I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Bro you defended child porn and you use the n-word despite being white. All jokes aside, it's much more than that that set me off. You mentioned me by comment in 3 different places before I messaged you. Like yeah I'm gonna fuck with you, get over it. Be the bigger person for once in your life. Not in terms of weight. You are always the biggest person in terms of weight, don't worry friendo!

This sounded a lot better in your head, didn't it?

All the voices in my head sound great, thanks for asking! You're 27, get off of Reddit and get a job!

If you're gonna be a lolcow, at least be a good one.

You know saying nigger doesn't actually do anything to anyone, right?

I mean, I'd pay you to say that out loud, in front of people, in North St, Louis to test your hypothesis...

In that case it would be a bunch of poorly educated people who did something to somebody, the same way you'd get jumped for badmouting the wrong sports team around meatheads the world over.

You know he was literally shaking in anger from that right?

I'm so sorry I got here late. You mined some fucking gold here mate.

I really don't understand how people get this mad over the internet...

Wow yeah he does seem legitimately mad! What the heck!

Alrighty, buddy.

/u/burnscasino why are you such a little bitch?

Bro I have no idea. Bad genetics!!

So you're on r/hiphopheads, but you believe weed smokers "hate their lives"? You are the biggest bitch and stupidest idiot I've seen in a while.

Fantastic alliteration my friend!!!! And yeah, weed is super bad! Whoever smokes that marijuana stuff should be stuffed in the slammer for life! I think that's something we can all agree on :)

Where? Biggest bitch? I can do better ;) Kindly explain yourself though, why are you a weirdo?

probably because my daddy was bloody face :/

He deleted his account too.

lmfao a bunch of basement dwelling dumbfucks scared him into deleting his account. He somehow manages to be more pathetic than us

It was more "me pretending to set up a fight with him and getting him to give me his address again, resulting in me finding his surname on Spokeo, and then resulting in me finding his Facebook account, and then resulting in me finding his girlfriend's account, and then resulting in me recommending that she find out what his boyfriend's Reddit account because I had a suspicion that her boyfriend was using his account to pick fights with people and to post his home address on the Internet where any total stranger can find it.

That's a dick move dude, give the guy a break

He'll be fine. He can become an MGTOW or something.

Nah, this is hilarious. Fuckin' sperglord doxxed himself.

He literally played himself. He unironically just DJ Khalid'd himself.

this nigga sent someone on reddit his address lmfao he's lucky it's being used to talk some sense into him

DLT doin homeslice and his (ex)gf a favor lmao

i like you

Can't delete his address.

Lmao that dude dumb as hell

/u/burnscasino, we could all meet at these coordinates and have a great time: 33.8958° N, 118.2201° W

Considering I live around the corner and I'm from Compton. That works. Want to meet at Jerrys? What time? Wowee cant wait to make Reddit friends in life! Thank you so much for the invite :)

I'll fight you, you weak shit. I live in Maple Grove, Minnesota. Book a flight to Minneapolis-Saint Paul. The Mall of America's not too far away, I'll meet you at the Sears. You game?

Tomorrow work? Can you pick me up from the airport please?

Tomorrow, yes.

Get a rental car or take a taxi, the Mall isn't too far away. Get on MN-5, get off at Exit 2C, then take the Killebrew Drive exit.

Too scared to meet at your house? I posted my address but you wanna meet in public? Hmmmmmm that tells me something about you!

Your address is censored out, how am I supposed to make it out behind the Paint squiggle? Mind posting it again so that I can cater to your alternative arrangement?

19 east Delaware avenue, Pennington, New Jersey.

Do something pussy. I'll be here.

Give me a second, Patrick.

Oh no!!! You got my name! I was so scared you would!

I gave you a second, did you get your flight? You just said you live in Minnesota. Get your story straight.

I don't even live in Minnesota. I don't even live in AMERICA.

But thanks for showing Reddit that you're dumb enough to give your address to anybody who says that they'll fight you. I'd call you stupid but that would be an insult to stupid people.

You said you live in maple grove? Like that is right in your original comment. Was that a lie?

Of course I live in Maple Grove, dumbass. I also run the Kwik-e-Mart.

So you made a whole comment, giving directions and everything and saying you'd fight me, to what? Look tough to people you don't know? Meanwhile, I give my real address and name. Just pointing out who the real "little bitch" is.

Be sure to tell your Chinese girlfriend how sorry you are after she's done yelling at your retarded ass. Don't cry though, the single life is great. Just get a girlfriend who's as smart as you (try California, the girls there couldn't beat a Slinky at Tic-Tac-Toe)

You just ruined some random dudes life hahahahahaha

Here's the two scenarios.

You're telling the truth - Fail. I told her to check what his Reddit account is if he had one. As soon as that's cleared up, there's no case to answer.

You're on damage control - Fail. I told her to check what his Reddit account is if he had one. As soon as you cave in, you're fucked.

I don't explicitly destroy lives without covering all bases. I make sure I'm only getting the right person. Damage control or not, you still failed hilariously.

You're just weird bro. I can choose random address too. Remember, you're the one who asked my name lmao I never said that was my name, I just said "yeah that's me." That's weird though, finding some random dude on Facebook and messaging his girlfriend to try and ruin his life because you think that he's someone you just threatened. That's really creepy lmao

So the story has changed from "fight me bro here's my address" to "oh shit you know my name bro you're a pussy lol" to "nah bro I'm kidding I chose a fake address". It sounds like you're freaking out a bit.

There's only two ways this ends: Nobody gets screwed, or you get screwed. And neither of these outcomes will screw me over, which makes me pretty damn pleased with myself.

Hugs and kisses,

A random fucker on the Internet messing with another random fucker on the Internet.

Love you!!

Fucker deleted everything. You guessed his name or something?

Nah, he gave an address, found a surname on Spokeo, found one of the residents on Facebook and contacted the person's girlfriend. I played safe and asked her to check what his Reddit account was to ensure I wasn't fucking somebody else's day up. Let's hope he's as dumb as we think.

Someone should have brought a camera, that was beautiful

The account was /u/burnscasino. Looks like he deleted his account.

In (un)loving memory of burnscasino's relationship with his girlfriend.

Fucker didn't know what hit him.

Jesus christ it's Jason Bourne.

I'm glad I limit what personal information I post.

Can you respond to my DM? I just got my flight to Minnesota and want to send you the info so you can pick me up? I'd hate to waste money to get there just for you to not meet me.

Sure, the Minnesota flight is just a stopover. Then get on the next flight to Stoke-on-Trent...

I love how you tried to look tough and told me to come to Minnesota to fight you and now you're backtracking as soon as I buy my flight.

You're scared as hell lmao

Also why the fuck would I want to go to the shittiest state in America that's only known for its abnormally large mall and fat white people?

Do not post personal information. I know this is your doxx, but this is prohibited on reddit.

Normally you would be banned permanently for this, however I'm willing to be nice and let you off with a warning. Please don't do it.

Thanks.

Lol I don't even live in the USA mate.

I get it, and I guessed that you lied, but users have known to be suspended even for fake doxx, and we have no way of verifying that it is false (I mean, unless its like coordinates to North Korea or something).

I'm not scared of jail. I just want to fuck your wife!

Lmao I booked my flight and then this dude says he doesn't live in Minnesota. This is a really attention whoring comment.

Can you fight me too? I live in Beijing.

Two mayos throwing sick moves will deffo attract a crowd...

I'm sure I can whip your fat faggot ass becoz i know six forms of kung fu...

Too expensive sorry bro!! Also that Kung fu shit is crazy!

I know six forms of kungfu including shaolin, jeet kun do, wing chun, buttchugging, phat coont, shit twizzle and fukk stix...

I'd pay to see that movie.

There's a couple hidden masters here that could show you bhu-sii

I'm too lazy to type that into Google maps, is that somewhere interesting?

If you read my comment you just responded too, hopefully you'd be able to pick up from context that it's in Compton.

Eh, easier to just, someone will respond.

Just Compton gun emoji

You didn't block out the address well enough - 6969 Autism St. Aspieville, CA

Actually it's 19 east Delaware avenue, Pennington, New Jersey. That was my old address!! Update your address book friends!!

Got it - 123 Spergerville Ln, Bussy City TN.

Lol my last name is lapera. Feel free to check if this is my real address. I would love if one of you did something to my house.

Lasperga? Holy shit.

Huh?

Your name is literally Italian for "the autist."

Yes it does!

There's a bussy city?!

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God what an idiot!

Yeah that guy is definitely low IQ! He seems scared of you! OP you're my hero!

Heeeeey just getting in on a classic thread, LOL

This is wild. You should report him!

OP WHYD YOU BLOCK HIS ADDRESS

Ha, what a weirdo. Wouldn't happen in Canada.

/u/burnscasino you're such a pussy!!

All I got from this is that you're afraid to 1v1 this dude IRL.

Also you missed the opportunity to send him to some tiny town in the middle of buttfuck nowhere where they shoot anyone they don't recognize. within 100 feet of them.

/u/burnscasino

Where the fuck you at, little bitch?

I will destroy you with my sikk kung fu skills. I will rip your heart out and show it to you before you die. I will strike your special pressure zone which makes you shit yourself, puke and blow all the snot out of your nose at the same time

Hawaii!!

You wish!

Anchorage is more the half-way spot...

Alright dealio, I'll be there!

Is his special pressure zone his prostate, because... science?

You're playing with fire right now u/burnscasino. I've gone through your post history, and I have to say, I don't really like what I'm seeing. I know your type, you're a third-rate hip-hop-head keyboard warrior. You think you can sit here covering your fingers in moral outrage and pledging allegiance to kanye as you spew shit at us? There are consequences for your actions, there always are.

You need to understand something, this stopped being just fun with "spiderman" and "kanye" all around, it stopped being that long ago. We live in an interconnected world, the internet is having a profound effect on real-world politics. It's called internet warfare, and it is just as vital as information warfare. It's been around for a while but the internet really shifted the whole game. When you say we're autistic manchildren you are attempting to slander our reputation, in essence you are interfering with our goals.

What is that goal you may ask? To rid reddit of little piles of shit. like. you. So I'm going to tell you what's going to happen right here, right now.

• You are going to delete every single one of your posts, every single one of them. I don't want to see a single post under your name, every single one of them is an affront to a migrane-free head.

• You are going to delete your piss shit account. You can make another one, if you follow the next rule.

• You are never going to post any more shit every again against /r/drama. spiderman, weed. etc. you get the idea.

This is not a warning anymore, this is not a request, this is an order that you are going to follow to the letter. If you, for any reason, or for any motivation, do not follow these instructions right fucking now, I will make your life a living hell. Or rather, we, we will. You better hope and pray you're using a VPN, it may help stall us for long enough to get your pale little male body out of the country to wherever ass fuck degenerates like yourself go when the jig is up.

You will follow these instructions through, or we will destroy you. I dare you to do something to the contrary, I dare you. I would love to see and hear your grimace and scream as I plunge a admin ban into your account. I would love to break every key on your keyboard from the space bar upwards. Do you have a body pillow (or other non-sexually-determinate free associate)? Stuffed animals? A picture of your mother before she left you? A disappointed father? Sibling? Friends? Don't​ bother answering that, we can find out anyway. How would you like to see their faces when they see your limp wristed posts in front of you? How would you like that? I'll show them your stupid fucking posts make you watch them choke on their own laughter.

You get the picture, you have one hour to comply with this request. Don't get any smart ideas.

So to get this straight you're really about to waste your time on a 17 year old with no parents? I don't have anything to hide. You're right, my mom did leave me at 3 years old to live with my aunt. My father died in 9/11 just after I was born. Out me, tell everyone my secrets and how shitty my life has been and how I do this just to get anger out as a therapeutic practice.

I know a better therapeutic practice that will end it all 🤔🤔🤔

Already tried 3 times :/ can never get the knot right

Dumb and retarded! The classic dual threat!

I can hear just fine, thank you very much!

Is suicide therapeutic?

The ultimate therapy.

Posting in an epic thread

I tried to PM you a hairless cat but can't attach pictures. Sorry friendo!

Next time someone asks me why ICE is needed, I'm gonna link them this thread lol

I heard going outside can be more therapeutic than play fighting on the Internet.

Is this guy for real?

This guy just got upset and deleted his account over dramapasta. Good lord, imagine being this stupid at 17

Happy to see another nihilist though. We have more in common than you think.

Also I don't really have any friends, if that's what you're trying to get at. Feel free to try and find someone that considers me their friend.

free speech on the internet just isn't a thing anymore?

if you want your "cyber warfare" to be taken seriously, shouldn't you not get upset if someone insults you and just move on? your point is that it slanders your reputation, right? which i guess if you're part of some sick hacking group like Anonymous that actually is doing something for the world then that is super dope and you should keep doing what you're doing. but if you're just some guy posting on reddit defending spiderman, honestly i have no idea where tf you got that from, you'll always be (maybe) some hacker who likes spiderman. that is your reputation. no one slandered it. you made it. free speech for you on the internet means free speech for all, mother fucker. you don't own the internet, you don't get to make the rules. go back to your safe space and come back when you can learn to play with everyone.

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i make an account like every week because i'm too lazy to verify my email but like for real is reddit just a safe space on the internet now where you can't say whatever you want without someone getting #upsettyspaghetti

Yes now fuck off

You decide to go through the registration process every week just so you don't have to check your mail?

/u/burnscasino I bet you won't come meet me so I can take that ass out back and pound it all night. Pussy.

OP you had a golden opportunity to make him fly to the sketchiest part of Detroit and hammer on the door of some drug den. Or send him to Alaska.

Another deleted account, +1 to causalities of drama.

So it turns out /u/burnscasino was full of shit, deleted his account and went to live with his auntie and uncle in bel air. What a faggoty fag.

Tbf with modbox and a quick search it'd take like two minutes to drag all that up.

Why somebody would want to do that is totally different question.

/u/burnscasino, I am /u/ay_what_up's alt. Meet me at Pioneer Square in Seattle tomorrow at high noon. I'll be wearing the fedora.

"My name is Allah Ackbar. I live at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500. I have a big house cause I'm seriously good at the internet and shit and make a million dollars a day. My gate is broken, so, you'll have to climb over the fence to ring the doorbell. Or you can just start screaming my name as you run up to the front door. I'll be right out."

Pioneer Square? What are you, an old black man?

Sounds like a seal who graduated top of his class.

Well you shouldn't have

What is with the fucking autists on reddit. I met one in the wild the other day. Had a minor spat months ago on how much we thought necromancer pack should cost (diablo 3 DLC). At no point did I commit to saying what it would cost, and he responds to a months old thread taunting me for literally nothing? I call him an autist faggot and then he REPORTS ME? And the mods delete both our posts. I fucking do not understand it. Ok you wanna have some fun shit talk months after the fact when facts are revealed. That's fine. But to cry to a mod when he gets it back? I am just utterly flabbergasted. Thank god I'm on /r/drama where I can say what I really mean without some nazis censoring me.