Dan Harmon angry on twitter over McDonalds selling their own sauce that R&M hyped up

344  2017-10-10 by halfapineapplepie

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is that the actual end of your point or did your aimless juvenile contrariansim run out before a last dot got connected

well this is a big day for me, thanks for cutting me that slack, Professor Dipfuck

Imagine thinking this is a witty comment.

aimless juvenile contrarianism

Literally the creator of Rick and fucking Morty lmao

If lack of self awareness were a drug this would be the purest shit I've ever seen.

I'm devastated to hear you never got your sauce :'(

This needs to be a snappy quote, /u/comedicsans?

no u

What a fucking idiot.

He could have struck a marketing deal with McDonald's and made millions, instead he was too dumb so now he's going to complain about the company taking advantage of consumer demand.

His tweets are like... If you took a stunted troon from somethingawful and you made him even more obnoxious and faggy ~ Like woah~

Pretty much.

He also seems like one of those dudes that don't want to be successful.

Didn't he leave Community at one point and then come back? I'm calling it now... he'll be gone from Rick & Morty before season 4. "Creative Differences"

Apparently he got fired.

Didn't he leave Community at one point and then come back? I'm calling it now... he'll be gone from Rick & Morty before season 4. "Creative Differences"

Then they can fire all the trash writers he hired so he could bang them and get the show back on track.

Just like Community Season 4 improved when Harmon left? Right?

Woah us goons are v socially fluid

I don't think McDonalds wanted to make a deal with him / approached him about one; that's why he's salty.

It's obvious why. McDonalds needs a family friendly image, it would be stupid of them to explicitly partner with Rick and Morty.

McDonalds needs a family friendly image

I wish advertisers would stop thinking like this. No one purposely takes their shitty kids to McDonald's if they can avoid it (except for /u/ed_butteredtoast's parents because they hate him). No one eats at McDonald's unless they hate themselves or they don't have a lot of other options. McDonald's already has a campaign aimed at black customers (which is a terrible "this is what white people think black people like" atrocity), they need forget family's and do more niche advertising. R&M fans are the perfect demographic because we already know they hate themselves (or should). Jumping on the [as] bandwagon and doing stupid, edgy, absurdist ads worked out pretty good for Burger King.

I know that this comment is satire but it still made me twitch a bit.

this is why you're not in advertising.

no please tell us more about how you understand the subject better than those who do it for a fucking living.

this is why you're not in advertising.

I'm not in sales and/or advertising because they're shit jobs for shit people. Advertising isn't an episode of Mad Men.

no please tell us more about how you understand the subject better than those who do it for a fucking living.

Should I be asking you how to make fucking french fries just because you do it for a living?

Should I be asking you how to make fucking french fries just because you do it for a living?

you can't figure something that simple out on your own?

we'll if you do need to ask then yes i suggest you ask someone with the experience over asking someone who think you should dip it in dogshit and then put it in the microwave for 2 years.

he's just mad his fans are a bunch of grown manchildren who think tendie sauce is important. Exposed his retarded fanbase.

Anyone who riots over meme sauce needs to be fed to chickens.

Pickle rick macnugets?

Not even. Just feed them to chickens and bury them in a big ol pit.

And this is coming from someone who took their username directly from the show.

Yeah, I did that back before the fans were complete cancer. While I definitely regret that choice now it can be useful when shitposting.

Awesome... A rick and morty hipster. Keep yourself safe

Not really. They had released the first 2 seasons before I saw an episode. It's only been since the latest season came out that Ricardo and Mortimer fans decided they wanted to outdo Dr. Who fans.

It's only been since the latest season came out that Ricardo and Mortimer fans decided they wanted to outdo Dr. Who fans.

Do you have any idea how low one must sink in order to be worse than the fans of a show that they turned into Twilight with aliens?

So this is how it feels to have something you love get destroyed by autists... Interesting.

It would be better if he actually was autistic because he just couldn't help it and would have had a more mild freakout. This guy got up, got dressed, and went out with the intention of rolling on the ground shrieking "REEEEEEE! I'M PICKLE-REEEEEEEEE!"

You're right; this is worse. Humanity needs another plague.

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I don't think he has that level of self-awareness anyway considering how manchildish his twitter looks

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLxnvpgVYAEkNB6.jpg

I alone have the luxury of making any joke about this

Where were you when Dan Harmon got into a flamewar with a mcdonalds cashier and lost?

I'm not owned I wonder what Cartoon Network has to say about this

H3h3 exposé about this when

don't you get it? no one owns creative people. they're hired but get a sock wrapped in contact.

they probably shrunk him into a corncob

isnt that too many characters for twitter

They just recently doubled the amount allowed.

Holy crap, they gave Dan Harmon 280 characters? We need to move up the mayocide schedule.

Holy crap, they gave Dan Harmon 280 characters?

This was a mistake. He can barely manage the dozen or so in his TV shows.

good GOD

tfw Rick wasn't written to be a larger than life asshole

Lol /u/danharmon you and your show are the property of Time Warner. Just saying

Dan was sorta-happy with his little niche show about outsiders at a community college. Now he's running the most popular animated show and he doesn't know how to handle it.

I don't think there's any chance in hell that Rick and Morty has the viewership that Community had, even if it is the most popular.

Hmmm... because it was on the Normie Broadcasting Channel versus Adult Swim?

lmao what?

Community had infamously low ratings and Rick and Morty is one of the highest rated shows on tv.

Community had terrible ratings for a live action show but usually animation does better. Nielsen ratings suck. Only Yahoo! probably has any idea what the actual ratings were and by the time they got it the viewership had dropped immensely from its peak.

the fuck you talking about? no one watched Community when it was still on

he's just mad his fans are a bunch of grown manchildren

So he's mad that his fans are a reflection of his own failings?

He's just mad he's not getting a cut of the shekels.

Implying he isn't one?

Promoting a discontinued product getting zero (0) dolaridoos (USD) in return

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Complaining now that it's being rereleased and you realised you got fucked over since you don't have the rights to it and the R&M badly drawn sci-fi futurama cartoon aesthetic

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Him admitting that the Richard and Mortimer visual aesthetic is a hack job of Futurama is so great.

is a hack job of Futurama

Is about the best description of that cartoon I've read yet, even among all the other long-winded garbage I've read people write about it.

I think it's unfair to compare R&M to Futurama, R&M is funny but Futurama's writing staff had more than fifty cumulative years at Harvard, it's why so much of their writing was next level. That being said, the writing and comedy styles of the two are pretty different and they're both really good.

To be fair, you have to be very intelligent to like futurama.

Futurama was the hipster of /r/iamverysmart cartoon circlejerks

Except, imo, they deserved it a lot more.

They should have left Futurama at 4 seasons, for the movies and the later seasons they had to split the writing teams up for budgetary reasons and it shows. It went from a show where they had to find minutes to cut out to get it to runtime to one where they needed to stretch scenes to make it.

I still think it was good until the end, the quality did dip a bit but not enough for me to think it should have been cut earlier than it did. I remember one of the best episodes in the show being the one where Fry, the professor, and Bender all got in a time machine except it could only move forward and they never found one that could go backwards.

Even towards its later years, it was better than most comedies out there.

to be fair, you need to have an extremely high IQ to write Futurama

Futerama is a sci-fi hack version of the Simpson's

What the fuck is wrong with everyones teeth? Did they not have braces where he grew up?

In that show, everyone's British.

So he hyped up that sauce

>for free, pro bono, no financial renunciation, without the promise of coin

Amazing

And he's getting no compensation! How could this have happened?

Dolarydoos are Australian currency.

That's why the (USD).

I know it's fun to say bad things about Rick and Morty but badly drawn it is not

He's angry that he isn't getting a percentage, more like it.

Look at him, he's angry McDonalds didn't pay him off with chicken nuggets.

You're wrong.

He wanted the new tendies.

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Literally only angry because he played himself

But he had a handshake deal for a share of the profits from Szechuan sauce in perpetuity.

hold the permission, extra awkward

I wonder if he asked McDonald's for permission to mention their sauce in a episode?

No. Of course not. That's one of the things that makes his comment funny and retarded.

He must not watch the show.

He must not be a Rick & Morty fan.

He wouldn't get Rick & Morty I guess.

Of course he doesn't, he's a lowly TV writer/producer. You have to be a rocket surgeon or brain engineer to understand all the subtlety and nuance of R&M's gross-out fart joke murder humor.

tfw you're actually old enough to remember being a kid in the 90s and mcdonalds actually made a back to the future toy tie in so mcdonalds could actually make a time travelling scientist man with a kid and still have the IP.

Imagine wanting a company to ask you for permission to sell their own product.

> mention a McDonalds product

> McDonalds sells that product

> "w-what you can't do that!"

hold the permission

HE DID NOT CONSENT! McDonald's literally raped /u/danharmon, show us on the Back to the Future framework where the clown touched you.

I mean one side didn't make enough of a dumb meme sauce and one rioted, harassed service workers, and stabbed a guy over a dumb meme sauce. But the real issue is they didn't pay off Dan Harmon first obviously.

There was a stabbing? When did I miss this?

Tbh it turned out it wasn't a rick and morty influenced stabbing, just a regular McDonalds stabbing.

ah ok, normal Mcstabbing, carry on then.

I mean it's still massively fucked, but if you consider how many McDonalds there are in the US, there's a pretty good chance of SOMETHING going down on any given day.

I like Rick and Morty, but man the hysteria around it from both the fans and the creators is really turning me off even watching the new season.

Imagine being such a cuck you let autists dictate what you do smh fam

You have a point, and I genuinely make an effort not to let fanbases ruin the things I enjoy. But these shenanigans have hit the point where even being associated with this is embarrassing

Would you really wear a Tool or Rush shirt in public? Not on a bet/dare, I mean regularly. All it does is scream "I'm a pretentious douche!"

Same issue with Rick and Morty: if you like the show, you gotta avoid association with the fanbase or you will look like a manchild to everyone else.

Rush

What? Does Rush really have that reputation? I'd think more Radiohead than Rush.

The fans, not the band. Heard a lot of pretentious fucks say the same things they say about Tool.

wearing a rush shirt is the only form of birth control more effective than abstinence

Would you really wear a Tool or Rush shirt in public

No, because both those bands are terrible.

fair point, but delete your existence anyways

Anymore of your cheek and you're going over my knee.

Would you really wear a Tool or Rush shirt in public?

Of course not, I don't like shitty, over-hyped bands. Get me a B-52s t-shirt and maybe we'll talk.

Of course not, I don't like shitty, over-hyped bands.

Nice

Get me a B-52s t-shirt and maybe we'll talk.

Marry me.

Nah for real though, the drama surrounding R&M is annoying cause it's all over most forms of social media. I still watch it, but I kinda wish I could do so in a vacuum lol

nigga you got like 2 years before then to come to terms with your beta-ness

I've been a beta since I was born

enjoy your R&M m8, just do it in seclusion

Skip the pickle shit and it's a great season, autists latch into anything, it's not worth missing out on things just to spite them.

I only ever read about the hysteria. Sure, maybe it pops up a bit much in my reddit experience. But generally I just watch the show, go to bed, and get on with my life. I have a couple of friends that watch it. I think I have had maybe three actual conversations with people about it during this season.

I don't go on the R&M sub, I don't bother with Twitter, and I don't listen to Dan's podcast anymore. So I can just kind of enjoy the show at my leisure. The knowledge that there are a lot of mouth-breather, obsessive fans has zero impact on my experience.

Since the new season was garbage tier meme humor and living cartoon of the vagina monologues you are not missing out.

The latest season fucking sucks. At least when compared to one or even 2. I feel like this is the only place on Reddit I can say this and not be drowned out in angry replies and downvotes

Agreed, I'm glad someone bought that up. I don't hate the new season, but it doesn't top the first two. I don't like how negative/dickish the characters are to each other this season. At least in the first season Rick showed he deeply cared for Morty and the family. Now they just seem to be angry at eachother all the time and keep flanderizing the worst qualities of each character. I did like the plots better in the first seasons too. The only new episodes I liked was the Citadel, Mortys Mindblowers, and the first episode.

It's hard to pin point the exact thing that feels off, but it just doesn't have that same exact charm as the first 2 seasons.

It's because it was meant to be a 14 episode season with an overarching plot, but when they realised they wouldn't be able to finish it on time they rushed everything near the end to cram it into 10 episodes.

It shows, all of the build up from the start could have actually meant something and made it a satisfying conclusion... but they basically fucked it all up in one of the most unsatisfying season finales I've ever seen.

morty kinda frightens me now. like hes so cold. i liked how in the first 2 seasons he was very scared on the adventures

Same here! I liked Morty when he was naive and wasn't as condescending to Rick & everyone else. They just seem to be fighting with eachother now. I liked the good mood that seasons 1 & 2 gave us. At least at the end of the episodes, they learned a lesson and showecd that they cared about the family in the end. it turned too dark and negative in season 3, besides maybe 3 or 4 episodes

Holy fuck, I thought just the fans were stupid. The creator finds a way to show them up.

Dan Harmon is such an insufferable piece of shit lol, He is slowly becoming the new Joss Whedon.

Granted they are both male feminist who abuse women, but still.

So how long until it comes out that Harmon has been fucking body pillows of Beth and Summer.

Has Dan Harmon ever claimed to be a feminist? Hes humor ia way too edgy for him to ever be in the SJW club.

I don't know about feminist, but he did have that rant were he said that 1/3 of Americans are Nazis.

Yep. That's a feminist alright.

🤔

Nah, us feminists think all Americans are nazis. And we're right.

I'd say don't downvote the lolcows, but you're boring.

Yeah, but he was talking about blacks and hispanics.

More like 30%

You mean it's more like 30% who are, or that's what he said?

Painting America with the broad brush of "1/3 are racsists" is going too far when it's clearly only 30%.

Ah. I see what you did there.

Where?

That's facts, not feminism.

Hilarious

He’s the one who pushes for the half half male female episode ratio. He definitely pushes it

Source on that?

half half male female episode

learn the language or leave

You're thinking of the true comedic presence behind the show which is Justin Roiland who is pro free speech to the point of toutining pro child rape as a script idea just to piss off tumblrites. Dan wouldn't even speak to him for a month because he refused to apologise for saying bigger in front of him.

Do you have any proof for any of that

He said it on /r/drama

Yeah, proof is for /r/politics , not us

Like SJWs give a shit about anything other than virtue signalling. The only thing more sure than their hypocrisy is their inability to acknowledge it. Could you give me an example of his edginess?

Imagine being so broken by the internet you think the only way someone can be an insufferable piece of shit is by being a feminist SJW

He was disagreeing. You're looking for the top comment.

He cheerily promoted the fact that he hired a bunch of women, then forced them to pump out a lower quality season.

So either he's a feminist and kinda an idiot or he self sabotaged to make women look bad. I guess you can't pick your allies.

lower quality season

No.

Haha lets piss off the president morty because I'm edgy!

Haha lets turn into a pickle because I need therapy morty

Sure we'll just forget the only character development was in the end of season 2 only to be magguffin'ed away with a memesauce. It's a bad show, just get over it. I watched four seasons of big bang theory because I hated myself previously.

Fuck you.

🐶

Can't handle the banter I see. To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand /r/drama shitposts.

This season also had some highlights though, like the premiere, the Rick and Jerry episode, and Tales from the Citadel.

I do have some issues with the characterization, especially Morty and Summer. They've made those characters turn into cold blooded murderers for no real reason. And Rick in recent episodes is unstoppable because the show wants him to be, whenever they face a problem he whips out some absurdly specific gadget that was never mentioned before and will get him out of this exact scenario, he basically has a 60's Batman utility belt at this point.

I still think it's a quality show though.

Harmon turned Community into edgy shit by season 3. Now he's starting flamewars with cashiers because of their doc and marty sauce.

Maybe the guy has longevity but holy shit that last episode was bad where literally everyone was a passive aggressive prick.

This will sound weird but I kinda feel like the writers have gotten arrogant about their show and it's starting to come though in the characters.

If you look at the pilot, Rick was some cooky old man that was excited to go on adventures with his grandson, he came across way more as senile and weird than edgy and nihilistic. And now his character constantly mentions how much of a genius and unstoppable he is. Some episodes act like his arrogance and nihilism are toxic traits but other times it seems like the show is trying to show us how cool and badass Rick is, like the writers can't make up their minds.

Which is what makes me think maybe the critical acclaim and popularity of the show has gotten to their heads. I might be wrong but that's what makes sense to me.

critical acclaim and popularity of the show has gotten to their heads

Plus the fact that they've gone through every emotional arc they can in rapid flanderization. Rather than slowing it, or introducing new characters, they instead only grow the worst attributes beyond just being annoying. To the point where it actively encourages people to be petty, edgy jerks.

That's a good point, I don't know where they can really take the characters from this point, Rick still has room for development but a lot of the other characters' arcs seem to be finished.

What, you mean Community wasn't improved by every other episode being some dogshit "concept"?

yeh ricks unbeatable-ness reminds me of recent sherlock episodes. no suspense cuz yknow hes gonna save the day easily

I do have some issues with the characterization, especially Morty and Summer. They've made those characters turn into cold blooded murderers for no real reason.

I think you missed the whole point of this season was to show how much of a shitty influence Rick was on the family. That's why they all turned on him at the end. The kids became super jaded because Rick exposed them to the horrors of the universe and broke up their family.

And Rick in recent episodes is unstoppable because the show wants him to be, whenever they face a problem he whips out some absurdly specific gadget that was never mentioned before and will get him out of this exact scenario, he basically has a 60's Batman utility belt at this point.

Rick pulling some wierd deus ex machina has always been part of his character from the beginning. It's just now that the writers decided it would make sense that a terroristic genius space fugitive would have cyber enhancements to kill anyone who got in his way.

No, but like, in the purge episode, Morty just became an outright serial killer. There was little to no progression leading up to that, and it felt like way too dark of a turn for his character to just start willfully slaughtering innocent people en masse. Then Summer shot Immortan Joe point blank and they handwaived it as standard teen angst.

imagine being this much of a szechuan tendie faggot, thinking that the fact that some sperg on /r/drama called your favorite cartoon's latest season "lower quality" than the other two actually warrants a response.

the implication could just be that S2 or S1 was moderately better, but fuck that, you gotta stick up for daddy dan harmon!

Dont bully me, bitch.

make me fag

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

U wrote all that in reply to two letters.

and a period!

Um, I forgot a period. Perhaps I'll have my first period next year.

Ur trying too hard.

Tell me your thoughts on the state of videogames journalism.

He's got one of the most severe cases of white guilt I've ever seen and his ex-wife was pretty feminist and he encouraged it, even if he was less extreme about it. He's definitely made passing references to "eww creepy men". He played Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on Frankenhole and his entire gag when he showed up is that Dr. Jekyll seems nice but Mr. Hyde is a red pill stereotype.

Mr. Hyde is a red pill stereotype.

Tbf Sam Hyde is like the MGTOW messiah

there was a girl with sam in the second latest MDE video

How dare he encourage his wife to be feminist! The nerve!

"Edgy" lol

Dan Harmon's social media accounts are a mess. He should just stick to making le funny meme tv shows and stop SJW-posting.

Lmao what a fucking moron. "Company sells its own product it should have gotten permission from my enlightened cartoon show."

Not sure what is worse, accepting McShillBucks to promote sauce on your cartoon show or doing it for free.

C) Doing it for free, then getting mad about them profiting off of it.

/u/danharmon is actually dumber than the president.

yes /u/danharmon is waaaay dumber than the President

eh they both make good tv shows

https://twitter.com/danharmon/status/917881341378572288

Nobody wants that, take some time and let me change the way I tweet, you’re going to love the new tweets, lesson learned #harmonblock2017

fucking gay, Dan

Sounds like a trumpism

Hasn't he done this "I'm being an asshole, I will go re-evaluate" thing like 7 times at this point? /u/danharmon is a real cunt.

Dan Harmon for mod!!!!

I love R&M but I can't wrap my head around what these fans and creators are thinking. McDonald's doesn't owe you anything. You made a dumb joke about their sauce so they bring the sauce back for one they as a dumb joke and there isn't enough for all the nerds. It's a gross, mass-produced McDonald's sauce, if you want to try Szechuan sauce buy some in the store or make some. Wtf.

Plus the fans were the ones who begged McDonald's to bring it back.

What I admire about /u/danharmon is his tenacity. His will to do what he wills, despite all the odds. He's a grown-up man, balding, with beard and grey hair, but none of that can keep him from acting like an angsty teenager.

TIL that M'Lord Harmon is not only a philosophical genius, Sartre of our time, but also, quite literally, the man who overpowers the Time itself. Truly a God amongst men. Bravo, Dan.

Hang on we can ping him? WOOOO

/u/danharmon

Don't feel bad, /u/danharmon, no matter how bad you may become you're never be as loathsome as /u/wil.

imma mod his autistic ass - that cool /u/danharmon ?

Do eeeeeeet.

well i did so

Hopefully he'll drop by and shitpost about how fucking terrible we are.

Well, I can't let a day go by without someone from the internet letting me know how smart they are.

I'm actually quite the idiot

me too

Who covers it on the days I'm OOO

your alts

I'm actually down to just two accounts.

gasp

Only in the off chance he'll bully /u/MasterLawlz in the modchat

I legit hope he accepts. Dan is a regular shitstirring lolcow without the self awareness of /u/xnotch

pizzagate is real yo

is bussy real?

it's ALL real

Noice.

The main stain was Weinstein, and they say his main way to slay gays in chain mail.. fuck I just realized I'm pronouncing his name wrong and this entire bit doesn't work.

It's BearenSTEEN Bears and do not even try to memory shame me. My memories are my business.

Stain tho

Shit dude, are you ricegums ghostwriter?

ricegum

*Asian Jake Paul

Lmfao

We really appreciate you dropping by every once in a while. Makes us feel loved.

Because god knows you're not.

You're really inspiring me Notch. One day I hope that I too can make it big and shitpost to my heart's content all day.

Look at his most recent comment. It's also about Twitter rage. /u/danharmon do you need to talk about something?

He clearly fucked up and forgot to use his alt account.

u/danharmon the world couldn't have asked for a better autism test than the entertainment you create both intentionally and unintentionally. Thank you for your service.

He was probably drunk Twittering again.

truly one of the most productive famous alcololics in terms of dramatic output

Do you admire Trump I wonder?

6 year redditor

Lmfao

On some level I have to admire the guts of someone who would whine about IP licensing regarding McDonalds selling its own product, when his magnum opus is Morty McFly.

Wow, would have thought they had a deal struck up with McDonald's. Harmon demonstrating his goyness very blatantly here

Look at all the likes he's getting, despite being a colossal raging ass-aggravated cunt. Holy shit fuck 'Harmenians' and fuck Harmon.

Seeing the amount of likes/retweets that utterly delusional, insane shit gets on that website is pretty depressing.

It's a two way street, Dan.

I went from thinking that show was overrated after season 1, to kind of liking it after season 2, to thinking it's overrated again after season 3. It's nowhere near as clever and intellectual as it's made out to be. It belabored its existential core themes so much that the whole thing devolved into masturbation by the latter episodes of season 3. But ultimately the hipster veneration and douchebaggery surrounding it are going to be its undoing.

...... Who is this?

Rick and morty co creator

Many people always ask me how I was able to get into Harvard as a 16 year old who skipped 3 grades of high school. They think I got in because of my scholarly records, but no the key is the interview. As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this school?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in my state spelling bee for three consecutive years, I can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age of 14. I then worked as an intern at both Telsa, and NASA." Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said "So....?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed a diploma and now I'm teaching advanced physicals there. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart. :)

I think I love you 😉

Post bussy as proof

I'mma have to confirm that this proof existed.

I assumed sechuan sauce thing was a product placement? They put it in the show for free? Makes no sense.

Because they didn’t expect McDonald’s to cave to consumer demand and unofficially be associated with a filthy adult cartoon. But they did, they called their bluff and turned it into product placement and now everyone’s favorite super genius cartoon is a fucking McDonald’s ad

Who is this guy?

I keep hearing about how smart the show is but I'm reading those back and forth blocks between the show creator (i'm assuming?) and fans and I'm not seeing a lot of IQ bouncing around. I dunno I guess genius doesn't translate well to twitter.

Well obviously it's just going over your head cause your IQ isn't high enough

Roiland is keeping up the average.

Omg this guy has so molested women. Angrily attacks people who disagree with him and then brags about blocking them. Talks about how important it is for people to respect the women. Believes that he has made it big and lords it over people. He is a Devin Farcci, Harvey Weinstein, [insert another one of the fat, white, male feminist, rapists here], etc.

If there was a way to put money down on this I would put money down that it will come out in the next three years.

Wait, the creator of a show about a crusty old pedo kidnapping children is a pedo? No way.

Paddypower will probably give you odds on it.

Is that him in his pic?

You will now shut the fuck up or get blocked.

Oh I am so scared! What am I going to do if he blocks me?

Goddamn he's such a fat, beta fuck. No wonder the show almost didn't continue because Roiland hates his fucking guts (though was publicly forced to say they're BFFs.)

Really, this show is the bible for autists... I don't mind Jesus, it's his followers I can't stand.

Where did you hear that Roiland hates him now?

i think hes exaggerating, there was an interview before S3 priemered where they said theyre fighting so much more than they did in the first 2 seasons. unless theres some other info im unaware of

fuck imagine doing this

What is it about Twitter that turns people into thoughtless morons?

with Harmon it's definitely not just Twitter. Check out his podcast where he now REEEEEs for upwards of 2 hours once a week about politics and other shit he doesn't understand and which have zero affect on his life.

What I don't understand is McDonalds didn't need permission for anything... it was their sauce and their recipe. If there's anyone who didn't have permission here it was Rick and Morty hyping up a long-gone, old sauce and having the entire fanbase flood McDonalds with requests for their sauce back.

Alcoholic mad his fans are just as pathetic as he is

Quite the meltdown. Good show.

Dan Harmon is one of the few celebrities I don't envy even though he's insanely rich, dude seems like a miserable, whiny idiot

One of my friends is a big fan of his podcast and I've gone to two tapings of it with him.

It's sad. The last one I went to he was drunk and dancing around stripping his clothes off. He wants people to like him so badly I couldn't even laugh at it.

All the money and fame in the world and he's still shitposting on the internet like he's living in his parents basement. Go on holiday or something ya massive cuck.

The Founder and now this, McDonald's is killing it my book.

"This is why you're divorced, Dan" fucking glorious

Called it

Let Dan Harmon's self hatred flow through the universe. R&M on undetermined hiatus as Dan goes soul searching in bottles of bourbon.

It's amazing to me that a person like Dan Harmon - who is smart enough to consistently make hit TV shows - somehow doesn't realize what a whiny creepy manbaby he always sounds like.

If you think making TV shows to entertain retards makes you smart I'm gonna need you to actually kill yourself.

Hey, the day you end up sitting on a giant pile of money with Hollywood throwing you more despite your shit personality... on that day, I'll start listening to your advice.

oh cmon it takes a decent chunk of talent and skill to make a tv show

Chevy Chase was right.

He wields the power ofba million autismos, a truly terrifying weapon.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Harmon

In 2011, while writing the character Abed for Community, Dan discovered he might have a form of Asperger's Syndrome

mod him already

the "might" there is weird when the article it's from has no might about it.

http://www.vulture.com/2011/09/community-dan-harmon-wired-aspergers-abed.html

which itself is just taken from this article

https://www.wired.com/2011/09/mf_harmon/

Ya can't really be sure about autism unless ya get it tested at a really young age .

source wikipedia

also , first article bears my username

Ah fair enough. I don't know about elsewhere but here (UK) it's pretty common for adults to diagnosed fully - especially as we know more about autism and stuff all the time.

I'm not owned

Hello this is Jeff Bewkes from Time Warner Communications! Dan, please have pics of your bussy sent to HR or I'll cancel your show and ruin your family. Thanks for understanding!

I’m really surprised how damned greedy Harmon and Roiland have come off over the last couple of weeks. First Roiland is spazzing out over employees wanting GASP benefits, and now Harmon is getting wrecked on Twitter for trying to get compensation for someone else’s product. These guys are scumbags.

I'm shocked that Dan Harmon is an asshole. SHOCKED

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God damn he's such an asshole

ITT: no humor