especially such a low-effort shitposter, people like him are a dime a dozen so it seems strange to get so bent out of shape about one.

Ok Nazi

Yeah, at least call for the death of 5thlaw or something.

Right? I've been an asshole on reddit for like 4 years and no one has ever put this kind of effort into calling me out.

You really have to target specific people for this kind of shit though.

Usually people who pretend they're jacking off to your replies. It's a good indicator they're tryharding and rationalizing the endorphins they're getting into popping a stiffie.

Autism off the charts

ABELIST REEEEEE

You really need a hobby...

You know what? I genuinely, honestly do wish I could have a hobby that could take my mind off stressful shit like this. But I just don't have the kind of privilege to ignore these issues. I may not be physically or mentally able to get out on the streets and resist the Nazis irl, but if I can make a post online calling them out, then goddamnit I'm going to do that if it's the last thing I do.

Thanks for pointing that out though.

Is this real, Jesus Christ... this is some AngryDM level autism.

Is this real

Honestly would give it a $50% chance after reading that.

The unit of currency for percentages is the euro.

Jesus Christ, they really do think their online sjw bullshit is activism. "Calling out" redditors doesn't make you Aldo the Apache, scalpin' nazis and fighting a war.

Reminds me of darqwolff in his prime, when he demanded that the other guy stopped replying to him because he himself was unable to stop thinking about his comments unless he had the last word. And he wasn't just implying that stuff, he literally laid it out like that, that as a sensitive person he just can't even, so if the other guy doesn't want to cause him suffering, he should stop replying.

Oh wow, if I had a guy like that I'd keep him up all night with shitposts.

Don't those new hover rounds to up to 450 lbs? Xir has options.

Lol OP is honestly worse. Going around all the usual right wing subs to post this same thread over and over again to get his reaffirmation so he can sleep at night.

They deserve each other

At least he isn't making school projects on people he disagrees with

I honestly don't know what's worse. Half the shit he said in that school project or the school project itself.

what was wrong with the comments lol, literally the worst thing there was a triggered joke

we obviously have different definitions of what's bad then. I don't think debating them is going to get us anywhere either. so let's just leave it at that.

No go on, what's bad in there?

Did they trigger you too?

Lol. No thanks. You sound pretty triggered yourself, though.

Does arguing with random people on the internet make you feel better about yourself or are you in a sore lack of an actual hobby?

Oh I'm the one that's triggered. I see. You didn't answer which part offended your delicate sensibilities though. Or is it too traumatising to repeat?

Does arguing with random people on the internet about menial, useless shit make you feel better about yourself or are you just in a sore lack of an actual hobby?

Bit of both really.

"um i can't find an example but ur problematic stop harassing me"

it's like you people follow a script

Ha! Sucker...

You're crying as much a ptolmei, you faggot little snowflake.

eh, ok.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

You are a bad person and you should feel bad.

Half the shit he said

lol that shit was totally innocuous you fucking autist

Comedy this good deserves to be shared.

That's true. But their sharing is more a re-affirmation given the subs they're posting it on. And also the sheer ammount of times he's shared it on so many subs is nothing short of obsessive.

You're obsessively posting all over this thread...

You sure you're not the one crying here, boyo?

You retarded? You jumped in replying to other people. Only conclusion is you're dumb or a troll.

I gonna be honest. I saw this on cringe and told OP people over here might like it.

Im kinda jealous that i havent gotten somone mad enough to get an internet stalker

I would prefer that they stay inside and not subject the rest of the public to their amorphous sack of skin.

Calling someone ableist when you're able to be this autistic

Misogny:

What a cunt

and

The patriarchy at it again! /s

holy shit, that's some weak ass shit. Related side note: the "cunt" remark was in relation to the heavyset anti-PDA crusader (currently nicknamed 'Ginger Cheesehog') who yelled at that kissing couple.

White or black, Christian or muslim, we can all agree that was one crazy bitch

I checked the witch hunting cunt's profile out and there's a tidy little witch hunt for you going on in a few subs. Stay safe, friend.

I checked the witch hunting cunt's profile out and there's a tidy little witch hunt for you going on in a few subs. Stay safe, friend.

GASP

"The Triggering: Attack of the Irrelevant Communist"

Best. Movie. Idea. Ever.

We could make millions.

These people have such fragile egos. If you think that's oppression, chance are you're not oppressed, you're just a cunt.

He deserves to be called out for using "/s" tbqh.

This but without the sarcasm.

That sounds pretty big, if true.

Large if verified.

/u/ptolei when are you faggots gonna have this revolution already?

I wanna ventilate some commies

These commies hate freedom and promise the world, if the revolution comes they're gonna win just based on body count. I plan on dying in the fight so I don't have to stick around when they start gulaging people (for instance all the reddit commie ideologues who for some reason believe they'll be immune from purging).

impressive MS Word Art tbh

Holy shit

I like how you could have just left your comment blank and get the point across. But holy shit is correct.

Blankposting is his usual schtick. Surprised to see an actual comment.

He usually does

/u/ptolei can you PLEASE do one on me? Im not joking

I'd be interested in one too, I mean, I think my comments are pretty tame for the most part, but that doesn't seem to be an issue here.

I was just about too comment the same thing. Hope this thing, whatever fake gender it is again, can spare some time from rolling around on the bed rith with PTSD flashbacks of a time when someone stated that they where massive dumb dumb on the internet to make one about me.

Browsing drama too much would be hazardous to their health /u/ptolei don't do it. You can change your ways

I want one too. /u/ptolei

Use the cooltext.com logos and everything.

I want one too.

I'd ask for one, but I already got banned from /r/socialism for participating in /r/TumblrInAction

/u/ptolei would probably just screech "BROCIALIST" or something and shrug me off

Yo /u/ptolei pls me too

Yeah /u/ptolei make me look like a bad person I think it would be funny!

/u/ptolei make one for me too. I'll honestly give you $5 for the time and effort. This could be your job! Providing this necessary service for /r/drama spergs

/u/ptolei don't miss out on me!

I'm not them, but have graphic design skills and a sense of humor. Is that enough to warrant $5?

No humor, only hate

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

/u/ptolei do me do me

Did you just literally rape her

her

GENDER ASSUMED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

/u/ptolei I'm all for one too, but I'd settle for a 'best of retards' infographic taken from posts from all the gentlemen here

/u/ptolei I too want a greatest hits compilation.

/u/ptolei do one on me.

Also despite me being a social democrat he's going to call me a Nazi guaranteed.

I just realized OP was the guy they made the info graphic about. What sub was this posted on?

Link to the sub drama you jew

/r/Drama/comments/63ykcd/drama_breaks_out_on_a_transgender_subreddit_when/

reeee I had to wade through fully automated gay space autism and then none of the archives even captured the main drama

I did find this tho.

how does it feel to have a Redditor obsessed with you?

imagine having to make an elaborately e-researched infographic about someone to get them banned from /r/latestagecapitalism, a subreddit that automatically bans people without prospect of appeal based on highly unreliable automated bot checks

This /u/jewdank tier.

That's a good thing tbh. There's a Jewdank-shaped hole in all our hearts right now, and something needs to fill it.

Never forget

Did she ever actually take the time to make an infographic about people she hates?

This is so fucking retarded I'm having trouble believing an actual human made me this in earnest instead of some kind of satire.

listen up fucko

I've never seen autistic screeching this intricate before

They did all this and still only have -4 on you? Someone clearly isn't doing their part to downvote the Nazi menace into submission

what the heck

Remember, if you disagree with me about social issues that didn't matter before the 1990s then you are a believer in a political ideology that hasn't mattered since the 1940s.

As an actual Nazi, I couldn't be happier about how much SJWs are abusing the term. It used to be a real mood killer if people found out I was a Nazi but more people just assume I had by name dragged through the mud by college age leftists with degrees in feminist intersectional dance therapy. Nobody takes it seriously anymore. I could run for office as a Nazi and people would just assume I'm being satirical. It's great!

arent you doing the same thing with sjw?

as an actual nazi

find a gun and use it then

presumably on himself.

That's not how nazis work.

ffs people learn to tell the difference between "aspiring racist uncle" and "actual Nazi"

Lmao you hit the fucking psycho stalker goldmine!

So when are /u/ptolei and /u/MusteredCourage gonna fuck?

Why do these mentally ill people like communism so much?

/u/ptolei

Do you do personal requests for infographics?

I believe I have a large amount of material that you could use.

I appreciate your time and look forward to my personalized infographic.

Did you just assume their gender? Lolol

Me too thanks

Push this any further, fucko, and you'll get a PowerPoint presentation.

I wish I had internet stalkers :\

I only have real life stalkers.

I wanted to do you a favor and bring up something awful from your submission history but you seem like a pretty cool person

Amon Amarth is indeed uplifting

It may be bugfuck insane, but let's give u/ptolei credit where it's due, the production quality here is top notch.

Getting someone to sperg this hard ... whatever you're doing keep doing it. :)

some sucker made one of these of me once

http://i.imgur.com/j78pJLR.png

Oh yeah SRD used to have a "low-hanging fruit" flair. What ever happened to that thing? It was really useful.

They just prune those threads now like the Nazi mods they are

we split it off into individual types of flair, "Trump Drama" etc

It's SRD, it's all low-hanging fruit.

infographs were a mistake

what's fame like?

lots of hoes

How does it feel to have made a complete stranger feel so passionately about something so insignificant?

genuinely weird

That was Kamen, wasn't it

/u/xinebriated, actually

Yeah you used to rub so many people the wrong way! That's pretty funny someone put all that effort in though, you should feel proud you merit that kind of work.

I still rub some people the wrong way, but the wisdom of old age taught me to tone it down.

Fuck /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy tho

the wisdom of old age taught me to tone it down

Apparently it hasn't.

coming from finding nemo

Did I hurt your feelz?

nah I'm just mocking you

Take that as a yes. And 5th Law mocks better than you.

lol

Sadly its true and he sucks at it. Hell I bet SRS can mock better than you.

lol

Sad.

FAKE NEMO

Sad. Trumps mocks people better than you.

You love me. Admit it.

You love me. Admit it.

/u/musteredcourage, way to win battles online while losing the battles of life.

/u/ptolei you will never find the shy anime lesbian waifu partner you chug black market horse piss to find and will die from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in a fit of deep depression created when you learn how useless you are and how much you've fucked yourself up.

I wouldn't be so bothered about all these kids saying they want to bash "fascists" if fascist hadn't been redefined to mean "said cunt once on the internet".

/u/ptolei its not like he chose to be a nazi you fucking ableist. What if he was like this because he was born as a less intelligent race? Ever thought about that before you filled the internet with even more hatred?

you're both fucking retarded, 10/10 drama post

I don't get it. I've worked so hard and personally harassed so many TrollXers. You get an infographic and I don't? I'm about to kys myself.

You did get that politely worded pm from a user's boyfriend. Does that not count for something?

sniffles But I want an official compilation of all my autistic greatest hits

/u/ptolei here is a list of things I've done:

• Sexually harassed /u/GingerBizcuit for months on end
• Made fun of /u/RagingFuckalot for being a chinky chinky ding dong
• Reminded /u/pippilongshanks that she was my nigga
• Mansplained to /u/Lanilegend
• Just a lot of general autism TBH

INFOGRAPHIC NOW

He is gone tear

Kek

/u/ptolei I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE A TRANNY FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT. US FASCISTS WILL RISE AND WE WILL GENOCIDE ALL OF YOU. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

Boy howdy, I hope I get my infographic!

You'll be getting a bullet in the back of the head once /u/ptolei's group of Communist edgelords rise up and begin the revolution. In other words, absolutely nothing will happen.

So are just gonna be a faggot and not post bussy and girldick?

Rofl kilt

This is fucking incredible. Who would waste their time on something like this?

/u/ptolei pls make one for me.

Probably for the same reason OP wasted time deleting all of their comments and posts regarding that thread (minus this post). For karma.

/u/ptolei

Hooooooly shit, holy shit.

Go outside.

Pages and pages of unironic communism support and they think they have the high ground.

lel

Under ableism it said the triggered meme is making fun of people with PTSD. Nope, actually making fun of people like you.

Listen up fucko,

Our liberation from oppression as drama people will be

I N T E R S E C T I O N A L

We will not shit on other oppressed subreddits like /r/The_Donald to achieve our liberty, because we, as an oppressed subreddit, know very well how it is to be shit on by SRD. Let us stand in solidarity with other oppressed subreddits so that we may all achieve our liberation together.

Now get your /u/jewdank loving ass out of here

Aww that's adorable!

You do seem like a right cunt though. Kill yourself.

With that being said, that's about as far as I can bring myself to care. I'm not gonna go making some infographic. Who tf even does that...

/u/dubiously_sane

Can you make me an infographic of my comments too? Good job on the font and background choices!

/u/ptolei, can you waste even more hours of your life to make me one of these? You clearly have nothing better to do with your time.

lol wtf

This shot is like it's from /r/THE_PACK

You should feel honored. It clearly spent a lot of time researching and creating this graphic. It's like they have a fixation on you.

Get you someone who obsesses over you the way /u/ptolei obsesses over /u/MusteredCourage

holy christ

I honestly don't know how to respond other than commending you highly

LOL surely there are some much worse nazis on reddit to be chasing than this???

/u/ptolei, I'm going to jiggle your asshole loose until you cry yourself to death.

Ah, she sounds naive. 10/10, enjoyed this.

/u/ptolei kys faggot

Intersectional = insane hateball. Got it.

/u/ptolei do me do me

"Did you just assume my gender??" is not transphobic! It's literally a SJW thing to not assume people's genders! But since SJWs can never go too far - that's wrongthink for SJWs - they must bizarrely call an echoing of SJW-speak a "transphobic joke".

/u/ptolei that's a really nice graphic.

Lots of effort to go to for calling out some pretty mild shit though.

I want someone to do one for me. I'm pretty uninteresting so it would be kind of shitty. I don't like most of the people on this sub, so it would be cool if you wasted your time.

/u/ptolei, can you do one for Caliking805, and then one for me?

That infographic is obnoxious, and took someone way too much time to compile.

/u/ptolei

Do one for me please.

This isn't a triggered non binary sjw, this is some weaponized level autism.

Wait, you are actually transgender, weren't trans people like Gods or something for the SJW?

/u/ptolei do me next :DDDDDDD

Well they're not wrong.

Damn dude I'm envious, I wish some obsessed cunt would dedicate a buch of fonts to me too. You lucky fuck.

never says anything antisemitic

obviously a fucking nazi

logic.exe has crashed

I can't imagine anyone would mind someone probing through their post history in an attempt to frame them as a bad person, if they all put in the effort of making a cute infographic with that post history.

Holy shit lmao that last photo looks like something from /r/THE_PACK

Is fucko the new shitlord?

?the liberation will be intersectional

The problem is, SJWs, whatever tools you use the right can. I would describe the Alt_Right as intersectional, they're just applying it to whites.

Alright I don't know who is the asshole who is sending me links to this thread even though I have zero interest in it, but just don't.

Listen👄👂 up👆 fucko👏. Our liberation🇨🇳🚩 from 💦😫oppression💦😫 as trans 🔄🙈people will 🅱e INTER⬆⬇SEX🍑ANAL🍆. We will 😤not shit💩 on other 💀oppressed💀 people to 👍achieve🐣 our 🇺🇸liberty🗽 because we🗿, as an oppressed 👳minority☝, know very💫well how it is💥 to be 💩shit💩 on by society💨. Let us👨👦👲👷💂 stand 👫👬👭in solidarity ✊with other 💀oppressed💀 👽peoples👽 so that we may ⭐achieve🎊 our 🌝liberation🌚 together.

Now👇 get✋ your👊✊ fascist-loving💦👄 ass🍑 out👻 of here.😤

LMAO, TLDR: Based Tranny, Glory to the Reich