Vintage Alex Jones: Halloween Edition

56  2017-10-03 by MasterLawlz

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Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.

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what an American Hero. I wanna go to a party as Alex Jones for Halloween

Fantastic

You can skip the Super Male Vitality drops. Would make the whole thing half the price. Just lick the water from a puddle on the street. Has the same effect as the Super Male Vitality drops.

You mean the water that has birth control hormones in it? No thanks, shill! It's only Super Male Vitality for patriots like myself!

i assumed it was a prop

Probably need one of those fake pregnancy bellies too.

If only he had a reddit account so we could mod him.

He does, he's even commented here: https://www.reddit.com/user/AlexJonesInfowarrior

lmfao

jesus imagine thinking poignant is an obscure word for geniuses

Back when the frogs were still straight.

and good ol AJ was one whale lighter

Modabuse

That segment in the first minute about the cops having thermal vision, hahahah

He pronounced it wrong but he's referring to this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forward_looking_infrared

Which indoor weed growers have long known about as a danger for getting caught.

Forward looking infrared

Forward looking infrared (FLIR) cameras, typically used on military and civilian aircraft, use a thermographic camera that senses infrared radiation.

The sensors installed in forward-looking infrared cameras—as well as those of other thermal imaging cameras—use detection of infrared radiation, typically emitted from a heat source (thermal radiation), to create an image assembled for video output.

They can be used to help pilots and drivers steer their vehicles at night and in fog, or to detect warm objects against a cooler background. The wavelength of infrared that thermal imaging cameras detect is 3 to 12 μm, and differs significantly from that of night vision, which operates in the visible light and near-infrared ranges (0.4 to 1.0 μm).


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That's why ya grow it in your basement!

Still gotta vent the heat out somewhere.

That's true

I have to admit being curious. Do you know how they'd do something like that?

This seems like it would be extremely difficult to hide.

Well, nowadays you run LEDs instead of HPS for a little more energy efficiency but if you want to hide from FLiR mostly it's a matter of limiting total energy usage. Spread it out over ~25-30 sq feet and a 600W HPS can get ~2 pounds out of the same power draw as a gaming computer.

Thank you. While I probably won't start growing anything, it's always good to know in case I ever decide to take up gardening as a hobby.

thank god for that warning i almost tried to call in

He doesn't even take his shirt off?

/u/AlexJonesInfoWarrior post more shirtless daddy porn

daddy 😍😍😍😍😍💦💦

I first became aware of Alex Jones around 2000 when he did the Bohemian Grove thing. He seemed relatively sane back then.

I'm honestly somewhat convinced Alex Jones is 99% an act, but even if he's not I give him major credit.

He went from Texas public access TV and just fuckin kept at it for years with a high work ethic and is now more or less a household name, even if it's mostly an ironic following.

I similarly admire ICP for the same reasons.

An interviewer joined him to sneak in to a rich people's party called Bohemian Grove one time back in the day, and Jones pretty much admitted that he hams it up for the nutters.

His lawyer said in court that Jones plays a character

Well honestly who wouldn't

you should see his him on the joe rogan podcast. He is a lot more chill but is still a conspiracy theorist

-awkward cut to severed head-

He looks p cute before he started packing the pounds

Cultivating mass you mean

What you do on sundays is your choice.