I'm expecting a long blog post by one of the current diversity writers about how Harmon or roiland harassed these poor girls and manrejected most of their jokes
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to hit on underage girls. The creepiness is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp on rape culture most of the threats will go over a typical girl's head. There's also Justin's rapey outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Bill Clinton, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the rapetastic capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these messages, to realize that they're not just rapey- they say something deep about SEX. As a consequence people who dislike hitting on underage girls truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the creepiness in Justin's creepy catchphrase ""lots of porn! Are you into porn?," which itself is a cryptic reference to Anthony Weiner's sexts. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Just Roilands's sexual fantasy unfolds itself on their daughter. What fools... how I pity them. đ And yes by the way, I DO have a John Podesta tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the underage ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
The society's attitude to ephebophiles is a result of necromatriarchy
The biological truth is that every time a female ovulates, she's that step closer to being reproductively dead. Unlike men, females have a finite supply of ovulae, and they are literally dying a bit every time they ovulate.
But of course the age of consent laws were lobbied for by reproductively dead women (hence, necromatriarchy), and their sole point is to brainwash men into necrophilia, and to stigmatize and outlaw the natural male sexuality that is attracted to living females.
Mark my words, it wouldn't be long until the gradual rising of the age of consent ends up around 40-50 years so those reproductively dead females like Shillary and those who vote for her have their chance at a necrophiliac dicking from the brainwashed betas.
someone else pointed out that she was 18 when these conversations happened and that while heâs no doubt being creepy sheâs not a minor. dunno whatâs up with tumblr and trying to claim to be underage all the time even when they are in the right about something
This needs to be upvoted to the top he hasn't done anything illegal. This is drama for dramas sake especially with the ScreenJunkies and Weinstein in the news.
ârick and morty guy is horny for teenz and canât take an unenthusiastic âhaha maybeâ and leaving him on read as an answerâ is fun drama anyway, we donât need to throw pedophilia into it when she wasnât even a minor
I can go to Thailand and legally get some 14 year old bussy as well, legality doesn't make it morally reprehensible. Let's face it, the creator of your manchild cartoon is a closeted pedo.
She was literally 18 not 14 not 17 she was 18 he hasn't done anything wrong. So I really dgaf about what kinks he's into. Sure he can be a closeted pedo but as long as he doesn't act on those impulses or urges I don't see a problem. And you know he just might be into just younger girls Hugh Hefner was and nobody gave a fuck the man once had a committed relationship with 4 other women at the same time. I'm not defending him, while yes I am a fan of R&M, I don't think he's done anything wrong. It's not my place to judge what the man does in his spare time or how shitty or creepy his game is until he does something illegal.
ok so where exactly is the line drawn between pedophilia and legality? i wouldnât say thereâs a huge gap in maturity between a 17 year old and an 18 year old, but a 19 year old is (usually) more mature than a 17 year old... or is 19 too young too?
Nice virtue signalling bruh, I'm completely convinced that you're a noble white knight who would never take the opportunity to try and fuck a hot 18 year old if it were remotely a possibility.
I am surprised, just completely shocked, that the guy who got his start by creating a sexual parody of Back to the Future turned out to be socially awkward. Just... mind blown by this revelation. Wow.
I refuse to believe that the man who spends his life drawing cartoons of a world made of butts that fart is socially awkward. This is standard Chad behavior.
Yeah honestly, what the fuck dude. I was like ah man let me look up what this Rick and Morty hype is about; no one will shut up about this damn show! So I go and find what I thought was the pilot episode and it's a dude slobbering on the other dudes dick. "SO RANDOM LOL I'M A PICKLE." Get the fuck away from me, please
Even if this is not a bunch of faked screens of him doing nothing wrong anyway, remember, there's NO DOUBT THAT HE DID THIS TO MANY OTHER YOUNG WOMEN you guys /s
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewerâs head. Thereâs also Rickâs nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyâre not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnât appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rickâs existential catchphrase âWubba Lubba Dub Dub,â which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevâs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. Iâm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmonâs genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. đ And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Itâs for the ladiesâ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyâre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-07
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1 643564 2017-10-07
Another screencap of it for the archives.
1 botchlings 2017-10-07
I can 100% believe this. Just seems to fit with his personality.
1 allwordsaredust 2017-10-07
Is he the guy that admitted to shitposting on /co/ about how terrible he was or am I thinking of someone else.
1 Sarge_Ward 2017-10-07
yeah he was. He and Harmon get along so well because they both share a sense of complete self-loathing.
1 191132 2017-10-07
I'm expecting a long blog post by one of the current diversity writers about how Harmon or roiland harassed these poor girls and manrejected most of their jokes
1 quantumphilisp 2017-10-07
Ok thats retarded. Its like you think every woman are obsessed with accusing people.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-10-07
Nah, they're just obsessed with not being funny. They're humour vampires who exist only to suck entertainment out of life.
1 quantumphilisp 2017-10-07
You're the proof theres too many murican on reddit. Inbred amimals
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-10-07
Except I'm not American.
1 quantumphilisp 2017-10-07
Its spreading then
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-10-07
If so then you're patient zero for retardation
1 quantumphilisp 2017-10-07
I had acess to healtcare unlike them. So now I'm ok
1 Avakar 2017-10-07
Clearly not.
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-10-07
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to hit on underage girls. The creepiness is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp on rape culture most of the threats will go over a typical girl's head. There's also Justin's rapey outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Bill Clinton, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the rapetastic capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these messages, to realize that they're not just rapey- they say something deep about SEX. As a consequence people who dislike hitting on underage girls truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the creepiness in Justin's creepy catchphrase ""lots of porn! Are you into porn?," which itself is a cryptic reference to Anthony Weiner's sexts. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Just Roilands's sexual fantasy unfolds itself on their daughter. What fools... how I pity them. đ And yes by the way, I DO have a John Podesta tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the underage ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-10-07
N E C K Y O U R S E L F.
1 lemondiddles 2017-10-07
Not that it makes it less creepy really but she wasnt actually 18 when he sent those texts.
1 smokes_degrass 2017-10-07
that pasta has some spicy new sauce but it's still pasta you sperglord
1 ahbslldud 2017-10-07
this is by far the best version of this pasta
1 poctakeover 2017-10-07
actually the correct term is ephebophile*
1 shazbottled 2017-10-07
This should be a snappy quote
1 [deleted] 2017-10-07
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1 RollBread 2017-10-07
Ephebophile; a pedo with a thesaurus.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2017-10-07
If you are like me and have a hard time saying this word here is a guide
1 nmx179 2017-10-07
It sure is getting SRD in here today
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-07
The society's attitude to ephebophiles is a result of necromatriarchy
The biological truth is that every time a female ovulates, she's that step closer to being reproductively dead. Unlike men, females have a finite supply of ovulae, and they are literally dying a bit every time they ovulate.
But of course the age of consent laws were lobbied for by reproductively dead women (hence, necromatriarchy), and their sole point is to brainwash men into necrophilia, and to stigmatize and outlaw the natural male sexuality that is attracted to living females.
Mark my words, it wouldn't be long until the gradual rising of the age of consent ends up around 40-50 years so those reproductively dead females like Shillary and those who vote for her have their chance at a necrophiliac dicking from the brainwashed betas.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-07
/u/shazbottled
1 bleepis 2017-10-07
someone else pointed out that she was 18 when these conversations happened and that while heâs no doubt being creepy sheâs not a minor. dunno whatâs up with tumblr and trying to claim to be underage all the time even when they are in the right about something
1 thedilf 2017-10-07
This needs to be upvoted to the top he hasn't done anything illegal. This is drama for dramas sake especially with the ScreenJunkies and Weinstein in the news.
1 bleepis 2017-10-07
ârick and morty guy is horny for teenz and canât take an unenthusiastic âhaha maybeâ and leaving him on read as an answerâ is fun drama anyway, we donât need to throw pedophilia into it when she wasnât even a minor
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-07
Lefties devouring each other is never not good drama.
1 wumbo17412 2017-10-07
1 Khaelgor 2017-10-07
You took a wrong turn at albuquerque, your subreddit is there
1 Jacks_Chicken_Tartar 2017-10-07
I can go to Thailand and legally get some 14 year old bussy as well, legality doesn't make it morally reprehensible. Let's face it, the creator of your manchild cartoon is a closeted pedo.
1 thedilf 2017-10-07
She was literally 18 not 14 not 17 she was 18 he hasn't done anything wrong. So I really dgaf about what kinks he's into. Sure he can be a closeted pedo but as long as he doesn't act on those impulses or urges I don't see a problem. And you know he just might be into just younger girls Hugh Hefner was and nobody gave a fuck the man once had a committed relationship with 4 other women at the same time. I'm not defending him, while yes I am a fan of R&M, I don't think he's done anything wrong. It's not my place to judge what the man does in his spare time or how shitty or creepy his game is until he does something illegal.
1 Jacks_Chicken_Tartar 2017-10-07
All I want to know is when Rick is going to put his pickle in a teenager.
1 bleepis 2017-10-07
ok so where exactly is the line drawn between pedophilia and legality? i wouldnât say thereâs a huge gap in maturity between a 17 year old and an 18 year old, but a 19 year old is (usually) more mature than a 17 year old... or is 19 too young too?
1 Protect_Me 2017-10-07
Not illegal, just autistic and disgusting. Glad we cleared that up.
1 DickingBimbos247 2017-10-07
you're so right 18 year old women are disgusting
unlike S E X Y \ \ \ C O U G A R S.
necromatriarchy FTW!
1 bleepis 2017-10-07
i canât believe anyone over the age of 18 is in menopause. nobody told me this. so we should just basically gas any woman over the age of 18
1 DickingBimbos247 2017-10-07
True, and what an insightful point!
While a woman can only achieve total aesthetic perfection post-menopause, her beauty steadily increases with age.
Women age like
cheesewine.1 bleepis 2017-10-07
cheese?
1 nmx179 2017-10-07
Nice virtue signalling bruh, I'm completely convinced that you're a noble white knight who would never take the opportunity to try and fuck a hot 18 year old if it were remotely a possibility.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-07
Pick one
1 newprofile15 2017-10-07
Yea awkwardly coming onto 20 year old women should definitely brand someone as a pervert and potentially a sex criminal.
1 Clopernicus 2017-10-07
I consider myself to be autistic and disgusting.
1 quantumphilisp 2017-10-07
Wait, what age was he ?
1 strathmeyer 2017-10-07
The real question is, at what age do you guys not want to be able to date 18 year-olds anymore?
I plan on being rich so, like, never.
1 ahbslldud 2017-10-07
She mentioned gravity falls which premiered in 2012, he was born in 1980 so... 32+
1 TruthPains 2017-10-07
To be Fair, in red pill culture 17 is way past the wall.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-07
lol, no.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-07
whooosh
1 DoubleCheekedUp 2017-10-07
Probably the most reddit fanbase of any show to exist.
1 lickedTators 2017-10-07
I am surprised, just completely shocked, that the guy who got his start by creating a sexual parody of Back to the Future turned out to be socially awkward. Just... mind blown by this revelation. Wow.
1 ca2co3 2017-10-07
I refuse to believe that the man who spends his life drawing cartoons of a world made of butts that fart is socially awkward. This is standard Chad behavior.
1 dustin_slothman 2017-10-07
Yeah honestly, what the fuck dude. I was like ah man let me look up what this Rick and Morty hype is about; no one will shut up about this damn show! So I go and find what I thought was the pilot episode and it's a dude slobbering on the other dudes dick. "SO RANDOM LOL I'M A PICKLE." Get the fuck away from me, please
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-10-07
It was balls not dick.
1 AManYouCanTrust 2017-10-07
In fairness, you can't believe shit you read on Tumblr, so
1 Mexagon 2017-10-07
I mean is this really drama? Leftists being hyprocritcal pedofiles is nothing new.
1 hexane360 2017-10-07
1 shaneoffline 2017-10-07
I've never seen here, but I understand she's young and has a tumblr. So, yes, I would bang her.
1 swiperviper 2017-10-07
Don't know much about Rick and Morty but I don't think he's a perv but just a weirdo/creep.
1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-10-07
He's a creepy perv weirdo.
1 Greasy_Slot 2017-10-07
Tbh this seems like something Dan Harmon would do. Anyways can't wait to see how this goes.
1 MasterLawlz 2017-10-07
Is there any proof those are real? Seems like an easy thing to fake
1 freet0 2017-10-07
we're getting closer
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-10-07
Look BURP Morty I turned er myself into a sexual predator. I'M SEXUAL PREDATOR RIIIIIICK!
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-10-07
Didn't I say we were overdue a controversy from the Reddit and Memey writers?
1 darth_stroyer 2017-10-07
Justin Roiland is 100x better than fucking Dan Harmon.
He could literally fire bomb a church and I'd prefer him to Harmon.
1 AtomicWolf425 2017-10-07
Most things are better than fucking Dan Harmon, worst lay off my then 11 years long life
1 Jertob 2017-10-07
Even if this is not a bunch of faked screens of him doing nothing wrong anyway, remember, there's NO DOUBT THAT HE DID THIS TO MANY OTHER YOUNG WOMEN you guys /s
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-10-07
Do you see incels?
This is how you catfish people...
1 TexasDJ 2017-10-07
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewerâs head. Thereâs also Rickâs nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyâre not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnât appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rickâs existential catchphrase âWubba Lubba Dub Dub,â which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevâs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. Iâm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmonâs genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. đ And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Itâs for the ladiesâ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyâre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
1 THEORIGINALSNOOPDONG 2017-10-07
is it bad that i want to see what she looks like? must be nice
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-07
ITT: SRS acting like clowns over feminist bullshit.
OMG! A man hit on a universally legal woman! Only a pathetic, 20-year-old intimidated by older men could make any kind of a thing out of this.
1 grungebot5000 2017-10-07
this is the realest shit i ever did seen