I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
Basically, I ran into the kid and his friends. He was arrogant and was making fun of me because of last time. He pinned me against a wall with his hands on my throat and then he told me to give him my shoes which I did. I walked home shoeless,
Kids balls haven’t even dropped and he’s alpha’d this grown man twice, r/incels was right about chads all along.
Oh yizz! Highjacking top comment to say I'm finally unbanned. Here's a life hack for ya: Hillary Clinton jokes are off limits apparently. And you can't keep (((certain people))) safe, as a joke even. Am I pushing my luck with this truth bomb/u/geraldo42 ?
I've got a funny on-topic story too actually. There are usually a couple of kids playing out here in the yard, no biggie really as far as I'm concerned. I don't hate kids. I'm not a psychopath. The problem is when I'm on certain drugs and get really hot. Gotta open the windows. Take off my clothes. You know, and they are right outside there. They'll stay for fucking hours too and even I haven't sunk so low that I'll do a line like a foot away from some innocent kids. (The only flat surface I own that's not a floor is by the window)
So I think I'll go out to the patio. It's like the common area of apartment complex. That's a good idea. Covered up by trees. Kinda. At this point I throw caution to the wind though. I gots ta have that refill. Damn kids have fucked my buzz. So I bring my shit out and smokes, beer whatever, you know. Fucking finally.
Then the damn kids run up to the area I'm at and start fucking around. Too close for comfort. It should be noted here that I'm wearing tight fucking jeans and a leather jacket with no shirt underneath so, you know.... Not only am I a weirdo doing drugs in the middle of my apartment complex's recreational area, I look the part too.
This is when the kids bee-line to the place where I'm sitting, but as I said it's kinda encased in foliage. I guess they hadn't taken in the whole scene yet. I realize this gon' be bad and scramble the most illegal things together in my drug box. Idk how smart kids are, but yeah... I don't know man. At this point I hope they are really fucking dense.
I'm usually nice to the kids though and they respect my style I guess. I'm not a fucking psychopath. I think they realize this. (I know one of their moms too. Friendly, looks kinda like Zoe Quinn but hotter. At this point that's a big relief because you know a semi trashy cool punk mom is a lot less likely to fuck with you.)
Eh.. yeah. So they aren't as scared as they should be to find me there with an odd looking box, Spilled a beer over my jeans in the commotion too and my nipples are visible. Starting to get cold too you know.
I joke around a bit to defuse the situation, but you know you're never funny on stims at best you're like a lovable freak. Think I pulled that off at least... and they're semi-trashy kids that won't fuck with you if you pretend to be their big bro for 5 mins once a week. Mommy Zoe prolly brought home worse. Not really, but y'know.
I can't remember my point right now, but do you guys think I'll get kicked out off my apartment? I don't even think you're allowed to smoke on the patio thing. Does anyone know how dumb kids are and if they'll fuck with you? Kinda worried about the one that's not Zoe's. Normal kids will fuck you over for sure. They're also like 10 or something. Grateful for any advice.
And both are perfectly easy to watch and absolutely hilarious. If someone literally can't watch a 20 minute sitcom they need to kill their helicopter parents.
My favorite circle jerk is the diamond one, it's an excuse for people to be selfish while still acting smart, and for poor people to argue with their girlfriends about how "this social norm is really just made up by diamond companies and you don't need a ring."
All the characters suck, the only successful person on that show was Dwight. He ended up being a landlord and owning a large, productive farm. I don't know why he put up with that shitty work environment.
And Toby wasn't bad at all, the writers just refused to ever give him happiness for no reason, he was a fake bad guy.
The only karmic ending would have been if Jim and Pam got eaten by a pack of rabid dogs because they were both shit.
With both arms on the outside the choke shouldn't be possible. This is not the moment of unconsciousness, that much is for certain. Armless triangles are a thing but not with the setup we see here. I need to see this video.
Get that video please snally. When i tried googling it the only thing that would come up is that hilarious video of Katt Williams getting beat up by a 17 year old
Give the kid a beer. He'll be excited to prove how manly he is by chugging his first beer in front of his friends. Little does he know that you crushed an entire bottle of tylenol and mixed it in with the beer. This will solve the problem.
Not gonna lie, I lost a "fight" to a 14 year old when I was 18.
The kid was on my soccer team and clearly had some kind of mental issues. The coach got me to conduct most of the conditioning drills and at one point, I made the kid re-do push-ups. The guy's like "get the fuck outta my face", stands up, and kicks me square in the nuts.
After writhing in pain for about a minute I got up and shrugged it off. The kid got sent to an alternative school.
His description of the first fight, where a 17-year-old demanded a 10-year-old clean his shoes and ultimately got his arse kicked by a kid half his size:
How was I the bully? If anything, he was the bully. He was the one who kept beating me up even after I told him that I gave up several times. While I was all crying and asking for him to let go, he just continued choking me. He's a piece of shit, I'm the victim here!
I am 99% certain the guy who posted that isn’t the kid in the pics. I’ve tried to find the video to prove it but I can’t. Anyways, at least there was an interesting thread on nexopia for once.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-25
I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
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1 SperglockHolmes 2017-09-25
Find the 10 year old, bust his knee caps in with a bat, record you doing it, and then put it on Youtube.
1 snallygaster 2017-09-25
*put it on worldstar
1 riemann1413 2017-09-25
*put it on liveleak
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-09-25
*put on pornhub
1 wow___justwow 2017-09-25
facebook stream it IMO
1 glmox 2017-09-25
facebook is the liveleak of streaming platforms
1 snallygaster 2017-09-25
this
1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-25
Jesus christ, this guy got strangled out by the strength of a 4’11 10 year old’s legs, I don’t think he can swing the bat fast enough.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-09-25
If you get rocked by a ten year old you have to commit seppuku, thats a rule.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-25
Straight up, no joke, Samurai have died for less
1 t4779 2017-09-25
Kids balls haven’t even dropped and he’s alpha’d this grown man twice, r/incels was right about chads all along.
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-09-25
Oh yizz! Highjacking top comment to say I'm finally unbanned. Here's a life hack for ya: Hillary Clinton jokes are off limits apparently. And you can't keep (((certain people))) safe, as a joke even. Am I pushing my luck with this truth bomb /u/geraldo42 ?
I've got a funny on-topic story too actually. There are usually a couple of kids playing out here in the yard, no biggie really as far as I'm concerned. I don't hate kids. I'm not a psychopath. The problem is when I'm on certain drugs and get really hot. Gotta open the windows. Take off my clothes. You know, and they are right outside there. They'll stay for fucking hours too and even I haven't sunk so low that I'll do a line like a foot away from some innocent kids. (The only flat surface I own that's not a floor is by the window)
So I think I'll go out to the patio. It's like the common area of apartment complex. That's a good idea. Covered up by trees. Kinda. At this point I throw caution to the wind though. I gots ta have that refill. Damn kids have fucked my buzz. So I bring my shit out and smokes, beer whatever, you know. Fucking finally.
Then the damn kids run up to the area I'm at and start fucking around. Too close for comfort. It should be noted here that I'm wearing tight fucking jeans and a leather jacket with no shirt underneath so, you know.... Not only am I a weirdo doing drugs in the middle of my apartment complex's recreational area, I look the part too.
This is when the kids bee-line to the place where I'm sitting, but as I said it's kinda encased in foliage. I guess they hadn't taken in the whole scene yet. I realize this gon' be bad and scramble the most illegal things together in my drug box. Idk how smart kids are, but yeah... I don't know man. At this point I hope they are really fucking dense.
I'm usually nice to the kids though and they respect my style I guess. I'm not a fucking psychopath. I think they realize this. (I know one of their moms too. Friendly, looks kinda like Zoe Quinn but hotter. At this point that's a big relief because you know a semi trashy cool punk mom is a lot less likely to fuck with you.)
Eh.. yeah. So they aren't as scared as they should be to find me there with an odd looking box, Spilled a beer over my jeans in the commotion too and my nipples are visible. Starting to get cold too you know.
I joke around a bit to defuse the situation, but you know you're never funny on stims at best you're like a lovable freak. Think I pulled that off at least... and they're semi-trashy kids that won't fuck with you if you pretend to be their big bro for 5 mins once a week. Mommy Zoe prolly brought home worse. Not really, but y'know.
I can't remember my point right now, but do you guys think I'll get kicked out off my apartment? I don't even think you're allowed to smoke on the patio thing. Does anyone know how dumb kids are and if they'll fuck with you? Kinda worried about the one that's not Zoe's. Normal kids will fuck you over for sure. They're also like 10 or something. Grateful for any advice.
1 Sarge_Ward 2017-09-25
wow this
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-09-25
Yeah, ain't that the truth.
You're one of the most level-headed guys on this sub. What do you think, will this have some serious consequences or what?
1 Sarge_Ward 2017-09-25
I am?
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-09-25
Aren't you? You're like voice of reason around here. You should ask for that flair.
1 Sarge_Ward 2017-09-25
I'm quite keen on my banana right now. But I'm glad to know I'm so important to the way of life around here.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-25
Yeah, I always said that we can play snooker on your head it's so level and flat!
1 JasonJewnova 2017-09-25
Welcome back Hjalmar <3
Btw you should fuck their mom and make them call you daddy
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-09-25
Thanks a bunch! Keep your friends close and fuck your enemies mom's. I like it. I'll try it out if the situation escalates.
1 redrobin65 2017-09-25
wat
1 glmox 2017-09-25
normie detected
1 ahbslldud 2017-09-25
GOOD post
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-09-25
I learned from the best
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-25
Banned for being retarded.
1 SkippyDippo 2017-09-25
Oh my god, why would you post this? This is worse cringe than that episode of The Office, Scott's Tots.
1 SDIHTD 2017-09-25
I can't stand the "I'm too fragile to watch Scott's Tots" circlejerk.
1 444455555666666 2017-09-25
the dinner party episode was better anyway
1 SDIHTD 2017-09-25
And both are perfectly easy to watch and absolutely hilarious. If someone literally can't watch a 20 minute sitcom they need to kill their helicopter parents.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-25
"IM IN HELL. SHES THE DEVIL"
Me and the missus use that line all the time
1 riemann1413 2017-09-25
actually the reason life expectancy was so low was because of the high infant mortality rates
also the diamond industry is a scam, that three month's salary thing is just a marketing campaign
1 izuerial 2017-09-25
My favorite circle jerk is the diamond one, it's an excuse for people to be selfish while still acting smart, and for poor people to argue with their girlfriends about how "this social norm is really just made up by diamond companies and you don't need a ring."
1 riemann1413 2017-09-25
when really it's just that they're too broke lmaoooo
1 Hellkyte 2017-09-25
Did you know mother Teresa was a bad person? Also you shouldn't donate to the Red Cross and Susan B Coleman.
1 celocanth13 2017-09-25
The entire show is unwatchable garbage
1 SDIHTD 2017-09-25
Nah it was good.
Michael Scott was a great performance by Steve Carrel in the tradition of Alan Partridge, Gary Shandling and Larry David.
1 celocanth13 2017-09-25
All the characters suck, the only successful person on that show was Dwight. He ended up being a landlord and owning a large, productive farm. I don't know why he put up with that shitty work environment.
And Toby wasn't bad at all, the writers just refused to ever give him happiness for no reason, he was a fake bad guy.
The only karmic ending would have been if Jim and Pam got eaten by a pack of rabid dogs because they were both shit.
1 SDIHTD 2017-09-25
Toby wasn't supposed to be a bad guy, we were supposed to feel sorry for how Michael treated him.
And Michael found a woman to love, moved away and started a family. Exactly what he wanted, so I'd say that was successful.
I get not liking it, but calling it unwatchable trash is a bit extreme. Unwatchable trash is Two Broke Girls.
1 celocanth13 2017-09-25
They didn't need to break his neck when he went to Costa Rica
Micheal deserved to begin and end his life as the assistant manager for a department in a grocery store.
The characters suck and someone should have postal'd the office.
1 whenweriiide 2017-09-25
i love the office but i kinda agree. if they followed with dwight's original persona, the natural turn of events would be a shooting spree.
if you guys want the nihilist office, the british version is downright depressing.
1 lefedorasir 2017-09-25
End yourself right now
1 celocanth13 2017-09-25
Can't make me
1 wow___justwow 2017-09-25
This is a place of welcoming and you should just get the hell out.
1 whenweriiide 2017-09-25
celocanth are pretty cool animals
1 ahbslldud 2017-09-25
I'm with you my man. Steve Carrell makes me wanna take a baseball bat to some babies.
1 whenweriiide 2017-09-25
the real cringe is you turning down a free circlejerk
1 cavs_lost_lol 2017-09-25
I love it when smellygaster submits her own drama.
1 18aidanme 2017-09-25
misread it as knocked up, dissapointed tbh.
1 snallygaster 2017-09-25
no /ss/ for you!
1 SDIHTD 2017-09-25
"if he gets me in a move like that" is so funny to me.
This guy is probably very good at video games.
1 SDIHTD 2017-09-25
Who has an account there? Someone needs to grab the picture he posted of it happening.
http://forums.nexopia.com/threads/i-was-knocked-out-by-a-10-year-old-how-do-i-get-over-the-embarrassment.4662/
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1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-25
No fucking way, this “17” year old looks 13
1 JTBebe 2017-09-25
I used to be skinny like that at 17-18. Its not fun
1 lincoln1222 2017-09-25
no way this kid is 5'10
1 Jfmsuboi 2017-09-25
More pictures here:
http://forums.nexopia.com/threads/i-was-knocked-out-by-a-10-year-old-how-do-i-get-over-the-embarrassment-part-2.5791/page-2
1 SamWhite 2017-09-25
Not sure I'm buying it.
1 uniqueguy263 2017-09-25
That seems fake. Bet they're the same age but one's shorter and they're pranking the sub
1 antihexe 2017-09-25
i mean to be fair that is 1 jacked 10 year old
1 ChuckyMumbles 2017-09-25
Huh...
With both arms on the outside the choke shouldn't be possible. This is not the moment of unconsciousness, that much is for certain. Armless triangles are a thing but not with the setup we see here. I need to see this video.
1 kermit_was_right 2017-09-25
Also note that the kid isn't actually restraining his arms.
1 Greatpointbut 2017-09-25
Wasn't there a semi famous comic beat up by a 12 year old a few years ago?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-25
Kevin Hart, I believe. But it's acceptable bc he's smaller than a child
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2017-09-25
Wrong. Katt Williams got beat up by a 12 year old. Kevin Hart looks like a 12 year old.
1 Namenamenamenamena 2017-09-25
Katt Williams looks like a 60 year old 12 year old.
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2017-09-25
Katt Williams looks like a 12 year old that has been smoking crack for 40 years.
1 fsdgfhk 2017-09-25
Katt Williams got beat up by a 12 year old on video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMN2EeWLZd0
1 MooseHeckler 2017-09-25
The teen in question was 14 or 15.
1 JumbledFun 2017-09-25
Get that video please snally. When i tried googling it the only thing that would come up is that hilarious video of Katt Williams getting beat up by a 17 year old
1 Freelancer400 2017-09-25
omg it's like a real life version of that scene from Stepbrothers when they get beat up by a bunch of kids
1 MasterLawlz 2017-09-25
this is just the plot of Step Brothers
1 PolishPugLady 2017-09-25
This is the most autistic thing I've seen in ages. Thank you for blessing me with this.
1 Thhueros 2017-09-25
Give the kid a beer. He'll be excited to prove how manly he is by chugging his first beer in front of his friends. Little does he know that you crushed an entire bottle of tylenol and mixed it in with the beer. This will solve the problem.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-25
Jesus, I need to see this video. /u/snallygaster, you have to get it for me
1 snallygaster 2017-09-25
I'm trying to find it and failing :(
1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-25
Come on, I believe in you snally
1 lincoln1222 2017-09-25
ooh, he's trying!
1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-25
Is this guy a real life Mark from Peep Show?
1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-25
I need more posts like this, the cringe is so bad it’s good
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-25
Not gonna lie, I lost a "fight" to a 14 year old when I was 18.
The kid was on my soccer team and clearly had some kind of mental issues. The coach got me to conduct most of the conditioning drills and at one point, I made the kid re-do push-ups. The guy's like "get the fuck outta my face", stands up, and kicks me square in the nuts.
After writhing in pain for about a minute I got up and shrugged it off. The kid got sent to an alternative school.
1 Jfmsuboi 2017-09-25
Yo wtf. At first I thought this was an obvious troll until the pictures.
He literally got KTFO by a 10 year old and had his shoes ganked.
1 Jfmsuboi 2017-09-25
I NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO
1 DannyLee90 2017-09-25
I imagine the "entertainment factor" is now going the opposite way.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-25
His description of the first fight, where a 17-year-old demanded a 10-year-old clean his shoes and ultimately got his arse kicked by a kid half his size:
Holy shit that's amazing.
1 OniTan 2017-09-25
1 SuperShake66652 2017-09-25
Suicide is the only answer.
1 bleepis 2017-09-25
now this is good drama
1 TheJohnnuu 2017-09-25
This is hard to read. People have killed themselves for less.
1 KikiThor 2017-09-25
I am 99% certain the guy who posted that isn’t the kid in the pics. I’ve tried to find the video to prove it but I can’t. Anyways, at least there was an interesting thread on nexopia for once.