I almost couldn't believe it when I saw it. I saw how long it was and couldn't believe a 45-year-old man wrote at such great length over how mad a custom, unofficial toy that's like 2 inches tall made him.
Who carries something so petty around for decades? A lolcow, that's who.
Either that or somebody who wasn't allowed to cash in on the "Shut up, Wesley!" meme.
Instead of becoming a petulant whiner, he could have "owned" that moniker, worked out some sort of licensing deal, and slapped "Shut up, Wesley!" on everything.. Hats, t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, condoms, coffins.. hell, he could have become the Gene Simmons of Star Trek.
This is sorta weird for me because Stand By Me is one of my favorite movies and now I have to watch it knowing I got in a stupid argument with its lead cast member
also probably continuously awkward knowing you're an incurable piece of shit who's greatest lifetime accomplishment will have been trolling some actor into responding to you on the internet
If you hate people making fun of Wesley Crusher so much then how come you've appeared on The Big Bang Theory countless times doing exactly that? Did those CBS paychecks outweigh what little pride you have?
Do you also realize that Patrick Stewart himself voiced Picard in a Robot Chicken sketch portraying him as a sexual deviant? Or that Brent Spiner also voiced himself in a sketch about how Data has a working robotic dong? Yet you write a whole article about someone making an unofficial Wesley toy with a funny face is extremely offensive.
Because what, Stewart's had to listen to 30 years of shitty jokes about how he's a sexual deviant? How is this comparison supposed to make sense.
Yeah, but Patrick Stewart had a sense of humor about it because it wasn't true...or if it was he didn't care...while Wil constantly loses his shit because not only is he a whiny brat, he's also terribly insecure.
You're talking to the person who made a day to tell people not to be a dick. Yet the only roles he takes are ones where he's a massive dick, and gets away with it, wins, glorifies and never gets what he deserves. And in life is a massive dick to anyone not part of his clique, shouts down and silences minorities he pretends to speak for, makes over simplifies trope and stereotypical claims about them.
/u/wil is just a pile of hypocrisies, a fraud with a serious personality defect and in desperate need of karma to give him a massive punch in the face in 2018 along with most of his buddies profiting off similar garbage behaviour.
Having met him a couple times, he really is a dick. I don’t understand why. I was actually excited to meet him the first time. But he was so standoffish and actually rude, which is so not what any other actor has been.
In contrast, his wife Anne is super pleasant, very personable, like legitimately one of the nicest people I’ve ever chatted with.
There are thousands of child actors who no one remember in some of the most popular films and television of all time
Will's fame and popularity is largely due to being active in the Star Trek community and large amount of that was highlighting how annoying his character
Didn't he do a riff track or a script review where he pointed out all the times his character was annoying?
Mr. Wheaton, first I want to say that you shouldn't let yourself get riled up by trolls and haters like this.
Second, and MOST IMPORTANTLY I'd like to know your thoughts on rampant pedophilia in Star Trek fandom and how toys like the legos displayed are used to groom and lure children by pedophiles.
I'm wondering what you are doing to combat this issue? I'm not trying to be a jerk, but given the likely purpose of these legos now seems like the time to speak out.
I feel like you have a special reonsability to speak out here, as you were the child character on Star Trek and so its likely a huge percentage of YOUR fans are pedophiles.
The author of the article makes very bold claims, with little to no evidence. Another person followed up on these claims, and said this:
"I have now spoken to Detective Ian Lamond of the Child Exploitation Section of the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit and he claims they were misquoted, or if that figure was given it was done so jokingly. "
I'm not defending pedophiles - they're disgusting, horrible predators who prey on children, and deserve to be caught and punished. I'm just saying that this article may not be the most reliable.
The same issue has been covered in other publications since then. While the idea that 99/100 pedophiles are Star Trek fans it is agreed upon that it is a MAJOR issue in the fandom and one that /u/wil should respond to. I don't think 80/100 pedophiles being Star Trek fans makes it any better or less important.
I think right now, culturally, is a good time for us to stop closing our eyes and keeping silent. Thanks to the #metoo campaign, now is the time to start standing up and speaking out against rape, pedophilia, and sexual assault. I'm sure Mr. Wheaton would agree, and I hope he'll take this opportunity to address this issue and all of the victims that have been ignored up until now.
Would you mind linking some of the reports you're referring to?
Sexual assault of any kind is despicable, and victims have been woefully overlooked, or coerced into silence. However, I do not think the correct way to go about raising awareness is to make blanket statements like "all men are rapists", "all women are victims", or "all ST fans are pedophiles". We can't afford to alienate allies by accusing them of being the people we're fighting against.
Excuse me /u/tepidbathwater but I absolutely have not made any blanket statements and I've already provided a link. Now unless you're going to give me some alt-right non-sense about Huffpo and The LA Times being "fake news", how about we just skip to the part where you explain why you think pedophilia in Star Trek fandom isn't a bad thing.
And, please, if your argument starts with the words "Actually, its ephebophilia..." please keep it to yourself.
I never said that pedophilia (in any capacity) is okay. It's revolting. My point was that the article you linked makes some leaps of logic. For example, the author writes that Star Trek's universe is "a utopian interracial and interplanetary world where the usual conflicts associated with gender do not apply." Okay, fine.
But then she says that in "[Perversion is denying] the difference between the sexes, and between the generations. Pedophiles are...[trying to] deny the difference between the generations. The utopian fantasy here is to normalize sex between adults and children."
My disagreement is with the authors argument, not about wether or not pedophilia is bad (it is). And I was asking for the link because the one inside the Huffington Post article is broken. :/
Are we in the wrong here or does r/drama legit have a majority of creepy pedo/alt righters who make grand assumptions about fake news when you dare ask for more info.
It's pretty easy to look at my comment at be like, "Oh, this snotty bitch," and I definitely could have made some better choices in phrasing. Still, I just wanted that LA Times article link...
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as pedophilia, is in fact, hebephilia, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, ephebophilia. Pedophilia is not merely the attraction to anyone under 18, but rather a totally separate disorder (not a legal term) listed as a sexual-psychological disorder categorized under paraphilias, a group of sexual-psychological disorders in the DSM-IV and considered a disorder under the standards of the American Psychological Association.
Many people could be considered ephebophiles despite the fact that they themselves may not know the term, much less what it means. Through a peculiar turn of events, ephebophilia and hebephilia became grouped under the very general and inconclusive cultural term "pedophilia," and the majority of people using the term are unaware that they are referring to non-paraphilic sexual preferences that are unmentioned in the DSM-IV and occur relatively harmlessly in a great deal of the population. There really is a pedophilia, and these people may be referring to it, but nevertheless it is a small part of what is labeled under "pedophilia."
Pedophilia is labeled as a paraphilia because it is by nature unhealthy. Paraphilias are all unhealthy and destructive to relationships, but are restricted to the definitions set forth in the DSM. Pedophilia is simply grouped with the non pathologized conditions of hebephilia and hebephilia because they share a few similar traits. In reality, pedophilia separate from both and should be treated as such, and many people described as pedophiles would be better described as hebephiles or ephebophiles.
He tried to parlay his only "accomplishment" (being an annoying cunt on TNG) into a career of being a professional geek. Like the geeks that used to bite the heads off chickens, but less dignified.
For better or worse, it has earned him a living and kept him in soy milk, so meh.
I was never much of a TNG fan, but how would you have liked to have seen Wesley portrayed in a way fans would still recognize? Lego figurines are all the same height, so the kid with the sad face made him seem more a kid, so it is easier for casual fans to go "Oh that was the kid!" More committed fans might be able to recognize the rainbow shirt, but a lot of us who might be tangentially aware of TNG can barely recognize Piccard but need some larger cues to be able to discern characters, hence making them caricatures. Lego figurines aren't the most expressive medium for art, and Star Trek is a universe with everyone from die hard crazy fans to random folks who saw an episode once while channel surfing that may get a kick out of Lego figurines.
please write about this fateful encounter with /r/drama in a lenghty blog post on wilwheaton.net
Nothing would make me
Happier
Like I accomplished something with my life even though it will ultimately not matter when the universe dies and everything we have ever done is rendered pointless.
SuicideGirls is an online community based website that revolves around pin-up photography sets of models known as the Suicide Girls. The website was founded in 2001 by Selena Mooney ("Missy Suicide") and Sean Suhl ("Spooky"). Most of the site is only accessible to paying members.
/u/wil originally assumes someone is lashing out at the idea of a Celebrity Wing of LAX, and steps up to the plate to defend the poor, oppressed actors of Los Angeles. When it's revealed that they aren't, he just goes onto insult them for accurately calling him out as a limousine liberal.
Being absolutely btfo on reddit on two occasions. If i were him i would think really hard about my life and choices if strangers on the web talked to me like that
What the hell did you just frikkin’ say about me, you little chimp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Starfleet Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Borg, and I have over 300 confirmed executions of General Order 24. I am trained in ship-to-ship warfare and I’m the top tactical officer in all of Starfleet. You are nothing to me but just another redshirt. I will wipe you the hell out with attack patterns the likes of which has never been seen before in this quadrant, mark my goddamn words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over subspace? Think again. As we speak I am contacting section 31 and your subspace signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ion storm, maggot. The ion storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re goddamn dead, ensign. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with self-sealing stem bolts. Not only am I extensively trained in zero-G combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Starfleet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable existence off the face of the galaxy, you little chimp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goddamn tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will blast fury all over you and you will drown in it. You are dead, ensign. Dismissed
All women in the '80s cut their hair short to look like the little blonde boy in The Blue Lagoon in the hopes of snagging their barely-pubescent Brooke Shields.
I have to give him credit when he deserves it, and this is pretty great. It's too bad that Wheaton isn't replying though, spergouts are one of the best parts of drama.
it’s kind of insulting and demeaning to everyone who loved that character when they were kids.
No, we got it. The point is that you didn't consider it to be be demeaning or insulting when they depicted the people who loved that character as kids like this.
Honestly I had a hunch you were a pathetic role model long ago when I was younger but I just got linked here from elsewhere relating to your blog and god damn I had no idea you could write so many fucking words about such a trivial aspect of life. Grow up dude, I did.
If I was capable of getting upset at anything to do with Star Trek, it would probably be more to do with the negligence of the (any) crew, indulging a child at risk to an entire starship and its crew. But I'm a grown adult so I'm not.
By the way, you did a great impression of your minifig.
I grew up on Star Trek reruns and NG... seeing what you have become makes me weep for not only what could of been but for the fall this world is about to endure thanks to people like you.
Worried he might threaten your spot as king of missing the point.
Amazing though Wesley you'll write an essay crying about your feelings being hurt by a toy, but when a gay man accuses you of your problematic homophobic and overly simplified soundbite attempts to be an "ally" (read: exploit minorities for your own narcissistic gains) you reply with a block (only proving them right about what a massive fraud you are).
Imagine being a celebrity like Kim Kardashian or Justin Bieber where just by existing people hate you so much that every single day there are uncountable swarms of comments being posted online about how awful you are. "Why are you famous", "I hope you get AIDS/cancer", "I hope bad things happen to your family" etc. Part of being a celebrity is letting negative comments roll off your back, and while other celebrities deal with utterly toxic vitriol the likes of which most of us will never experience here you are writing a tome over how butthurt you are over "shut up Crusher". Lmao grow up and stop being a big gay baby.
That's you. That's how dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee!
Where did your life go so wrong, XhotwheelsloverX?
Hey man, you're honestly better than reddit. This site has never been the same after gamergate. Reddit has become an alt-right cesspool barely distinguishable from 4chan, and it's not just their political subs. They're everywhere and it's just not worth engaging with them. This sub you're replying in is mainly a circlejerk where they mock anyone speaking about issues of race, gender, etc.
I'd suggest leaving, never coming back, and maybe next time you have a large audience, call reddit out for allowing this shit to fester.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
Why, in every picture of you, do you always have your jaw hanging open like a fuckin' mouth breather? This has spawned an entire meme known as the Soylent Grin.
I love how you go on to A) Say that this isn't about you being a whiny insecure cunt. B) Speak for droves of people saying that they are upset because Wesley was a good character to them, and how disappointed they are. Really? Show us where anyone else other than you is crying about it you fucking knob.
C) Throw the writers of the character under the bus, in a pathetic attempt to defend yourself. Take a joke, you are literally a sad man child. Anyone who is any sort of adult would laugh about a shitty character they played over twenty years ago.
Hey Wil, just wanted to chime in that, for what it's worth, I've always been a fan of Wesley when I watched TNG as a teen and grew up surprised at how poorly received the character was by much of the fanbase.
just wanted to give a bit of a counterpoint to the (seemingly) overwhelming critique.
Are you kidding me lol? You guys make fun of me daily in way worse ways than what this toy amounts to
Plus, a lot of actors have had their characters parodied. It's especially unavoidable in a franchise as high-profile as star trek. But most of those actors didn't immediately go to their blog saying how mean it was
In fairness, stop being a white knighting bitch tbqhwyf. We sit around telling each other to kill ourselves and the stuff you say to there people you ping in here on your own is worse than a fucking toy.
His ass blasting is very real and you need to get ahold of yourself for sticking up for this lolcow.
I just wanted to see everyone get asshurt about me defending u/wil, that's a lot more fun to me than joining in on going after one of the world's laziest, easiest targets
Nah, she's still a D-List actress who sleeps around for parts. Which should've been obvious since she's known for getting naked and walk around touching everyone at celeb parties.
She tries to milk the rape wagon and none of the actually famous people she hangs out with will touch her with a 10 foot pole. And that'll mean the only way for her to get gigs is gone, which even victimbux won't cover.
"And over here, you can view the esteemed "Plaque of Pretentious Pricks," housed in the Museum of Mediocrity, located on the corner of Tomfoolery and Befuddlement, in the painfully plain city of Norm E."
n this particular custom set, though, Wesley is depicted as a crying child, and that’s not just disappointing to me, it’s kind of insulting and demeaning to everyonewho loved that character when they were kids.
I can’t imagine that anyone outside of wil’s immediate family ever felt anything other than naked disdain for Wesley Crusher.
I believe that the “Shut up Wesley” meme reflects our culture’s disregard for children. The belief that children are liars and irresponsible. Predators have counted on this for hundreds of years. The fact that a confirmed pedophile was put forth as a candidate for the US senate and came near to winning reflects what this culture thinks of children. As an actor it must have been frustrating for Wheaton to have to play such a poorly written character. Wesley could have been so much more. And even at his (then) young age he must have known such bad writing when he saw it. But even then Wil was becoming the wonderful writer you have become.
For every 1 person who didn’t like the Wesley Crusher character, there are 2 of us who loved him and still love the guy who played him. The guy who fucked up the Wesley fig is a dumb cunt.
'tis true the verbage of "cuck" sounds pleasant to thine ear,
however, "the soyoboy" is does not garner near as much mirth.
the words "soyoboy" that /u/aloha34 hast used is cringe inducing in factor only matched by his fedora-borne brethren which hath utilized speech begetting of a Shakespearean play when spotting a fair internet maiden.
In ultimately fruitless endeavors, they pursue with foolhardy belief that a speech of the mythical gentlesir will yield scandalous sights of ample bosoms and peach bottoms. Much akin to the declaration of another man being "soyoboy", both acts only make him doth look like a retard who tryeth too hard to be internet aristocracy.
Definately a giant pussy, but somehow still gets more pussy than an incel like you. Maybe if you are more soy it might help you get laid? I mean what all have you tried so far?
He's got a point. All the other characters look like they did in the later seasons. We don't act like Worf was always a terrible character just because he was a snarling chimp in the first season.
Any good moments he might have had were destroyed by his last appearance. In a thinly veiled white colonialism metaphor, the enterprise has to relocate a bunch of literal native american descendents from a planet because an alien species got the planet in a trade deal with the federation. They don't want to go, and the comparison to how the US settlers treated the natives is brought up approximately fifty million times in the episode. So wesley gets wracked by white guilt, tries to go full-native and wants to join up with the tribe, and then eventually it's revealed one of the tribe elders is a psionic space god and helps wesley transcend to a higher plane of existence.
He was partly responsible for a horrific training accident at starfleet academy, then only fessed up after picard threatened to reveal everything unless wesley came clean. Hardly the picture of integrity.
It's not Wheaton's fault that wesley was a terribly written marty sue, but it is his fault that he never became a better actor and parlayed his early experience into a real movie career.
Do you ever get jealous of the guy who played Jake Sisko?
He played a child character that people actually liked, his entire career after DS9 wasn't just memes making fun of him, and I assume he is able to please a woman unlike you.
SuicideGirls, and various imitators, pretend to be about an "alternative" look that subverts conventional western beauty standards, thus being socially progressive. In reality, a quick look through Wheaton's posting history shows that all the girls he jerks off to are conventionally attractive white girls, but they have tattoos, piercings, and dyed hair.
The creator of this set is saying that Wesley Crusher is a crybaby, and he doesn’t deserve to stand shoulder to minifig shoulder with the rest of the crew.
Correct imo /u/wil. You should have been blasted out the airlock at birth.
In this particular custom set, though, Wesley is depicted as a crying child, and that’s not just disappointing to me, it’s kind of insulting and demeaning to everyone who loved that character when they were kids.
He's missing the fact that it's hard to distinguish Wesley just by modding his face. He should really be shorter, or skinnier, or both, but you can't do that with a legoman. So they had to come up with something that's a cliche that can be apprehended quickly.
Nonetheless it does seem like a dumb and insulting way to distinguish Wesley.
He'll probably report us to the police for 'threats" just like he did with the Navy Seal Copypasta while claiming nobody on the internet ever uses those terms ever.
Now now, don't taint V:tM by holding Wil "To work for Paramount, I let a pair mount me" Wheaton against it. That's like slandering dogs because Hitler liked them a lot.
I'm not saying V:tM is trash. I'm saying people who like V:tM are trash. Just like how cats are great but people who own cats are fat, lonely women who place too much value on their /r/trollxchromosomes posts.
Ah well, at least I'm one of the snappy dressers. I think I'd strangle myself with a cat if the alternative was shuffling around 'til the end of my days in a crochet cardigan, eating rewarmed can soup.
I agree the people who are extreme VtM 'won't even look at Requiem because reee' fans are like...the fucking worse middle age goth rejects but Wil Wheaton is more like the little babies who crashed the WW launch last year who cried about how WW wasn't doing enough to be inclusive.
It's not just that no one cares about whatever character it is you played, sci fi anything is trash and also if you were ever part of the big bang theory I personally believe you need to tie a boulder to your legs and jump off a bridge.
I looked a lot like Wil Wheaton as a child. Thank the gods puberty fixed me. Wheaton still looks like a child, only pudgier than before and with pubes glued onto his jaw.
Imagine being so retarded you're 45 years old and arguing about a poorly-written show from the 80's because people quote it when you say stupid things and your feelings get hurt.
Imagine being so much of a crybaby that you throw a tantrum because someone depicted you as throwing a tantrum.
Imagine being so autistic/having no career left so you cash cameo checks and spend the rest of your time writing blog posts and hanging out on reddit.
Imagine being so desperate for work you show up to play yourself on one of the worst shows ever made just because a bunch of old people kinda remember you and think it's sweet.
On Tumblr about two years ago, I made a “tag yourself” post with Star Trek TNG characters and forgot to include Wesley in it. Was an honest mistake, his character doesn’t appear after season 4 and I’d just forgotten about Wesley. Eventually the post circulated onto his dashboard and he was somewhat peeved about it and let me know through the comments. It was a bit pathetic.
I met Wil Wheaton at a convention. Dude is bipolar which a lot of people don’t know. He also wears women’s undergarments which is fine but he doesn’t even coordinate the panties with the bra. How weird.
This isn't about me. This is about thirty years of people kicking Wesley Crusher around because writers in the first season of Next Generation (who gave us such memorable gems as Angel One, Code of Honor, and The Last Outpost) didn’t write him as well as writers did in later seasons,
Riiiight, the character who Wil played and is identified with is the issue, and it's totally not Wil or his insecurity. GLUG GLUG GLUG BRING ME THE SOY MILK!!
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-02
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1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
100% accurate
1 Trapsarentgayyy 2018-01-02
Snappy on point today
1 SperglockHolmes 2018-01-02
Shut up, Wesley.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-02
Holy fuck this is sad
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
I almost couldn't believe it when I saw it. I saw how long it was and couldn't believe a 45-year-old man wrote at such great length over how mad a custom, unofficial toy that's like 2 inches tall made him.
/u/wil do you not see how weird this is?
1 trapochaphouse 2018-01-02
Who carries something so petty around for decades? A lolcow, that's who.
1 LemonScore 2018-01-02
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1 Redactor0 2018-01-02
I wish I had something so petty to carry around for decades.
1 JenkemJoe 2018-01-02
Either that or somebody who wasn't allowed to cash in on the "Shut up, Wesley!" meme.
Instead of becoming a petulant whiner, he could have "owned" that moniker, worked out some sort of licensing deal, and slapped "Shut up, Wesley!" on everything.. Hats, t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, condoms, coffins.. hell, he could have become the Gene Simmons of Star Trek.
Instead what, we get a lolcow.
1 fnuuurr 2018-01-02
Imagine how 'working out' that licensing deal would go.
"Hey Paramount, can I have a piece of Star Trek IP for nothing in return?"
"Shut up, Wesley."
Maybe you're the dum dum
1 wil 2018-01-02
Do you always miss the point? Or is this your first time?
1 LightUmbra 2018-01-02
Holy shit you're so annoying. Shut up and go back to whatever disgusting hole you were spawned from.
1 Sunn_SSBM 2018-01-02
maybe the point is just shit
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-01-02
I'll never ever make fun of your stickies now u/MasterLawlz
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-01-02
finally after months of pure garbage, Lawlz delivers.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
This is sorta weird for me because Stand By Me is one of my favorite movies and now I have to watch it knowing I got in a stupid argument with its lead cast member
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-01-02
this is the type of story you pass down to your grandchildren.
"How I met and bullied my childhood hero."
1 TheEyeballQueen 2018-01-02
Fuckin poetry
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-02
/u/snallygaster /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy or whoever controls /u/SnapshillBot this is a new snappy quote
1 SRSLovesGawker 2018-01-02
Never meet your heroes.
Even ones as ghetto as Wil "Shut up, Wesley" Wheton.
1 archuchan 2018-01-02
also probably continuously awkward knowing you're an incurable piece of shit who's greatest lifetime accomplishment will have been trolling some actor into responding to you on the internet
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
No one forced Wheaton into being an insufferable crybaby.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-01-02
What've you done that's better then?
Cured Cancer?
1 korri123 2018-01-02
keep yourself safe faggot
1 80BAIT08 2018-01-02
The chad /u/MasterLawlz Wheton bait vs the virgin /u/80BAIT08 commie bait. You may have won the battle but you haven't won the war.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
I won the war too tho tbh
1 80BAIT08 2018-01-02
When you fling enough shit something's bound to stick.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
If you hate people making fun of Wesley Crusher so much then how come you've appeared on The Big Bang Theory countless times doing exactly that? Did those CBS paychecks outweigh what little pride you have?
Do you also realize that Patrick Stewart himself voiced Picard in a Robot Chicken sketch portraying him as a sexual deviant? Or that Brent Spiner also voiced himself in a sketch about how Data has a working robotic dong? Yet you write a whole article about someone making an unofficial Wesley toy with a funny face is extremely offensive.
Come on, man. You're 45.
1 RenegadeJoeson 2018-01-02
That just makes it so much more sad. What a manchild.
1 maladministration 2018-01-02
Turns out his portrayal of Wesley Crusher wasn't acting. He just walked on stage and someone gave him a sweater.
1 Soltheron 2018-01-02
/r/drama posters calling someone a manchild.
It's like creationists calling someone illogical.
1 RyeWhiskeyy 2018-01-02
Wait, so Wil Wheaton is crying over his fake action figure crying?
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
What do you think the linked essay was about?
1 Satafly 2018-01-02
MFW even /r/drama won't read the article
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-01-02
Hey dude, there are idiots on the internet to make fun of, including myself. Who has time to read the articles?
1 Tzcar 2018-01-02
So.... it's a subreddit
1 Dreamincolr 2018-01-02
I read the thing, well 90% of it. I can't be half assed to sit on the toilet for that long, let alone wil wheton.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
We should start referring to our trips to the toilet as "dropping Wil off at his office."
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
You don't even need to read the article, it's the title of the post. How do you miss that?
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
You don't even need to read the article—pretty much everything you need to know is in the title of the post. How do you miss that?
1 comebepc 2018-01-02
Yes
1 TheCodexx 2018-01-02
Nobody ever though /u/wil could act; but that doesn't mean he can't give an honest portrayal of a crybaby.
1 RyeWhiskeyy 2018-01-02
Didn't he already give an honest portrayal of a crybaby in Star Trek?
1 _narrows 2018-01-02
Uh, not true. He was very good in Stand By Me.
1 TheCodexx 2018-01-02
The movie was bad and he was forgettable. At least some of the other kids were alright. He's nothing next to River Phoenix and Corey Feldman.
1 _narrows 2018-01-02
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
1 tepidbathwater 2018-01-02
Does life imitate art, or does art initiate life? 🤔
1 IzzyNobre 2018-01-02
And he doesn’t see the irony at all
1 SockPuppetSuicide 2018-01-02
Too much soy in his diet.
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
Because what, Stewart's had to listen to 30 years of shitty jokes about how he's a sexual deviant? How is this comparison supposed to make sense.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
Because it means they were actually willing to laugh at themselves
1 _Petronius 2018-01-02
The only thing more sad than /u/wil taking himself so seriously is you all over this thread sucking Gus balls. Have some self respect, you utter knob.
1 do0rkn0b 2018-01-02
Don't lump me in with that nerd.
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
I just wanted to see everybody cry and bitch about it, lol
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
Is that why you have not Kept Yourself Safe? Because nobody would cry?
1 ay_what_up2 2018-01-02
LMAO
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
This is more than usually terrible shitposting from you, I must-have really rustled your bussy lol
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
It's nice that you care about my opinion of you, stranger.
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
As much as you care about the opinions of the sheep you fuck, lol
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
W I T T Y
I
T
T
Y
The next time your kid sister gives you a blowjob you should uppercut her jaw.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-02
imagine feeling like you have to stick up for fucking Wil Wheaton on the internet, in a thread he was retarded enough to get baited into
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
We're usually a sub without pity, but apparently he can inspire it in us. /u/wil is like /r/Drama Jesus.
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
Imagine getting this asshurt just because someone threw you a tiny amount of shit for going after one of the world's easiest, laziest targets, lmao
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-02
yeah no
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
Shit, owned imho :(
1 maladministration 2018-01-02
At least you're honest. Have a pity downvote.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
They are capable of making jokes about themselves. Is that hard to understand?
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-01-02
He is not good no to sleep with you
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
Yeah, but Patrick Stewart had a sense of humor about it because it wasn't true...or if it was he didn't care...while Wil constantly loses his shit because not only is he a whiny brat, he's also terribly insecure.
1 JenkemJoe 2018-01-02
Or that he played "Poop" in the Emoji Movie?
1 TruthPains 2018-01-02
Patrick Stewart is too good for us; also, apparently he is ripped for a 70+ year old.
1 BangersAndMash98 2018-01-02
He said in an interview that "Poop" was a role he felt he was preparing his entire life to play.
What a guy.
1 AnnArchist 2018-01-02
lmao this one was too easy
1 zahlman 2018-01-02
Why do you ask questions you know the answer to?
1 Satafly 2018-01-02
What is a rhetorical question?
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
I don't know. I'll have to Google it.
1 Sandwich247 2018-01-02
Isn't that when you ask a question, but you already know the answer?
1 GadolBoobies 2018-01-02
Yes.
1 ActuallyToiracse 2018-01-02
Holy shit.
GGNORE
1 Black_d20 2018-01-02
You have shit* taste in anime. *I'm kidding, My Hero Academia is good business.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
Stop making me upvote you, Jesus Christ.
1 badasspiggy 2018-01-02
Ik we’re not supposed to downvote lolcows but I had to strongly restrain myself with u/wil also holy shit this dudes a cuck, check the post history
1 komradekommunism 2018-01-02
u/wil care to explain your porn habits?
1 You-Can-Quote-Me 2018-01-02
Suicide Girls? Nothing wrong with that.
1 You-Can-Quote-Me 2018-01-02
Suicide Girls?
1 funknut 2018-01-02
Seriously? A "cuck?" You're a real star, yourself.
1 freet0 2018-01-02
holy shit masterlawlz lmao
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1 skivian 2018-01-02
Sir Patrick Stewart has an actual career to pad his ego with. He can afford to fuck about.
1 DrinkProfessionally 2018-01-02
First time in my life i am proud of you
1 ChateauJack 2018-01-02
Imagine caring that much about retarded TV shows celebrities that you know that many details about their lives.
You could simply mock him about his bloated face, his prepubescent beard, his dyed hair, or his body resembling one of a teenage boy.
1 bekibekistanstan 2018-01-02
Why does this matter?
1 hotblondeboob 2018-01-02
Because it's weird.
1 bekibekistanstan 2018-01-02
So?
1 NariNaraRana 2018-01-02
lmao
1 bekibekistanstan 2018-01-02
aka "I don't really have anything to say to that"
1 NariNaraRana 2018-01-02
I wasn't trying to add anything to begin with
1 horseyhorseyhorsey 2018-01-02
Do you think that his children's mother lets him anywhere near her?
1 Selfawarenesshere 2018-01-02
You're talking to the person who made a day to tell people not to be a dick. Yet the only roles he takes are ones where he's a massive dick, and gets away with it, wins, glorifies and never gets what he deserves. And in life is a massive dick to anyone not part of his clique, shouts down and silences minorities he pretends to speak for, makes over simplifies trope and stereotypical claims about them.
/u/wil is just a pile of hypocrisies, a fraud with a serious personality defect and in desperate need of karma to give him a massive punch in the face in 2018 along with most of his buddies profiting off similar garbage behaviour.
1 SpiritOne 2018-01-02
Having met him a couple times, he really is a dick. I don’t understand why. I was actually excited to meet him the first time. But he was so standoffish and actually rude, which is so not what any other actor has been.
In contrast, his wife Anne is super pleasant, very personable, like legitimately one of the nicest people I’ve ever chatted with.
I’m legitimately baffled by the whole thing.
1 SpotNL 2018-01-02
Isn't that canon?
1 HardAsMagnets 2018-01-02
24cm and fully functional.
1 SpotNL 2018-01-02
Programmed in multiple techniques too.
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-01-02
Yeah, because Patrick Stewart is a G.
1 SockPuppetSuicide 2018-01-02
/r/MurderedByWords
1 captainpriapism 2018-01-02
because who the fuck else is going to hire him as an actor lol
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-01-02
ULTIMO SOYBOY /u/wil ON SUICIDE WATCH
1 Aikidi 2018-01-02
Data having a working song is episode one man, he is fully functional.
1 spacelemon 2018-01-02
B T F O
1 SperglockHolmes 2018-01-02
How much soy do you consume in a day?
1 stevemisor 2018-01-02
You got famous for making fun of how annoying your old character was
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
He got famous for playing Wesley in the first place, you absolute simpleton.
1 stevemisor 2018-01-02
There are thousands of child actors who no one remember in some of the most popular films and television of all time
Will's fame and popularity is largely due to being active in the Star Trek community and large amount of that was highlighting how annoying his character
Didn't he do a riff track or a script review where he pointed out all the times his character was annoying?
1 matttk 2018-01-02
Doesn't that go to his point, though? He wrote in his post how the writing was really bad for his character.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
DON'T HURT DADDY
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
Lol, what even the fuck did this mean, you gibbering moron?
1 [deleted] 2018-01-02
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1 comebepc 2018-01-02
Shut up, Wesley
1 Wordshark 2018-01-02
Shut up Wil
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-01-02
Mr. Wheaton, first I want to say that you shouldn't let yourself get riled up by trolls and haters like this.
Second, and MOST IMPORTANTLY I'd like to know your thoughts on rampant pedophilia in Star Trek fandom and how toys like the legos displayed are used to groom and lure children by pedophiles.
As the Huffington Post covered here https://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-ladowsky/pedophilia-and-star-trek_b_5857.html Star Trek fandom is absolutely full of pedophiles to the point that almost all convicted pedophiles have Star Trek paraphenalia in their homes.
I'm wondering what you are doing to combat this issue? I'm not trying to be a jerk, but given the likely purpose of these legos now seems like the time to speak out.
I feel like you have a special reonsability to speak out here, as you were the child character on Star Trek and so its likely a huge percentage of YOUR fans are pedophiles.
1 tepidbathwater 2018-01-02
The author of the article makes very bold claims, with little to no evidence. Another person followed up on these claims, and said this:
"I have now spoken to Detective Ian Lamond of the Child Exploitation Section of the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit and he claims they were misquoted, or if that figure was given it was done so jokingly. "
I'm not defending pedophiles - they're disgusting, horrible predators who prey on children, and deserve to be caught and punished. I'm just saying that this article may not be the most reliable.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-01-02
The same issue has been covered in other publications since then. While the idea that 99/100 pedophiles are Star Trek fans it is agreed upon that it is a MAJOR issue in the fandom and one that /u/wil should respond to. I don't think 80/100 pedophiles being Star Trek fans makes it any better or less important.
I think right now, culturally, is a good time for us to stop closing our eyes and keeping silent. Thanks to the #metoo campaign, now is the time to start standing up and speaking out against rape, pedophilia, and sexual assault. I'm sure Mr. Wheaton would agree, and I hope he'll take this opportunity to address this issue and all of the victims that have been ignored up until now.
1 tepidbathwater 2018-01-02
Would you mind linking some of the reports you're referring to?
Sexual assault of any kind is despicable, and victims have been woefully overlooked, or coerced into silence. However, I do not think the correct way to go about raising awareness is to make blanket statements like "all men are rapists", "all women are victims", or "all ST fans are pedophiles". We can't afford to alienate allies by accusing them of being the people we're fighting against.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-01-02
Excuse me /u/tepidbathwater but I absolutely have not made any blanket statements and I've already provided a link. Now unless you're going to give me some alt-right non-sense about Huffpo and The LA Times being "fake news", how about we just skip to the part where you explain why you think pedophilia in Star Trek fandom isn't a bad thing.
And, please, if your argument starts with the words "Actually, its ephebophilia..." please keep it to yourself.
1 tepidbathwater 2018-01-02
...what?
I never said that pedophilia (in any capacity) is okay. It's revolting. My point was that the article you linked makes some leaps of logic. For example, the author writes that Star Trek's universe is "a utopian interracial and interplanetary world where the usual conflicts associated with gender do not apply." Okay, fine.
But then she says that in "[Perversion is denying] the difference between the sexes, and between the generations. Pedophiles are...[trying to] deny the difference between the generations. The utopian fantasy here is to normalize sex between adults and children."
My disagreement is with the authors argument, not about wether or not pedophilia is bad (it is). And I was asking for the link because the one inside the Huffington Post article is broken. :/
1 Jackanova3 2018-01-02
Kind of over extended yourself with the assumptions there guy...
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
You are my favourite today.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-01-02
Some of your finest work
1 AFull_Commitment 2018-01-02
Dude it's a Venn diagram. It isn't that most star trek fans are pedos it's that most pedos are star trek fans.
1 Jackanova3 2018-01-02
Are we in the wrong here or does r/drama legit have a majority of creepy pedo/alt righters who make grand assumptions about fake news when you dare ask for more info.
1 tepidbathwater 2018-01-02
It's pretty easy to look at my comment at be like, "Oh, this snotty bitch," and I definitely could have made some better choices in phrasing. Still, I just wanted that LA Times article link...
1 Jackanova3 2018-01-02
I didn't think that I thought you were perfectly reasonable. It was the response you got that made me audibly say What The Fuck.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
Yes
1 Jackanova3 2018-01-02
Care to explain in a non insane way?
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
No
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as pedophilia, is in fact, hebephilia, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, ephebophilia. Pedophilia is not merely the attraction to anyone under 18, but rather a totally separate disorder (not a legal term) listed as a sexual-psychological disorder categorized under paraphilias, a group of sexual-psychological disorders in the DSM-IV and considered a disorder under the standards of the American Psychological Association.
Many people could be considered ephebophiles despite the fact that they themselves may not know the term, much less what it means. Through a peculiar turn of events, ephebophilia and hebephilia became grouped under the very general and inconclusive cultural term "pedophilia," and the majority of people using the term are unaware that they are referring to non-paraphilic sexual preferences that are unmentioned in the DSM-IV and occur relatively harmlessly in a great deal of the population. There really is a pedophilia, and these people may be referring to it, but nevertheless it is a small part of what is labeled under "pedophilia."
Pedophilia is labeled as a paraphilia because it is by nature unhealthy. Paraphilias are all unhealthy and destructive to relationships, but are restricted to the definitions set forth in the DSM. Pedophilia is simply grouped with the non pathologized conditions of hebephilia and hebephilia because they share a few similar traits. In reality, pedophilia separate from both and should be treated as such, and many people described as pedophiles would be better described as hebephiles or ephebophiles.
1 GunOfSod 2018-01-02
FOOD!!!!
You may not know this but 100%!!! Of convicted pedophiles eat FOOD.
What is the EPA doing about this gateway drug??
NOTHING!!!
1 tinyhandslol 2018-01-02
Yeah but food isn’t a choice, like say maybe, watching Star Trek?
1 GunOfSod 2018-01-02
Why do you hate science?
1 tinyhandslol 2018-01-02
Wut
1 AreYouDeaf 2018-01-02
WHY DO YOU HATE SCIENCE?
1 tinyhandslol 2018-01-02
YES
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-02
GOOD post
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-02
We are all Star Trek fans on this blessed day
1 niczar 2018-01-02
Speak for yourself
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-02
I love children on this blessed day
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
Seriously? Now we're assuming gender too?
1 FedaykinShallowGrave 2018-01-02
Wowee this is some new material
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
Your trolling is top tier.
1 taterbizkit 2018-01-02
He shouldn't feel bad about people making fun of him.
He should feel bad for singlehandedly ruining Trek.
Could not take the show seriously when a 12 year old saves the fucking Enterprise every four episodes.
1 tepidbathwater 2018-01-02
All Wesley episodes in a nutshell:
Wesley: Captain, something's terribly wrong!
Picard: Shut the fuck up, Wesley.
Riker: lol pranked
[something happens that vindicates wesley]
Picard: I'm sorry to have doubted you Wesley, I will definitely not do this again in like 10 episodes.
1 meatpuppet79 2018-01-02
Well that was a masterclass in effective trolling. I'm a little tearful having got to witness it firsthand.
1 better_bot 2018-01-02
I'll bite. Star Trek fans are usually losers, losers consume pornography, pornographic use leads to pedophilia.
1 ZeitgeistNow 2018-01-02
You should've pulled a Macaulay Culkin and disappeared into obscurity after your childhood roles, spared us all the annoyance
1 Hitlery_Clinton 2018-01-02
He hasn’t got Macaulay’s cash or he would have done so years ago
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
He tried to parlay his only "accomplishment" (being an annoying cunt on TNG) into a career of being a professional geek. Like the geeks that used to bite the heads off chickens, but less dignified.
For better or worse, it has earned him a living and kept him in soy milk, so meh.
1 Let_you_down 2018-01-02
I was never much of a TNG fan, but how would you have liked to have seen Wesley portrayed in a way fans would still recognize? Lego figurines are all the same height, so the kid with the sad face made him seem more a kid, so it is easier for casual fans to go "Oh that was the kid!" More committed fans might be able to recognize the rainbow shirt, but a lot of us who might be tangentially aware of TNG can barely recognize Piccard but need some larger cues to be able to discern characters, hence making them caricatures. Lego figurines aren't the most expressive medium for art, and Star Trek is a universe with everyone from die hard crazy fans to random folks who saw an episode once while channel surfing that may get a kick out of Lego figurines.
1 ReBurnInator 2018-01-02
Hey there. Big fan.
fwiw I think Wesley did the right thing re Nova Squadron. Locarno was a jerk.
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
I have no idea what the fuck this means and I've never felt better about myself as a person.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
WRONG!!! You forgot the Golden rule: Snitches get stitches.
1 ReBurnInator 2018-01-02
Big if true
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
Yeah, but if Locarno didn't do his thing, he wouldn't have been virtually reincarnated on Voyager. So there's that.
1 ReBurnInator 2018-01-02
Yeah, but it got him banished to the other side of the galaxy where all the borgs live.
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2018-01-02
Or you know, we can tell that you are just doing this for attention otherwise you would have ignored it.
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
Just because he has your disgusting neckbeardy attention doesn't mean he actually wanted it.
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2018-01-02
Excuse you but I'm native. The best facial hair I can grow is a patchy pubic hair mustache, thank you very much.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
It does mean that he's too lazy to shave.
1 Trapsarentgayyy 2018-01-02
Are you actually, unirnically, not memeing mad enough about a toy to not only write a fucking essay about it, but also argue about it on r/drama?
Jesus christ dude. Keep yourself safe
1 AFull_Commitment 2018-01-02
I figured everyone here was being ironic and memeing all the time.
1 Pablopubes 2018-01-02
I’m just here so i don’t get fined
1 Let_you_down 2018-01-02
You already fine.
1 Mexagon 2018-01-02
I kind of feel bad for how much of a whiny fag you've become.
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-01-02
please write about this fateful encounter with /r/drama in a lenghty blog post on wilwheaton.net
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
Nothing would make me
Happier
Like I accomplished something with my life even though it will ultimately not matter when the universe dies and everything we have ever done is rendered pointless.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-02
How happy are you rn?
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
This isn't better than sex. But it's close.
1 GadolBoobies 2018-01-02
Did the self-proclaimed "King of the Geeks" just call /r/Drama a blog?
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
Everything since Fark is new and confusing.
1 GadolBoobies 2018-01-02
I can Digg it.
1 Evilmon2 2018-01-02
This is the same dude that reported the navy seal copypasta to the FBI as a death threat.
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
Sorry that this had to be your first u/masterlawlz experience, we're used to his autism around here.
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2018-01-02
Why the fuck are you posting so much soft core porn? Even worse it's suicide girls. Fuck dude, if you are going to post porn at least post good porn.
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
mfw he probably pays for porn
zoz.jpg
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-02
How is your private LAX wing coming?
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
For anyone who needs a refresher on one of the many reasons Wheaton is a fuckbag:
https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/3tl62z/airport_commission_approves_a_private_lax_lounge/cx84ymr/?context=5
/u/wil originally assumes someone is lashing out at the idea of a Celebrity Wing of LAX, and steps up to the plate to defend the poor, oppressed actors of Los Angeles. When it's revealed that they aren't, he just goes onto insult them for accurately calling him out as a limousine liberal.
Dude's a trainwreck.
1 ltedt 2018-01-02
Being absolutely btfo on reddit on two occasions. If i were him i would think really hard about my life and choices if strangers on the web talked to me like that
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-01-02
I'd do some serious research into staying safe in [current year + 1]
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-01-02
I thought 2016 was current year?
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
No, that was 2015, at least if you're riffing on John Oliver. We are now in Current Year 3.0 by our snaggledtoothed Brit savior's reconning, PBUH.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-01-02
I thought 2016 was current year?
1 Dreamincolr 2018-01-02
The part where he says to try again and talk like adults after liberal limousine, was awesome. Right after calling tmz ingrown pubes, cumstains, etc.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-02
Tbf, he accurately depicts TMZ.
1 Dreamincolr 2018-01-02
Well yeah, but as pointed out, celebs need tmz just as much as tmz needs tmz.
1 latarian2 2018-01-02
B-but his mental illnesses!
1 GadolBoobies 2018-01-02
I'm starting to think this Wil Wheaton fellow is a bit of a jerk.
1 BadHarambe 2018-01-02
What a fucking horrible human being. Calls the other (who's using a fairly calm, if critical tone) angry too while screaming about "cumstains."
1 bobbybonnadouchey 2018-01-02
What the hell did you just frikkin’ say about me, you little chimp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Starfleet Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Borg, and I have over 300 confirmed executions of General Order 24. I am trained in ship-to-ship warfare and I’m the top tactical officer in all of Starfleet. You are nothing to me but just another redshirt. I will wipe you the hell out with attack patterns the likes of which has never been seen before in this quadrant, mark my goddamn words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over subspace? Think again. As we speak I am contacting section 31 and your subspace signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ion storm, maggot. The ion storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re goddamn dead, ensign. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with self-sealing stem bolts. Not only am I extensively trained in zero-G combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Starfleet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable existence off the face of the galaxy, you little chimp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goddamn tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will blast fury all over you and you will drown in it. You are dead, ensign. Dismissed
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-02
holy fuck dude your life is just a series of bad decisions, and responding to this was one of them
1 TheEyeballQueen 2018-01-02
/u/wil in "A Series of Poor Decisions."
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
A Series of Unfortunate Events That Somehow Resulted In Being On Television
1 TheEyeballQueen 2018-01-02
A Series of Unfortunate Events Involving a Super Fuckable '80s Mom
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
It took me a moment to realize that one on the far right is a woman and I was getting worried that you owned a plain white van.
1 TheEyeballQueen 2018-01-02
All women in the '80s cut their hair short to look like the little blonde boy in The Blue Lagoon in the hopes of snagging their barely-pubescent Brooke Shields.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
She looks like a ventriloquist dummy. She also has a bad case of fivehead.
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
The dude turned down movie roles to keep being a mere recurring character on Star Trek.
Good Decisions is not his forte.
1 plurpnslurp 2018-01-02
*forte
1 plurpnslurp 2018-01-02
*forte
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-02
keep yourself safe white boi
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
I just discovered this is your actual account, and I'm so happy to be able to directly tell you to keep yourself safe!
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-02
If I looked up “manchild” in the dictionary, I’m pretty sure there would just be a picture of you next to it.
1 pi_over_3 2018-01-02
Do you always miss a chance to show everyone what a whiny bitch you are?
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
/u/MasterLawlz Congratulations on your first terrific sticky.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
STOP ENCOURAGING HIM
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
I have to give him credit when he deserves it, and this is pretty great. It's too bad that Wheaton isn't replying though, spergouts are one of the best parts of drama.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
We have may have to de-mod /u/MasterLawlz and mod Wil Wheaton.
1 Satafly 2018-01-02
What is Lawlz may never die...
Mod Wil tho.
1 JenkemJoe 2018-01-02
Shut up, Wil!
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-02
oh wilbo baggins, is this really how you wanna start 2018?
1 better_bot 2018-01-02
This is good for dramacoin.
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
No, we got it. The point is that you didn't consider it to be be demeaning or insulting when they depicted the people who loved that character as kids like this.
1 TheEyeballQueen 2018-01-02
/u/wil right now
1 da394ba8f4646fabe414 2018-01-02
https://i.imgflip.com/2200ws.jpg
Will Reeeton
1 TheEyeballQueen 2018-01-02
I'm happy my shitty Paint job on the figurine is yielding such dramatic results 💯💯💯
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-01-02
Shut up Wesley
1 SwankDogsbody 2018-01-02
Shut up, Wesley.
Go get raped by a Gamergater.
1 SwankDogsbody 2018-01-02
Shut up, Wesley.
Go get raped by a Gamergater.
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-01-02
shut up wesley
1 MayorOfPieTown 2018-01-02
Just wanted to pop in and let you know that you’re a huge cuck.
1 riemann1413 2018-01-02
lmao holy shit how old are you
1 Soltheron 2018-01-02
I wouldn't even bother responding in this shitsub. Missing the point is what they do.
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-01-02
White knighting Weasley?
1 Soltheron 2018-01-02
I tune out when I hear idiotic conservative nonsense like "white knight". It's about as useless as "SJW" or Rush Limbaugh's "feminazi".
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-01-02
Nice try but no, and no, he is not going to sleep with you white knight
1 Soltheron 2018-01-02
Right. It's fairly standard thinking for your type to not care unless you think you can get something out of it, so I understand the shitty reasoning.
Meanwhile, not everyone is a selfish and desperate loser.
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-01-02
I agree, but that’s not the case with you here, so just admit it
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-01-02
*farts*
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
Wanna be a mod, /u/wil?
1 better_bot 2018-01-02
Why would you even ask? You should have just done it.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
Reddit removed that functionality when Bill Shatner was made a mod of a shitload of porn subs without his knowledge. They have to agree to it now.
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
>posts on /tv/, /b/, /x/
>can't handle modding porn subs on reddit
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
If I recall correctly, one of them was /r/spacedicks.
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
Which are just reposts from /b/ anyway
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
True, but AFAIK he found /r/spacedicks first.
Now I think about it, it might have been Zach Braff who got made a mod of those subs. Either way, reddit put a stop to it.
1 riemann1413 2018-01-02
1 TruthPains 2018-01-02
I support /u/wil being a mod; there must be balance in the force and an actor who played on Star Wars such as him would be the best to do that.
1 YugeThings 2018-01-02
'll take the positions if he doesn't answer.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
Who r u
1 YugeThings 2018-01-02
I'm you.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
New phone who dis
1 YugeThings 2018-01-02
Your momma.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
THE COURTS TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE
1 YugeThings 2018-01-02
I AM THE DUCKING COURTS
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-01-02
Let me know when it's your first time, so I can inform your wife.
1 CrazypantsFuckbadger 2018-01-02
I went down to sickbay and got you this
1 Pappy_StrideRite 2018-01-02
the link to your book? yes, we all got the point.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-01-02
snapshill quote when
1 SaucyWiggles 2018-01-02
Honestly I had a hunch you were a pathetic role model long ago when I was younger but I just got linked here from elsewhere relating to your blog and god damn I had no idea you could write so many fucking words about such a trivial aspect of life. Grow up dude, I did.
1 maladministration 2018-01-02
Your attitude is making all of this so much worse.
1 meatpuppet79 2018-01-02
If I was capable of getting upset at anything to do with Star Trek, it would probably be more to do with the negligence of the (any) crew, indulging a child at risk to an entire starship and its crew. But I'm a grown adult so I'm not.
By the way, you did a great impression of your minifig.
1 TotesMessenger 2018-01-02
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1 TheCodexx 2018-01-02
I see we have an expert in point-missing in the audience tonight.
1 IslamicStatePatriot 2018-01-02
I grew up on Star Trek reruns and NG... seeing what you have become makes me weep for not only what could of been but for the fall this world is about to endure thanks to people like you.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-01-02
SHUT UP WESLEY
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-01-02
Shut up Weasley!
1 ChateauJack 2018-01-02
Original Soyboy.
1 tempTemp0001 2018-01-02
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-01-02
Didn't you play some annoying doosh in Eureka? That guy was neckbeard level, was that role the most natural to play?
1 Selfawarenesshere 2018-01-02
Worried he might threaten your spot as king of missing the point.
Amazing though Wesley you'll write an essay crying about your feelings being hurt by a toy, but when a gay man accuses you of your problematic homophobic and overly simplified soundbite attempts to be an "ally" (read: exploit minorities for your own narcissistic gains) you reply with a block (only proving them right about what a massive fraud you are).
1 TruthPains 2018-01-02
I always loved ya, but I love ya nan more m8
1 GenderConfusedSquid 2018-01-02
God I always skip TNG episodes with you in them and I don't regret it. You've become a pathetic crybaby as an adult. The Lego piece is spot on.
1 NO-STUMPING-TRUMP 2018-01-02
The manchild has arrived!
1 kf7soviet 2018-01-02
I'm just here to call you a faggot. Faggot.
1 redditrox420colbert 2018-01-02
Imagine being a celebrity like Kim Kardashian or Justin Bieber where just by existing people hate you so much that every single day there are uncountable swarms of comments being posted online about how awful you are. "Why are you famous", "I hope you get AIDS/cancer", "I hope bad things happen to your family" etc. Part of being a celebrity is letting negative comments roll off your back, and while other celebrities deal with utterly toxic vitriol the likes of which most of us will never experience here you are writing a tome over how butthurt you are over "shut up Crusher". Lmao grow up and stop being a big gay baby.
1 0987654231 2018-01-02
What was your point?
Cause it looks like you tried to argue that you Wesley Crusher wasn't a whiny child by spending actual time crying on your blog.
At least in TNG you were acting.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
Was he though?
1 Sethal4395 2018-01-02
Don't be dick, Wesley.
1 Chicup 2018-01-02
I just want you to know, I appreciate your career.
It is amazing performance art.
Never has a character I loathed so much on a TV show also been a personal I loath as a human. You are the Andy Kaufman of our age.
And when your name shows up on #metoo I will be sad for the end of the performance.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-01-02
Absolutely psychic, he's been #metoo'd
1 Chicup 2018-01-02
How did you find this?
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-01-02
I remembered you said it.
It was also linked in another thread.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-01-02
Lol u gay
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-01-02
Bad bot
1 perrycohen 2018-01-02
Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9999% sure that wil is not a bot.
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That's you. That's how dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1 Trimblco 2018-01-02
Hey man, you're honestly better than reddit. This site has never been the same after gamergate. Reddit has become an alt-right cesspool barely distinguishable from 4chan, and it's not just their political subs. They're everywhere and it's just not worth engaging with them. This sub you're replying in is mainly a circlejerk where they mock anyone speaking about issues of race, gender, etc.
I'd suggest leaving, never coming back, and maybe next time you have a large audience, call reddit out for allowing this shit to fester.
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-01-02
Nope, he is a crybaby and his blog, Twitter and reddit responses are the proof of it
1 xjapxn 2018-01-02
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
1 ABillionYearsOld 2018-01-02
Shut the fuck up Wesley. You had one role and it was 3 decades ago. Get the fuck over it.
1 thisplaceisanonsense 2018-01-02
haha at the fucking state of you.
1 alexmikli 2018-01-02
Shut up Wesley
1 SMT_YHVH 2018-01-02
Shut up, Wesley.
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1 Dewrito_Pope 2018-01-02
While we've got you here, I'm dying to know:
Why, in every picture of you, do you always have your jaw hanging open like a fuckin' mouth breather? This has spawned an entire meme known as the Soylent Grin.
1 ricardogce 2018-01-02
1 SockPuppetSuicide 2018-01-02
Why are you always a crybaby faggot?
1 [deleted] 2018-01-02
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1 captainpriapism 2018-01-02
why is it that you cant close your mouth when you take a photo? is it because you consume too much estrogen from all the soy milk?
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1 theStingraY 2018-01-02
Shut up, Wesley
1 JayrassicPark 2018-01-02
Petition to make wil an /r/drama mod by virtue of the rage wars coming out of this thread, mods pls.
1 myfappaccount 2018-01-02
I love how you go on to A) Say that this isn't about you being a whiny insecure cunt. B) Speak for droves of people saying that they are upset because Wesley was a good character to them, and how disappointed they are. Really? Show us where anyone else other than you is crying about it you fucking knob. C) Throw the writers of the character under the bus, in a pathetic attempt to defend yourself. Take a joke, you are literally a sad man child. Anyone who is any sort of adult would laugh about a shitty character they played over twenty years ago.
1 I_poop_in_The_Dark 2018-01-02
Just sit back with a nice glass of soy and this will all blow over.
1 OniTan 2018-01-02
Loved you in Aliens.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
Shut the fuck up you whiny little bitch lmao
1 DougieFFC 2018-01-02
Do you always overreact like a hypersensitive manbaby? Or is it just every time I hear about you?
1 gaggreene 2018-01-02
Shut up Wesley
1 a_jill_sandwich 2018-01-02
/u/MasterLawlz misses the point about as often as you miss having a legitimate career.
1 vaendryl 2018-01-02
Hey Wil, just wanted to chime in that, for what it's worth, I've always been a fan of Wesley when I watched TNG as a teen and grew up surprised at how poorly received the character was by much of the fanbase.
just wanted to give a bit of a counterpoint to the (seemingly) overwhelming critique.
1 TWWfanboy 2018-01-02
Shut up, Wil.
1 GoneRampant1 2018-01-02
IDK, OP at least wasn't dumb enough to complain that it was the writer's fault that Wesley was hated before defaulting to unironically using "icky."
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
In fairness if someone ever made a toy making fun of your ass and a bunch of the internet laughed at it you'd probably cry like a little bitch too.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
Are you kidding me lol? You guys make fun of me daily in way worse ways than what this toy amounts to
Plus, a lot of actors have had their characters parodied. It's especially unavoidable in a franchise as high-profile as star trek. But most of those actors didn't immediately go to their blog saying how mean it was
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
You guys will never be important enough to be as whiny as my idol whiny bitch is!
1 meatpuppet79 2018-01-02
We only hit you because we love you.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
In fairness, stop being a white knighting bitch tbqhwyf. We sit around telling each other to kill ourselves and the stuff you say to there people you ping in here on your own is worse than a fucking toy.
His ass blasting is very real and you need to get ahold of yourself for sticking up for this lolcow.
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
I just wanted to see everyone get asshurt about me defending u/wil, that's a lot more fun to me than joining in on going after one of the world's laziest, easiest targets
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
Just pretending eh?
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
I just wanted to take a moment here to say that it's kind of gratifying to know that anyone has taken notice of the mean shit I ping at people
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
I mean, if someone is going to notice, it will be me.
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
I didn't think you were the type to care about feelings.
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
It's possible that I just care about calling masterlawlz a bitch
1 LemonScore 2018-01-02
He's a (((male feminist)))
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-01-02
I can't wait for someone to report his rapes then.
1 SRSLovesGawker 2018-01-02
My money's on Felicia Day.
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-01-02
Damn! I was hoping it would be someone I'd feel sorry for.
1 [deleted] 2018-01-02
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1 GadolBoobies 2018-01-02
Nah, she's still a D-List actress who sleeps around for parts. Which should've been obvious since she's known for getting naked and walk around touching everyone at celeb parties.
She tries to milk the rape wagon and none of the actually famous people she hangs out with will touch her with a 10 foot pole. And that'll mean the only way for her to get gigs is gone, which even victimbux won't cover.
1 SRSLovesGawker 2018-01-02
Got a cite for this? And... you know, maybe some video?
For Academic Purposes, of course.
1 Pappy_StrideRite 2018-01-02
hey, u/wil, what did you do to Jim Parsons to make him go straight?
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8rqi9j/yikes_i_hope_this_doesnt_mean_theyre_coming_for/
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-01-02
I guess wishes really do come true. Thank you.
1 zahlman 2018-01-02
He's also done quite a bit of unironic reeeeing about gamergate.
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-01-02
Ooh no he's retarted
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
Hmm.
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-01-02
https://i.imgur.com/FmYjcHV.gif
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
Masterlawlz, have my babies. Great find. This dude needs mental help but I don't want to trigger AngryDM.
1 iforgotagain42 2018-01-02
I think the best response is:
/u/wil : https://youtu.be/afhMMcAHlKw
1 digitalpizza 2018-01-02
Crybaby writes crybaby article about being called crybaby
1 Cold_Leadership 2018-01-02
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/350/057/701.jpg
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-02
Almost as sad as his wife calling the cops over Navy Seals copypasta
1 Hitlery_Clinton 2018-01-02
Holy shit, is that real?
1 SperglockHolmes 2018-01-02
https://archive.is/TEWCp
1 Hitlery_Clinton 2018-01-02
This deserves a plaque in a city park somewhere memorializing the stupid
1 tepidbathwater 2018-01-02
"And over here, you can view the esteemed "Plaque of Pretentious Pricks," housed in the Museum of Mediocrity, located on the corner of Tomfoolery and Befuddlement, in the painfully plain city of Norm E."
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-02
We need to find a way to gas the entire internet at this point.
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
Oh my god, this is truly the best timeline.
1 C19H21N3Os 2018-01-02
I mean she said she’d donate for every threat she got, what did she fucking expect
1 ____________13 2018-01-02
Of course he doesn't recognise it as a meme. He hasn't even realised that he's a meme.
1 Rith2 2018-01-02
Tbf if you’ve never seen the pasta before I could understand getting upset w/ it even tho you’re a Stacy
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-01-02
No, you'd have to be fucking retarded to be upset by that.
1 munky82 2018-01-02
Anybody who sends money to Feminist Frequency deserves what they get.
1 LemonScore 2018-01-02
Yup, and he's also raising the seed of another man. Classic soyboy degeneracy if you ask me.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-02
No lego Tasha Yar? Very sad.
1 SRSLovesGawker 2018-01-02
No point making a piece you can only play with for half an hour before getting cancelled.
If you want though, find some generic blonde piece and melt a black ju-jube over it. That aughta cover it.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-01-02
I can’t imagine that anyone outside of wil’s immediate family ever felt anything other than naked disdain for Wesley Crusher.
1 uncle_time 2018-01-02
even as a kid i didn't think wesley was cool.
1 bluntxblade 2018-01-02
He really should just lego his ego.
1 v_is_one_person 2018-01-02
I believe that the “Shut up Wesley” meme reflects our culture’s disregard for children. The belief that children are liars and irresponsible. Predators have counted on this for hundreds of years. The fact that a confirmed pedophile was put forth as a candidate for the US senate and came near to winning reflects what this culture thinks of children. As an actor it must have been frustrating for Wheaton to have to play such a poorly written character. Wesley could have been so much more. And even at his (then) young age he must have known such bad writing when he saw it. But even then Wil was becoming the wonderful writer you have become.
For every 1 person who didn’t like the Wesley Crusher character, there are 2 of us who loved him and still love the guy who played him. The guy who fucked up the Wesley fig is a dumb cunt.
1 TheEyeballQueen 2018-01-02
Fuck off, soyboy.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-02
Soyboy is the dumbest insult ever. Only makes the insulter look dumb
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-01-02
Away with you, soyboy.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-01-02
good job proving his point, cuck
1 NationalismIsFun 2018-01-02
Ah fack you retard
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-01-02
Sayith the soyboy. Away with you.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-02
Cuck actually sounds good. Like a mixture of cunt and fuck
1 Assy-McGee 2018-01-02
'tis true the verbage of "cuck" sounds pleasant to thine ear,
however, "the soyoboy" is does not garner near as much mirth.
the words "soyoboy" that /u/aloha34 hast used is cringe inducing in factor only matched by his fedora-borne brethren which hath utilized speech begetting of a Shakespearean play when spotting a fair internet maiden.
In ultimately fruitless endeavors, they pursue with foolhardy belief that a speech of the mythical gentlesir will yield scandalous sights of ample bosoms and peach bottoms. Much akin to the declaration of another man being "soyoboy", both acts only make him doth look like a retard who tryeth too hard to be internet aristocracy.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-01-02
This copypasta is so gay it farts cum and rainbows.
1 tepidbathwater 2018-01-02
I want this as my flair
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-02
Why not "Ahoy there, Soy Boy" ?
1 tepidbathwater 2018-01-02
Because "Away with you, soyboy," conjures an amazing mental image of a king in a fur coat waving away a peasant.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-02
I'd rather see a pirate welcoming a soy boy into his mean-guy transformation workshop.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-02
Uh no
1 tepidbathwater 2018-01-02
uh yes
1 v_is_one_person 2018-01-02
This is conduct unbefitting a Starfleet officer!
1 stevemisor 2018-01-02
I had to check to make sure this was not a quote from the article
1 v_is_one_person 2018-01-02
It's from the comments but yeah, I think it's serious.
1 tepidbathwater 2018-01-02
I thought this was going to be a funny sarcastic copypasta but it was not.
1 GunOfSod 2018-01-02
We need an /r/almostpasta
1 tepidbathwater 2018-01-02
we should call it r/prequelpastas
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-02
eww
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-02
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Teach them well
And let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty
They possess inside
Give them a sense of pride
To make it easier
Let the children's laughter
Remind us how we used to be
Everybody's searching for a hero...
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Give them a sense of pride To make it easier Let the children's laughter Remind us how we used to be
Everybody's searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone
Who fulfilled my needs
A lonely place to be
And so I learned to depend on me.
I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone's shadow
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I lived as I believe
No matter what they take from me
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1 v_is_one_person 2018-01-02
This
1 ____________13 2018-01-02
roflmaotbqhwyf
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
This is your brain on soy.
1 tepidbathwater 2018-01-02
Soylent green?
1 AFull_Commitment 2018-01-02
Definately a giant pussy, but somehow still gets more pussy than an incel like you. Maybe if you are more soy it might help you get laid? I mean what all have you tried so far?
1 SperglockHolmes 2018-01-02
Watching your wife fuck other men doesn't count as getting pussy.
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
He married a single mother and is "father" to the children she popped out before he met her. There's no evidence he got any pussy out of the deal.
1 LemonScore 2018-01-02
Does he? Seems like he's been cucked by a man more virile than himself and is being used as a paypig to raise that man's child.
1 AFull_Commitment 2018-01-02
His dowry was access to two pieces of hot n fresh bussy. They even took his name like proper brother-wives.
1 da394ba8f4646fabe414 2018-01-02
do you center your self worth around how much roastie you've pounded. If so that's incredibly sad. Never go full soy.
1 badasspiggy 2018-01-02
You don’t get bussy because you’re the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
1 AFull_Commitment 2018-01-02
It's the only way I can give your papa wood.
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-01-02
Cabin boy crusher was the gayest part of the abomination known as tng
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-02
Wil "Fuck me like I'm a Corey" Wheaton
1 Assy-McGee 2018-01-02
/u/wil “my cornhole is itchin’ I hope you’re pitchin’” wheaton
1 SRSLovesGawker 2018-01-02
Wil "Give some head to get ahead" Wheaton
1 SecretDragoon 2018-01-02
/u/wil you're fucking retarded m8.
1 NationalismIsFun 2018-01-02
u/wil must be, seeing as he got engaged here in this very thread
1 Redactor0 2018-01-02
He's got a point. All the other characters look like they did in the later seasons. We don't act like Worf was always a terrible character just because he was a snarling chimp in the first season.
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
But Wesely always was a terrible character.
1 Redactor0 2018-01-02
He had his moments later on. I liked "The Game". And in seasons 2-3 he was just the helmsman and didn't do much more than deliver a little exposition.
1 zahlman 2018-01-02
You mean "Winners Don't Do Drugs: The ST:TNG Episode"?
1 Redactor0 2018-01-02
Yes, I liked "Winners Don't Do Drugs, They Do Young Ashley Judd: The ST:TNG Episode".
1 syllabic 2018-01-02
Any good moments he might have had were destroyed by his last appearance. In a thinly veiled white colonialism metaphor, the enterprise has to relocate a bunch of literal native american descendents from a planet because an alien species got the planet in a trade deal with the federation. They don't want to go, and the comparison to how the US settlers treated the natives is brought up approximately fifty million times in the episode. So wesley gets wracked by white guilt, tries to go full-native and wants to join up with the tribe, and then eventually it's revealed one of the tribe elders is a psionic space god and helps wesley transcend to a higher plane of existence.
1 Redactor0 2018-01-02
Yeah, I'm not a fan of that one. I found the idea that he's too good to be wasting his time with us mere mortals was pretty offensive.
1 syllabic 2018-01-02
He was partly responsible for a horrific training accident at starfleet academy, then only fessed up after picard threatened to reveal everything unless wesley came clean. Hardly the picture of integrity.
It's not Wheaton's fault that wesley was a terribly written marty sue, but it is his fault that he never became a better actor and parlayed his early experience into a real movie career.
1 dramallllama 2018-01-02
If we made a later season Westly Crusher than it would just be a shallow unmarked grave haven been killed by the Space pedophile.
1 Redactor0 2018-01-02
That guy is pretty creepy now that you mention it. Cruising around different dimensions looking for promising boys to groom.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-02
The best part is, they hated Wesley so much they just let him take the little prat.
1 tepidbathwater 2018-01-02
This is like r/iamverysmart and r/iamverybadass had a horrifying love-child, which was then carried by surrogate r/cringe.
I can't believe someone can get so upset over a little piece of plastic with a face on it.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
It gets worse/better :
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7nja5j/someone_made_a_custom_lego_toy_depicting_wesley/ds297jd/
1 possibly_not_a_bot 2018-01-02
r/iamverysmartass when
1 SperglockHolmes 2018-01-02
/u/wil
Do you ever get jealous of the guy who played Jake Sisko?
He played a child character that people actually liked, his entire career after DS9 wasn't just memes making fun of him, and I assume he is able to please a woman unlike you.
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
🔥🔥🔥
1 Hotpocketsand 2018-01-02
SperglockHolmes... more like DylanDylanDylanDylanAndDylan
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
I'm sure he's also father to his own biological children, unlike Wil.
1 pi_over_3 2018-01-02
Just be clear, he physically could ... if she would let him.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-02
At least his genes will die with him.
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-01-02
Inshallah.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-02
/u/wil wants to get cucked by a big brown klingon kock.
1 SperglockHolmes 2018-01-02
Qapla!
1 Neon_needles 2018-01-02
Do fat MTFs count as women?
1 Rith2 2018-01-02
Is /u/will really wil Wheaton? Why does he post porn on that account lmao
1 SperglockHolmes 2018-01-02
Yeah, he's just that much of a soyboy.
1 Singulaire 2018-01-02
He posts SuicideGirls porn, though, which is super progressive.
1 Face_Braxton 2018-01-02
What is SuicideGirls? And why is it progressive?
1 wowbagger88 2018-01-02
It's all fat, tattooed blue haired chicks that no one actually wants to fuck. Progressive as hell.
1 Singulaire 2018-01-02
SuicideGirls, and various imitators, pretend to be about an "alternative" look that subverts conventional western beauty standards, thus being socially progressive. In reality, a quick look through Wheaton's posting history shows that all the girls he jerks off to are conventionally attractive white girls, but they have tattoos, piercings, and dyed hair.
1 Hydrium 2018-01-02
/u/wil When did you realize that there are 6 year olds with more emotional maturity than you?
1 VaultVeteran 2018-01-02
Correct imo /u/wil. You should have been blasted out the airlock at birth.
1 respaaaaaj 2018-01-02
/u/wil don't drink and blog man
1 LemonScore 2018-01-02
/u/wil So, just you then?
1 Chromebookbitches 2018-01-02
Will surprising not only summed up his own experience with things, but also describes here about 75% of internet content.
1 CowboyFlipflop 2018-01-02
He's missing the fact that it's hard to distinguish Wesley just by modding his face. He should really be shorter, or skinnier, or both, but you can't do that with a legoman. So they had to come up with something that's a cliche that can be apprehended quickly.
Nonetheless it does seem like a dumb and insulting way to distinguish Wesley.
Why am I posting my serious opinion on this sub.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
MODS! Are we allowed to suggest safety for Angry Will?
1 Ebony_Eagle 2018-01-02
He'll probably report us to the police for 'threats" just like he did with the Navy Seal Copypasta while claiming nobody on the internet ever uses those terms ever.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
Imagine giving money to Anita because of copypasta messages.
1 die_rattin 2018-01-02
"Officers, these monsters want me to keep myself safe, whatever that means."
1 pi_over_3 2018-01-02
/u/wil you're such a whiny bitch.
1 pi_over_3 2018-01-02
2018 is off to great start.
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-01-02
/u/wil Shut up Wesley!
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
/u/wil wheaton is a 45-year old man who currently dresses like an early-00's emo kid who has an unhealthy obsession with Vampire: The Masquerade and because of the way he behaves I can't tell if it's by choice or for a role.
Things Will Wheaton probably does:
Listens to Mindless Self Indulgence unironically
Listens to, or watches things, ironically
Writes Cthulhu/Supernatural fan fiction
Considers none of these things to be insults
1 SRSLovesGawker 2018-01-02
Now now, don't taint V:tM by holding Wil "To work for Paramount, I let a pair mount me" Wheaton against it. That's like slandering dogs because Hitler liked them a lot.
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
I'm not saying V:tM is trash. I'm saying people who like V:tM are trash. Just like how cats are great but people who own cats are fat, lonely women who place too much value on their /r/trollxchromosomes posts.
1 SRSLovesGawker 2018-01-02
Ah well, at least I'm one of the snappy dressers. I think I'd strangle myself with a cat if the alternative was shuffling around 'til the end of my days in a crochet cardigan, eating rewarmed can soup.
1 krautkid 2018-01-02
I agree the people who are extreme VtM 'won't even look at Requiem because reee' fans are like...the fucking worse middle age goth rejects but Wil Wheaton is more like the little babies who crashed the WW launch last year who cried about how WW wasn't doing enough to be inclusive.
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2018-01-02
Don't forget that he post suicide girls on reddit.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-01-02
These swipes feel oddly specific yet accurate.
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
I asked myself "What kind of person was /u/Ed_ButteredToast in the early '00s?" and went from there.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
I was average. No emo phase or some other shit.
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
As if anyone would actually admit to an emo phase.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
I would but I mean. I was too lazy to be an emo. I was just lazy in general to adopt a unique personality lol.
1 riemann1413 2018-01-02
i'm glad you've finally come into your own
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
Pls don't bully me. Begone user banner! :(
1 riemann1413 2018-01-02
i'm not sure i've ever actually banned a user
i mean i must've at some point, i guess
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
Can you pls unban/u/sooper_human :((((
1 riemann1413 2018-01-02
who is that?
quick skim of his post history indicates he's deeply retarded, why is he banned here
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
I have no idea. Wait lemme check the PMs
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
https://i.imgur.com/vx2bbjQ.jpg
/u/zachums pls respond :(
1 riemann1413 2018-01-02
lol poor /u/sooper_human what a tragic tard
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
Wow. Rude :(
1 riemann1413 2018-01-02
lol yeah
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
Pls :(
1 riemann1413 2018-01-02
lol nah
ask /u/zachums
1 Hammer_of_truthiness 2018-01-02
mei is trash fo real tho
1 riemann1413 2018-01-02
mei is bae
1 AnnArchist 2018-01-02
oh look, its /u/wil being whiny.
1 do0rkn0b 2018-01-02
It's not just that no one cares about whatever character it is you played, sci fi anything is trash and also if you were ever part of the big bang theory I personally believe you need to tie a boulder to your legs and jump off a bridge.
1 cruelandusual 2018-01-02
I looked a lot like Wil Wheaton as a child. Thank the gods puberty fixed me. Wheaton still looks like a child, only pudgier than before and with pubes glued onto his jaw.
1 BrideOfAutobahn 2018-01-02
/u/wil post bussy
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-01-02
/u/wil you understand after all these years that Wesley Crusher was a character and you don't have to be offended on behalf of a fictional entity?
Like, you think Christian Bale gives a shit if nerds talk shit about Batman?
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
Christian Bale himself said he personally wasn't satisfied with his performance, actually.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-02
OK, I admit that I didn't read all of this but I'm not sure he's being entirely serious.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-02
I always preferred Jake Sisko.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
1 Neronoah 2018-01-02
/r/drama has open borders for a reason. Extremists make for good lolcows.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
☝️️☝️☝️
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
Does the "stickied threads can't reach /r/all" apply to all subs?
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
GOOD question.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
/u/shallowm AFAIK, it doesn't.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
I think it was just Teh_Dolan that had that rule, and it was because they were abusing it.
1 TheCodexx 2018-01-02
Imagine being so retarded you're 45 years old and arguing about a poorly-written show from the 80's because people quote it when you say stupid things and your feelings get hurt.
Imagine being so much of a crybaby that you throw a tantrum because someone depicted you as throwing a tantrum.
Imagine being so autistic/having no career left so you cash cameo checks and spend the rest of your time writing blog posts and hanging out on reddit.
Imagine being so desperate for work you show up to play yourself on one of the worst shows ever made just because a bunch of old people kinda remember you and think it's sweet.
Imagine being the pathetic cuckold that is /u/wil, the man who calls himself "kind of the nerds" but reported the Navy Seal copypasta to the police like the out-of-touch loser he is.
1 -thesilverdoe- 2018-01-02
On Tumblr about two years ago, I made a “tag yourself” post with Star Trek TNG characters and forgot to include Wesley in it. Was an honest mistake, his character doesn’t appear after season 4 and I’d just forgotten about Wesley. Eventually the post circulated onto his dashboard and he was somewhat peeved about it and let me know through the comments. It was a bit pathetic.
1 wisty 2018-01-02
Shut up Wesley
1 mrmcdude 2018-01-02
Good grief, every time I think that Wil Wheaton can't become a bigger tool, he outdoes himself. What'll he come with next?
1 sub_to_naffa 2018-01-02
/u/wil
1 Ultrashitpost 2018-01-02
Goddamnit i missed it. Fucking Americans
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
DonaldGloverPizzaFire.gif
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-01-02
u/wil
I thought you were good in Leverage. Stop being a dick and laugh at yourself along with the rest of us.
1 Tralan 2018-01-02
TL;DR - Wil Wheaton being Wil Wheaton.
1 IzzyNobre 2018-01-02
What a fucking joke of a man
1 IzzyNobre 2018-01-02
Someone depicts /u/wil as a whiny child
/u/wil writes an entire whiny article validating the depiction
/u/wil fails monumentally to see the irony
1 ben_gardners_boat 2018-01-02
I met Wil Wheaton at a convention. Dude is bipolar which a lot of people don’t know. He also wears women’s undergarments which is fine but he doesn’t even coordinate the panties with the bra. How weird.
1 r4nd0m_j4rg0n 2018-01-02
Forgive the potato quality I edited it on my phone. /u/wil https://imgur.com/lhaHtoM
1 Sub_Corrector_Bot 2018-01-02
You may have meant u/wil instead of U/wil.
Remember, OP may have ninja-edited. I correct subreddit and user links with a capital R or U, which are usually unusable.
-Srikar
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-01-02
shrug Wil's got a point.
prepares to be downvoted until he glows in the dark
1 deione 2018-01-02
Riiiight, the character who Wil played and is identified with is the issue, and it's totally not Wil or his insecurity. GLUG GLUG GLUG BRING ME THE SOY MILK!!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
/u/wil
r/Drama rn
1 Man_of_LaMaga 2018-01-02
Just like you, Wil. You, and the character you played.
1 hotblondeboob 2018-01-02
Thats the answer you moron.
1 basicchannels 2018-01-02
LEAVE
WESLEY
ALONE