Good, comey sadly let corruption fester in the highest areas of our govt for favors. He has shamed his office, he has shamed his name and is retire in disgrace
Sadly, this is the Truth. When Trump said he can shoot someone in the middle of the street and get away with it, he was right. Americans are just that retarded.
What baffles me is that many of the conspiracy folks are acting like is no big deal. These are the same people that look into the tiniest shit and find something. Even if this turns out to be nothing, you can't deny it's a little fishy at the surface
What baffles me is that many of the conspiracy folks are acting like is no big deal.
Comey was fired for doing his legally obligated job and informing the snitch Chaffetz that they found yet more unsecured emails.
Trump was Hillary's Puppet who wasn't supposed to win the election, the only reason he ran is because she put him up to it and to drum up interest in a cable Trump network
There are leftwinger conspiracy folks too, they are a big part of the 9/11 was an inside job because Cheney is literally hitler movement.
Rightwinger conspiracy theorist keep asking for proof about Russia and it's less convincing then Sandy Hook being faked in their eyes and having the "Mainstream Media" being tied into the DNC machine and part of the establishment has done a lot to vindicate things they've been saying for decades.
TL:DR Conspiracy theorists have wanted Comey gone since before
" Muh Russia" was a twinkle in Mook and Podesta post election communication team to explain why Hillary lost because it sure can't be her fault
The 9/11 attacks: 54.3 percent agree or strongly agree
The JFK assassination: 49.6 percent
Alien encounters: 42.6 percent
Plans for a one-world government: 32.9 percent
I unironically agree on these. It takes like 5 mins of research to see JFK and 9/11 are really shady. They definitely know more than they have revealed.
One-world government is just where the world is heading. Look at all these ME proxy wars as of late. The last part of the world to have escaped western/Chinese/Russian-influence for a while. The EU going the federation-route. The elite wants this very bad, less regulations, less hassle with borders, less officials to bribe etc.'
Alien encounters is more of a fun hobby 'I want to believe'-thing for me. There have been some coincidences that have made me gone huh, but nothing conclusive of course like in the other cases. One thing is certain though; that the US government would never tell the people about ayy lmaos if they could avoid it.
I know drama is sensitive about the truth but y'all needs ta wake up!
To be clear i'm not a Conspiracy Theorist because i'm Republican and as such believe that the government is too incompetent to pull it off.
They couldn't even cover up Benghazi with the caused by a youtube video debacle
They definitely know more than they have revealed.
I think Jet Fuel can melt steel beams and I also think Saudis all happening to leave America at the same time after 9/11 should have been a clue and George Bush attacked Iraq because of the Gulf War
It's not really as of late, Genghis Khan was viewed positively as the "scourge to beat the Islamic Barbarians" or some such really interesting history to look into
that the US government would never tell the people about ayy lmaos if they could avoid it.
I really like the conspiracy that technology we know was invented by actual people like barcode scanners are all secretly Alien Tech
Canada’s former Defence Minister Paul Hellyer is really fun to look into
I don't even know where this maymay comes from. I've never heard it being pushed hard from conspiracy-circles. But then again, I don't really follow the more retarded fringes of it. If it's wrong so what. There are 100s of other points that are ignored.
Watching this video should convince anyone with an open mind that something is covered up. Some of it may be explained, far from all of it.
Canada’s former Defence Minister Paul Hellyer
Yeah, I saw that interview with Vice. He 100% seems all there in the head. Alex Jones is deffo crazy even if I 'agree' with some of his broad theories. From what I know about linguistics and history David Icke is a just plain wrong a lot of the time and a weirdo. Paul Hellyer on the other hand is very intelligent and sane in comparison. It makes you wonder...
Genghis Khan, Islamic Barbarians
Are you sure? The muzzies had their golden age at that time. The Mongols on the other hand were technologically backwards, smelly nomads who didn't even know how to make bread. Also, the Euros were more scared of the warlike Mongols than some nerdy science majors from Desertistan.
I've never heard it being pushed hard from conspiracy-circles. But then again, I don't really follow the more retarded fringes of it.
Yea I know people who think that and the Pentagon plane was a missile etc
I think the CIA knew about it and could have stopped it/ how surprising the terrorists we backed turned on us stuff is more reasonable
It makes you wonder...
Yea that's really the fun part about it all to me
Are you sure? The muzzies had their golden age at that time.
It's around the same time and it wasn't really "True" but it's more like they were happy to see someone else kicking in the people they were fighting iircc
Nestorian Christianity was allowed so that made him better then them and supposedly one of his wife's was Christian and "influencing him"
One-world government is just where the world is heading. Look at all these ME proxy wars as of late. The last part of the world to have escaped western/Chinese/Russian-influence for a while.
Jesus christ. How do you even mildly believe this? Isn't history a mandatory class in high school? Is the end of WW1 not taught?
Yes it is taught. WW1 has very little to do with the modern day proxy wars in the ME however.
I don't even get your point. Are you saying that the ME was under Western influence during the WW1? Yes, I know that. It has nothing to do with what I said in my comment. Are you saying that the world and especially Europe was partitioned into smaller pieces? Yes I know that. But those chunks were mostly hewn out of authoritarian monarchies who were not controlled by TPTB. It's easier to bulldoze a Czechoslovakia than it is to bulldoze the whole of Germany. As was later proven in WW2.
The fact you haven't even formed a coherent counter-argument and still cringe relentlessly is pretty painful. Say what you want to say, if you make a good point I'm willing to listen and if not maybe you'll learn something. Get off your high horse and let's talk for real instead?
This smug "omg I can't even bear to respond, alas my one sliver of strength shall be spent on describing my woe after having read something I disagree with"- attitude is what's painful.
I don't know how else to respond to your poorly written reply. Try again, batty boy.
One-world government is just where the world is heading. Look at all these ME proxy wars as of late. The last part of the world to have escaped western/Chinese/Russian-influence for a while.
What do you want me to do? Sit here and list every event that has happened in the middle east from the beginning of time? Oh yeah hold on. Lemme get started.
I didn't form a coherent argument because you've ignored major events in world history in order to make that statement. Everything from the formation and funding of Israel to the missiles in Turkey to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan to the fucking western political divisions of the region following the collapse of the Ottoman turks.
These are not obscure fucking events. It's not like I'm asking you to have knowledge of the military dictatorships in Argentina or every detail of US involvement in Latin America. Your statement is unbelievably stupid. The only possible way you could think that the middle east has escaped outside influence was if you somehow haven't learned any history, ever. Even from the 1980s.
Its a goddamn region divided along political boundaries largely set in 1918 and its full of a valuable resource that everyone wants. Before then it was the land gateway to massively profitable markets and even earlier than that it was the primary antagonist to our fucking cultural forefathers.
Like holy shit they taught you this in middle school if not earlier. They made a fucking movie about it. Lawrence of Arabia is literally about western influence over the middle east.
Read it again friendo, I'm sure you'll have better luck this time. The fact of the matter is that the only countries (except for North Korea) who have remained largely outside the influence of the worlds superpowers and can set their own agenda are located in the ME.
Of course the ME has been influenced by others historically no one is denying that. and my argument was built on the proxy wars we've had since the gulf wars.
Its a goddamn region divided along political boundaries largely set in 1918 and its full of a valuable resource that everyone wants. Before then it was the land gateway to massively profitable markets and even earlier than that it was the primary antagonist to our fucking cultural forefathers.
Who has said differently in this thread? We'll gang up on him because I agree with all of this.
You legitimately write some of the best bait because even knowing that you're a troll, I still want to punch you in the face for writing shit as retarded as this.
I am subscribed and randomly click on them on my front page to laugh at the stupid. Same goes for T_D.
I'm legit still trying to figure out what the flairs are over there. I think they have green Nazi flags that represent kekistan? I'm losing my touch on the memes. Soon people might not call me a Nazi at this rate.
It's pretty unintuitive to explain the thought process but I know some people still hate Comey after losers in a shack in Oregon turned out to have like 9-15 FBI informants and that's why they didn't end up convicting them
Occupation leader Ammon Bundy and six others were acquitted of conspiracy and other charges after a five-week trial that ended Oct. 27. Eleven pleaded guilty to felony charges and another three pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor trespass charge.
Four other defendants were convicted of felony and misdemeanor charges after a recent 10-day jury trial, followed by a bench trial before Brown.
The presence of nine informants sent to the eastern Oregon refuge last year, as well as six others who worked on the case for the FBI, came out during the first trial of occupation leaders.
The FBI Agent lied about firing his gun and others lied to cover it up apparently, general feeling of FBI screwing things up, mishandled it pretty badly.
Thank you for exactly proving his point. It's amazing how you conspiracy folks will hold everything to high levels of skepticism and scrutiny, yet, in this very obvious smoking gun, there is nothing to see here.
Titanic was an inside job by the Global Mayo Industry
ellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York.
I've always appreciated how open and welcoming /r/Drama is to the mentally disabled. Traditionally autists, of course, but in your case someone who's genuinely fucking retarded. It's nice that even you can find a home, somewhere on the web. Really lifts the soul, y'know?
Want to explain why a conspiracy is real because you think it's true as opposed to those other crazy conspiracy theories that are going to cause { Current President} to be impeached
pedos being arrested all week where you been nigga
Yeah, it's called a Tuseday. You guys have convinced yourselves these things that have always happened are a new thing, and that they still aren't connected to Podesta/Hilary are still totally connected to them.
Which high ranking senators were arrested in relation to pizzagate and how were they tied to the pizza joint the conspiracy nonsense is linked to? I recall Bill Clinton was implicated in the conspiracy, is he still a freeman diddling kids, or was it all bullshit?
no look theres a shitton of evidence about the pedo ring centered around the ping pong pizza with clintons themselves implicated. and now some unrelated pedos are arrested with literally zero connection to any of pizzagate except that they are pedos and you claim that as a victory for the pizzagate?
if i said that bob and his friends have stolen my shit and the government hemmed and hawed and then said "here we arrested some unrelated thief guy shut up now" what would you call it other than a distraction and a part of an organized cover up?
i know what it's about: the pedo ring centered around the ping pong pizza with clintons themselves implicated.
all the proof is about that stuff. the instagram captions, the pictures in the photos, all that stuff. and it's all connected to clintons.
and now people like you are like, forget all that, we were against "pedophiles in high places" not any particular pedo ring with any particular proof, just a hunch you know that there are pedophiles in the high places and we are now vindicated because some rando pedophiles were arrested, great success lets pack it up guys.
are you genuinely retarded or are you paid for being a disinfo agent?
jimmy comet was just a focus because he was really really faggy and suspect on instagram and was fucking david brock, owner and creator of mediamatters and shareblue
the whole "were so artsy" crowd is vomit inducing but theyre not really important in the long run, the main thing is who theyre all friends with
most of the horrible shit was connections like the clinton foundation in haiti, where people connected to clinton have already been charged with shit like human trafficking in the past
all that shit is documented and real
basically you can tell how accurate a theory is by how hard people fight to discredit and censor stuff around it, and in this case its hilariously blatant
the media even tricks guys like you into getting really angry at the idea, like consider why youd be doing that even if there was a 1% chance that any of it was real
So how any of that is connected to some rando pedophiles being arrested?
A-fucking-gain: suppose I had all this shit:
jimmy comet was just a focus because he was really really faggy and suspect on instagram and was fucking david brock, owner and creator of mediamatters and shareblue
the whole "were so artsy" crowd is vomit inducing but theyre not really important in the long run, the main thing is who theyre all friends with
the idea of exposing them to the public is to sort of hint at how fucked in the head their little group is, so people dont think its baseless
most of the horrible shit was connections like the clinton foundation in haiti, where people connected to clinton have already been charged with shit like human trafficking in the past
all that shit is documented and real
About a conspiracy of people who stole my birdbath. I have proof, all documented and real. And then the Trump administration is, like, OK, we arrested a bunch of birdbath-stealers in Florida, so there. Not a single one of which were pointed at by my proof, about the particular birdbath-stealing ring that stole my birdbath.
And then some petrol-sniffing descendant of criminals is like, yo dude look at this, Trump administration is hard on birdbath-stealers, I'm with you and we are vindicated, the conspiracy that stole your birdbath has been dealt a grievous wound, calm down, we can't get enough of winning. Except not a single one of my conspiracy were prosecuted.
This 100% feels like a psyop, covering for the particular birdbath-stealing ring by trying to calm the victims by prosecuting unrelated birdbath-thieves and with that take the heat off the original conspiracy.
Are you retarded and treating this like a videogame or something? That a town tells you to kill 10 murlocks that harass them, you go to an unrelated place and kill 10 murlocks, and that's that?
the point is that its not just random singular pedos creeping around independently, people get into positions of power in organisations that work with kids and its organised
and now theyre getting fucked
wait until they use leads they get from the low tier and see who gets arrested in the future before claiming its a wacky conspiracy that pedos have networks imo
whenever you see an orphanage or child services worker arrested for this shit it goes way further up, and someone got them that job specifically for them to abuse it
wait until they use leads they get from the low tier and see who gets arrested in the future before claiming its a wacky conspiracy that pedos have networks imo
Waiting with bated breath, but until they arrest anyone implicated in the pizzagate it's a psyop designed to distract the weak of mind like you from the pizzagate.
personally i dont see what there is to get all glib about but you do you buddy
i hope none of it is real but i think even the possibility of any of it is worth following
that, and the resistance to it is pretty telling
you can say america never went to the moon and the holocaust never happened and 9/11 was an inside job and the most the media will do is make a jerk off motion at you
but say this faggy pizza shop owner with all the weird connections to dnc propaganda outlets might not be 100% on the up and up and the media reports on it for weeks calling everything "debunked" apropos of nothing, and insisting that he doesnt even have a basement how could he put kids in there haha right
ever heard the saying the lady doth protest too much
i used to know a dude who got accused of jerking off in the back room of a hungry jacks, and he reacted by getting all serious and offering 20 bucks to anyone who could tell him who started the rumour
personally i dont see what there is to get all glib about but you do you buddy
Your retardation, buddy, it's funny af.
First of all, you're still missing the part where you're retarded for cheering for unrelated pedophile arrests as a proof of something. This doesn't make any logical sense, if you try to think about it rationally it could only be interpreted a cover up for the pizza pedos, if it's connected at all.
The only two possibilities where it makes sense to do what you're doing is if 1) all this is not intended to be factual, like when you say that op sucks dicks you don't mean that op actually sucks dicks, you mean "fuck you", and so when you say that there's proof that children are trapped in ping pong pizza basement you don't mean "there's proof that children are trapped in ping pong pizza basement" with that, you mean "fuck liberals", or 2) you're too retarded to be able to reason coherently at all.
the media reports on it for weeks calling everything "debunked" apropos of nothing, and insisting that he doesnt even have a basement how could he put kids in there haha right
Because reporting on trumptards being literally retarded is very satisfying to liberal media and their readers, obviously. They would report on that 24/7 if they could, just like Fox would show antifa fighting a garbage bin 24/7 if they could. There's nothing suspicious whatsoever about either thing.
If anything, they probably find it unfortunate that they can't actually report on it 24/7 (I don't know where you saw it going "for weeks" tbh), because you need the retards to actually do something retarded, like shoot up the pizza place or at least protest about it somewhere. Mspaint screenshot collages with many arrows are not as exciting.
On the other hand, "the lady doth protest too much" implies that the conspiracy contains every single journalist and editor that reported on it. Like, they are not told by mysterious government officials to report on that, they must want to report on that themselves because they themselves are pedos. Like, try to suspend your autism for a minute and try to imagine editors and journalists as people with their own thoughts and desires, not as a part of the faceless enemy. Their actions must make sense to them.
i dont believe that you find any of this funny or you wouldnt come across as so personally offended
This doesn't make any logical sense
this is explained by the fact that you dont actually know what youre talking about or what anyone else believes, because all youve done is read some article somewhere that said everything was debunked
ill be straight with this post, its not bait
pedophiles being arrested = good
pedophiles potentially giving up other pedophiles in the process = good
human trafficking objectively exists, and pedophiles often have connections into that world for obvious reasons
its the first step in taking down the people getting rich off of selling kids, and those people have rich and powerful connections
potentially exposing said rich and powerful connections would be a good thing, even if some of them include hollywood actors or politicians
everyone in hollywood knows that pedophilia is rife
not really very complicated dude, but feel free to sperg about pizza while missing the point if you like
The only two possibilities where it makes sense to do what you're doing is if 1) all this is not intended to be factual, like when you say that op sucks dicks you don't mean that op actually sucks dicks, you mean "fuck you", and so when you say that there's proof that children are trapped in ping pong pizza basement you don't mean "there's proof that children are trapped in ping pong pizza basement" with that, you mean "fuck liberals", or 2) you're too retarded to be able to reason coherently at all.
lol how do you read something and come to that conclusion
and you try to call me dumb
Because reporting on trumptards being literally retarded is very satisfying to liberal media and their readers
yeah man if i had to use a word to describe the american left and their media outlets it would totally be "satisfied"
hilarious
Mspaint screenshot collages with many arrows are not as exciting.
cringe dude dont show your colours too hard
fyi mspaint arrows are for the benefit of people like you who pretend to be ignorant to avoid conceding when proven wrong
On the other hand, "the lady doth protest too much" implies that the conspiracy contains every single journalist and editor that reported on it.
nah the media in america is full of stupid people and hipsters that copy paste whenever theres a controversial story
there are certainly people that dont want "pedos are everywhere" to become news because it makes them look bad, but most of the american outrage is just parroting what other people said because they support the same political party
Like, try to suspend your autism for a minute and try to imagine editors and journalists as people with their own thoughts and desires
lol! they arent though
Their actions must make sense to them.
yeah, their thought process goes like this
"trump bad"
"trump thinks x"
"i believe the opposite of x"
this is why you have feminists unironically promoting islamic law that would see them killed in the street for being a slut, and white americans that hate white people
human trafficking objectively exists, and pedophiles often have connections into that world for obvious reasons
Your problem is that you somehow equate the retardation of pizzagate with being for stopping pedophiles or believing that there are pedophile rings with members and protectors in the high places.
And conversely, when someone says that pizzagate is retarded, they must be pedo-apologists and not believe in pedophile rings.
That's not how it works in reality, it only works out that way in insane tribalists' heads, like you are. Like, our tribe is against pedos and pro-pizzagate therefore anyone who calls pizzagate retarded must be pro-pedo.
That's retarded, dude. Completely retarded tribalism. And it bleeds into your cognitive processes if you seriously believe that FBI arresting pedophiles puts FBI on the pro-pizzagate side and therefore lends credibility to pizzagate. Like, it's not that you call someone a dick sucker to offend them with zero evidence that they actually suck dicks, it's that your brain is riddled with lesions from huffing petrol to the point where you actually believe that that was a somewhat factual statement because an entirely unrelated person did in fact suck some dicks.
yeah, their thought process goes like this
Probably, but then you can use it to say that the lady doth protest too much. By explaining their thought process in a way that doesn't involve knowing that pizzagate is true and covering for it, you just completely nullified that particular argument.
Your problem is that you somehow equate the retardation of pizzagate with being for stopping pedophiles or believing that there are pedophile rings with members and protectors in the high places.
uh not sure how to tell you this dude but thats exactly what it is
they used to call it "pedowood" back in the day, its the same thing
you should really stop placing so much faith in american media if you want to avoid being constantly confused and mislead
And conversely, when someone says that pizzagate is retarded, they must be pedo-apologists and not believe in pedophile rings.
no, just that theyre easily convinced by propaganda, in this case tv segments claiming shit was debunked without explaining how and pretending it was all about this guys pizza shop
Like, our tribe is against pedos and pro-pizzagate therefore anyone who calls pizzagate retarded must be pro-pedo.
nah just anyone who gets all snarky about it has obviously been lied to and isnt particularly clever or worth discussing it with if they werent able to recognise it for what it was
nigga you cant talk about tribalism when youre sat there denying pedos specifically because you dont like trump or whatever
like youre really obviously politically motivated
And it bleeds into your cognitive processes if you seriously believe that FBI arresting pedophiles puts FBI on the pro-pizzagate side and therefore lends credibility to pizzagate.
boy you sure like to fill in the blanks yourself dont you
nobodys relying on you to believe anything you goof, theyre saying pedos being arrested is good regardless because it will eventually lead to higher up pedos being arrested
Probably, but then you can use it to say that the lady doth protest too much.
the people repeating it are just dumb and irrelevant
the source of the propaganda protests too much, and its completely coincidentally all made by the guy who buttfucked that pizza shop owner
Your problem is that you somehow equate the retardation of pizzagate with being for stopping pedophiles or believing that there are pedophile rings with members and protectors in the high places.
uh not sure how to tell you this dude but thats exactly what it is
No, it is not. Pizzagate is a very particular belief that the particular ping pong pizza establishment hosts a pedophile ring, connected to various figures in the Hillary Clinton's campaign that frequented it. With lots of "proof" to that end.
It has nothing to do with a belief in such facts that pedophile rings exist, that they oftentimes have members and protectors in high places, or that FBI busts them occasionally.
You can believe the latter while recognizing the former as a deranged conspiracy bullshit.
And it bleeds into your cognitive processes if you seriously believe that FBI arresting pedophiles puts FBI on the pro-pizzagate side and therefore lends credibility to pizzagate.
nobodys relying on you to believe anything you goof, theyre saying pedos being arrested is good regardless because it will eventually lead to higher up pedos being arrested
Yeah, nothing like PizzaGate with its huge very real results.
I think that you're literally retarded and I'm just wasting my time with you. I can't possibly make you see your retardation and feel upset or become a better person because you're too retarded for that. Like, you literally have the memory of a goldfish and forget what you said a bunch of comments above.
No, it is not. Pizzagate is a very particular belief that the particular ping pong pizza establishment hosts a pedophile ring, connected to various figures in the Hillary Clinton's campaign that frequented it. With lots of "proof" to that end.
lol good thing we have experts like you that read a shareblue article once to tell me what its all about
I think that you're literally retarded and I'm just wasting my time with you.
well youre wasting your time but thats only because you dont listen or understand anything, you just keep saying stuff
like imagine getting angry at people who say "lets stop pedophilia" because one of the pedos friends wrote an article threatening to ridicule you as a conspiracy theorist
seems kind of weak tbh
Like, you literally have the memory of a goldfish and forget what you said a bunch of comments above.
nah i just bait you retards most of the time because its just that easy
rest assured these last couple are 100% sincere tho
No, it is not. Pizzagate is a very particular belief that the particular ping pong pizza establishment hosts a pedophile ring, connected to various figures in the Hillary Clinton's campaign that frequented it. With lots of "proof" to that end.
lol good thing we have experts like you that read a shareblue article once to tell me what its all about
I did not read a shareblue article, I read your own fucking comments.
Hold the horses, if you're a shareblue shill pretending to be a retarded pizzagater, that would explain everything. Except the part where you are paid for annoying a single person with your retardation.
like imagine getting angry at people who say "lets stop pedophilia" because one of the pedos friends wrote an article threatening to ridicule you as a conspiracy theorist
No, it's pointing out how retarded the pizzagaters are in general, in their defense ("oh it's unfair to point out that there's no basement") and in further arguments like the one here. Pretending that any attack on their retardation is actually an attack on an anti-pedophile movement.
nah i just bait you retards most of the time because its just that easy
I can't even be bothered to find the image, pretend that I linked it.
guys stop downvoting the lolcows, so many newfriends here recently.
>pedos being arrested all week where you been nigga
this is retarded though, do you not see why? you responded to a question about pizzagate with something completely unrelated. pedos are arrested all the time, that's part of the FBI's job, but none of the recent arrests are related to pizzagate at all. are you trying to miss the point? I really hope you're trolling man, this level of retardation should be illegal.
Yeah, in retrospect it should've been obvious, but it's tough to tell with you sometimes. I don't think the guy you were replying to was really sperging out though, there was a lot more of that in the_donald/conspiracy. Have a productive and fulfilling day my friend.
i dunno dude theres a handful of people in this sub who act the troll pretty convincingly, but you can just say "pizzagate" and theyll start getting legit angry and calling people idiots and shit
The Deputy Attorney General's (Rod Rosenstein) letter advising he fire Comey is nuts too. "I cannot defend the Director's handling of the conclusions of the investigation of Secretary Clinton's emails, and I do not understand his refusal to accept the nearly universal judgment that he was mistaken....The Director was wrong to usurp the Attorney General's authority on July 5, 2016, and announce his conclusion that the case should be closed without prosecution...the Director should have said the FBI had completed its investigation and presented its findings to federal prosecutors..." Goes on to criticize the holding the press briefing announcing that decision. Basically: Not the FBI's job to decide who is prosecuted, and cites several former AGs and Deputy AGs criticizing Comey.
He could t get Comey to say that Trump was echo seated so he just says that he said it. Really really subtle politics. Like when I'm watching TV with my wife and I'm like "hey baby thanks so much for telling me those three times that it was cool if I hook up with your sister."
"Oh look, it's Archibald Cox. Hey Archibald, were Mr and Mrs Cox high when they called you Archibald? Archibald is a stupid name" That's what they'd say.
Your really shitty at conspiracy theories but it's hilarious you think you've unveiled the secret mechanisms of a guy leaving his political party to appear more independent as some crazy scheme to do what when he donated to McCain and Rommey before and if you had any idea about Republicans you'd be able to figure it out.
oh kay I just assumed it was one of those meme sites like I Can Has Cheezburger
It is from what I can tell, but a lot of those are known to use vote manipulation to boost their site's traffic, so a lot of them are automatically spam filtered.
Pretty pathetic how you still haven't defended something you are willing to call people retarded over when you don't even know when Comey left the party
Pretty pathetic that you believe that he changed his political ideology based on changing his party registration. Perhaps his poor handling of ongoing investigations in association with him throwing tbe election to Trump made him want to distance himself from the party.
But alas no, you are the dumbest asshole on the face of the fucking planet, and this is ehy trump won.
Perhaps his poor handling of ongoing investigations in association with him throwing the election to Trump made him want to distance himself from the party.
But alas no, you are the dumbest asshole on the face of the fucking planet,
He did it on 07/05/16
How do you people even come up with these theories that would require Comey to be a time traveler to work and then have the gall to insult people who think you are fucking retarded.
Perhaps his poor handling of ongoing investigations in association with him throwing the election to Trump made him want to distance himself from the party
07/05/16
Naw fam you legit have no idea what you are talking about and just want to Reee about Comey it's okay to just admit it.
Like you've had tons of time to come up with a reason The Head of The FBI would need to appear more independent while really not being it
IMO, the impeachment proceedings should begin now. There is some epic level concealing going on about Russia that he's trying to intimidate into non-existence.
Look, I've just accepted that the world as we know it is probably doomed. Learn some valuable, internationally-viable skills, and don't have children until it's all over. Then be ready to jump ship to the least-fucked-location when shit starts getting bad.
People living through the end of the Roman Empire probably didn't realize the Empire was ending. It was such a long, slow process that generations lived and died as "Romans", even after the Gothic invasions. Rome was Rome, the office of the Emperor continued to exist, and life went on.
If we continue this shitshow over the next decade, America's influence will wane, and we'll become what the UK is now: A former hegemon, and an important player, but not top dog anymore. There won't be some sort of sharp fall, it'll be so gradual most people won't realize it.
"Oh no I'm a pampered twat that lives in the greatest nation in history and the cultural pendulum has swung away from slavish degeneracy for a bit! Boo hoo hoo I am doomed, how can I live if my general faggotry is not supported at the federal level???"
law organizations don't air all their evidence as they collect it in the middle of an investigation
Man I wish I was so dumb I couldn't figure out what this sentence has to do with Republican's partisan Benghazi investigation it'd make my life so much more peaceful.
Does your caretaker let you sit on their lap when you use the computer or are you a big boy?
The false equivalency between Benghazi and this situation is the dumb part.
I only have a $100 Chromebook, and I have one of those Amazon warranties where they will replace the whole thing when you inevitably drop it into the toilet, so, yeah, my caretaker lets me use it unsupervised.
My actual only point is that it is very hard for Democrats to translate Republican plays, as they are not insane extremists and their base is moderately less retarded.
It is endlessly entertaining when Democrats do anything at all and Republicans, in this order:
1) Deliberately spread conflicting misinformation
2) Blame media for misinformation
3) Pretend that they have never heard of the current topic, then try to move on as if it never happened. Le literally Benghazi who?
4) Scream Witness me and threaten to destroy the entire government in nuclear hellfire
as they are not insane extremists and their base is moderately less retarded.
I mean you still think that is true? Like really.
The March for Science, the PussyHat March, the Trump Won lets burn things down March, Bill Nye "the Boiling Water in a erlenmeyer flask" Guy
Everyone is equally retarded, once you accept that you can become a true south park neutral and feel superior to both sides
Democrats to translate Republican plays
People are going to ask to be shown the evidence, if the Democrats can't play the outraged investigator it's time to learn because literal months of "This is the end of Trump" just leads to outrage fatigue.
Lol not a Trump supporter but you liberals been impeaching Trump before he got sworn in. Trump will not be impeached now. Infact the way Dems are being pussies and pansies, expect a GOP prez in 2020. If Dems want to win, they have to either nominate an old centrist white guy or a young hot white military veterans. Pocahontas should stick to wailing in interviews and Senate sessions while any "diverse" folks have to be eye candy. America won't elect a woman or PoC soon, at least not till 2024
That was the case like 6 months ago, though. This only happened today because he wouldn't lie about Trump and Pence knowing about Flynn's BS at the onset.
i mean on the one hand it's depressing that businesses run everything now so they can let government become a reality tv show, but on the other hand, it makes for some good drama. At least, until they start doing shit on purpose for the ratings and still call it reality.
A former intelligence official described being "shocked" to learn of Obama's decision, adding that the "entire intelligence community is deflated by this inexplicable use of executive power."
The official said the move was "deeply hypocritical given Obama's denunciation of WikiLeaks' role in the hacking of the (Democratic National Committee)."
President Barack Obama commuted Manning's sentence to a total of seven years of confinement dating from the date of arrest (May 20, 2010) by military authorities
And thank heavens he did! Just more swamp draining that the liberals obviously hate (Because they are all the swamp). Liberals get another big heap of BTFO.
So does this mean that NOW we can stop pretending that any of this shit is normal?
Is this the final kick in the ass that will make journalists stop trying to find the good things that this administration is doing and start calling this shit out?
Is this the tipping point?
At this point i'm pretty convinced /r/Politics lives in some alternate parallel dimension from my own
Is this the final kick in the ass that will make journalists stop trying to find the good things that this administration is doing and start calling this shit out?
so just to be clear what do you think of this statement and why did me disagreeing with it make you so butthurt you had to look through my post history to find something to accuse me of wrongthink with?
Is this the final kick in the ass that will make journalists stop trying to find the good things that this administration is doing and start calling this shit out?
so just to be clear what do you think of this statement and why did me disagreeing with it make you so butthurt you had to look through my post history to find something to accuse me of wrongthink with?
Trump just fired the man leading a counterintelligence investigation into his campaign, on the same day that the Senate Intelligence commitee requested financial documents relating to Trump's business dealings from the treasury department that handles money laundering.
Trump's business dealings from the treasury department that handles money laundering.
Yeah, because when I want to launder money, I do it through real estate, where everything is meticulous tracked and there's a huge paper trail. /s
The best way to launder money is businesses that relies heavily on cash transactions with little in the way of tracking or receipts, like a car wash or laundromat. The idea that Trump was laundering money with the types of businesses he owns is beyond retarded, yet I keep seeing it pop up here on Reddit.
Beyond retarded. If you want to learn how to efficiently operate criminal enterprises, you need to watch Mafia's Greatest Hits on American Heroes Channel.
Honestly I'm impressed when most of you shit monkeys chained to typewriters manage to get enough letters in the right order that they form words.
I do not expect sentences or thoughts to come out of /r/drama.
Any relation regarding this lost to any other in this thread is purely coincidental and should be attributed to auto-correct. I really just took your mom's sick and wiped it across the keyboard on my phone.
D: Comey should have been fired long ago, so it's a little weird that you are doing it now, amidst mounting evidence of your incompetence and corruption.
R: WOW SUCH HYPOCRITES LOL I AM A SENTIENT SATELLITE ORBITING THE POINT, CONSTANTLY PERFORMING AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE THAT EXPLAINS MY OWN IDIOCY.
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
Trump is the anti-Oedipus. Both were abominable leaders, but Oedipus seeked out the truth no matter how horrific while 45 is doing his best to hide the truth.
Oh wait... this subreddit isn't for that kind of drama...
It's a really deep play whose abstract themes apply to the current POTUS situation, but if you just want to apply the sex stuff that happens to work too! What a time to be alive.
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n/a HivemindBuster 2017-05-09
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n/a Davism72 2017-05-09
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n/a ThatGaymer 2017-05-09
is this good or bad?
n/a respaaaaaj 2017-05-09
Its great for drama
n/a JakeArrietaGrande 2017-05-09
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n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
Depends, how good is your Russian?
n/a respaaaaaj 2017-05-09
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n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
yeah, you good then fam
n/a why_macron_won 2017-05-09
n/a Da_reason_Macron_won 2017-05-09
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-05-09
I want the Chants family back
n/a Mournhold 2017-05-09
This is rock bottom
n/a TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-05-09
I despise everything about you but I'd fight to the death for your right to kys
n/a Pickled_Kagura 2017-05-09
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n/a ThatGaymer 2017-05-09
bonjour, ich habe quattro vodka
n/a Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-05-09
Vodka ergo sum
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-05-09
Cheek breeki
n/a Akilroth234 2017-05-09
i've played stalker
n/a SpeakLikeAChild04 2017-05-09
if this was srd i'd say 'it's good for bitcoin' and be showered with upvotes
n/a LuigiVargasLlosa 2017-05-09
I'm very impressed with your hypothetical srd karma
n/a Civilityisgolden 2017-05-09
Good, comey sadly let corruption fester in the highest areas of our govt for favors. He has shamed his office, he has shamed his name and is retire in disgrace
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-09
yes
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-05-09
This is going to be fantastic drama
n/a immallama 2017-05-09
About fucking time. He should have fired him earlier when he had the chance to be honest.
wew
n/a CosmicKeys 2017-05-09
Oh the Americans did a thing again or something.
I'll be outside wake me up when this is over.
n/a rcbCoQu 2017-05-09
sleep tight pupper
n/a TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-05-09
sleep tight pupper
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-09
shank the yank
n/a StezzerLolz 2017-05-09
mayocide now?
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-09
Preferably
n/a Akilroth234 2017-05-09
average living conditions of all countries outside of usa (2017)
n/a Tiepilot789 2017-05-09
And absolutely nothing will happen again.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-09
Sadly, this is the Truth. When Trump said he can shoot someone in the middle of the street and get away with it, he was right. Americans are just that retarded.
n/a Pickled_Kagura 2017-05-09
1 in 4 Americans are retarded.
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-09
Maybe, but all we know is 1/5.
n/a YHofSuburbia 2017-05-09
i see we have an optimist here
n/a crimsonchibolt 2017-05-09
as someone who is very likely among that 1 in 4 is a little too low thats 25% way too low 89% sounds way closer
n/a darth_stroyer 2017-05-09
Everyone except me lol
n/a none_to_remain 2017-05-09
Obama said he could drone someone in the middle of the street or anywhere and get away with it, and he was right.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-05-09
The timing is....weird
Or not weird at all
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-09
Good comment, well put. I like your reasoning.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-05-09
Bet on all the horses. Best way to never lose.
n/a telandrias 2017-05-09
Trump sharts in a walmart
THE TIMING ON THIS IS VERY PECULIAR -Maddow.
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n/a telandrias 2017-05-09
/u/telandrias: AMERICAAMERICA AMERICA MURICAN BURGER RECIPES
/u/why_macron_won: can I make this about france somehow?
n/a -SetsunaFSeiei- 2017-05-09
It's a play on the why_trump_won meme you retard
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-05-09
t. faggot
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
lol is it you
dude doesnt understand context and cant make it work
n/a -SetsunaFSeiei- 2017-05-09
Nah not me, and I see that now, took me a while to scroll to the downvoted ones
Shame, it was a decent idea
n/a Civilityisgolden 2017-05-09
Trying to coopt a maymay instead of making your own.
When the Europeans send their people they aren't sending their best folks
n/a -SetsunaFSeiei- 2017-05-09
The entire point of memes is to bring up an old idea in a clever way that twists it from the previous iteration
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-05-09
The only funny meme that Europeans have invented in the past 3 decades is the EU
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-05-09
/u/telandrias: All of my comments are sarcastic dialogue, it is the highest form of witt
me: That's wrong
n/a TruthPains 2017-05-09
That's the joke you dumb shit. No wonder your mom tried to abort you via heavy drinking.
n/a telandrias 2017-05-09
Wow you had to go overboard on that one. You are apparently insulted by my superior burger intellect.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
lol u still dont understand the trump version or why it worked
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-05-09
lol no
n/a StezzerLolz 2017-05-09
It's amazing how utterly unable Trumpets are to take what they dish out. Kinda' hysterical.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
im encouraging him to do it properly instead of fucking it up like hes currently doing
should really give the account to someone who understands context nah mean
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-05-09
Someone needs to bring the Chants family back. I miss firetruck
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-05-09
He's just posting it on seemingly random comments, though.
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-09
no u
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-05-09
you act like the the original was at all clever or interesting to begin with.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
yeah it was and its always used appropriately, this is just bad
macron won because of rachel maddow? what does that even imply
n/a zesty0 2017-05-09
/r/therewasanattampt
n/a Akilroth234 2017-05-09
you need to do this at time when the political right does something particular outrageous, not random comments
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-05-09
Git gud
n/a Lesmothian 2017-05-09
Either way, people definitely need to have opinions about it and pretend to be experts on firing Justice Department employees.
n/a moush 2017-05-09
Comey was a joke he fucked up so much in the last year.
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-09
By "not weird," you mean "cause Trump's literally a retard and doesn't understand how transparent this is," right?
n/a miraclebelly 2017-05-09
Best part is the letter he sent, look it up.
what did he mean by this?
n/a LadyVetinari 2017-05-09
He's being a whiny little bitch, as usual.
n/a miraclebelly 2017-05-09
He is literally beyond parody at this point
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-05-09
What baffles me is that many of the conspiracy folks are acting like is no big deal. These are the same people that look into the tiniest shit and find something. Even if this turns out to be nothing, you can't deny it's a little fishy at the surface
n/a Michaelphelpsisquick 2017-05-09
Trump is conspiracy free
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
Comey was fired for doing his legally obligated job and informing the snitch Chaffetz that they found yet more unsecured emails.
Trump was Hillary's Puppet who wasn't supposed to win the election, the only reason he ran is because she put him up to it and to drum up interest in a cable Trump network
There are leftwinger conspiracy folks too, they are a big part of the 9/11 was an inside job because Cheney is literally hitler movement.
Rightwinger conspiracy theorist keep asking for proof about Russia and it's less convincing then Sandy Hook being faked in their eyes and having the "Mainstream Media" being tied into the DNC machine and part of the establishment has done a lot to vindicate things they've been saying for decades.
TL:DR Conspiracy theorists have wanted Comey gone since before
" Muh Russia" was a twinkle in Mook and Podesta post election communication team to explain why Hillary lost because it sure can't be her fault
n/a froibo 2017-05-09
Lol didn't read
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
WTF I hate/love/hate/love Comey now
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n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
Real talk, if you read as many words as you post you would be way better off.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
You haven't even read Shattered yet rofl why do you even try to talk about politics if you are this uninformed
I bet you don't even talk to Conspiracy Theorists
Try and whip up something more engaging then REEEEE pls
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
Jokes on you, I actually have an autistic cousin who got my phone number.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
How's it feel knowing their vote is worth as much as yours, good thing you are used to feeling smug about half of Americans
n/a mohkohnsepicgun 2017-05-09
Retarded people are people too... that's why I support autodrive on Mario Kart.
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
Lol. I thought it was clear from him being a conspiracy theorist, but he is 16.
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-09
I unironically agree on these. It takes like 5 mins of research to see JFK and 9/11 are really shady. They definitely know more than they have revealed.
One-world government is just where the world is heading. Look at all these ME proxy wars as of late. The last part of the world to have escaped western/Chinese/Russian-influence for a while. The EU going the federation-route. The elite wants this very bad, less regulations, less hassle with borders, less officials to bribe etc.'
Alien encounters is more of a fun hobby 'I want to believe'-thing for me. There have been some coincidences that have made me gone huh, but nothing conclusive of course like in the other cases. One thing is certain though; that the US government would never tell the people about ayy lmaos if they could avoid it.
I know drama is sensitive about the truth but y'all needs ta wake up!
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n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-09
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n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
To be clear i'm not a Conspiracy Theorist because i'm Republican and as such believe that the government is too incompetent to pull it off.
They couldn't even cover up Benghazi with the caused by a youtube video debacle
I think Jet Fuel can melt steel beams and I also think Saudis all happening to leave America at the same time after 9/11 should have been a clue and George Bush attacked Iraq because of the Gulf War
It's just the jump from https://www.usni.org/magazines/navalhistory/2008-02/truth-about-tonkin and USS Maine to the further stuff that gets me
It's not really as of late, Genghis Khan was viewed positively as the "scourge to beat the Islamic Barbarians" or some such really interesting history to look into
I really like the conspiracy that technology we know was invented by actual people like barcode scanners are all secretly Alien Tech
Canada’s former Defence Minister Paul Hellyer is really fun to look into
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n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-09
>implying the government runs the show
This is the work of TPTB, the puppeteers.
I don't even know where this maymay comes from. I've never heard it being pushed hard from conspiracy-circles. But then again, I don't really follow the more retarded fringes of it. If it's wrong so what. There are 100s of other points that are ignored.
Watching this video should convince anyone with an open mind that something is covered up. Some of it may be explained, far from all of it.
Yeah, I saw that interview with Vice. He 100% seems all there in the head. Alex Jones is deffo crazy even if I 'agree' with some of his broad theories. From what I know about linguistics and history David Icke is a just plain wrong a lot of the time and a weirdo. Paul Hellyer on the other hand is very intelligent and sane in comparison. It makes you wonder...
Are you sure? The muzzies had their golden age at that time. The Mongols on the other hand were technologically backwards, smelly nomads who didn't even know how to make bread. Also, the Euros were more scared of the warlike Mongols than some nerdy science majors from Desertistan.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
Yea I know people who think that and the Pentagon plane was a missile etc
I think the CIA knew about it and could have stopped it/ how surprising the terrorists we backed turned on us stuff is more reasonable
Yea that's really the fun part about it all to me
It's around the same time and it wasn't really "True" but it's more like they were happy to see someone else kicking in the people they were fighting iircc
Nestorian Christianity was allowed so that made him better then them and supposedly one of his wife's was Christian and "influencing him"
I know his... daughter in law https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorghaghtani_Beki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Mongol_alliance
n/a Wordshark 2017-05-09
https://imgur.com/a/a4R3T
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuC_4mGTs98
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n/a YesThisIsDrake 2017-05-09
Jesus christ. How do you even mildly believe this? Isn't history a mandatory class in high school? Is the end of WW1 not taught?
This is painful.
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-09
Yes it is taught. WW1 has very little to do with the modern day proxy wars in the ME however.
I don't even get your point. Are you saying that the ME was under Western influence during the WW1? Yes, I know that. It has nothing to do with what I said in my comment. Are you saying that the world and especially Europe was partitioned into smaller pieces? Yes I know that. But those chunks were mostly hewn out of authoritarian monarchies who were not controlled by TPTB. It's easier to bulldoze a Czechoslovakia than it is to bulldoze the whole of Germany. As was later proven in WW2.
The fact you haven't even formed a coherent counter-argument and still cringe relentlessly is pretty painful. Say what you want to say, if you make a good point I'm willing to listen and if not maybe you'll learn something. Get off your high horse and let's talk for real instead?
This smug "omg I can't even bear to respond, alas my one sliver of strength shall be spent on describing my woe after having read something I disagree with"- attitude is what's painful.
I don't know how else to respond to your poorly written reply. Try again, batty boy.
n/a YesThisIsDrake 2017-05-09
What do you want me to do? Sit here and list every event that has happened in the middle east from the beginning of time? Oh yeah hold on. Lemme get started.
I didn't form a coherent argument because you've ignored major events in world history in order to make that statement. Everything from the formation and funding of Israel to the missiles in Turkey to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan to the fucking western political divisions of the region following the collapse of the Ottoman turks.
These are not obscure fucking events. It's not like I'm asking you to have knowledge of the military dictatorships in Argentina or every detail of US involvement in Latin America. Your statement is unbelievably stupid. The only possible way you could think that the middle east has escaped outside influence was if you somehow haven't learned any history, ever. Even from the 1980s.
Its a goddamn region divided along political boundaries largely set in 1918 and its full of a valuable resource that everyone wants. Before then it was the land gateway to massively profitable markets and even earlier than that it was the primary antagonist to our fucking cultural forefathers.
Like holy shit they taught you this in middle school if not earlier. They made a fucking movie about it. Lawrence of Arabia is literally about western influence over the middle east.
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-09
Read it again friendo, I'm sure you'll have better luck this time. The fact of the matter is that the only countries (except for North Korea) who have remained largely outside the influence of the worlds superpowers and can set their own agenda are located in the ME.
Of course the ME has been influenced by others historically no one is denying that. and my argument was built on the proxy wars we've had since the gulf wars.
Who has said differently in this thread? We'll gang up on him because I agree with all of this.
Stop fighting straw men you idiot.
n/a LordBlackmore 2017-05-09
0/10
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-09
Thanks for Korrecting the Rekord Komrade.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
> Literally Hillary's Campaign staff saying this
> Muh Russians
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-09
>muh muhs
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-09
Pizza.
Gate.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/42108748/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/massive-online-pedophile-ring-busted-cops/
Coincidence?
I think not!
n/a MG87 2017-05-09
Is.Fake.
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-09
Graaaaaaaasssss
Tastes bad
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-05-09
You legitimately write some of the best bait because even knowing that you're a troll, I still want to punch you in the face for writing shit as retarded as this.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-09
I got this far before I died of stupid. RIP me.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
You don't remember all the people saying this?
( The velveeta cheese of Drama I know but it was all over /Politics for months with him being just running for the fame because Bill encouraged him)
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-09
I come to /r/Drama for my dose of other people's autism, fam. I unsubscribed from /r/politics as soon as I knew how.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-09
I am subscribed and randomly click on them on my front page to laugh at the stupid. Same goes for T_D.
I'm legit still trying to figure out what the flairs are over there. I think they have green Nazi flags that represent kekistan? I'm losing my touch on the memes. Soon people might not call me a Nazi at this rate.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-09
You'll always be a Nazi to me <3
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-09
AWWWWWWW
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-09
That's the actually true part, funnily enough: http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/11/hillary-clinton-2016-donald-trump-214428
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-09
Preferred opponent =/= puppet.
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-09
There are degrees of being someone's puppet, obviously.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-09
How many fingers does Hilldog have up Trump?
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-09
Right now, none. It was a case of a puppet turning against and destroying the puppet master. It's a trope as ancient as politics, see
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePuppetCutsHisStrings
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilIsNotAToy
n/a Wordshark 2017-05-09
What's this?
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/03/oregon_standoff_fbi_agents_und.html
The FBI Agent lied about firing his gun and others lied to cover it up apparently, general feeling of FBI screwing things up, mishandled it pretty badly.
n/a Mabans 2017-05-09
Started off so promising till the "Trump was Hilary's puppet..."
n/a cygne 2017-05-09
I no puppet! YOU PUPPET
n/a froibo 2017-05-09
But that's too obvious MAN.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
its not a big deal the american left is just crazy
literally nothing will happen, again, and stupid people will continue to circlejerk about how russia totally did this and that
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-09
Thank you for exactly proving his point. It's amazing how you conspiracy folks will hold everything to high levels of skepticism and scrutiny, yet, in this very obvious smoking gun, there is nothing to see here.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
Hows it feel thinking something is a conspiracy and it's so obvious so why don't people wake up.
Have you gotten to forwarding Emails about it yet
n/a mikerhoa 2017-05-09
http://i.imgur.com/lyR2NtZ.jpg
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
Titanic was an inside job by the Global Mayo Industry
n/a DannyLee90 2017-05-09
Literally mayocide.
n/a StezzerLolz 2017-05-09
I've always appreciated how open and welcoming /r/Drama is to the mentally disabled. Traditionally autists, of course, but in your case someone who's genuinely fucking retarded. It's nice that even you can find a home, somewhere on the web. Really lifts the soul, y'know?
n/a froibo 2017-05-09
And some call /r/Drama a hate sub.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
Want to explain why a conspiracy is real because you think it's true as opposed to those other crazy conspiracy theories that are going to cause { Current President} to be impeached
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-09
WTF I hate retards now.
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-05-09
I just want to laud you on the bait you've written in this thread. It is high quality, and I'm not saying that sarcastically.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
ooh sounds like ur the conspiracy guy now
wheres your tin hat thatll protect you from the reds
n/a froibo 2017-05-09
Yeah, nothing like PizzaGate with its huge very real results.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
pedos being arrested all week where you been nigga
meanwhile youll wait forever for results and trump will smile at you while you seethe with rage LOL
n/a froibo 2017-05-09
Yeah, it's called a Tuseday. You guys have convinced yourselves these things that have always happened are a new thing, and that they still aren't connected to Podesta/Hilary are still totally connected to them.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
what do you even think i believe lol
pretty sure all ive ever said with any sort of sincerity is that theres mad pedos in hollywood and washington and we should gas them all
what do you think anthony wiener had on his laptop and why do you think the fbi was so sketchy about the whole issue
n/a lefedorasir 2017-05-09
you should gas yourself tbh
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
nah i find plenty of meaning in making stupid people angry on the internet
n/a IsADragon 2017-05-09
Which high ranking senators were arrested in relation to pizzagate and how were they tied to the pizza joint the conspiracy nonsense is linked to? I recall Bill Clinton was implicated in the conspiracy, is he still a freeman diddling kids, or was it all bullshit?
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
lol i love how people read a third hand account of infowars and think they can start talking about this and that like theyre an expert
gotta start small like putting someone that isnt paid off in charge of the fbi
n/a IsADragon 2017-05-09
I'm not surprised you didn't answer the question. Conspiracy dipshit seem only capable of asking them.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
its not really worth acknowledging a question when its just 100% smug and no substance though
its not like you really know what youre asking
n/a IsADragon 2017-05-09
That's cool man. Hope you find the pedo you're looking for.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
why would i have to do anything, ill just wait until trey gowdy or david clarke is in charge of the fbi
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-09
No, that's psyop distracting from pizzagate you moron!
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
what you really oughta be worried about is russian interference, thats a realistic topic
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-09
no look theres a shitton of evidence about the pedo ring centered around the ping pong pizza with clintons themselves implicated. and now some unrelated pedos are arrested with literally zero connection to any of pizzagate except that they are pedos and you claim that as a victory for the pizzagate?
if i said that bob and his friends have stolen my shit and the government hemmed and hawed and then said "here we arrested some unrelated thief guy shut up now" what would you call it other than a distraction and a part of an organized cover up?
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
you could have just said you dont really know what its about
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-09
i know what it's about: the pedo ring centered around the ping pong pizza with clintons themselves implicated.
all the proof is about that stuff. the instagram captions, the pictures in the photos, all that stuff. and it's all connected to clintons.
and now people like you are like, forget all that, we were against "pedophiles in high places" not any particular pedo ring with any particular proof, just a hunch you know that there are pedophiles in the high places and we are now vindicated because some rando pedophiles were arrested, great success lets pack it up guys.
are you genuinely retarded or are you paid for being a disinfo agent?
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
doesnt sound like it tbh
jimmy comet was just a focus because he was really really faggy and suspect on instagram and was fucking david brock, owner and creator of mediamatters and shareblue
the whole "were so artsy" crowd is vomit inducing but theyre not really important in the long run, the main thing is who theyre all friends with
most of the horrible shit was connections like the clinton foundation in haiti, where people connected to clinton have already been charged with shit like human trafficking in the past
all that shit is documented and real
basically you can tell how accurate a theory is by how hard people fight to discredit and censor stuff around it, and in this case its hilariously blatant
the media even tricks guys like you into getting really angry at the idea, like consider why youd be doing that even if there was a 1% chance that any of it was real
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-09
So how any of that is connected to some rando pedophiles being arrested?
A-fucking-gain: suppose I had all this shit:
About a conspiracy of people who stole my birdbath. I have proof, all documented and real. And then the Trump administration is, like, OK, we arrested a bunch of birdbath-stealers in Florida, so there. Not a single one of which were pointed at by my proof, about the particular birdbath-stealing ring that stole my birdbath.
And then some petrol-sniffing descendant of criminals is like, yo dude look at this, Trump administration is hard on birdbath-stealers, I'm with you and we are vindicated, the conspiracy that stole your birdbath has been dealt a grievous wound, calm down, we can't get enough of winning. Except not a single one of my conspiracy were prosecuted.
This 100% feels like a psyop, covering for the particular birdbath-stealing ring by trying to calm the victims by prosecuting unrelated birdbath-thieves and with that take the heat off the original conspiracy.
Are you retarded and treating this like a videogame or something? That a town tells you to kill 10 murlocks that harass them, you go to an unrelated place and kill 10 murlocks, and that's that?
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
yeah i figured youd just be confused
the point is that its not just random singular pedos creeping around independently, people get into positions of power in organisations that work with kids and its organised
and now theyre getting fucked
wait until they use leads they get from the low tier and see who gets arrested in the future before claiming its a wacky conspiracy that pedos have networks imo
whenever you see an orphanage or child services worker arrested for this shit it goes way further up, and someone got them that job specifically for them to abuse it
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-09
Waiting with bated breath, but until they arrest anyone implicated in the pizzagate it's a psyop designed to distract the weak of mind like you from the pizzagate.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
personally i dont see what there is to get all glib about but you do you buddy
i hope none of it is real but i think even the possibility of any of it is worth following
that, and the resistance to it is pretty telling
you can say america never went to the moon and the holocaust never happened and 9/11 was an inside job and the most the media will do is make a jerk off motion at you
but say this faggy pizza shop owner with all the weird connections to dnc propaganda outlets might not be 100% on the up and up and the media reports on it for weeks calling everything "debunked" apropos of nothing, and insisting that he doesnt even have a basement how could he put kids in there haha right
ever heard the saying the lady doth protest too much
i used to know a dude who got accused of jerking off in the back room of a hungry jacks, and he reacted by getting all serious and offering 20 bucks to anyone who could tell him who started the rumour
just made everyone more suspicious you feel me
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-09
Your retardation, buddy, it's funny af.
First of all, you're still missing the part where you're retarded for cheering for unrelated pedophile arrests as a proof of something. This doesn't make any logical sense, if you try to think about it rationally it could only be interpreted a cover up for the pizza pedos, if it's connected at all.
The only two possibilities where it makes sense to do what you're doing is if 1) all this is not intended to be factual, like when you say that op sucks dicks you don't mean that op actually sucks dicks, you mean "fuck you", and so when you say that there's proof that children are trapped in ping pong pizza basement you don't mean "there's proof that children are trapped in ping pong pizza basement" with that, you mean "fuck liberals", or 2) you're too retarded to be able to reason coherently at all.
Because reporting on trumptards being literally retarded is very satisfying to liberal media and their readers, obviously. They would report on that 24/7 if they could, just like Fox would show antifa fighting a garbage bin 24/7 if they could. There's nothing suspicious whatsoever about either thing.
If anything, they probably find it unfortunate that they can't actually report on it 24/7 (I don't know where you saw it going "for weeks" tbh), because you need the retards to actually do something retarded, like shoot up the pizza place or at least protest about it somewhere. Mspaint screenshot collages with many arrows are not as exciting.
On the other hand, "the lady doth protest too much" implies that the conspiracy contains every single journalist and editor that reported on it. Like, they are not told by mysterious government officials to report on that, they must want to report on that themselves because they themselves are pedos. Like, try to suspend your autism for a minute and try to imagine editors and journalists as people with their own thoughts and desires, not as a part of the faceless enemy. Their actions must make sense to them.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
i dont believe that you find any of this funny or you wouldnt come across as so personally offended
this is explained by the fact that you dont actually know what youre talking about or what anyone else believes, because all youve done is read some article somewhere that said everything was debunked
ill be straight with this post, its not bait
pedophiles being arrested = good
pedophiles potentially giving up other pedophiles in the process = good
human trafficking objectively exists, and pedophiles often have connections into that world for obvious reasons
its the first step in taking down the people getting rich off of selling kids, and those people have rich and powerful connections
potentially exposing said rich and powerful connections would be a good thing, even if some of them include hollywood actors or politicians
everyone in hollywood knows that pedophilia is rife
not really very complicated dude, but feel free to sperg about pizza while missing the point if you like
lol how do you read something and come to that conclusion
and you try to call me dumb
yeah man if i had to use a word to describe the american left and their media outlets it would totally be "satisfied"
hilarious
cringe dude dont show your colours too hard
fyi mspaint arrows are for the benefit of people like you who pretend to be ignorant to avoid conceding when proven wrong
nah the media in america is full of stupid people and hipsters that copy paste whenever theres a controversial story
there are certainly people that dont want "pedos are everywhere" to become news because it makes them look bad, but most of the american outrage is just parroting what other people said because they support the same political party
lol! they arent though
yeah, their thought process goes like this
"trump bad"
"trump thinks x"
"i believe the opposite of x"
this is why you have feminists unironically promoting islamic law that would see them killed in the street for being a slut, and white americans that hate white people
its not thought out its tribalism
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-09
Your problem is that you somehow equate the retardation of pizzagate with being for stopping pedophiles or believing that there are pedophile rings with members and protectors in the high places.
And conversely, when someone says that pizzagate is retarded, they must be pedo-apologists and not believe in pedophile rings.
That's not how it works in reality, it only works out that way in insane tribalists' heads, like you are. Like, our tribe is against pedos and pro-pizzagate therefore anyone who calls pizzagate retarded must be pro-pedo.
That's retarded, dude. Completely retarded tribalism. And it bleeds into your cognitive processes if you seriously believe that FBI arresting pedophiles puts FBI on the pro-pizzagate side and therefore lends credibility to pizzagate. Like, it's not that you call someone a dick sucker to offend them with zero evidence that they actually suck dicks, it's that your brain is riddled with lesions from huffing petrol to the point where you actually believe that that was a somewhat factual statement because an entirely unrelated person did in fact suck some dicks.
Probably, but then you can use it to say that the lady doth protest too much. By explaining their thought process in a way that doesn't involve knowing that pizzagate is true and covering for it, you just completely nullified that particular argument.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
uh not sure how to tell you this dude but thats exactly what it is
they used to call it "pedowood" back in the day, its the same thing
you should really stop placing so much faith in american media if you want to avoid being constantly confused and mislead
no, just that theyre easily convinced by propaganda, in this case tv segments claiming shit was debunked without explaining how and pretending it was all about this guys pizza shop
nah just anyone who gets all snarky about it has obviously been lied to and isnt particularly clever or worth discussing it with if they werent able to recognise it for what it was
nigga you cant talk about tribalism when youre sat there denying pedos specifically because you dont like trump or whatever
like youre really obviously politically motivated
boy you sure like to fill in the blanks yourself dont you
nobodys relying on you to believe anything you goof, theyre saying pedos being arrested is good regardless because it will eventually lead to higher up pedos being arrested
the people repeating it are just dumb and irrelevant
the source of the propaganda protests too much, and its completely coincidentally all made by the guy who buttfucked that pizza shop owner
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-09
No, it is not. Pizzagate is a very particular belief that the particular ping pong pizza establishment hosts a pedophile ring, connected to various figures in the Hillary Clinton's campaign that frequented it. With lots of "proof" to that end.
It has nothing to do with a belief in such facts that pedophile rings exist, that they oftentimes have members and protectors in high places, or that FBI busts them occasionally.
You can believe the latter while recognizing the former as a deranged conspiracy bullshit.
I think that you're literally retarded and I'm just wasting my time with you. I can't possibly make you see your retardation and feel upset or become a better person because you're too retarded for that. Like, you literally have the memory of a goldfish and forget what you said a bunch of comments above.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
lol good thing we have experts like you that read a shareblue article once to tell me what its all about
well youre wasting your time but thats only because you dont listen or understand anything, you just keep saying stuff
like imagine getting angry at people who say "lets stop pedophilia" because one of the pedos friends wrote an article threatening to ridicule you as a conspiracy theorist
seems kind of weak tbh
nah i just bait you retards most of the time because its just that easy
rest assured these last couple are 100% sincere tho
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-09
I did not read a shareblue article, I read your own fucking comments.
Hold the horses, if you're a shareblue shill pretending to be a retarded pizzagater, that would explain everything. Except the part where you are paid for annoying a single person with your retardation.
No, it's pointing out how retarded the pizzagaters are in general, in their defense ("oh it's unfair to point out that there's no basement") and in further arguments like the one here. Pretending that any attack on their retardation is actually an attack on an anti-pedophile movement.
I can't even be bothered to find the image, pretend that I linked it.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
doubt it or you probably wouldnt be so wrong constantly
lol dont try to pin this on me just because youve been force fed so much propaganda that you cant wrap your head around simple concepts
so what youre saying is that you dont have any real points you just feel like sperging about it
lol what makes you think theres no basement if you havent read news articles about it, the only place that its actually ever asserted
check mate
incidentally heres the owner talking about having a basement
and heres a picture of him digging up said basement to renovate
effectively it is, look at how flippant you are about it despite being entirely uninformed
baiting you isnt pretending to be anything my dude, its just funny
n/a miraclebelly 2017-05-09
guys stop downvoting the lolcows, so many newfriends here recently.
>pedos being arrested all week where you been nigga this is retarded though, do you not see why? you responded to a question about pizzagate with something completely unrelated. pedos are arrested all the time, that's part of the FBI's job, but none of the recent arrests are related to pizzagate at all. are you trying to miss the point? I really hope you're trolling man, this level of retardation should be illegal.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
whats retarded is assuming that my replies to people who sperg about pizzagate are anything but more bait
i really shouldnt have to explain this shit at all, let alone every third post i make
n/a miraclebelly 2017-05-09
Yeah, in retrospect it should've been obvious, but it's tough to tell with you sometimes. I don't think the guy you were replying to was really sperging out though, there was a lot more of that in the_donald/conspiracy. Have a productive and fulfilling day my friend.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
i dunno dude theres a handful of people in this sub who act the troll pretty convincingly, but you can just say "pizzagate" and theyll start getting legit angry and calling people idiots and shit
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-05-09
Pizzagate is real tho. Madeleine Mcann went out, Madeleine McCann didn't come back. Can't explain that!
n/a yetanothercfcgrunt 2017-05-09
The conspiracy theory is that everyone is out to get Trump.
n/a Wordshark 2017-05-09
Does anybody really consider that just a theory that could be wrong?
n/a Tidusx145 2017-05-09
Turns out skeptics can be fanatics as well. Who knew?
n/a LuigiVargasLlosa 2017-05-09
The real reason he fired him is that Comey made Trump look like a manlet. He's too physically intimidating
n/a TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-05-09
comey is a meanie who wont give trump the cummies and you know it.
n/a AlreadyPorchNaked 2017-05-09
Imgur link: http://i.imgur.com/jr8btVV.jpg
The Deputy Attorney General's (Rod Rosenstein) letter advising he fire Comey is nuts too. "I cannot defend the Director's handling of the conclusions of the investigation of Secretary Clinton's emails, and I do not understand his refusal to accept the nearly universal judgment that he was mistaken....The Director was wrong to usurp the Attorney General's authority on July 5, 2016, and announce his conclusion that the case should be closed without prosecution...the Director should have said the FBI had completed its investigation and presented its findings to federal prosecutors..." Goes on to criticize the holding the press briefing announcing that decision. Basically: Not the FBI's job to decide who is prosecuted, and cites several former AGs and Deputy AGs criticizing Comey.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
I could not have imagined a world as crazy as this one.
Is Domald Trompf trying to run the country using chaos magic?
n/a theherps 2017-05-09
Its how he got elected.
Play to your strength i guess
n/a TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-05-09
he's mentally a child. this is a child's attempt to clear wrong doing.
n/a babybopp 2017-05-09
No loyalty amongst thieves
n/a Bob_fromaccounting 2017-05-09
Comey finally paying the price for accepting a bribe to not prosecute hillary
n/a LemonScore 2017-05-09
kek
n/a McFluffTheCrimeCat 2017-05-09
n/a JeansWest_NewJack 2017-05-09
Thank you for not adding the "probably" at the end. That trend is so irritating.
n/a NewdAccount 2017-05-09
n/a zesty0 2017-05-09
Aw man I like that.
n/a mikerhoa 2017-05-09
Sad.
n/a freememes420 2017-05-09
http://i.imgur.com/kzhpo6a.png
n/a DodgeIvan 2017-05-09
Comey sucking up to Trump "Dont fire me, Im not trying to investigate you!"
n/a Hellkyte 2017-05-09
He could t get Comey to say that Trump was echo seated so he just says that he said it. Really really subtle politics. Like when I'm watching TV with my wife and I'm like "hey baby thanks so much for telling me those three times that it was cool if I hook up with your sister."
n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-09
God, with that name I bet he was the butt of all the jokes in school.
I mean, Archibald is a terrible name.
n/a neutralvoter 2017-05-09
nah, he bent his bare johnson shouting 'arc a bald cock comin through' every morning like a boss
n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-09
"Oh look, it's Archibald Cox. Hey Archibald, were Mr and Mrs Cox high when they called you Archibald? Archibald is a stupid name" That's what they'd say.
n/a SabadoGigantes 2017-05-09
Damn. I know it's /r/drama but have some mercy.
n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-09
DAMN IM MEAN AS HELL
n/a riemann1413 2017-05-09
lol cocks
n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-09
I don't get it.
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
Lol archibalds
n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-09
Same.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-05-09
We all know you get it....in the shitter
n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-09
Girl, that's a reach
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-05-09
HAWT
n/a Tobans 2017-05-09
show bussy?
n/a satanismyhomeboy 2017-05-09
It's an introspective look at the meaninglessness of the human condition
n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-09
What you're telling me is that /u/riemann1413 is a cockhungry bottom?
Colour me shocked.
n/a riemann1413 2017-05-09
lol u wild
wyd?
n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-09
w am i not d'ing tbh
n/a riemann1413 2017-05-09
well u could be d'ing me ;)
n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-09
big if tru
n/a riemann1413 2017-05-09
i sure hope it's big
post pixxx so i can be sure
n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-09
Oh my god, you're trying to bamboozle me rn. I just know it.
n/a riemann1413 2017-05-09
no bb don't be like that
i'm just tryna see some dick
n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-09
I am reporting you to the admins for sexual harassment.
n/a jubbergun 2017-05-09
Well, he did win the 2016 JD Powerbottom Award for cock gobbling, so...yeah.
n/a pepperouchau 2017-05-09
haha le rick and morty
n/a satanismyhomeboy 2017-05-09
Pickle Rick > Tony Soprano
n/a FTFallen 2017-05-09
WTF I love Comey now!
n/a Bronafide 2017-05-09
Comey back to national hero status because he got fired by Trump
n/a caffienatedjedi 2017-05-09
At this point, I think we could solve the worlds demand for energy with how often opinion of Comey has flipped.
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
I mean his actions only make sense if he is a redpilled Jewish lizard person in the pocket of big pizza.
Or I guess a mildly incompetent Republican bureaucrat trying to constantly cover his own ass.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
> Republican
might want to check that again frendo
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
I didn't think him switching his party registration to independent last year had fooled anyone, I see I was wrong.
The lesson, as always, is to never overestimate internet retards.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
Yea man I get facts like what your party registration are don't matter compared to your feelings
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
There are a lot of autism jokes thrown around here, but I am genuinely worried that you don't know what feelings are.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
Naw man tell me why the FBI director needed to do this to fool anyone
Tell me about this Comey changing his registration conspiracy and how you know the real reasons behind it, it sounds really interesting
Dude you don't even know what Feelz>Realz means
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
I am pretty sure "Feelz>Realz" means "I don't go outside enough"
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
I want to hear about the reasons the FBI director has for leaving the republican party for the redditor how has inside knowledge about why he did it.
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
Maybe he switched it to independent last year to seem more, i don't know, independent or something.
Stop me if I'm going too fast for you.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
Your really shitty at conspiracy theories but it's hilarious you think you've unveiled the secret mechanisms of a guy leaving his political party to appear more independent as some crazy scheme to do what when he donated to McCain and Rommey before and if you had any idea about Republicans you'd be able to figure it out.
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
A known side effect of literacy.
n/a [deleted] 2017-05-09
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n/a justcool393 2017-05-09
Unspammed.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
wut?
the picture didn't work? its the top Google Result
is there some computer stuff I don't understand happening?
What does Unspammed mean is this like the direct linking leeching thing?
n/a justcool393 2017-05-09
Because of the domain, it was spam filtered by reddit. I approved your post, so its there now. Just letting you know.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
oh kay I just assumed it was one of those meme sites like I Can Has Cheezburger
It's what I get for not being willing to upload to imgur thanks
n/a justcool393 2017-05-09
It is from what I can tell, but a lot of those are known to use vote manipulation to boost their site's traffic, so a lot of them are automatically spam filtered.
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
Lol, get a better hobby
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
Pretty pathetic how you still haven't defended something you are willing to call people retarded over when you don't even know when Comey left the party
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
Pretty pathetic that you believe that he changed his political ideology based on changing his party registration. Perhaps his poor handling of ongoing investigations in association with him throwing tbe election to Trump made him want to distance himself from the party.
But alas no, you are the dumbest asshole on the face of the fucking planet, and this is ehy trump won.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
He did it on 07/05/16
How do you people even come up with these theories that would require Comey to be a time traveler to work and then have the gall to insult people who think you are fucking retarded.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
Wow I guess centrists really are the most smartestest
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
Naw fam you legit have no idea what you are talking about and just want to Reee about Comey it's okay to just admit it.
Like you've had tons of time to come up with a reason The Head of The FBI would need to appear more independent while really not being it
your boring
n/a simplyshaun 2017-05-09
Yeah, I'm glad he is fired but worried because I think there's less chance of a proper investigation now
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
nice
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-09
Naw this one's going to Eric trump this time.
n/a LadyVetinari 2017-05-09
Is he Uday or Qusay?
n/a mikerhoa 2017-05-09
I think he's the one holding the severed elephant tail.
n/a ProgressiveFragility 2017-05-09
Randy Hickey.
n/a froibo 2017-05-09
About time Barron gets in on the family business.
n/a Elmepo 2017-05-09
Nah Barons going to the NSA. I hear he's good with the cyber
n/a yetanothercfcgrunt 2017-05-09
wow original
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-05-09
IMO, the impeachment proceedings should begin now. There is some epic level concealing going on about Russia that he's trying to intimidate into non-existence.
n/a froibo 2017-05-09
Republicans are cock blocking everything.
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-05-09
It won't. It gets thrown out, and that will probably trigger massive rioting or exodus.
n/a StezzerLolz 2017-05-09
Look, I've just accepted that the world as we know it is probably doomed. Learn some valuable, internationally-viable skills, and don't have children until it's all over. Then be ready to jump ship to the least-fucked-location when shit starts getting bad.
n/a Eitdgwlgo 2017-05-09
Read about history and past empires and realize you're buying into the fear mongering.
n/a StezzerLolz 2017-05-09
I mean, the history of past empires tends to be that they messily collapse. That's why they're past empires.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
fair points on both sides! brb going to go kill myself.
n/a Stuntman119 2017-05-09
You make a fair point too.
n/a ricardogce 2017-05-09
People living through the end of the Roman Empire probably didn't realize the Empire was ending. It was such a long, slow process that generations lived and died as "Romans", even after the Gothic invasions. Rome was Rome, the office of the Emperor continued to exist, and life went on.
If we continue this shitshow over the next decade, America's influence will wane, and we'll become what the UK is now: A former hegemon, and an important player, but not top dog anymore. There won't be some sort of sharp fall, it'll be so gradual most people won't realize it.
n/a Akilroth234 2017-05-09
no, you make sure you have as many children as soon possible, they're basically living slaves until they're eighteen
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-09
lol you guys are such colossal crybabies.
"Oh no I'm a pampered twat that lives in the greatest nation in history and the cultural pendulum has swung away from slavish degeneracy for a bit! Boo hoo hoo I am doomed, how can I live if my general faggotry is not supported at the federal level???"
n/a StezzerLolz 2017-05-09
...I'm not even an american, lol...
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-09
Oh no, that suuuuuuuuucks
n/a Sloppysloppyjoe 2017-05-09
Piss Tapes please 🤗🤗🤗
n/a why_macron_won 2017-05-09
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
I am not confident that you know what you are doing.
n/a TedCruzIsAFilthyRato 2017-05-09
You have no idea how this joke works, do you?
n/a mikejarrell 2017-05-09
I know I don't. Can you ELI5?
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-05-09
Actually the joke is good now.
n/a SamWhite 2017-05-09
I kind of prefer for it to be spammed around randomly.
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-09
Too many layers of irony to swim through, here.
n/a because_le_pen_lost 2017-05-09
n/a seoulsun 2017-05-09
still waiting for the evidence, goy
n/a JumbledFun 2017-05-09
It's almost like law organizations don't air all their evidence as they collect it in the middle of an investigation...
n/a thebuscompany 2017-05-09
Nah, apparently they just leak everything that looks the slightest bit incriminating.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
I mean it worked for Benghazi
Look how many scalps they've collected for how much the Democrats said it was a pointless waste of time
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
It was this comment that earned you a maroon "idiot" tag in RES
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
Man I wish I was so dumb I couldn't figure out what this sentence has to do with Republican's partisan Benghazi investigation it'd make my life so much more peaceful.
Does your caretaker let you sit on their lap when you use the computer or are you a big boy?
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
The false equivalency between Benghazi and this situation is the dumb part.
I only have a $100 Chromebook, and I have one of those Amazon warranties where they will replace the whole thing when you inevitably drop it into the toilet, so, yeah, my caretaker lets me use it unsupervised.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
You understand the conversation is about when during the Benghazi investigation
This was the Republicans playbook so during the Russian investigation the democrats should do it because it worked so well for the Republicans
What's good enough for the Goose is good enough for the Gander
Want to explain why Americans dying in the middle east isn't as bad as the amazing password runner4567 being cracked
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
tl;dr, tl;dc
My actual only point is that it is very hard for Democrats to translate Republican plays, as they are not insane extremists and their base is moderately less retarded.
It is endlessly entertaining when Democrats do anything at all and Republicans, in this order:
1) Deliberately spread conflicting misinformation
2) Blame media for misinformation
3) Pretend that they have never heard of the current topic, then try to move on as if it never happened. Le literally Benghazi who?
4) Scream Witness me and threaten to destroy the entire government in nuclear hellfire
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
I mean you still think that is true? Like really.
The March for Science, the PussyHat March, the Trump Won lets burn things down March, Bill Nye "the Boiling Water in a erlenmeyer flask" Guy
Everyone is equally retarded, once you accept that you can become a true south park neutral and feel superior to both sides
People are going to ask to be shown the evidence, if the Democrats can't play the outraged investigator it's time to learn because literal months of "This is the end of Trump" just leads to outrage fatigue.
n/a Wowbagger1 2017-05-09
Where is that shitty mspaint image of a centrist when you need it?
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
http://i.imgur.com/0wU9VL6.jpg
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
It's hard to stop doing anything but "THIS IS THE END OF TRUMP" when they have no political power whatsoever at the moment. ayy lmao.
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n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
y havnt u banned dis yet
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
Actually there is zero difference between good and bad things, you moron, you absolute moron
-le glorious le centrists le truth is in le middle
Being a Californian scientist, it's weird having my centre-left position conflated with far-right authoritarian nationalism.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
http://i.imgur.com/0wU9VL6.jpg
" It's weird that my state full of far leftists is being compared to authoritarian nationalism when we both wanted to secede"
Why are you using the Canadian spelling of Center?
Have you considered you're the moron who can't spell?
n/a Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-05-09
Pick 1 of the 2 plz.
n/a SabadoGigantes 2017-05-09
I don't think the FBI is in the business of caring about giving evidence to faggot 20 somethings who work at restaurants.
n/a LordBlackmore 2017-05-09
You should go to the hospital. You seem to have suffered a brain injury.
n/a FTFallen 2017-05-09
r u retarded
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
lol knew thered be at least one of these in here
dont expect too much or your balls will go past blue and just explode
n/a Flying_Momo 2017-05-09
Lol not a Trump supporter but you liberals been impeaching Trump before he got sworn in. Trump will not be impeached now. Infact the way Dems are being pussies and pansies, expect a GOP prez in 2020. If Dems want to win, they have to either nominate an old centrist white guy or a young hot white military veterans. Pocahontas should stick to wailing in interviews and Senate sessions while any "diverse" folks have to be eye candy. America won't elect a woman or PoC soon, at least not till 2024
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-09
I'm sorry about your learning disability.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
You know, some people have moderator extensions that allow them to check these claims with the click of a button. Idiot.
n/a throwaway03022017 2017-05-09
Stfu faggit
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
k
n/a Flying_Momo 2017-05-09
Lol haven't been subbed to T_D. I do go there to comment and call out their stupidity
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
it's more worldnews and india that are the bad parts, but okay, fair enough
n/a Illyana_Rasputin 2017-05-09
Good for Trump that impeachments are useless.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-09
lol
n/a Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-05-09
Well that's what happens when you have 0 political capital on either side of the aisle.
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-09
That was the case like 6 months ago, though. This only happened today because he wouldn't lie about Trump and Pence knowing about Flynn's BS at the onset.
n/a Akilroth234 2017-05-09
comey irl
n/a neutralvoter 2017-05-09
i mean on the one hand it's depressing that businesses run everything now so they can let government become a reality tv show, but on the other hand, it makes for some good drama. At least, until they start doing shit on purpose for the ratings and still call it reality.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-05-09
we crossed that point 'bout 9 months back ya donk
n/a TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-05-09
More like 90 years ago, ya donk. Does nobody else still remember the Lusitania?
n/a grungebot5000 2017-05-09
no
n/a StickmanPirate 2017-05-09
I remember the Cant
n/a why_macron_won 2017-05-09
n/a froibo 2017-05-09
Dank
n/a AlreadyPorchNaked 2017-05-09
2 days - should have made accounts for both Macron and LePen months ago. Low energy - sad!
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-05-09
butthurt americans upvoting this shit meme lol
n/a Silented 2017-05-09
kys
n/a shamwu 2017-05-09
You're a butt hurt American and didn't upvote this.
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-09
dumbass stereotype realistically portraying my alma mater lol
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-05-09
I'll hurt your butt 😏😏😏
n/a DannyLee90 2017-05-09
gottem 👌😂
n/a FTFallen 2017-05-09
Corndog
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-05-09
/u/The_Reason_Trump_Won has been posting this kind of shit for months, and yet the second someone turns the tables on you, you whine? Pathetic.
n/a Velvet_Llama 2017-05-09
>the South.
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-05-09
I already like you better than the other one.
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-05-09
WTF I love Comey now
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-05-09
Bizarre tweet from Snowden
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
Seems pretty Snowdanish to me. He clearly thinks America shouldn't have a political class that's above the law.
n/a LuigiVargasLlosa 2017-05-09
These kinds of tweets show why he's not like Assange. I've got some respect for this particular Russian puppet
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-05-09
If my choices were Russian puppet and US govt sex toy I wouldn't think twice товарищ.
n/a TrailerParkBride 2017-05-09
Also he didn't rape anybody
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-05-09
Assange didn't rape anyone retard
n/a hexane360 2017-05-09
Why try to deny it if it's not true Hmmmmmm?
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-05-09
Fuck, I guess you're right, denying accusations against you is cut and dry proof of guilt tbh
n/a hexane360 2017-05-09
So you're saying you're Assange? Now your true purpose has been revealed
n/a pepperouchau 2017-05-09
lol homeboy wants attention since he isn't even in the top 10 of fucked up things the US Gov is doing these days
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
isnt manning getting pardoned or some shit too
maybe he wants in on the action
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
n/a grungebot5000 2017-05-09
who the fuck
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
I was just explaining what happened with manning
n/a grungebot5000 2017-05-09
ō
n/a Stuntman119 2017-05-09
Ø
n/a Elmepo 2017-05-09
Pretty sure Manning is pardoned. I can remember reading about how Obama wanted to push it through so Trump couldn't cancel it.
n/a Flying_Momo 2017-05-09
Homeboy might be a geek but he has a hot stripper bae
n/a poopy_ass 2017-05-09
Commuted sentence, not pardoned.
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-05-09
Fucking lol!
n/a SovietWarfare 2017-05-09
And thank heavens he did! Just more swamp draining that the liberals obviously hate (Because they are all the swamp). Liberals get another big heap of BTFO.
n/a LuigiVargasLlosa 2017-05-09
Bloated Trump Fellating Oligarchs?
n/a Kgalindo7 2017-05-09
Lmao filling the swamp with a different kind of creature. I wonder what comey was investigating that got him fired. Hmmm
n/a Akilroth234 2017-05-09
honestly at this point, the corruption is so ubiquitous i may as well vote for a guy who ensures my cis white patriarchy
n/a Kgalindo7 2017-05-09
Well at least you're honest about it.
n/a Akilroth234 2017-05-09
i don't know when the irony ends and my honesty begins
my identity has been erased a long time ago, and i have become a parody of myself
my jaded post-modern nihilistic sense of humor has erased my individuality and replaced it with lies and empty laughter
this is a cry for help
please
help me
n/a miraclebelly 2017-05-09
looks down and whispers no
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-09
That's the scene from "Sarcastaball"!
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-09
Nothing. He was failing to prosecute anyone. He gets no results, so he is fired.
n/a SovietWarfare 2017-05-09
The swamp is being drained, I repeat, the swamp is being drained!
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
At this point i'm pretty convinced /r/Politics lives in some alternate parallel dimension from my own
n/a nonplussed__ 2017-05-09
I can't wait for them to fiiiinally start calling trump out
n/a TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-05-09
Rachel Maddow especially has been a STICK IN THE MUD over Trump.
Constantly praising the bastard all day. I wish she would just talk for once about his ties to Russia.
/s
n/a grungebot5000 2017-05-09
nobody watches opinion shows anymore
n/a TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-05-09
ur MOM doesnt watch opinion shows oooooooooooo shit 😂😂😂👌😂👌😤😤🔥🔥🔥👌😂🔥
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-05-09
T O L D
O
L
D
n/a DannyLee90 2017-05-09
damn, son
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-05-09
Reddit allowing emojis was a mistake.
n/a Nomadlads 2017-05-09
Emojis are japan's fault TBH.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-05-09
Most things are.
n/a jaggyjames 2017-05-09
Says the dude who posts in the_donald lol
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
so just to be clear what do you think of this statement and why did me disagreeing with it make you so butthurt you had to look through my post history to find something to accuse me of wrongthink with?
n/a Hellkyte 2017-05-09
Not like any regular here has to look deep into your post history. Not that your wrong with politics living in an alternate reality.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
My entire state is a third alternate reality thank you very much
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-09
Mfer you post in T_D, you do live in an alternate reality.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
so just to be clear what do you think of this statement and why did me disagreeing with it make you so butthurt you had to look through my post history to find something to accuse me of wrongthink with?
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-09
Mfer I seen you round here I already knew about your mental condition.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
Why are you mad
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-09
You dumb
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-05-09
Well yea
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-05-09
he broke kayfabe about 2 months ago. He's dumb on purpose
n/a Oxus007 2017-05-09
bah gawd
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-05-09
I live in the reality in which Donald John Trump, First of His Name, The Unstumped, Warden of the West and God-Emperor of Mankind...
is the motherfucking President.
Bitch.
n/a RestoreFear 2017-05-09
Do you have to practice to be this retarded
n/a ProgressiveFragility 2017-05-09
being on the right side of history comes natural to most people.
it's only the left's unnatural and self-destructive degeneracy that requires practice.
n/a yetanothercfcgrunt 2017-05-09
You clearly missed the part where they were brownnosing him over launching Tomahawks at Syria and dropping the MOAB on ISIS.
n/a newcomer_ts 2017-05-09
Does anyone do anything meaningful anymore?
Seems drama is the biggest sector of US economy.
If drama industry were a country it would have GDP of France.
n/a NSFForceDistance 2017-05-09
This is why Macron won am I doing this right
n/a hexane360 2017-05-09
Trump just fired the man leading a counterintelligence investigation into his campaign, on the same day that the Senate Intelligence commitee requested financial documents relating to Trump's business dealings from the treasury department that handles money laundering.
"I AM THE SENATE"
n/a fingerpaintswithpoop 2017-05-09
autistic Sith shrieking
n/a jubbergun 2017-05-09
Yeah, because when I want to launder money, I do it through real estate, where everything is meticulous tracked and there's a huge paper trail. /s
The best way to launder money is businesses that relies heavily on cash transactions with little in the way of tracking or receipts, like a car wash or laundromat. The idea that Trump was laundering money with the types of businesses he owns is beyond retarded, yet I keep seeing it pop up here on Reddit.
n/a StickmanPirate 2017-05-09
Yeah dude, I mean you watched breaking bad so clearly you know all about laundering money.
n/a jubbergun 2017-05-09
No, no, you watch Breaking Bad to learn chemistry, not how to manage criminal enterprises. You watch The Sopranos for that.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-05-09
Beyond retarded. If you want to learn how to efficiently operate criminal enterprises, you need to watch Mafia's Greatest Hits on American Heroes Channel.
n/a jubbergun 2017-05-09
I don't have time for the advanced degree course, man.
n/a clavulanate 2017-05-09
https://i.imgur.com/KjhHWfE.png lol
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-09
It's funny out of context
n/a Akilroth234 2017-05-09
what's the context?
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-09
Too much work to explain
n/a delethotheads 2017-05-09
oh so you want us to think you're a retard?
n/a DannyLee90 2017-05-09
>actually expecting an effortpost on /r/Drama
n/a delethotheads 2017-05-09
no effort would be not commenting at all, he commented with a supposed rebuttal but did not explain it even slightly, making him look like a retard.
n/a DannyLee90 2017-05-09
n/a Let_you_down 2017-05-09
Honestly I'm impressed when most of you shit monkeys chained to typewriters manage to get enough letters in the right order that they form words.
I do not expect sentences or thoughts to come out of /r/drama.
Any relation regarding this lost to any other in this thread is purely coincidental and should be attributed to auto-correct. I really just took your mom's sick and wiped it across the keyboard on my phone.
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-09
k
n/a jubbergun 2017-05-09
It's funny in context. Keith Olbermann is the poster child for the left-wing version of apoplectic and impotent rage.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-05-09
to be fair, the guy who could fire Comey wasn't under investigation on nov 6th
n/a Akilroth234 2017-05-09
lol
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
D: Comey should have been fired long ago, so it's a little weird that you are doing it now, amidst mounting evidence of your incompetence and corruption.
R: WOW SUCH HYPOCRITES LOL I AM A SENTIENT SATELLITE ORBITING THE POINT, CONSTANTLY PERFORMING AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE THAT EXPLAINS MY OWN IDIOCY.
wow i guess le truth is in le lol le middle le
you r v smart
n/a Wordshark 2017-05-09
Do you think there could ever possibly be a moment that be Dems wouldn't saw was "amidst mounting evidence of [his] incompetence and corruption?"
n/a ricardogce 2017-05-09
Yes, but it would require the evidence to stop piling up.
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
do you think there could ever be a moment where Trump doesn't do something evil in the stupidest way possible?
n/a cucumbercreamcheese 2017-05-09
/u/comeyqumqat
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
ahahahahaha
just when i thought the crazy had died down a bit were back in full swing
never change america
n/a ClonedCarl 2017-05-09
Cryin' Chuck Schumer stated recently, "I do not have confidence in him (James Comey) any longer." Then acts so indignant. #draintheswamp
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862135824745467905
Nope. Our one bipartisan moment. This man's position at the FBI is no longer tenable #FireComey
https://twitter.com/keitholbermann/status/795367470991372288
TO HELL WITH YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKING TRAITOR.
https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/862139988548485125
n/a captainpriapism 2017-05-09
keith olbermann cracks me up
didnt he use to be a "real" reporter with a show and stuff, i never remembered him being this crazy back in the day
n/a RenegadeJoeson 2017-05-09
Sticky this you worthless mods
n/a respaaaaaj 2017-05-09
Best way to get their attention is to report it
n/a justcool393 2017-05-09
If the OP gets 30 reports with the same report reason, I'll sticky it.
n/a thelordchaosoflight2 2017-05-09
Let's all coordinate reporting with 'dude mayocide lmao'
n/a I_smell_like_bacon 2017-05-09
http://i.imgur.com/c4jt321.png
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-09
And once again like clockwork, the gun bellows out clouds of smoke, everyone panics, and nothing will happen.
n/a -Princeps- 2017-05-09
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-05-09
i forgot about this meme, dank
n/a Civilityisgolden 2017-05-09
Good, Comey did not do his job correctly he ignored corruption to keep his job.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-05-09
T I M I N G
n/a mikerhoa 2017-05-09
Hey who knows, being a banana republic might be fun. I mean even the name sounds fun.
n/a froibo 2017-05-09
Do we all get banana hammocks?
n/a NotJIm99 2017-05-09
Grand jury subpoenas issued in FBI's Russia investigation.
n/a Akilroth234 2017-05-09
holy fuck, did you guys know comey is 6'8"?
n/a Illuminatesfolly 2017-05-09
fake news, comey is a lizard person
n/a Nomadlads 2017-05-09
>Under 7'2"
What a manlet.
n/a justcool393 2017-05-09
My standing offer
n/a yetanothercfcgrunt 2017-05-09
Not as much butthurt as I would've expected.
n/a blacknblue12 2017-05-09
how r u
n/a justcool393 2017-05-09
good, yourself?
n/a wlrj 2017-05-09
Trump is the anti-Oedipus. Both were abominable leaders, but Oedipus seeked out the truth no matter how horrific while 45 is doing his best to hide the truth.
Oh wait... this subreddit isn't for that kind of drama...
n/a Plexipus 2017-05-09
You may be on to something... Oedipus fucked his mom while Trump wants to fuck his daughter.
n/a wlrj 2017-05-09
It's a really deep play whose abstract themes apply to the current POTUS situation, but if you just want to apply the sex stuff that happens to work too! What a time to be alive.
n/a Plexipus 2017-05-09
I'll be clawing out my eyes shortly.
n/a Velvet_Llama 2017-05-09
Ok, this shit isn't cute anymore.
n/a anothergodamnaccount 2017-05-09
Mayocide now pls