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He really should have left them there, do we really need people who think shoplifting in China is a good idea

We already have plenty of Basketball Americans here at home to fill up our tree hockey courts so I'm not sure why literally Hitler Trump was so adamant on getting them back.

China is going to take over the world, we took people and left their resources and China is taking their resources and leaving the people

when you're right, you're right, and GEOTUS is always right

How on earth could you see this and not vote Trump in 2020

I'm not a fan of enabling a whiner-in-chief

but the drama

Do you think he'd stop tweeting? Imagine him fully unhinged with no handlers.

But. The. Drama.

ur butt's the drama

But. The. Draaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hillary 2020. Max drama.

Again, for like a week. Then we'll go back to having a boring old fuck in charge and have to actually search for drama ourselves

have to actually search for drama ourselves

Millennials are so spoiled these days

Hillary wouldn't use Twitter like Trump, but she would make stupid puns and somewhere along the line Bill is going to get his hands on something.

Wrong

dude think of the pure, concentrated screeching though

that won’t stop at a week

"But. Your. Butttttytttttytttttt"

Remember the campaign speeches before they cucked him with a teleprompter and writers? They were glorious.

I can't wait

Actually aliens are real. I was president and saw the files. They run everything.

Current Future President: "Oh goddammit, I hate this job"

Yeah but, when he's president, his twitter meltdowns carry a much more lulzily dramatic weight.

I'm sure that President Andy Dick will keep the tradition alive.

I don't think he owns any vineyards.

I'll never vote for a mayo

but the drama

Mayocide is more important

But. The. Drama.

There's constant drama in kindergarten, little folk getting literally hysterical over any minor inconvenience, so do you have a camera with telephoto lens trained on the window of your nearest kindergarten? I mean, for that reason?

What if the mayo is a Jew?

Trick question, Jews aren't mayo.

This, but unironically

ill only ever vote for white men to cancel you out

not being pro mayocide

jokes on both of you i hardly ever bother voting

You dropped your /s

but the drama. Like there's literally no excuse, unless you actually believe politics has a real affect on your life

Because the meltdown when he loses will be even more drama inducing

Yeah for like a fucking week. There is drama literally every single day.

Stop being one of those deluded faggots who thinks politics actually affects him

Joy gotten from r/drama-posting > Anything a politician could do to you

thinks politics actually affects him

Local, state and federal government all affect me and you, unless you're some retarded non-american. Actually, you're retarded anyways because that statement was stupid af.

he meant cause its controlled you unwoke piece of degeneracy

why are you stupid

Controlled by the people you elect yes. Unless you got a reverse cargo cult thing you're trying to set up here, in which case carry on.

falling for the voting meme

All outcomes are determined by various factions warring inside the (((deep state)))

Sorry I'm a gullible goyim 😔

Honestly dude, instead of making it up retarded justifications you could just say "I'm really left wing and I worry that if we have four more years the Chad's will keep bullying me over my shit coloured skin"

try harder

Why? Was my comment that took around 30 seconds to come up with and post not cutting through the BS enough?

in those 30 seconds you could have done the world some good and ended yourself

Very edgy my left wing agenda posting "friend"

ah poor UK retard is upset

Why is it so hard to admit you only argued in favour of not re-electing Trump because you're left wing? Seriously. I won't judge you for it

It's unfortunate that the US can keep electing literal retards to the presidency and we will still always be better than the degenerates in the UK

Please. Just admit it dude. It's kinda pathetic. You can't have 90% of your comments in r/drama be left wing agendaposters and pretend you're coming to the table as a neutral wanting what's best for the subreddit here

what's best for the subreddit here

What's best for the subreddit is building a wall to keep retards like you out

Whose got a higher percentage him or u/pizzashill

pizzashill is a good agendaposter though, he doesn't even try and hide it

what's best for the subreddit here

lol

pretend you're coming to the table as a neutral

I don't pretend to be anything. But you're retarded if you think the only reason I oppose Trump is because he has an R next to his name.

Do the world a favor and kys

Thankyou. See, that wasn't so hard

now it's time for you to admit you're a retard from the UK that tries too hard to be "neutral"

I have no idea what you're talking about

Please. Just admit it dude. It's kinda pathetic. You can't have 90% of your comments in r/drama be righ wing agendaposts and pretend you're coming to the table as a neutral wanting what's best for the subreddit here

This isn't relevant to your prior comment

reported

you oppose trump because someone on tv told you to lets be real

No, you see he actually has a brain and chooses to use it. Anyone that does strongly dislikes Trump.

lol yeah when i see deranged anti trump hilarity i think "theres a smart person"

Being Chad doesn't protect you from rocket Man nuking you dipshit.

Neither would any president. If you knew a little about foreign policy you would know it's not a threat in the first place

odds have raised from 0.000001% to 2%

I'm sure calling him short and fat will aid the situation. I'd insult you but the English language doesn't quite manage to express the degree of degenerate you are.

I may be a degenerate but at least I'm not a manlet HAHA

You're begging for food on the internet and support Trump. I can guess your body type.

This is some if the best agendaposting I've seen in awhile.

try at all

I'm sorry are you that dumb that you don't get drama?

Good b8

I can assure you that the drama will be much worse if he gets re-elected. And think of the daily drama that will continue to happen afterwards.

No. It's all the retardedness without him having any actual power. You know he wont resist tweeting about every single thing his successor does. It's a win-win

he's been a political twitter troll for years before he was prez. and nobody cared though. Going mad without power is boring and nobody pays attention.

I think this has less to do with drama and more to do with the reason I have you RES tagged as a left wing agendaposter

Stop telling ppl what you res tagged them you fucking mong. Like anyone gives af

Well you clearly give af, because you're posting on half my comments? Is babby upset Trump is gonna get 4 more years and he is unquestionably the drama candidate?

A little tbh

I appreciate that you're man enough to admit it (you're not actually a man though, because you're a liberal)

Don't make me post bussy

please don't ;)

Incoming slide into the dm's

Mmm bby

Given his BMai there's literally no chance that he'll even live that long

God Emperors don't die. They ascend

To fat camp maybe

Ur super weird

Fam i'm a /r/debatefascism regular

You post to /r/conservative and your history is filled with unironic agenda posts and you have the audacity to call anyone out? Glasses houses, Cletus.

Yes I do agendapost, as seen with comments like these

It insinuates you are a low-t retard

My T is high though, I'm no soyboy

Soyboy status would be a step up for you. You have less testosterone than female Varys cosplayer.

I actually Top thankyou

Worse, you're a dairy fairy.

lol imagine thinking our resident curry fascist is a "left wing agendaposter"

curry

I take offense to that

Not if Hillary Clinton runs and wins.

if

when, lets be real here

Nah we got the salt for him being elected, it'd just be more of the same if he got re elected. Watching him lose would be way better

I honestly think another Trump victory would produce a meltdown of epic proportions from the left. I kinda wanna see it even if I think Trump is an actual retard.

remember when you guys said this last year and set up a special sub to record it and everything

Donald Trump is the best thing to have ever happened to /r/drama, period. 8 years of him is like finding oil in the Dakotas. I tremble in fear of the day when we have another "presidential" Bush/Obama/Clinton president.

You're all wrong.

The best drama would be if Trump gets elected in 2020 and then gets impeached and then Pence starts setting up gay concentration camps

I hope he loses cause then we’ll have gotten to see the meltdown on both sides.

Do you think? I feel like its expected, unless the left actually runs someone funny and dramatic.

Like, I'd vote for Kathy Griffin or Lavar Ball on a Democratic ticket but there's nothing fun about Al Frankin or Elizabeth Warren.

but there's nothing fun about Al Frankin

That picture is still hilarious tbh

What picture?

https://i.imgur.com/NYbUFvK.jpg

Thats absolutely amazing. Thanks buddy.

I prefer my shit posters on /r/drama, not in charge of the world's superpower.

DO YOU REALLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO? SAD!!!

^ This dude.

this culture war thing isn't gonna end soon, is it?

Dear lord I hope not

It's been going since the 60s, what makes you think it'll stop?

Idk, you'd think they'd get tired of trying to regulate vaginas and assholes and failing over and over again but I guess some people have nothing better to do with their time.

something something posts on r/drama ecks dee give me upvotes

If it still works, why change it?

Well, the Supreme Court said assholes couldn't be regulated.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_v._Texas

And now vaginas have rights and people wear vagina hats so that's cool.

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Unregulated assholes is what got us into this mess in the first place

dudum 'tssss

Ironically deregulating assholes applied to animals too since states just used sodomy as a catch-all for deviant behavior. So yeah deregulated assholes are great for anal lovers, gays, and puppy fuckers alike... so progressive

SCOTUS confirmed as bussy-lovers.

Somebody should make them drama mods.

Abraham Lincoln had it right when he said that we should have shipped all of the freed muh dicks to West Africa.

Lincoln was just mad he was 7-foot tall and died 30 years before African Handball was invented.

Guys, how sure are we that Trump isn't just three small children in a long overcoat?

Barron, Aaron, & Darren.

Donald Adultman

If I was his child I would punish myself

He does do business. Good business. The best business.

Naw, because even they would be doing adult stuff at their adult job.

Is this because of the age of women he goes after?

And he was still able to deal embarrassing defeats to both Hillary and bread line Bernie.

It's okay to laugh at the president, even if you like him.

Not my Daddy it isn't

Being this triggered by jokes, seriously how retarded are you /u/LoudGoatsfoot?

Mass downvotes for a rather tame and true statement and I'm the one triggered? Makes sense if you're retarded I guess

Mass downvotes for a rather tame and true statement

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Your lips are moving but all I hear is REEEEEEEE

Too fat. Now 3 large children in an overcoat, maybe, but 3 small children? Get the fuck out of here. That's at least 5-6 small children worth of mass.

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It looks vaguely dickbutt without a butt or face.

It's this: https://gonnagan.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/facepalm.jpg

99% sure it's the Picard facepalm image.

Is that the George Costanza face?

Someone's mad they didn't get a free pair of Big Ballers...

Uh I may have missed something but didn't the actual kid he helped get out jail already thank him?

He did, but maybe there was something said since then.

So just another day of Trump using the presidency to feed his ego and destroy the only good publicity he got this month. Not to surprising at this point.

Eh, he's been like this for decades. He's a gossipy socialite who likes attention and prefers admiration.

The kid's asshole dad just baited him for free publicity and Trump swallowed the bait harder than he chugs on Vlad's post-communist D.

So, another day, another spazout.

Ah...so celebrity basketball family beefs with celebrity president. Pretty sure youtube/reality TV and social media have managed to poison our collective psychology.

celebrity

not until now

Ah ok. I thought "Ball in the Family" was some kind of cable show, apparently it's just a facebook/social media thing. I'd still say that counts, but this will definitely get them more attention.

Lavar is the asshole dad at little league games

I assumed as much, but Lavar isn't selling the whole country to capitalist vampires.

No, that's the R/DNC

You may have meant r/DNC instead of R/DNC.

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Definitely. I'm ready to see both parties die. Their 'Brands' and their blind devotees are killing this country.

We need: Universal healthcare, public funded college education, end the military empire, end for-profit prisons and mass incarceration, legislate against Citizens United - gerrymandering - establish rank choice voting... (that's a start).

LaVar thought it appropriate to name his sons and heirs "Lonzo", "LiAngelo", and "LaMelo."

Pretty sure youtube/reality TV and social media have managed to poison our collective psychology

This is real, and happening right now.

Definitely. I'm betting the social sciences will be pouring over the data from the last 10 years for a long time. Hopefully things don't literally go nuclear before we get a functional kind of Psychohistory.

Their will be endowed University chairs to study this.

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Vintage cancer memes circa 2017

Bigly win for big baller brand. Meta 2017 af. And America takes another L.

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Is this the face you make when you stimulate your prostate while fantasizing about it?

As an incel, it's about the only stimulation they get!

yeah

^ Triggered btw

You're being upvoted in this unironic den of Nazis? Jesus.

yee

Gotta get the media to report on it somehow. Now everyone knows that Trump is a master humanitarian.

It was possibly the most reported story of his entire China trip. If Trump was a functional adult he would have mad at just how much airtime they gave it and how little they talked about his policy talks. I usually cringe when redditors act like all the online Donald supporters are russian shills but then we get people like you who obviously consume zero American media and it makes me wonder.

Lol, if you think the media would sacrifice the chance to say trump and Russia in the same breath to report on something positive about trump you really don't know American media.

God you're a fucking retard

Smug assholes like you are why Trump was elected. You think you can say retarded shit like

It was possibly the most reported story of his entire China trip

And people will just accept it because you said it. You forget we all consume media on a regular basis know and we all know you're full of shit. People aren't as dumb as you snobby pricks think we are.

I think he was elected because he secured more electoral college votes than his competitor.

Which he accomolished in part because the media propped up Satan as the right choice. The American people saw through the lies.

Correct me if I am wrong, but the majority of voters voted for Secretary Clinton and not...Satan?

To be clear, I am not used to conversing in crack pot American so you will have to bare with me.

Who exactly is Satan and why would the media, which I assume in the US media....why would they want the lord of darkness controlling the US?

Is this Satan like a biblical character or is he more of a John Milton's "Paradise Lost" character?

Oh who am I kidding, I just mentioned a book and chances you have no fucking idea what I am referring.

No, she's literally Satan. Fire, brimstone and all that jazz. She consumes the souls of anyone that dares speak out against her and the occasional unlucky child who wanders into her lair.

You must be fun to interact with on a regular basis.

At least I won't eat your babies.

No smug redditors conspired to get him elected by deliberately being smug at retards that would vote for someone to spite someone they don't know online.

Just fall in line! Its her turn! Who cares if she rigged the election or can only survive by devouring children.

Imagine supporting such a shit candidate that instead of talking policy all you have is delusional fantasies about their long-defeated opponent.

I truly hope he'll fix healthcare for you so you can finally get the help you need.

Dumber

Now everyone knows that Trump is a master humanitarian.

Bwahahahahaha, good one

Yeah, all the kids thanked him during the press conference they gave on their return to the US. The kid's dad went on a ESPN and said

“Who?” Lavar Ball said when asked about Trump’s involvement. “What was he over there for? Don’t tell me nothing. Everybody wants to make it seem like he helped me out.”

As far as I can tell he talks shit for publicity on a regular basis. He has a history of saying he could beat Michael Jordan 1v1 and stuff like that. Just a loudmouth who's figured out how to push buttons in the right combination to get air time. Trump is a literal man child. It's the equivalent of a president getting mad at a reality TV star.

Thanks. From the state department not being able to get them out when they were notified originally to Trump responding to trolls with threats against Americans is a mess.

I doubt the state department put that much work into getting them out or any work at all really. That's not how they operate. They're only concerned if you're being tortured or otherwise abused.

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Donald did this just to promote the Big Baller Brand.

I get the impression Lavar and Don would get along.

It really makes you wonder. I suspect Lavar, like most of those reality TV types, is at least moderately self aware. Is Trump? Is this all 4d chess for publicity?

I hope so, dude.

Oh God this is my favorite Trump drama and beef of all-time. I pray to God that it continues for as long as possible. The biggest meme in politics for the past year-or-so and the biggest meme in basketball get together and is amazing. I want as many people to be drawn into this drama as possible. Obama saying something would make my dreams come true but I'm not counting on it. Maybe if the NCAA somehow got involved because they're despised by plenty of people and it would only stir the pot more.

Trump does something actually humanitarian and nice; instantly regrets it.

Agenda serious posting

r/politics --->

That's not agenda, kys

It seems like he only did it to make people like him, not to be nice.

What's the difference?

"i'm not asshole like chad thundercock, why won't these sluts fuck me"

basically

So he's basically r/niceguys in chief

Doing shit like this is his job, it's kinda like people said below, if you're nice to a girl and then throw a tantrum when they don't have sex with you because of it, you aren't really nice are you?

The state department would have handled this on the ground. The idea that the president, or any world leader, would be the only person working in the foreign service to get their citizens released is crazy.

LOL you think Trump actually did something on this.

No I think he claimed credit, you mong, and then got salty when no one sucked his sick over it.

It's like the [reddit]world famous episode of lordtuts, but with more hilarity because Daddy will whine on (((twit)))ter right after getting used for the lols.

DADDY I NOTICE YOU

Goddamn Trump cannot let a single thing go. He never gives up the opportunity to be the smaller man in an argument.

I'm glad we elected him as Snowflake in Chief

He's like a redditor with money!

You throwing shade at our mod Notch?

This is one of his best qualities. I'm not sure there's ever been a more entertaining time for America.

Its why he's relatable.

♿️ Donald J. Trump‏ ✅ @realDonaldTrump

Now that the three basketball players are out of China and saved from years in jail, LaVar Ball, the father of LiAngelo, is unaccepting of what I did for his son and that shoplifting is no big deal. I should have left them in jail!

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How close do you think he was to saying "basketball Americans"?

I would actually ejaculate

Well it's official. Trunk has white saviour complex.

Even fat old Kim doesn't attack his own peasants on social media

Kim's peasants love him because they don't know any better. Why do you suppose Daddy so thoroughly hates the "fake news"? 🤔 🤔 🤔

Because he spends so much time watching it?

If only they praised Daddy 24/7, then Daddy would be a great president!

haha what the fuck was this that weirdo ball family with the overpriced thongs and shit

america is hilarious never change

I just found out that one of the fathers of the children I gave Halloween candy to gave Trump Plaza a two-star review on Yelp. #veryfakenews Congress should immediately act to ban families that disrespect our country from receiving free government handouts. #draintheswamp

Surprised pizzashill isn't here pissing himself

IMPEECH BLIMP

He does have an army of people on Twitter that at this point seems will support him unconditionally. They're also probably half bots tho.

Most of his followers are bots. Something like 60% I think.

I follow him but only to watch the drama. I'm sure there are many more actual people like me who follow but don't support him. His actual base is too old, stupid, and angry for Twitter.

So like... did he do it for positive PR, or out of the bottom of his heart cause he cared?

if you do something because you care and then that person spits in your face it doesn't counteract the original sentiment if you point out the person shouldn't be ungrateful.

It wasn't the person he did the favor for tho, that person was thankful

True. I was confused as the father's idiotic and self-centered response of “Don’t tell me nothing. Everybody wants to make it seem like he helped me out.” confused me into thinking it was the actual player saying this and being ungrateful. Trump was attacking the father for being ungrateful for helping his son. Less justified and more petty but doesn't neglect the idea Trump was doing it in the first place to help the player.

literally fucking noone asked you to help

Trump being small baller af here smdh.

I love this man. 2017 has been the best year

Donald Trump is an obese draft-dodger

on “mike”

God damn it

Almost 1 year later and still Trump never fails to stop entertaining us and produce drama. Let's see if he can last another 3.

He probably wasn't even aware of it until it was over. State would have handled all of it.