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Why do we have a SRDine as a mod? Just curious really, what with the canning and all.

You mean Oxus? He's been mod for like 2 years now, and I think he's only a mod here because he circlejerks with the best of them.

you can have him all he does at SRD is remove quality posts and oppress me

He should oppress you more bby

Thats exactly why I'm a mod here.

all he does at SRD is remove quality posts

Thats exactly why I'm a mod here

????

"quality"

Can't comment on your other thread but puppy http://i.imgur.com/J3RJF2i.jpg

oh man, so cute.

http://i.imgur.com/wou07D0.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/X56R5z1.jpg M

http://i.imgur.com/ThXfNuh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/DJqmDjJ.jpg

They help the ranch I work at in the summer herd horses. And the are so damn cute and the want to play constantly. Hopefully this makes you day of having to deal with fuck heads as a Mod better,

Why can't people ever just use reddit to look at titties and cars and puppies...

Don't let mod drama distract you from the fact that fuck oxus

this

you're all right sometimes, chimay-sipper

this but ironically

Apart from the extensive paedophile rings, Belgians are okay.

Aw chucks CS, you're being too nice!

Many have tried.

Also I just noticed /u/Phedre is gone too. Get rekt faggot SRDine!

Oh god about time.

Oxus is a saint.

kisses.

Oxus is a G. He does a good job whenever I see him in SRD.

How new are you? Oxus was a serial shitposter well before he started doing it for free at SRD.

redditor for 10 days

Aww fuck. I forgot to trawl your history looking for things to implicate you. Uhhh..... Airforce, eh? I knew you'd be some pigdog imperialist slave. How many babies did u murder????

As many as it takes.

You talking shit about Oxus? Meet me in Temecula fam

California, beautiful.

was

And still is.

In the end, there can be only one.

We'll be making a post about all of this drama when it concludes.

oh boy can't wait!

you dont have to wait i assume that its all in the modlogs

It's still unfolding, though

Assuming you're a survivor then?

they can't get rid of her, she's the only wholesome and good person in this whole sub

wholesome

someone who lusts after karma and stickies her own posts is not someone i would call wholesome

I don't do that!!

Y not? It's fun.

Stop defending the furry you fagort

j/k nothing wrong with being a furry /u/snallygaster

I'm not!

Any minute now...

how many healthcliff reaction pictures do you have

24 that are directly from the comics and show, plus 46 shoops/maymays, 11 pieces of fanart, a some isolations someone does of characters in the strips, and a bunch of the strips organized into categories

well i admire your dedication to surrealist garfield

jfc what are you even doing with your life, fam.

Appreciating Heathcliff

Heathcliff was a dope cartoon cat.

Truly the superior orange cat.

post Heathcliffy

Why doesn't your flair say "I'm bad mews"? Seems like a missed opportunity.

Take it up with Peter Gallagher

Ew no

we want it now u fucking serial killer

It's in the works.

When it's done you'll know.

pls stop oppressing my manhood

Can you please hurry this up? I'm supposed to call the doctor if my erection lasts more than 4 hours and this post has been up for two already

He's not the serial killer.

get the FUCK away from me

He's not the serial killer either.

This is fun! Like Cluedo, but if you're too slow you get shanked IRL.

you lot are trapped in here with me, im gonna shut this whole operation down

No do it now. I swear to god I will sit in my garage with the car cranked and the Eagles playing until you do it

bruh let us watch the shitshow in real time

And then you'll be adding me to the mod list, correct?

booting the only person who knew how into CSS for your sub

you done goofed Joan

It was actually her. She booted everyone below her and also booted people from other subs as well before demodding herself from everything.

juicy af

D E E T S

E

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Nothing really to tell, she does that sometimes. She'll be back.

she got drunk and de-modded all the people under her and she's going to get re-modded? The fuck kind of double standard is this shit?

She's done this once already just from the time I've been a user here if I remember right.

lol

the only sub I'd be mad if I was randomly de-modded is r4chan tbh

ur bad

not an argument

She's even been known to ban innocent Canadians who engage in harmless name pinging. Girl's basically Hitler.

innocent Canadians

Tell that to the baby seals.

oddly she didn't remove me or a few other People which I find strange.

How far down was she from the top?

I hope she's alright. :(

she was pretty high on the list. I know she was on the sidebar. Maybe 5 or 6?

4th

well, 3rd really, since jr is jwg.

/u/PizzaRollers is actually one of the greatest CSS prodigies of our time

Tbf you should make me a mod instead.

The Miley Cyrus gif makes me feel uncomfortable.

Stop drinking bae.

This was so retarded.

I don't understand why you would keep giving mods that do this shit full permissions.

that's exactly why

Do it now you gussy

WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?!?!?

mod me

Did my SRD thread get you to start posting here? I'm ashamed.

You still have to do the naked runescape stream btw

i like him so far. He's fitting in pretty well for a former srdine

kys

alright

kys

you'll fit in here just fine

oh shit lilpoundcake is gone. something major must have happened

damn that is crazy, she was never really big in the community and her placement seemed odd considering shes got tumblr humor, but her being gone is actually weird.

i also cant see comments in her profile either, but can find them on old /r/drama threads. wonder what the deal with that is

she was never really big in the community

you're showing your age

nigga dont expect me have been on rdrama for 4 years i was in fucking high school reading srd like a tard that long ago

i get that's she's been a good friend to one of the mods here forever but she hasnt posted often in the past 3 years

ok bby whatever you say

She was my source of RuPaul Drag Race drama and /r/MakeupAddiction shenanigans.

I know that. Pretty damn good drama. But that's basically her biggest contribution to this subreddit in the past year, besides having kickass nails and doing css stuff.

Tbh the last year has had shit drama all-round. If it's not Russian hacking it's Trumptards and/or Berniebros and if it's not either of them it's GooberGate.

she was never really big in the community

lurk more

Fucking kys if you talk like that about lilp.

wow rip

/u/MCDewjank finally wins!

who cares she sucked almost as bad as professional cunt/whore mircy

being this wrong

That means you've got extra space. Mod me, you incompetent retards! I promise to do nothing helpful and stir up shit.

/u/phedre

/u/_lilPoundCake

/u/MasterLawlz

what say you

Sure, /u/joan_wayne_gacy is an honorable man, so are the rest all honorable men

Post bussy.

bussy

I'm not sure what I expected.

Damn. You could drop a row of golf balls up in there.

Post your bitmoji.

I'm not taking it too hard

And by that I mean I'm definitely gonna kill myself over this

this is like what, the 5th time you've been de-modded?

I'm pretty sure the only reason they mod him is so that they can de-mod him a few months down the road.

Shh! He'll stop accepting the invite.

I will never stop, at this point it's a compulsive, if somewhat masochistic habit

Thank you may I please have another

Now you're conditioned to the stimulus, we'll punish you by taking it away. Stage 2 of Pavlov's experiment. Woo.

Now let's move on to the Stanford Experiment.

MFW he volunteers for it based on what he's heard about what happens to short white dudes in prison.

Stay strong.

Oh thank God, finally

Why can't we all be friends?

˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

Because fuck you, that's why.

^{ILY bby post bussy}

My head hurts because of a hangover, but I'll try...

(.)

I have a terrible hangover, but will try....

(.)

Holy shit this has been a big day for drama

Good. Fuck 'em all and let God sort 'em out.

^ How I approach orgies

Is this the start of that mayocide everyone has been talking about?

/u/awkwardtheturtle

And like the phoenix, I have arisen from my ashes

kys

the only person who's allowed to be mod of this sub with a dickbutt flair is /u/HodorTheDoorHolder

That's fair. I picked that flair way before I was a mod here. I changed it just for you, should be better now.

cool fam (but your flair hasnt changed)

also redpill me on this spicy drama, whats goin down

It's a top mod thing

Enjoy it while it lasts.

ominous

Fuck off lol, nepotism wins again.

ilybb <3

Mod me bby <3

You know I would if I could. I have cuck perms, can't even green-hat my comments . :^(

Waow D:

...how the fuck did a shitcunt like you get mod of 2x? XD

I hate men, particularly Cis White Men. They are literally everything that is wrong with the world.

^ literally my 2xc mod application

mayocide, when?

Teach me, Master D:

[removed]

Is no-one even gonna mention the fact that I got demodded too? Who the hell cares about rando's like /u/phedre and /u/_lilpoundcake

Go back to Naples, commie.

who

ikr, I had the taste of power for like 3 days and now, gone D:

I'll add you back as a mod once you unban me from r/shitamericanssay

/r/drama goes meta

add me back

cuck

This was so retarded.

I don't understand why you would keep giving mods that do this shit full permissions.

/u/_lilpoundcake and /u/phedre were good. Press F to pay respects.

F

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Notch is still there, so the average wealth of our mods just went up.

/u/ComedicSans: how does it feel to be on one the richest mod teams on reddit? Any tips for us poor plebs?

Bitches be jelly of our filthy lucre, yo.

I can't decide whether this or the shit going on with T_D mods is "mayogate"