"Big Brother" contestants upset that a fellow house-guest is sticking her fingers up their assholes without consent.

78  2017-08-10 by Sarge_Ward

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>tmz article instastickied

this is why this is the only worthwhile subreddit

We're the altright SRD, and yet our two stickies are about buttpokin and Alex Jones playing with forget spinners. Actually, nevermind, that sounds like what an altright SRD would do.

Aka we're /r/CringeAnarchy, but with a focus on drama instead of cringe?

/r/CringeAnarchy is just /pol/'s random reddit board. "Cringe" doesn't even come into play.

Nah, m8. We get loads of cringe there.

Aka we're /r/CringeAnarchy, but with a focus on drama instead of cringe?

How badly would you have to misbehave on Big Brother to get forcibly removed? If you stabbed someone would you still have to get voted off?

Ostensibly they'd be arrested but after you get arraigned you could just post bail and move back in but I'm not sure how the "house" works. Do they go off property? Or is that losing?

Aaaages ago on Australian big brother one or two guys got kicked off the show for "turkey slapping" (cock slapping) another contestant in the face lol

>Australian

Competely unsurprised

american humour = "(insert nationality here)!!"

What an ungratefull guy, other people pay for that.

Didn't a guy put a knife to a girl's neck jokingly and get kicked out? or was that a different reality show.

You are correct. It was like season 2, long time ago. They got hammered and he put the knife to her throats and said what would you do if I killed you?

She had multiple necks?!

Yes, it was American edition.

During a live feed from the house, Alex got emotional when describing the incidents to houseguest Josh -- and said it affected her because a family member had been raped and killed

Uh, ok.

her brother died from Kenshiro two fingering dat bussy

YAAAAMEEETTTEEEEEEE!

She should take a week off for emotional distress.

I should be watching Big Brother.

Big Brother was my source of drama before the social media internet

I'm not comparing it to rape, but that would be annoying as fuck.

poke her deep in the ass every time she did it...end of story. It either ends in sexy times or she learns her lesson.

It's all fun and games, until the fabric rips and she's finger deep in someone's shit.

It'll be even more fun then.

/r/pussypass

Feel the cheek? Fine, I work out. Full on penetration? I'd punch her in the jaw. No joke.

what if it was just a little penetration, like is one knuckle ok

Only up to the wrist

im gonna fully penetrate u

Does she sniff her fingers after?

She was just checking the oil.

In the comments, there's a nice discussion about Donald Trump and Bill Clinton. TMZ has pretty cancerous comments. Would recommend if you're into that kind of thing.

It's not that I'm into it, I just can't stop myself from reading the retarded comment section of any website. Hence why I'm here.

This reminds me of the hilarious blog of a black esl teacher in Japan who had to be on constant alert from this from his students.

I wish I could find the URL, he had tons of great stories.

Kancho!

Holy shit, I used to read that in the 00s.

I always keep a large turd ready to fire at all times for this very reason.

Chipotle shill pls leave

Not until I rave about the new Chipotle chorizo bowl.

The anal invader is Jessica Graf -- whose schtick is to approach unsuspecting houseguests from behind and surprise them with a deep oil check.

I'm gonna have to check out TMZ more. This journalism is divine.