I'm on a plane. AMA

8  2017-05-11 by MasterLawlz

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In the poor seats or the valuable person seats?

It's Southwest Airlines, it's literally nothing BUT poor seats

Are you stuck next to a differently sized person?

Yes but he's at least trying to sleep

are you tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane?

and by snakes i mean visibly minorities

Have you started committing mayocide yet? Also are the stewardesses at least attractive?

It's the current year, most stewardesses are old now

Ok, are let me put it this way: Are the female flight attendants are at least hot?

I'd fuck them but only cause I have mommy issues

Flight Attendant unions were a mistake.

What kind of explosives are you going to use?

I managed to sneak on some baby shampoo, that should be enough to cause another 9/11

you monster

Southwest Airlines GOAT airline but you gotta buy the early boarding pass and use it to sit in the exit seat

I've never read her work, isn't she like the mother of conservatism or something?

It's a whole bunch of psuedo-economic bullshit. Whole bunch of rich white men and the markets never cycle up or down.

your flair belongs on /r/crappydesign

"shitpost world pride wide"

lol

Do you have wifi

Not OP but fly Southwest a lot. I believe it's 8 bucks for 30 minutes or an hour.

Thank god for offline viewing.

No I'm commenting on reddit via telepathy

I finesse free WiFi whenever I fly

No but he has waifu

Please confirm that the earth is flat. Let's defeat the globalist shills once and for all.

Do it for Kyrie, Wilson and Draymond.

Worse, it's pyramid shaped

Would you say the sex was worth it?

Question: I like your flair.

Thanks :)

they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

Have we started the fire?

rye! the fire rises!

BOM BOMB BOMB

U gunman u need to be vigilant, is dis true or it’s an invention fo other alterior motives best known 2 himself eg kurovha basa. Moreover 2 my surprise dis isnt di 1st time 2 hear stories of dis nature involving dis gunaz is it a coincidence or what tel me.

What flight number?

What will YOU do to bring about mayocide?

Was getting caught part of your plan?