I just got a notification on my phone saying I am the first person who will be legally required to have a lifeguard near me when using tinder

58  2017-07-24 by MasterLawlz

cause they're so afraid of me drowning in pussy

HEYOOOOOOO

35 comments

1  Kazimir-Malevich 2017-07-24

Stupid

1  dis_is_my_account 2017-07-24

http://imgur.com/U8Px6XL

1  JasonJewnova 2017-07-24

K

1  Th3dynospectrum 2017-07-24

I got a notification from my oncologist after viewing this post.

They say I now have cancer.

1  MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-07-24

I got a notification from my improv group.

They say save your shitty stand-up material for open-mic night.

1  Nubthesamurai 2017-07-24

Keep Yourself Safe, my dude

1  dicklover5000 2017-07-24

actually i think he should kill himself

1  RogueDinosaur 2017-07-24

Maybe it's because all the girls you swipe right on end up being found drowned in a lake and the police don't have enough evidence to charge you yet?

1  MasterLawlz 2017-07-24

I take offense to that, the girls I murder are disposed of with the proper environmental regulations, I would never pollute a lake like that.

1  crefakis 2017-07-24

Is there a recycling bin for dead hookers?

1  squarefaces 2017-07-24

It's called a pig farm

1  boyoyoyoyong 2017-07-24

Who are you fooling, we know your on grindr trying to get that sweet bussy

1  serialflamingo 2017-07-24

What is this shit?

1  Hitlery_Clinton 2017-07-24

For this, they made you a mod?

1  FieryChickenSkeleton 2017-07-24

This post gave me pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

1  TruthPains 2017-07-24

This is why there was a MOD revolt.

1  Hielthebern 2017-07-24

That's why you shouldn't eat your mother's pussy.

It's so huge, and you get her so wet, you could drown.

1  Br00ce 2017-07-24

This is the worst thing Ive seen on this sub. Thats saying a lot

1  ActuallyToiracse 2017-07-24

Masterlawlz has been here a while though, you're only just seeing him now?

1  glmox 2017-07-24

pussy

ive never been more disgusted in my ENTIRE LIFE

1  Senator_Chickpea 2017-07-24

Does your insurance provider require you to wear a helmet indoors to protect your shunt?

1  Gaystrugglefuck3322 2017-07-24

I've had a similar experience with a different hookup app

1  Vakieh 2017-07-24

You can drown in a thimblefull of water.

1  AlohaWarrior34 2017-07-24

K eep
Y ourself
S afe

1  Gothmog26 2017-07-24

Booooooo

1  DannyLee90 2017-07-24

political tag

Why tho.

1  AnnArchist 2017-07-24

The only person fucking these girls will be the lifeguard you are paying to hang out with.

1  ComedicSans 2017-07-24

You're making the fatal mistake of assuming his mother won't take pity upon him.

1  squarefaces 2017-07-24

So his mom will take pity and fuck the girls too? Grab a camera and a ticket to the states, we've got a film to make.

1  JamesRobotoMD 2017-07-24

Thank god you stickied this fine piece of humor or I might have missed it.

1  michgot 2017-07-24

You gotta stop, we can't take all this moderation!

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-07-24

Ahh I see you are desperately trying to seem like you are involved as a moderator so the admins don't nuke your permissions. Keep up the good work.

1  squarefaces 2017-07-24

Holy shit it can be funny?

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-07-24

Alright folks, place your bets here on how long /u/MasterLawlz has his mod position revoked.

1  BannaHamHock 2017-07-24

Nice sticky post you faggot

1  KingThrillgore 2017-07-24

unmod all mods now