r/drama: Gayness confirmed for being more natural than straightness. Straights BTFO

Gayness confirmed for being more natural than straightness. Straights BTFO

32 2017-10-22 by Mort_DeRire

29 comments

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1 MasterLawlz 2017-10-22

I like turtles

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-22

/u/awkwardtheturtle Reddit's favorite turtle! 🐢🐢🐢

1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2017-10-22

Turtles can be gay. So beautiful.

1 bareballzthebitch 2017-10-22

What if one of the turtles is a trap tho?

1 BackMusclesGetMeHard 2017-10-22

id ask how this was drama but its more entertaining than the stupid neogaf shit

1 neveryousay2 2017-10-22

Someway, somehow this will be PROBLEMATIC within a week or two.

1 Matues49 2017-10-22

Do non-sapient animals even have a sexual orientation?

1 JasonJewnova 2017-10-22

Probably, I know a gay gypsy

1 aliceunknown 2017-10-22

That's a parasite, not an animal- silly!

1 ironicshitpostr 2017-10-22

Takes (((one))) to know one.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-22

Oof ouch owie!

1 aliceunknown 2017-10-22

You watch your mouth, goyim.

1 ironicshitpostr 2017-10-22

Goyim is plural, you fake Jew. I should have known you weren't one of (((us))).

Blessed are you, G-d, King of the Universe, for not having made me a gentile.

Blessed are you, G-d, King of the Universe, for not having made me a slave.

Blessed are you, G-d, King of the Universe, for not having made me a woman.

1 TrailerParkBride 2017-10-22

Cut out this self-righteous bobbymyseh, you oysshteler.

1 aliceunknown 2017-10-22

Smh, you don't honestly believe in god do you? 🤣

1 Sebaceous_Sebacious 2017-10-22

This story is terribly inaccurate. There is a turtle much, much older than "Jonathan." And there have been rumors about ITS orientation, too. It is currently the majority leader in the United States Senate.

1 AddictedReddit 2017-10-22

Please clap.

1 AntifaSarqueefian 2017-10-22

Cissyheterosexuals should lose the right to vote.

1 jorio 2017-10-22

So basically they've forced the tortoises into having to resort to prison sex?

1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-10-22

forced

You can lead a tortoise to bussy, but you can't make him fuck it.

1 jorio 2017-10-22

r/AskPhilosophy

1 ahbslldud 2017-10-22

Tell me something I don't know.

1 aliceunknown 2017-10-22

LET THE TORTOISES GET MARRIED, YOU FUCKING FASCIST SCUM!

Can't you see they lurve each other? ;_;

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-22

YOU FUCKING FASCIST SCUM

How do you suck off your daddy with that mouth? Hmm?! SMFH 😒😤

1 Whatafuxup 2017-10-22

ya? ok lets see how you feel after Mike "Ride the Lightning" Pence is done with you

1 groovejet 2017-10-22

Scientists discover world’s oldest living creature is gay

But does it post bussy?

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-22

Why would an animal want to go up another animal's butt

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-22

Because it's tighter! Duh!!

1 moush 2017-10-22

So natural it reproduces through osmosis.