I've had fun watching them get progressively more paranoid and jingoistic since the election, but at this point it's almost sad. They've always been on the shorter end of the bus spectrum, but at this point they've gone feral. It's like an online LARP of one of those off-the-grid far right communes that get started out in the buttcrack of Idaho.
I think anyone who believed in that kind of a deep state probably already believed the vatican was involved. The Pope being the leader of a world spanning organization working to control almost every aspect of people's lives isn't exactly an outlandish claim.
That place is friggin' cultish. Like there's no pretending otherwise now. Only a cult would be adamant that the figure of they worship is even slightly criticized. The scenes if this guy ever gets impeached.
The demon talk and extreme piety made it clear to me. On the other hand, I hear plenty of Americans believe that demons possess people and shit so maybe it's a common enough teaching over there that you don't have to be crazy to believe it.
Oh for sure, people don't realize just how many ignorant religious idiots there are around here (plenty of regular idiots as well). I like to cite Gallup's 2014 study finding ~40% of americans believe the earth is only 10,000 years old. Helps explain Trump's base.
I'm beyond ecstatic every time this happens: Someone reasonable contradicts Trump and his rabid followers immediately start foaming at the mouth "LIBTARD LEFTIGST CONSPIRACY IS AT IT AGAIN!!!111"
Wow. I don't even know how to respond to this. I am a conservative Catholic. It brings me to tears to read this. I don't know what is happening to our world anymore. I sometimes think the devil is present on this earth more than ever before.
u/HeartMyDoggy, you have some serious audacity calling yourself a 'conservative Catholic' while posting on the Donald Trump subreddit.
You do realise that he embodies all of the Seven Deadly Sins on a good day, right?
/u/HeartMyDoggy don't worry, I'm sure Jesus can forgive himself for all his pussy-grabbing, just like the Prez can probably pardon himself for whatever crimes he wants.
/u/IHeartMyDoggy as a Catholic apparently more pious than the pope, how do you feel about all of Trumps divorced and adultery. Also, what are your comments on Trump trying to get the new high score committing the 7 deadly sins?
They say that so-called “hardline” conservative Catholics and Evangelicals are “not too far apart from jihadists”
How dare people get offended by comparing Catholics to Jihadists
The social-religious groups inspired by authors such as Stewart consider the United States to be a nation blessed by God
Stewart
Imagine talking about America without knowing what the Founding Fathers views on religion are.
The second day of July, 1776, will be the most memorable epoch in the history of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary Festival. It ought to be commemorated, as the Day of Deliverance, by solemn acts of devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires and illuminations, from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forever.
If Catholics are so good at running things why does everything they touch turn to shit unlike America's Bishops who've allowed Women and Gays in while thinking that the Pope is just as important as one of their bishops?
A Greek Orthodox archaeologist, an Evangelical bible historian, and a Jesuit anthropologist were collaborating on an excavation just outside the walls of the Old City of Jerusalem.
They slowly uncovered an entrance to what appeared to be an ancient tomb.
Above it they saw an inscription in both Greek and Aramaic:
"Here Jesus of Nazareth, who claimed he was King of the Jews, was laid to rest after he was executed at Passover under Pontius Pilate."
Excited by this discovery, they hastened to clear the debris from the entrance, only to be stunned to find not an empty tomb but the skeletal remains of a human body.
"Ohhhh," sighed the Greek Orthodox scholar, "the Church and all the good it does is based on a false event."
"Ohhhh," moaned the Evangelical, "the New Testament, which has guided my life, is nothing but a lie."
"Ohhhh," exclaimed the Jesuit, "there really was a Jesus!"
Just goes to show you how fraudulent the Vatican is. All that fake piety and humility while at the same time speaking lies and slandering a man who loves his people and tirelessly exposes massive government fraud and corruption daily.
Why does the pope not want to shine the light on global political corruption and corrupt international corporate lobbyist? The pope wants people to live in the darkness while preaching about the light. What a dickhead.
I was just using it as an example of people lying online, a friend of mine loves it but she also likes a lot of shitty shows and movies. Maybe watch the movies first.
I mean if you are a person who is into the New Right or whatever they are calling it, you are hanging out on reddit or /pol/ and I'm pretty sure /pol/ isn't nearly as popular. It's also full of other young people with goofy political views, but the_donald deserves a mention.
Guy I used to go to school with is a hardcore Trumpet posting about meme magic so I assume he frequents it. Though, in contrast to those linked he's been posting about the EVIL GLOBALIST MARXIST FREEMASON TRAITOR POPE for a while now. He was alright when we were in school together, fuck only knows what his deal is now.
I have. It was at a national debate conference this summer, he was vitriolic and hateful and had an emotional outburst or two. My friend had a conversation with him and the guy started talking about how he was more likely to be shot by police, his point being that police brutality is not an issue.
I knew a guy on a /trash/ discord server who posted there, he RPd as an alligator "furry" I think. Kinda cool guy but really aggressive and autistic at arguing. Played league with him once and he was really bad and angry lol.
I guess you forgot the time everyone got upset that about Starbucks Christmas Mugs, I had to beat tons of heathens to death who dared to rush out to be the ungodly things.
God it's like you aren't even keeping track of things to be offended by, Good thing President Trump promised he'd bring Merry Christmas back and by god he's done it already that madman.
I'm talking about the War on Christmas not being done and over with 10 years ago dear.
Trump said he'd bring back Merry Christmas and I was finally able to work up the courage to say Merry Christmas and not a single person was offended by it, it was a Christmas Miracle.
r/the_donald ain't got shit on r/politics, or, say, the bajillion spam anti-drumpf subreddits
I'm a /r/The_Donald user lol you're doing a great job showing you aren't an offended snowflake
You're so unique and edgy, what's next holding up a spork.
You do understand I was talking only about Christmas not all the stuff you've invented in your head I was talking about because you're a Sperg and you're flipping out over literally nothing
Yes I have replied to every comment as quickly as I have seen them as erroneously as possible because I care deeply about.. ? uh...? r/the_donald? I don't think I've posted there at all on this account, Being seen as cool and edgy on r/drama? Much easier battles to fight than the drumpf hate
Please explain why I actually care, I'm genuinely curious as to why you think, on r/drama of all places, I care about.. I can't even remember the topic lol. lutherism?
[–]PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 1 point 34 minutes ago
A TWEET HAHAHA ONE (1) tweet!
Liberals Conservatives are the REAL racists snowflakes!!!11
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[–]Imgur_Lurker [score hidden] 27 minutes ago
Are you really arguing people didn't get offended by Mr. Obama's refusal to say Merry Christmas?
This is the hill you want to die on?
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[–]PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 1 point 26 minutes ago
No you fucking faggot. I'm dying on
Liberals Conservatives are the REAL racists snowflakes!!!11
Because your argument has one fucking example despite the left going utterly batshit insane for the past 18 months. r/the_donald ain't got shit on r/politics, or, say, the bajillion spam anti-drumpf subreddits
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I got banned from r/republican this week for saying "I don't believe you" to this comment. I asked the mods how it was a rule 1 violation and they muted me for 72 hours. Snowflake city.
Wow I didn't believe it at first, but reddit is real life! Conservatives ARE the REAL snowflakes! Thanks /u/shitpersonality! You've now given THREE (3) examples
Wow I didn't believe it at first, but reddit is real life! Conservatives ARE the REAL snowflakes! Thanks /u/shitpersonality! You've now given THREE (3) examples
I guess you forgot the time everyone got upset that about Starbucks Christmas Mugs
Literally no one was actually mad about this. Like 3 baby boomer moms left angry comments on Facebook and it spawned 10 trillion CONSERVATIVES R TEH REAL SNOWFLAKES buzzfeed articles.
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False equivalency. Like I want to believe you but saying that Dems and Reps are the same is just a flat out lie. On the outside, both look disgusting and stink but there's more to that.
Le DAE both parties are trash because I'm too dumb and lazy to actually use brain power to discern between the two and circlejerk about LE TRUTH Z IN ZA MIDDLEZ™
Well, I'm seeing a lot of offense being taken over an internet comment by a complete stranger who shouldn't matter. You can't really say anyone else is a snowflake if pixels on a screen make your tendies get thrown.
Chris Wallace added that the Pope is remaking the church in a much more liberal image. Actually, it’s not liberal, it’s leftist.
What? Pope lives in his own city-state, has a bulletproof pimpmobile and just because he refuses to wear the traditional shiny ring people think he's a leftist....
Bro I was raised in church and coped by the boredom by reading the Bible front to back multiple times you could definitely make a stronger case for socialist policies than conservative ones with it
Your Holy Father and his assistants warn you that you are risking your eternal soul by falling into error and perverted ecumenism, acting like a god damn Protestant. Your response? "Fuck you," the contumacy of a Protestant, not the obedience of a Catholic.
You need to repent and seek Confession to accept once more the embrace of the Holy Mother Church or else just admit you're a Protestant.
how does it feel to be so god awfully retarded that you think someone who uses the phrases "local milk people" and "i'm the world's best person" unironically, is the man fit to lead our country? Is it because you identify with your fellow retards? It's nice you have someone to look up to, but you need to realize that people of your mental capacity cannot do everything if they put their minds to it, that was just a lie from your mom to make you feel special while you put your helmet on
Yeah, I just looked it up after seeing jumbled's comment. The guy can' string together a coherent fucking sentence and yet he's president of the US. We live in demented times.
Reddit blew Rick & Morty up to be the Best Thing Ever, and it turned out to be a cartoon Back to the Future with a Doc who farts and belches because evidently it's too hard to remind people he's an alcoholic without being childish.
I'm not quite persuaded to watch something endorsed by reddit.
Never seen Venture Bros and I stopped watching GoT because if I submit I'll feel the need to hunt down GRRM and tazer his balls for being so goddamned slow.
Nice to see an American talking about two non-Americans talking about the American President, it's real important what you think, we worry all the time about it.
salient point. if math is dead, then we can never prove Trump is losing at anything. but we also don't know if he's winning. we just have to believe in Daddy. MAGA!
Takes a real special person to believe in polls with methodology a person capable of preforming a real study wouldn't use to wipe their ass in the first year of our Emperor.
If polls were correct we wouldn't have President Trump lol.
Why buy fidget spinners when you can buy meth and spin hubcaps on the concrete patio you just put down because being an adult means you gotta be responsible and a provider.
You even get those tasty fumes when you spray paint then while spinning.
The fact that heretic scum are still allowed to exist means that we didn't sack Madgeburg nearly hard enough. I hope you enjoy your eternity in hell with Martin Luther, Zwingli, and Judas. They are the "men" most similar to you.
Does someone need their safe spaces? The perversion of the bible has gotten us to this point. Charlatans have taken over in name of the bible to pervert it to their selfish desires. Have you ever read the bible and do you adhere to it? If you adhered to it, you wouldn't be pissed off by the pope. He's actually adhering to generosity outlined in the bible. Jesus didn't look at the sick and say fuck them because they're a drain on the economy, he instructed his followers to help them out. If Jesus was alive today, he would not be a conservative because of how they soiled the world in his name. You should check out the bible and not throw out the parts where is says to help the needy. It's sad that Buddhism adheres to the teachings in the bible more than the vast majority of current Christians and Catholics. How much time have you devoted to help causes you aren't benefiting from? I'm guessing none.
Anyone can get money, time is a much more limited resource.
I'm honored to offend anyone. The more they want their safe spaces, the happier I am. Conservatives aren't true Christians. They simply aren't. They think that the image of being one is more important than actually being one. Why is it that social programs are always the thing that conservatives want to do away with? How often do people wear their best clothes to church and judge those that aren't as nicely dressed as inferior? Why is it that they constantly use the bible to justify actions that go against the very things written in there?
Conservative Christians are the most selfish and hypocritical bunch of people on this fucking planet. They make fun of the dipshit lefties, but they act exactly the same when someone says something bad about god Trump. They cry just as hard as telling a liberal that you voted Trump just for the lols.
If a conservative christian reads this and gets offended, they are exactly who I'm talking about.
I think the Salvation army is alright. My nipples are rock hard at the thought of triggering someone. Tell me how pissed you are about me bashing conservatives and Christians? They're both as safe space needing and crybabies as SJW fucktards.
I think everyone is worthless and I love pissing people off.
I thought it was pretty unoriginal and quite frankly, garbage. Feel free to use it whenever. Just glad someone got some entertainment out of it, beyond myself.
Isn't the pope the literal word of God? You're telling God to fuck off. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, worshipping a false idol so readily. Repent.
Only sometimes like when the Government says they have to let women in the Church or they'll be taxed more so he goes to pray and find excuses to go against centuries of doctrine to justify it
Let's go back to the good old days when it was the norm to believe Catholics have no souls and incapable of having free will for owing allegiance to a foreign entity.
In fact, they were the mussies of the 18th century.
hundreds of individual Christian sects all claiming to be the true Christian sect
There is a unbroken line of succession from St. Peter and bishop of Rome to the Current Pope.
My church also has Apostolic Succession and it really really ticks Catholics off because we have just as much right to claim what our Bishops say as the Pope, they are still assblasted about it.
We think the Pope is just as important as any other single bishop, because that's what he is, the bishop of one place.
My church however allows Women, Gays and is vacuuming up former-Catholics who want the high church style they are used to without Catholic Guilt and kiddy diddling.
https://twitter.com/peculiarhonors We are to blame for Transgender bathrooms tbh, we learned liberals are just as willing to throw money at Churches as conservatives if the Church is for a cause they believe in.
It's the equivalent of quicksand, unlike those mean Catholics we just want to slowly draw you into the nice Episcopalian church.
If you don't like the Politics it's still a very nice high church service, my church uses agonizingly old hymns, you get a Altar, you get real wine, real crackers with tiny cross stamps on them that taste like church, incense the whole package.
Main deal is thinking " Would Jesus care more about someone being Gay or being a human being" once you compare the stigma of prostitution in Jewish 0AD to being gay now adays it makes it a lot easier.
Also one of the (((Richest))) memberships per capita.
What does this have to do with peer reviews? How on earth is that an apt comparison? Do you know what a fucking peer review even is? Fuck me dead I can't play this game anymore. You're a fucking retard mate
Oh yes I'm well aware of that it went as far as the early 20th century. If I recall correctly, the kkk reached it's peak membership riding on the nativist/anticathloic movement.
During the campaign, the receptionist at my dentist literally scolded me because I didn't believe that HRC was the antichrist and Trump was the second coming.
I was the only one in the lobby when she was assaulting the dentist with her theories. I think it was the day after the second debate, so of course she was rambling about it. Once the dentist realized how fucking unprofessional her conversation was, he left. So she turned her attention to me. Asked me who I was gonna vote for and all that. I said Bernie Sanders, just to piss her off. Well she called me childish and then went on her second coming rant. I told her that I might be childish, but at least I know when it's appropriate to talk about politics.
This reads like /r/thathappened but I'll swear on all my internet points that this story is true.
/u/JohnCarpenterLives that is what Jesus taught people should do. Jesus would wash the feet of Muslims if he is as described in the Bible, fucking retard
No, I don't think he's a literal demon. I think the Vatican is no longer holy, and not just because he's KISSING feet.
u/disquestrian posted a video that sums it up: "The Pope’s Audience Hall in the Vatican is architecturally a snake, a reptile. I don't mean there is snake imagery -- snake paintings and snake sculptures, I mean the building is literally a snake.
Name one thing he's accomplished as president that could possibly embody a civic spirit. Also: the pope (and Hilary) doesn't have a special investigation after then, so they have a much better future than he does :)
I'm pretty sure that it's the opposite, but ever Trump supporter I've ever talked to, when pressed on what he's done specifically, has retreated to either insults or shouting MAGA
Well your flair is calling you a jew and you're neurotic enough for me to believe that, maybe you're all uppity cause you haven't gotten your weekly supply of baby dick blood.
Well you've got a swastica flair.... But maybe you're just atheist, or hindu, I honestly can't see you a member of the Buddhist "we don't hate people" faith. Oh! I know! Scientologist!
They take your offering in the form of flesh when you were just a little boy.
You know that not every temple gets the money from a circumcision right? Unlike Scientology Jews are not one overarching organization. Also, wtf? Taking flesh as payment, what do you think they do with it? Fucking sacrifice to Satan?
I'm 100% sure that rabbis would charge shekels for service if it wouldn't drive literally every jew away.
Oh, so Jews aren't as gullible as Scientologists, nice. They also ask for donations and are given a lot, my god, it's like Jews are being charitable. But you'll just ignore that because it doesn't fit your narrative. Have fun being the kind of person who relies on being part of the "master race" in order to feel superior instead of literally anything you've done in your life. No, I'm not assuming, I'm just working from experience with (((you))) people
No you Canaanites sacrifice it to Moloch, the orthodox jew seem to do everything in their ability to jew over Yahweh, it's pretty funny.
What???????
Lol nice joke, if that was the case why doesn't Israel open their borders and tear down their walls and share their wealth with their neighbors? :)
Oh I see, I didn't know every Jew had absolute say in Israel, that the surrounding nations stopped bombing Israel, or that Jewish charity drives aren't a thing apparently.
Oh I see, I didn't know every Jew had absolute say in Israel, that the surrounding nations stopped bombing Israel, or that Jewish charity drives aren't a thing apparently.
When the charities you speak of aim to flood Europe with the civilians of the the surrounding countries that Israel has destabilized it's not really in good faith now is it.
Holy shit you're taking a video where someone compares a building to a snake as evidence that the Pope is Satan. Wow the idiocy is deeper than anyone could have imagined, the retardation is terminal.
That's easy, you side with the pope. I mean he's basically gods fav human. Unless you think Trump is somehow holier you basically have to side with the pope.
He's the wonderbread of Protestant, his mother was Presbyterian
mainline Protestant he was raised.
He’ll attend the Episcopal church near his estate in Palm Beach, and he'll go occasionally to an evangelical church. I don’t think faith is a major part of his life. He’s a nominal, mainline Protestant Christian.
Disregarding the fact that the Pope didn't outright say this (yet), you can't be a catholic and just disregard the Pope. He's dogmatically incapable of being wrong when speaking on Morals or Gods will. If you believe what you chant every week, while you're secretly thinking about banging Mrs. O'Connel two pews over, He is literally guided by the Holy Spirit on all decisions and cannot be wrong.
He said he's Catholic, not that he actually knows what Catholics believe cut him some slack.
Never mind saying The Pope is guided by the Holy Spirit on all decisions and cannot be wrong means it's time to round up all the Jews and kick them out of Italy in the most Christian way possible.
I'm no Trump fan, but I'm calling bullshit on the original story in question. I cannot find a second source for this - if the pope actually said this, it'd be on the news everywhere.
For all of the alleged fact-finding power of The_Donald regarding Seth Rich or whatever, I'm simply stunned no one in the T_D thread has pointed this out.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-04
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1 kjmiller7 2017-08-04
Lol they've added the fucking Vatican as a part of the MSM/Deep State/Libcuck groups that are out to get them.
I seriously can't wait for the full-scale meltdown if/when Trump gets indicted
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-04
I'm betting he suffers a KFC inflicted heart attack and /r/the_donald has a collective brain aneurysm when they blame Hillary.
I'm also betting that the autopsy reveals a 3.2 Blood Gravy Concentration.
1 cavides 2017-08-04
Well, the Vatican does worship (((Jesus)))...
1 BellyCrawler 2017-08-04
You mean (((((((Jewsus)))))))
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-08-04
I've had fun watching them get progressively more paranoid and jingoistic since the election, but at this point it's almost sad. They've always been on the shorter end of the bus spectrum, but at this point they've gone feral. It's like an online LARP of one of those off-the-grid far right communes that get started out in the buttcrack of Idaho.
1 ghoti_styx 2017-08-04
I think anyone who believed in that kind of a deep state probably already believed the vatican was involved. The Pope being the leader of a world spanning organization working to control almost every aspect of people's lives isn't exactly an outlandish claim.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Watch out for the Giant Octopus Monster
1 Notthehalf 2017-08-04
Why do I get the impression this was drawn by a altar boy, probably what the priest abusing him looked like to him.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Catholic political Cartoons are the best
The Octopus is by H.E. Fowler and Jeremiah J. Crowley from the 1913 anti-Catholic book, The Pope: Chief of White Slavers High Priest of Intrigue
I think the guy who invented the Coca-Cola Santa made a bunch too? Some famous artist at least.
1 BellyCrawler 2017-08-04
That place is friggin' cultish. Like there's no pretending otherwise now. Only a cult would be adamant that the figure of they worship is even slightly criticized. The scenes if this guy ever gets impeached.
1 aonome 2017-08-04
The demon talk and extreme piety made it clear to me. On the other hand, I hear plenty of Americans believe that demons possess people and shit so maybe it's a common enough teaching over there that you don't have to be crazy to believe it.
1 BellyCrawler 2017-08-04
It is. Lived here and back home where it's an extremely common belief. People are dumb.
1 jamdaman 2017-08-04
Oh for sure, people don't realize just how many ignorant religious idiots there are around here (plenty of regular idiots as well). I like to cite Gallup's 2014 study finding ~40% of americans believe the earth is only 10,000 years old. Helps explain Trump's base.
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2017-08-04
Until the last sentence I thought you were talking about the Vatican.
1 GhostFaceShiller 2017-08-04
If he gets impeached maybe we will get lucky and he'll lead all his followers in a group suicide like that nice Jim Jones fella.
1 JumbledFun 2017-08-04
we can only hope
1 Deathcrow 2017-08-04
I'm beyond ecstatic every time this happens: Someone reasonable contradicts Trump and his rabid followers immediately start foaming at the mouth "LIBTARD LEFTIGST CONSPIRACY IS AT IT AGAIN!!!111"
1 Matues49 2017-08-04
u/HeartMyDoggy, you have some serious audacity calling yourself a 'conservative Catholic' while posting on the Donald Trump subreddit.
You do realise that he embodies all of the Seven Deadly Sins on a good day, right?
1 grotesquecel 2017-08-04
Isn't god exempt from the seven deadly sins though?
1 hahanope222 2017-08-04
/u/HeartMyDoggy don't worry, I'm sure Jesus can forgive himself for all his pussy-grabbing, just like the Prez can probably pardon himself for whatever crimes he wants.
1 hahanope222 2017-08-04
It's /u/IHeartMyDoggy
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-04
/u/IHeartMyDoggy as a Catholic apparently more pious than the pope, how do you feel about all of Trumps divorced and adultery. Also, what are your comments on Trump trying to get the new high score committing the 7 deadly sins?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-04
Why delete you account lol
1 CharlesChrist 2017-08-04
he didn't delete his account
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-04
Then why is his comment present but not his username? 🤔
1 JumbledFun 2017-08-04
/u/IHeartMyDoggy how to reconcile the fact Trump is a serial liar and adulterer? So christ like right you dumbass inbred?
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-08-04
The devil is cumming to steal our bussy!!! :'(
1 kryonik 2017-08-04
Maybe reflect on your life choices when the pope is calling you out? I don't know, just a guess.
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-08-04
And stop pounding bussy?
I DON'T THINK SO.
1 KrytenKoro 2017-08-04
/u/IHeartMyDoggy, if you're pissing on the pope, no, you're not.
You're a Protestant, at best.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
How dare people get offended by comparing Catholics to Jihadists
Imagine talking about America without knowing what the Founding Fathers views on religion are.
Wait let me dig up my thing for the Jesuits
http://i.imgur.com/gQe0Ejh.jpg
La Civiltà Cattolica lol,
Pope Benedict XVI said it's meant to stir up debate like this, it's all a tricky part to get you to talk about Catholics.
Also I love La Civiltà Cattolica despite it promoting facism, kicking out the Jews and invading Ethiopia now.
1 moudougou 2017-08-04
As a djihadist, I find this statement very offending tbh
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Why tf are you effortposting a reply in a different fucking subreddit?
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Don't even get me started on Catholics fighting Catholics Vis-a-vis how much political influence they should have and how it lead.
Look what the Catholics did to Africa and South America single handily.
Comparing people who run a Creationism Museum where Adam and Eve ride Dinosaurs to ISIS is the specific kind of Drama I love.
Also this isn't effort, i'd have to make sure I wasn't just inventing facts if I put effort in.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Didn't read about 60% of what you posted but we need Christian Theocratic Monarchism tbh lad
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
If Catholics are so good at running things why does everything they touch turn to shit unlike America's Bishops who've allowed Women and Gays in while thinking that the Pope is just as important as one of their bishops?
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Oh yeah
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
A Greek Orthodox archaeologist, an Evangelical bible historian, and a Jesuit anthropologist were collaborating on an excavation just outside the walls of the Old City of Jerusalem.
They slowly uncovered an entrance to what appeared to be an ancient tomb.
Above it they saw an inscription in both Greek and Aramaic:
"Here Jesus of Nazareth, who claimed he was King of the Jews, was laid to rest after he was executed at Passover under Pontius Pilate."
Excited by this discovery, they hastened to clear the debris from the entrance, only to be stunned to find not an empty tomb but the skeletal remains of a human body.
"Ohhhh," sighed the Greek Orthodox scholar, "the Church and all the good it does is based on a false event."
"Ohhhh," moaned the Evangelical, "the New Testament, which has guided my life, is nothing but a lie."
"Ohhhh," exclaimed the Jesuit, "there really was a Jesus!"
1 realShitAtUsernames 2017-08-04
Imagine having your head this far up your own ass
1 axeheadroad 2017-08-04
I for can not wait for their mass suicide. Has anybody here met anyone IRL that posts on t_d?
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
I'm pretty sure even /r/Drama members aren't fucking lame enough to talk about Reddit IRL
1 axeheadroad 2017-08-04
True, but I'd love to watch a documentary that contrasts peoples day to day life with their culty online life, like a better catfish.
1 moudougou 2017-08-04
Is Catfish any good?
1 axeheadroad 2017-08-04
I was just using it as an example of people lying online, a friend of mine loves it but she also likes a lot of shitty shows and movies. Maybe watch the movies first.
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-08-04
When fried.
1 fathovercats 2017-08-04
Afaik there is one called "Deep Web" or something. It's on Hulu.
"web of lies" is good but it's more about murder and shit
1 Sarge_Ward 2017-08-04
I told my friends about how noodles tried to catfish me on this site once. Other then that, yeah try not to talk about this place.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
http://i.imgur.com/qOLa5O5.jpg
1 Sarge_Ward 2017-08-04
this would be hurtful if it weren't true
1 Thhueros 2017-08-04
I'll be your friend /u/sarge_ward
1 crackies9 2017-08-04
Right, but /r/The_Donald members are.
1 youpostyoudie 2017-08-04
I mean it's a top ten website in the US, not some weird niche club.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
That site famous for Anderson Cooper showing how much Jailbait it has
1 youpostyoudie 2017-08-04
The more recent iteration is either the breeding ground of the alt right or that place that really hates fat people.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Ah right, Reddit famous for it's Alt-Right population on /r/New /r/Politics /r/gifs /r/pics /r/eist /r/ETS
I can't imagine thinking Reddit isn't full of enough Socialists yet.
( I get what you mean, I didn't know FPH made the news lol)
1 youpostyoudie 2017-08-04
I mean if you are a person who is into the New Right or whatever they are calling it, you are hanging out on reddit or /pol/ and I'm pretty sure /pol/ isn't nearly as popular. It's also full of other young people with goofy political views, but the_donald deserves a mention.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Ah good point, I keep forgetting we live in a age where people report on /r/The_Donald and Pepe
1 CR90 2017-08-04
Guy I used to go to school with is a hardcore Trumpet posting about meme magic so I assume he frequents it. Though, in contrast to those linked he's been posting about the EVIL GLOBALIST MARXIST FREEMASON TRAITOR POPE for a while now. He was alright when we were in school together, fuck only knows what his deal is now.
1 crackies9 2017-08-04
I have. It was at a national debate conference this summer, he was vitriolic and hateful and had an emotional outburst or two. My friend had a conversation with him and the guy started talking about how he was more likely to be shot by police, his point being that police brutality is not an issue.
1 ProphetRith 2017-08-04
I knew a guy on a /trash/ discord server who posted there, he RPd as an alligator "furry" I think. Kinda cool guy but really aggressive and autistic at arguing. Played league with him once and he was really bad and angry lol.
1 Pepperglue 2017-08-04
Thanks to Donny, I follow news almost everyday. Where is that daily exposure of corruption he did? Or you mean he got exposed daily?
1 pizzashill 2017-08-04
What is it with bat-shit crazy right-wing populists and their ability to convince people they "care about them."
You see this with Nazis a lot as well, claims that Hitler just "cared about his people."
Yeah, cared so much about them he nearly destroyed the country and caused the deaths of millions.
1 nomad1c 2017-08-04
the pope is literally satan
1 snallygaster 2017-08-04
trump should be new pope
1 Chester_Harvester 2017-08-04
Look! Orange smoke coming out!
1 jPaolo 2017-08-04
>being a proddy
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-04
So the Pope criticizes daddy and they break their keyboards in rage. Yet apparently Liberals are the ones that are super easy to offend.
Golly gee is almost seems like any political extreme has thinner skin than a premature baby.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Liberals are super easy to offend. r/the_donald is just a special brand of retarded. You're more than welcome to have them
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-04
Liberals and conservatives though.
For liberals it's if they think you're going to offend a black, gay, or trans person.
For conservatives it's if there is a black lead in a movie and if someone tells them "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas".
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
The War on christmas meme was like 10 years ago now. Fucking hell stop pretending like this is an equally weighted thing
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
I guess you forgot the time everyone got upset that about Starbucks Christmas Mugs, I had to beat tons of heathens to death who dared to rush out to be the ungodly things.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Yes omg two years ago I remember now
Conservatives are the REAL snowflakes
1 RogueDinosaur 2017-08-04
I mean yeah, T_D is basically a blizzard.
1 hunnensturm 2017-08-04
How about yesterday?
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Please re through my comments you fucking idiot
1 OldOrder 2017-08-04
You seem offended
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
You know that the cups came back literally this last Christmas?
Or Muslom Obama refusing to say Merry Christmas
God it's like you aren't even keeping track of things to be offended by, Good thing President Trump promised he'd bring Merry Christmas back and by god he's done it already that madman.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
A TWEET HAHAHA ONE (1) tweet!
LiberalsConservatives are the REAL ~~racists ~~ snowflakes!!!111 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Are you really arguing people didn't get offended by Mr. Obama's refusal to say Merry Christmas?
This is the hill you want to die on?
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
No you fucking faggot
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
I'm talking about the War on Christmas not being done and over with 10 years ago dear.
Trump said he'd bring back Merry Christmas and I was finally able to work up the courage to say Merry Christmas and not a single person was offended by it, it was a Christmas Miracle.
I'm a /r/The_Donald user lol you're doing a great job showing you aren't an offended snowflake
http://i.imgur.com/p6sgUO3.png?1
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
You aren't even American are you?
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
I am a proud cuckold
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
I mean considering you don't even know how to greentext here when we have special CSS just for it.
You get how much you are sperging out all over this thread right?
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
What does this have to do with my cuckold fetish?
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
You're so unique and edgy, what's next holding up a spork.
You do understand I was talking only about Christmas not all the stuff you've invented in your head I was talking about because you're a Sperg and you're flipping out over literally nothing
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
The issue here is you think I put enough efforts into my comment to actually read who I'm replying to.
To me you're just a bunch side characters in my journey to become an r/drama mod
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Yes, you totally don't care, you've only made 30 posts about just how cool you are and how much you don't care.
You aren't a sissy little snowflake at all.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Yes I have replied to every comment as quickly as I have seen them as erroneously as possible because I care deeply about.. ? uh...? r/the_donald? I don't think I've posted there at all on this account, Being seen as cool and edgy on r/drama? Much easier battles to fight than the drumpf hate
Please explain why I actually care, I'm genuinely curious as to why you think, on r/drama of all places, I care about.. I can't even remember the topic lol. lutherism?
1 DannyLee90 2017-08-04
Will you two just fuck already?
1 jamdaman 2017-08-04
You seem offended
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
[–]PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 1 point 34 minutes ago A TWEET HAHAHA ONE (1) tweet! Liberals Conservatives are the REAL racists snowflakes!!!11 permalinkembedsaveparenteditdisable inbox repliesdeletereply [–]Imgur_Lurker [score hidden] 27 minutes ago Are you really arguing people didn't get offended by Mr. Obama's refusal to say Merry Christmas? This is the hill you want to die on? permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 1 point 26 minutes ago No you fucking faggot. I'm dying on Liberals Conservatives are the REAL racists snowflakes!!!11 Because your argument has one fucking example despite the left going utterly batshit insane for the past 18 months. r/the_donald ain't got shit on r/politics, or, say, the bajillion spam anti-drumpf subreddits permalinkembedsaveparenteditdisable inbox repliesdeletereply
1 jamdaman 2017-08-04
dammit now you seem nice
1 shitpersonality 2017-08-04
I got banned from r/republican this week for saying "I don't believe you" to this comment. I asked the mods how it was a rule 1 violation and they muted me for 72 hours. Snowflake city.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Wow I didn't believe it at first, but reddit is real life! Conservatives ARE the REAL snowflakes! Thanks /u/shitpersonality! You've now given THREE (3) examples
1 shitpersonality 2017-08-04
Looks like you have trouble counting to 1.
1 OldOrder 2017-08-04
You seem offended
1 Ennui2778 2017-08-04
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Pretty sure we all got banned tbh, even the ones of us that do actual work for the Republican party.
1 GrovelingPeasant 2017-08-04
Literally no one was actually mad about this. Like 3 baby boomer moms left angry comments on Facebook and it spawned 10 trillion CONSERVATIVES R TEH REAL SNOWFLAKES buzzfeed articles.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
http://i.imgur.com/gCGQRfo.jpg
1 ay_what_up 2017-08-04
what about the spergout over YouTube making a friendly gay pride video? Ever check those comments? Conservatives get pretty easily offended
1 moudougou 2017-08-04
you seem offended
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a milquetoast 20 word comment
1 moudougou 2017-08-04
you seem very offended
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment
1 moudougou 2017-08-04
why can't you admit you're offended? is it because it's offending to you? it's okay son, there's no shame to being easily offended
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment
1 moudougou 2017-08-04
stop denying your feelings
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
[–]PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 1 point just now Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment permalinkembedsaveparenteditdisable inbox repliesdeletereply [–]PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 1 point just now Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment permalinkembedsaveparenteditdisable inbox repliesdeletereply
1 Matues49 2017-08-04
Are you having a mental breakdown or something?
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Very edgy kid keep it up and I'm sure you'll fit in well around here
1 Matues49 2017-08-04
Who hurt you?
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Libtards
1 Matues49 2017-08-04
That much, is obvious.
1 RogueDinosaur 2017-08-04
This is what actual autist do when you give them a grilled cheese on a red plate instead of their favorite blue one.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
I AM an autist what's your excuse?
1 RogueDinosaur 2017-08-04
I'm to fat to be a bully in real life so I have to do it on the Internet instead, why?
1 Ragefan66 2017-08-04
Reported for spam
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment Yes I am very offended I'm so offended I posted a dull 20 word comment
1 JasonJewnova 2017-08-04
Uhh yeah
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-04
Both are very easy to offend.
Mention that trannies have to disclose and the left lights up.
Say that it's not that big of a deal if someone tells you "Happy Holidays" and the right throws a tantrum.
South Park Neutrality is the only true path.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-08-04
Anyone who cares about politics should be wedgied daily tbh.
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-08-04
And allowed to live? Fuck that
1 axeheadroad 2017-08-04
South park watching cunt
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
BotH SidEs ARe eqUAl
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-04
Equally retarded, yes.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-04
False equivalency. Like I want to believe you but saying that Dems and Reps are the same is just a flat out lie. On the outside, both look disgusting and stink but there's more to that.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Well there's different flavors of shit in both parties, but it's still shit
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-08-04
Mao and Stalin may not be equal, but they're certainly both the highest level of shit.
1 ProphetRith 2017-08-04
I am one with the neutrality and the neutrality is one with me
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-04
South Park in a nutshell
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-04
Well, I'm seeing a lot of offense being taken over an internet comment by a complete stranger who shouldn't matter. You can't really say anyone else is a snowflake if pixels on a screen make your tendies get thrown.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-04
Nah. Just because i criticised and don't agree with South Park doesn't mean I'm offended. Try harder next time friendrino ;)
Now if you'll excuse me, i have some bussy to put out! 💦
1 80BAIT08 2017-08-04
What? Pope lives in his own city-state, has a bulletproof pimpmobile and just because he refuses to wear the traditional shiny ring people think he's a leftist....
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
The pope is either a communist or very sympathetic
1 hahanope222 2017-08-04
Like that shifty (((Jesus))) dividing up the loaves and fishes like a socialist.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Maybe you should spend less time getting molested and more time reading the bible
1 RogueDinosaur 2017-08-04
Pfft, if you can't read and bottom at the same time, then what's the point of even HAVING a bussy?
1 WithoutAComma 2017-08-04
Well have a look at Mr. Fun Times over here
1 Ls777 2017-08-04
Bro I was raised in church and coped by the boredom by reading the Bible front to back multiple times you could definitely make a stronger case for socialist policies than conservative ones with it
1 glmox 2017-08-04
"if you want it you gotta EARN IT💯💯💯💯💯 No handouts, get good or stay poor 😤👌"
--Jesus Christ, apparently
1 CaptainSnacks 2017-08-04
Supply Side Jesus!
1 FedaykinShallowGrave 2017-08-04
Just like Jesus.
1 lascanto 2017-08-04
Wait, Biggie's still alive?
1 none_to_remain 2017-08-04
/u/miket67
Your Holy Father and his assistants warn you that you are risking your eternal soul by falling into error and perverted ecumenism, acting like a god damn Protestant. Your response? "Fuck you," the contumacy of a Protestant, not the obedience of a Catholic.
You need to repent and seek Confession to accept once more the embrace of the Holy Mother Church or else just admit you're a Protestant.
1 miket67 2017-08-04
Piss off!
1 lascanto 2017-08-04
/u/miket57
I have seen you guys get this pissy since Luther nailed those 90 theses!
1 OldOrder 2017-08-04
95 theses you fucking illiterate
1 better_bot 2017-08-04
95 feces
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-04
Bad bot
1 better_bot 2017-08-04
Call the police.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-04
Hol up bitch 👮🏿✋🏿 Da PoPo™ 🚨 has arrived.
1 better_bot 2017-08-04
Hands up, don't root!
1 snappleteadrink 2017-08-04
Is that a korean
1 axeheadroad 2017-08-04
Fuck off you proddy cunt.
1 shamwu 2017-08-04
PRODDIES GET OUT REEEEE
1 JumbledFun 2017-08-04
how does it feel to be so god awfully retarded that you think someone who uses the phrases "local milk people" and "i'm the world's best person" unironically, is the man fit to lead our country? Is it because you identify with your fellow retards? It's nice you have someone to look up to, but you need to realize that people of your mental capacity cannot do everything if they put their minds to it, that was just a lie from your mom to make you feel special while you put your helmet on
1 SamWhite 2017-08-04
Hadn't heard of this. What the fuck.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
It's in the leaked transcripts of his discussions with the Australian or Mexican heads of government, I forget which.
1 SamWhite 2017-08-04
Yeah, I just looked it up after seeing jumbled's comment. The guy can' string together a coherent fucking sentence and yet he's president of the US. We live in demented times.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Nice to see Two non-Americans talking about the American President, it's real important what you think, we worry all the time about it.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
You elected a reality TV dude to be your Commander in Chief, and you think you've got the moral high ground. Lol.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Your country is so unimportant no one even knows who you've elected.
It's also called Commander-in-chief while you are trying to insult people.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
Blaming my country for your poor education is hilarious.
Trump is neither, so it doesn't matter. Has he found his milk people yet?
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
What are you resisting from New Zealand with your shitty grasp of the English language now?
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
I clearly learned English from Trump's milk people.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
You do know making fun of New Yorkers is a national pastime right?
Of course you don't you aren't even American, there's nothing surprising about a New York Billionaire having a Milk Person it's in fashion right now.
It's wonderful for the skin, cleans it naturally , full of Vitamin A.
It's not surprising you poors haven't hired Milk Persons I guess, I bet you don't even have Blood Boys.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
That's a whole lot of angry text and effort for a humble milk person to read.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Why would I be angry lol.
I get it you've got to resort to shitty memes like calling "effortposting" a Silicon Valley gag
Oh I'm sorry you guys probably don't get HBO.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
Silicon Valley looks shit tbh. And the fact every other redditor quotes it really puts me off.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
It's alright, it's no Father Ted.
It's totally normal to decide to hate a show because people quote it, do you refuse to watch all the famous movies that get quoted a bunch too?
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
Reddit blew Rick & Morty up to be the Best Thing Ever, and it turned out to be a cartoon Back to the Future with a Doc who farts and belches because evidently it's too hard to remind people he's an alcoholic without being childish.
I'm not quite persuaded to watch something endorsed by reddit.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
So what you don't watch Game of Thrones either then?
Venture Bros at least you've seen right?
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
Never seen Venture Bros and I stopped watching GoT because if I submit I'll feel the need to hunt down GRRM and tazer his balls for being so goddamned slow.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Venture Bros is really good, better then Rick and Morty, a parody of Jonny Quest etc but also so much more.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
I was never a fan of Jonny Quest, even as a kid. "Cartoony" cartoons are meh. I'm not a fan of comics for the same reason.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
What does Cartoony cartoons mean?
The show airs on Adult Swim,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NpsXS8bnHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE-v320YfcQ
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
Comic book-style heroes. Hard pass.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Like stories with a plot and the The Hero's Journey?
Could you name a non-cartoony cartoon for me so I understand what you mean better thanks.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
An American bastardised version of a Hero's Journey, maybe. And no, they're godawful.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
You're doing a really poor job of explaining what you like but it's okay i've stopped caring, enjoy staring out of your window onto your field.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
TIL I have to justify why I don't like American children's cartoons.
Perhaps because I'm not an American child?
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Naw, that's not what I was asking about, it's okay you don't understand.
1 ownersinc 2017-08-04
Imagine being this fucking retarded
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
> Taking Bait this obvious
KYS
1 moudougou 2017-08-04
Nice to see an American talking about two non-Americans talking about the American President, it's real important what you think, we worry all the time about it.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-04
We need to go deeper
1 djakake 2017-08-04
We should link this on srd : ^ )
1 WalterMatthau 2017-08-04
Don't worry kiddo, the majority of us also think Trump is retarded.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-04
You want my bussy™? It's freshly buttered served on toast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°
1 stopspammingme 2017-08-04
let's see what America thinks
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
538 sure did a bang up job on their polls.
https://twitter.com/natesilver538/status/875112655836643328?lang=en
Math is dead, polls don't matter anymore.
1 stopspammingme 2017-08-04
salient point. if math is dead, then we can never prove Trump is losing at anything. but we also don't know if he's winning. we just have to believe in Daddy. MAGA!
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Takes a real special person to believe in polls with methodology a person capable of preforming a real study wouldn't use to wipe their ass in the first year of our Emperor.
If polls were correct we wouldn't have President Trump lol.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
And you think this is a bad thing?
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
Disagree. Not enough fidget spinners.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Why buy fidget spinners when you can buy meth and spin hubcaps on the concrete patio you just put down because being an adult means you gotta be responsible and a provider.
You even get those tasty fumes when you spray paint then while spinning.
http://i.imgur.com/n3PXWRe.mp4
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
I have literally never seen a fidget spinner IRL. So that is new.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Chinese store clerks where I live love'm but it's not like you have any around amiright
Too Dope for you Floral patterns, that hardcore fidget spinning.
1 tot22 2017-08-04
It's not like Americans ever meddle in foreign politics ever. Nope!
1 SpotNL 2017-08-04
Did he mean dairy farmers or cows?
1 newsdr 2017-08-04
he meant preggos
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-08-04
Fuckin lol
1 shamwu 2017-08-04
The fact that heretic scum are still allowed to exist means that we didn't sack Madgeburg nearly hard enough. I hope you enjoy your eternity in hell with Martin Luther, Zwingli, and Judas. They are the "men" most similar to you.
1 icyhat 2017-08-04
Does someone need their safe spaces? The perversion of the bible has gotten us to this point. Charlatans have taken over in name of the bible to pervert it to their selfish desires. Have you ever read the bible and do you adhere to it? If you adhered to it, you wouldn't be pissed off by the pope. He's actually adhering to generosity outlined in the bible. Jesus didn't look at the sick and say fuck them because they're a drain on the economy, he instructed his followers to help them out. If Jesus was alive today, he would not be a conservative because of how they soiled the world in his name. You should check out the bible and not throw out the parts where is says to help the needy. It's sad that Buddhism adheres to the teachings in the bible more than the vast majority of current Christians and Catholics. How much time have you devoted to help causes you aren't benefiting from? I'm guessing none.
Anyone can get money, time is a much more limited resource.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
No one wins in Bible blame games fool.
1 icyhat 2017-08-04
I played The Bible game on Xbox years ago. As true in the book as the game, nobody ever wins, you just lose less than other people.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Yea, keep judging people on the internet for to True Christians and saying the vast majority of Christians aren't.
You aren't ignoring the beam in your eye to point out motes at all friendo.
1 icyhat 2017-08-04
I'm honored to offend anyone. The more they want their safe spaces, the happier I am. Conservatives aren't true Christians. They simply aren't. They think that the image of being one is more important than actually being one. Why is it that social programs are always the thing that conservatives want to do away with? How often do people wear their best clothes to church and judge those that aren't as nicely dressed as inferior? Why is it that they constantly use the bible to justify actions that go against the very things written in there?
Conservative Christians are the most selfish and hypocritical bunch of people on this fucking planet. They make fun of the dipshit lefties, but they act exactly the same when someone says something bad about god Trump. They cry just as hard as telling a liberal that you voted Trump just for the lols.
If a conservative christian reads this and gets offended, they are exactly who I'm talking about.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
tldr you're wrong https://www.forbes.com/2008/12/24/america-philanthropy-income-oped-cx_ee_1226eaves.html but thanks for serious posting
$119 billion in Charity
Tell me more about how you hate the Salvation Army you absolute madman.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-04
S A L T Y B O Y E
1 icyhat 2017-08-04
I think the Salvation army is alright. My nipples are rock hard at the thought of triggering someone. Tell me how pissed you are about me bashing conservatives and Christians? They're both as safe space needing and crybabies as SJW fucktards.
I think everyone is worthless and I love pissing people off.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
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1 icyhat 2017-08-04
Like I've sated before, I was an asshole long before that show was even an idea.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-08-04
Tasty pasta
1 icyhat 2017-08-04
I thought it was pretty unoriginal and quite frankly, garbage. Feel free to use it whenever. Just glad someone got some entertainment out of it, beyond myself.
1 Pepperglue 2017-08-04
Get off our lawn you foreign invader!
1 ahbslldud 2017-08-04
Isn't the pope the literal word of God? You're telling God to fuck off. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, worshipping a false idol so readily. Repent.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Only sometimes like when the Government says they have to let women in the Church or they'll be taxed more so he goes to pray and find excuses to go against centuries of doctrine to justify it
http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/02/world/pope-francis-female-deacons/index.html
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
So you're admitting to heresy here?
1 Steveisnotcaptain 2017-08-04
Why do you hate the Catholic Church so much?
1 newsdr 2017-08-04
#noheaven4u
1 Fjordbaanger 2017-08-04
Prods are worse than Papists and that's saying a lot tbh
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-08-04
👏Fuck👏You👏Francis👏
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-04
Username checks out :p
1 Atimo3 2017-08-04
Like some kind of animal
1 ThunderCock_Chad 2017-08-04
Let's go back to the good old days when it was the norm to believe Catholics have no souls and incapable of having free will for owing allegiance to a foreign entity.
In fact, they were the mussies of the 18th century.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Let's go back to the days before Lutherism and kill Luther and spare the world of protestants and liberals and all that bullshit
1 Torgard 2017-08-04
lol
1 IssaPupper 2017-08-04
Wait rewind I need to hear more about how Martin Luther is the true birth of liberalism.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
1 IssaPupper 2017-08-04
You literally have a copy pasta greentext saved, ready to throw out at a moments notice, blaming the Protestant Revolution for transgender bathrooms.
http://www.autismspeaks.org
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
your welcome
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
your welcome
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
There is a unbroken line of succession from St. Peter and bishop of Rome to the Current Pope.
My church also has Apostolic Succession and it really really ticks Catholics off because we have just as much right to claim what our Bishops say as the Pope, they are still assblasted about it.
We think the Pope is just as important as any other single bishop, because that's what he is, the bishop of one place.
My church however allows Women, Gays and is vacuuming up former-Catholics who want the high church style they are used to without Catholic Guilt and kiddy diddling.
https://twitter.com/peculiarhonors We are to blame for Transgender bathrooms tbh, we learned liberals are just as willing to throw money at Churches as conservatives if the Church is for a cause they believe in.
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-08-04
Your religion is like a high functioning autistic - still fucked because religion is still retarded, but as good as it's gonna get.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
It's the equivalent of quicksand, unlike those mean Catholics we just want to slowly draw you into the nice Episcopalian church.
If you don't like the Politics it's still a very nice high church service, my church uses agonizingly old hymns, you get a Altar, you get real wine, real crackers with tiny cross stamps on them that taste like church, incense the whole package.
Main deal is thinking " Would Jesus care more about someone being Gay or being a human being" once you compare the stigma of prostitution in Jewish 0AD to being gay now adays it makes it a lot easier.
Also one of the (((Richest))) memberships per capita.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Not Jesus's flesh. Heretic.
1 Cavhind 2017-08-04
only insomuch as they know you're wrong
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
You know there were more Bishops then just the one in Rome right?
You think St. Peter was the only Apostle to become a Bishop?
Tell me more about Christian History.
1 Cavhind 2017-08-04
ooh you're really really ticked off.
hope you're loosed in heaven.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
Classic Catholics projecting.
You get normal Christians don't get mad that's a Catholic thing because of your combo of Italian, Spanish and Irish Blood right?
http://i.imgur.com/jSKGgDu.jpg
1 Cavhind 2017-08-04
u mad bro
1 satanismyhomeboy 2017-08-04
Did the holocaust really happen?
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
You literally can't prove me wrong, so you hide behind memes to hide the cognitive dissonance. Embrace it. Join the theocratic cause.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2017-08-04
That in no way answers my question.
Did the holocaust really happen?
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
I wish
1 satanismyhomeboy 2017-08-04
You can do better than that.
You probably have at least 12 greentexts and 34 info graphics saved about that topic. Share some.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
You reek of insecurity kid
1 satanismyhomeboy 2017-08-04
You ashamed or something?
Post on of those greentexts or info graphics you have.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Reply to me one (1) more time and I'm going to report you to the mods
1 IssaPupper 2017-08-04
Post bussy.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2017-08-04
Methinks you are afraid to stand up for your beliefs.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
how?
1 Khaelgor 2017-08-04
Literrally has copypasta stored to 'prove' his viewpoint.
Right.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
This is a special kind of retarded
1 yonicthehedgehog 2017-08-04
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
Literally nothing is remotely conspiratard. Please educate yourself
1 yonicthehedgehog 2017-08-04
link me a couple of three hour long youtube videos about the subject and i might change my mind
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
I don't have any but I'm sure you might be able to find something if you're interested :)
1 IssaPupper 2017-08-04
Educate myself with .txt greentext pastas?
Is this the future of peer review?
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-08-04
What does this have to do with peer reviews? How on earth is that an apt comparison? Do you know what a fucking peer review even is? Fuck me dead I can't play this game anymore. You're a fucking retard mate
1 yonicthehedgehog 2017-08-04
don't threaten me with a good time
1 Khaelgor 2017-08-04
Yeah, no.
1 Atimo3 2017-08-04
You see, he hated the Jews with a passion and though that usury was totally cool.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-08-04
Yes pls
1 snallygaster 2017-08-04
and of the 19th century. Read about the No Nothing movement, lots of similarities to what we're going through today
1 ThunderCock_Chad 2017-08-04
Oh yes I'm well aware of that it went as far as the early 20th century. If I recall correctly, the kkk reached it's peak membership riding on the nativist/anticathloic movement.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-08-04
JFK was a controversial president first and foremost because he was Catholic....there hasn't been one since
1 WalterMatthau 2017-08-04
Oh, I expect so much better of you snally.
1 ToTheNintieth 2017-08-04
Mussies?
1 Halfcastebastard 2017-08-04
At a guess I'd say he's Australian since mussies is the bogan word for Muslims
1 moudougou 2017-08-04
Human's history was a long calm river when suddenly the pope said mean things about me.
Borgia did nothing wrong btw
1 lascanto 2017-08-04
During the campaign, the receptionist at my dentist literally scolded me because I didn't believe that HRC was the antichrist and Trump was the second coming.
1 RestoreFear 2017-08-04
How did you fall into a conversation like that at a dentist's office
1 lascanto 2017-08-04
I was the only one in the lobby when she was assaulting the dentist with her theories. I think it was the day after the second debate, so of course she was rambling about it. Once the dentist realized how fucking unprofessional her conversation was, he left. So she turned her attention to me. Asked me who I was gonna vote for and all that. I said Bernie Sanders, just to piss her off. Well she called me childish and then went on her second coming rant. I told her that I might be childish, but at least I know when it's appropriate to talk about politics.
This reads like /r/thathappened but I'll swear on all my internet points that this story is true.
1 easementbyforce 2017-08-04
I believe it. That election cycle turned the entire country into a Twilight Zone episode.
1 dicklover5000 2017-08-04
This absolutely didn't happen. mcfucking kill yourself.
1 lascanto 2017-08-04
mcfucking make me
1 Atimo3 2017-08-04
That sounds like a sexy hamburger!
1 MrUnsmileyMan 2017-08-04
No hamburger, but here's a McChicken
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-08-04
McDickin?
1 lascanto 2017-08-04
of course
1 Mephistopholees 2017-08-04
Lucrezia just let him do it
1 ownersinc 2017-08-04
When you're famous they just let you do it
1 ExtreemWeenie 2017-08-04
it's a great feeling knowing that christians will be extinct in 50 years
1 hahanope222 2017-08-04
Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
1 aonome 2017-08-04
They unironically believe he's an actual demon. This is what they actually believe?
/u/JohnCarpenterLives that is what Jesus taught people should do. Jesus would wash the feet of Muslims if he is as described in the Bible, fucking retard
1 JohnCarpenterLives 2017-08-04
No, I don't think he's a literal demon. I think the Vatican is no longer holy, and not just because he's KISSING feet.
u/disquestrian posted a video that sums it up: "The Pope’s Audience Hall in the Vatican is architecturally a snake, a reptile. I don't mean there is snake imagery -- snake paintings and snake sculptures, I mean the building is literally a snake.
https://youtu.be/yzurtPFe9jE "
The video left one out, though. This false Christ statue is literally a serpent in disguise:
http://imgur.com/a/TGskU
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1 satanismyhomeboy 2017-08-04
HAHAHAA
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
> It was built in 1977 so it's really old
he says about a building in the Vatican
1 ineedmorealts 2017-08-04
Why? Because they disagree with you? You think you know better than your god all of a suddren because a pope disagrees with you?
God you're a terrible catholic. Just become a Baptist already
1 axeheadroad 2017-08-04
How old are you?
What do you do for a living?
Do your friends and family know about your political beliefs?
Do you remember what your life was like before the election?
1 aonome 2017-08-04
/u/JohnCarpenterLives this is genuinely interesting, please respond to this guy so we can learn
1 aonome 2017-08-04
What's wrong with snakes? You think he's worshipping Satan or something?
Kissing feet is incredibly humble and the most pious follower of Jesus would do that. I wouldn't but I see why the pope would.
1 newprofile15 2017-08-04
Trying to reason with someone this retarded... Lol
1 WorseThanHipster 2017-08-04
Yes we know you're retarded, but why do you consider yourself Christian when you obviously haven't read the New Testament?
1 JumbledFun 2017-08-04
JohnCarpenter I'm going to take an extremely wild guess and say you don't do so well in life do you?
1 ucstruct 2017-08-04
You're suggesting that someone who spends their day finding buildings that look like snakes might not be all there?
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
This is the attack of the reddit leftist NEET: "haha, I bet you are poor"
1 JumbledFun 2017-08-04
man you're trying really hard in this thread...sad!
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
1 JumbledFun 2017-08-04
that makes no sense...
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
by following jesus instead of an adulterer?
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
Um, sure. Are you looking for /r/incels or something?
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
No, I'm looking for autists who demand Trump be taken more seriously than the pope (or at all). I believer I'm in the right place.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
Well, he is the President of the United States.
And, unlike the Pope, he embodies a civic spirit that has a future.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Name one thing he's accomplished as president that could possibly embody a civic spirit. Also: the pope (and Hilary) doesn't have a special investigation after then, so they have a much better future than he does :)
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
America has a future, and the God-Emperor is America.
LOCK HER UP!
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Weird how even as president, controlling congress and the supreme court he claims he can't lock her up despite his myriad of promises. SAD
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
I don't think you know how anything works.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
I'm pretty sure that it's the opposite, but ever Trump supporter I've ever talked to, when pressed on what he's done specifically, has retreated to either insults or shouting MAGA
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
Pressed, you say. Heavy.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Well you still won't say specifically what he's done, just insults
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
He is a commie and he doesn't DEUS VULT the shit out of Islams
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Trump?
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
No, I thought this was about the Pope.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
We were talking about Trump, but that works too.
1 SpotNL 2017-08-04
Lol only in this thread? This guy is here all the time, just changes his username when everyone makes fun of him.
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
Says the plebbitor.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Good try, you'll do better next time
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
Are you just randomly repeating phrases from your childhood.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
That was a much better try! It even kind of flowed!
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
I like that you're trying to be condescending but you're just coming off as a peppy passive aggressive faggot.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
You've done it! Welcome to /r/drama!
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
Deflect all you want it won't change the fact you're a faggot.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Damnit, you had it for a moment then you went back to Trump and middle school humor!
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
You keep acting like someones watching but they're not, you can't appeal to the heard if no one hears you, faggot.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Who says that this isn't my real personality? That IRL I'm a mayocide loving, gossip mongering, South Park Neutral?
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
Well your flair is calling you a jew and you're neurotic enough for me to believe that, maybe you're all uppity cause you haven't gotten your weekly supply of baby dick blood.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Damn, anti-Semite. I honestly didn't see that coming. Have you considered turning the other cheek?
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
Why would I adhere to a Semitic religion you silly heeb.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Well you've got a swastica flair.... But maybe you're just atheist, or hindu, I honestly can't see you a member of the Buddhist "we don't hate people" faith. Oh! I know! Scientologist!
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
Buddhism is just stoicism for pussys, scientology isn't all that different to judaism, so, you know, those in glass houses.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Yeah sure buddy. Let me know when Temples start charging me to partake in services (well, if I ever went)
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
They take your offering in the form of flesh when you were just a little boy.
I'm 100% sure that rabbis would charge shekels for service if it wouldn't drive literally every jew away.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
You know that not every temple gets the money from a circumcision right? Unlike Scientology Jews are not one overarching organization. Also, wtf? Taking flesh as payment, what do you think they do with it? Fucking sacrifice to Satan?
Oh, so Jews aren't as gullible as Scientologists, nice. They also ask for donations and are given a lot, my god, it's like Jews are being charitable. But you'll just ignore that because it doesn't fit your narrative. Have fun being the kind of person who relies on being part of the "master race" in order to feel superior instead of literally anything you've done in your life. No, I'm not assuming, I'm just working from experience with (((you))) people
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
No you Canaanites sacrifice it to Moloch, the orthodox jew seem to do everything in their ability to jew over Yahweh, it's pretty funny.
Lol nice joke, if that was the case why doesn't Israel open their borders and tear down their walls and share their wealth with their neighbors? :)
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
What???????
Oh I see, I didn't know every Jew had absolute say in Israel, that the surrounding nations stopped bombing Israel, or that Jewish charity drives aren't a thing apparently.
Do some more research sweetie.
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
When the charities you speak of aim to flood Europe with the civilians of the the surrounding countries that Israel has destabilized it's not really in good faith now is it.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Uh, that's not what they do and citation needed?
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
http://www.globalresearch.ca/greater-israel-the-zionist-plan-for-the-middle-east/5324815
http://www.timesofisrael.com/israeli-ngo-sending-team-to-help-refugees-in-europe/
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
That doesn't say they're trying to flood Europe with civlians of the surrounding countries that they've destabilized.
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
That's okay extrapolation is hard for some people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFE0qAiofMQ
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
That's okay, You can get help now
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
Wow good one rat face, and I thought jews were meant to be smart.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Wow, anti-semitism. Brilliant retort. Hope you don't get arrested for hate speech :)
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
Oy veey it's like anudda shoah.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Oof, hope you don't live in Germany because you'll be in a world of hurt ;)
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
I don't thankfully.
https://i.redditmedia.com/zqh8C331uW0UXZ38UHsAHjzbSU2FORhfXROY-67ziQc.jpg?w=720&s=b58faeb8eaa1a0813283c678fa778ebe
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Oh, so I guess you can never be a real Nazi then. Don't worry, there are always helicopters.
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
Wow rude, thanks for reminding me.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
(((I))) always aim to be helpful
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
And I'll continue to be a naughty goy.
1 ownersinc 2017-08-04
New SnapShill quote anyone?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-08-04
Said the trust fund baby
1 doughboy011 2017-08-04
Economic anxiety?
1 OldOrder 2017-08-04
Bruh
1 newprofile15 2017-08-04
Holy shit you're taking a video where someone compares a building to a snake as evidence that the Pope is Satan. Wow the idiocy is deeper than anyone could have imagined, the retardation is terminal.
1 otherwiseyep 2017-08-04
How many abortions would you guess Donald Trump has personally paid for?
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-08-04
Not enough, if the faces of his two elder sons are anything to go by
1 RicardusAlpers 2017-08-04
Snakes literally fuck themselves.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-08-04
Oh jeez you are one of THOSE Evangelists. "Snake demon papist anti christ whoring it up in Babylon!" dipping tobacco spit dribbles down mouth
1 jPaolo 2017-08-04
Divorced man is more of an authirity to these "catholics" than the Pope.
1 newprofile15 2017-08-04
Divorced lying adulterous greedy pussy grabber >>>> the Pope
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
God-Emperor >>>>>> commie bitch-faggot who doesn't DEUS VULT
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
No matter how much you shitpost, Daddy isn't going to fuck you. He can't even fuck Melania.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
Daddy's love encompasses us all.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-04
Mmmm k
1 StingAuer 2017-08-04
Even his daughter!
1 SpotNL 2017-08-04
I doubt anyone in that thread read the bible and there are just parotting their tele evengalist.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
This is why the Church is in decline. Pathological altruism is no basis for a religion.
1 aonome 2017-08-04
It kept the peace
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
We need something. CNN and anime and Gender Studies are not a source for virtue.
I propose a syncretic reunification of the Church with the Pantheon. The Bleeding Christ is not enough to base a whole world on.
1 djakake 2017-08-04
You know the church already owns the main pantheon, right? Syncretism already happened.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
If they did, they did a piss-poor job of it.
1 StingAuer 2017-08-04
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-08-04
Didn't Jesus wash a prostitutes feet?
1 aonome 2017-08-04
yeah but according to Drumpf supporters Muslims are different
1 IssaPupper 2017-08-04
Gosh, what's next, washing the feet of prostitutes you invite into your own home?
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-08-04
You dont have to pay them as much if you just wash their feet
1 RicardusAlpers 2017-08-04
Uh, this whole foot washing stuff is weird unless lesbian.
1 newcomer_ts 2017-08-04
It took a while but, finally, Catholics are viewed as equals in America.
1 ineedmorealts 2017-08-04
u/IHeartMyDoggy
That's easy, you side with the pope. I mean he's basically gods fav human. Unless you think Trump is somehow holier you basically have to side with the pope.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
Trump is the God-Emperor, you numpty.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
Trump just wants to be king of the milk people, friendo.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
Trump is the God-Emperor of Mankind and Savior of the West.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
being this retarded
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
Welcome.
1 shamwu 2017-08-04
t_d realizes the Catholic church has been fairly anti-capitalist for most of its history, right?
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
> Catholic church
>anti-capitalist
http://i.imgur.com/za7W7Cx.jpg
1 shamwu 2017-08-04
t_d realizes the Catholic church has been fairly anti-capitalist for most of its history, right?
1 Orsonius 2017-08-04
That source lol what a propaganda piece
1 ThatDamnedImp 2017-08-04
ITT: SRDines serious posting.
Fuck you, /u/Annarchist. This shit was under control until your spergfit,
1 JasonJewnova 2017-08-04
Is that why Drama has been sucking shit recently?
1 supergauntlet 2017-08-04
yes
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
Lol.
1 Thulean-Dragon 2017-08-04
Why do P*pists hate Jesus?
1 noicknoick 2017-08-04
Shit fellas I think we're going to get an anti-pope
1 Atimo3 2017-08-04
That would be fun, a new antipope coming not from divisions in old European monarchies but from a bunch of salty alt-righters in ‘Murica.
McCatholics, now the communion is $15 each because free salvation is communism.
1 jPaolo 2017-08-04
Is Trump Protestant?
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
He's the wonderbread of Protestant, his mother was Presbyterian
1 jPaolo 2017-08-04
All these flavours of heresy.
I guess "mainlime protestantism" is lutheranism?
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
His mother was one of the Wee Folks from the Wee Wee Frees i'm pretty sure
Free Presbyterian Church of Scotland.
His dad moved them to the rich folks church when he was 30? I'm sure if you google it you'd find more info beyond what I can remember.
1 dawnbandit 2017-08-04
As a Protestant Trump supporter this is hilarious. The Pope isn't Biblical, the whole Catholic "Church" is pretty unbiblical, too.
1 ucstruct 2017-08-04
The first one was literally in the Bible.
1 otherwiseyep 2017-08-04
How many abortions would you guess Trump has personally paid for?
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
What's the cost of a half-dozen bullets and a replacement Russian mail-order bride each time?
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
The correct amount.
1 but-uh 2017-08-04
Be a Catholic | Disobey the pope
Pick one
Disregarding the fact that the Pope didn't outright say this (yet), you can't be a catholic and just disregard the Pope. He's dogmatically incapable of being wrong when speaking on Morals or Gods will. If you believe what you chant every week, while you're secretly thinking about banging Mrs. O'Connel two pews over, He is literally guided by the Holy Spirit on all decisions and cannot be wrong.
Source- Recovering Catholic
1 SnakeEater14 2017-08-04
He is only infallible when speaking Ex Cathedra on doctrine.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
He said he's Catholic, not that he actually knows what Catholics believe cut him some slack.
Never mind saying The Pope is guided by the Holy Spirit on all decisions and cannot be wrong means it's time to round up all the Jews and kick them out of Italy in the most Christian way possible.
1 flipkt 2017-08-04
I'll bet a few $$ that they'll try to add the legitimate catholic pedo stuff to pizzagate, which they surprisingly haven't done so far.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
The current pope is a commie faggot.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
What's next, sharing bread and fish equally?
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
I'm not ideological.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-04
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Oh, so only religious if you ignore everything Jesus said or did. Have you considered joining (((us)))?
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
I have. Israelis I like very much, with their guns and their MDMA and their fucking Islams up like whoah
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
Give in, goyim, GIVE IN!
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
I am finding it a little strange, that (((you))) would even want to bolster your numbers with fat, uneducated Nazis like myself.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-04
(((We))) take anyone willing to circumcise themselves for the cause
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-04
I'm all about circumcision, bruh. Dudes with labia still fused to their dicks might as well be trannies, as far as I'm concerned.
1 handsomestalin 2017-08-04
Cucktholics BTFO
1 Stinkfished 2017-08-04
I'm guessing they don't know what the word irony means.
1 EmberT3ch 2017-08-04
I'm no Trump fan, but I'm calling bullshit on the original story in question. I cannot find a second source for this - if the pope actually said this, it'd be on the news everywhere.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-04
Lol.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-08-04
http://www.laciviltacattolica.it/articolo/evangelical-fundamentalism-and-catholic-integralism-in-the-usa-a-surprising-ecumenism/
The La Civiltà Cattolica isn't just a newspaper run by people who are close to the Pope.
The Secretariat of State of the Holy See clears it before it goes out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Civilt%C3%A0_Cattolica