/u/wil spends a lot of time talking to his quirky alt-nerd fangirls on twitter. Then there's his whole suicide girls fetish.
And his issues with anger and aggression show themselves way too easily. You can see him desperately trying to keep his shit together when he loses a board game.
The question is, can he get it up enough to give them the Full Male Feminist? Or do they lie back and count to ten while he grinds his flaccid acting ensign against their Picard tattoo?
This motherfucker gets ST:TNG residuals and can't afford a fucking trimmer for his fat fugly face? I look like 12 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag but at least I try to fucking groom myself.
Wasn't that the Mid 00's style of 15 year olds who cut themselves to My Chemical Romance and those emo bands that had all the boys wearing jeans so tight they could never reproduce? Hmm, wonder if that fad was a government eugenics program.
To be honest, I didn't know who he was until today, but that's probably because I'm pop-culturally retarded.
He's probably the most famous person (his Wikipedia page is way longer than /u/xnotch's) to interact with /r/drama though, and all attention is good attention in /r/drama.
He was more famous for Stand By Me than Star Trek back in the '80s. So he was a legitimate celebrity, but you wouldn't have any reason to know that if you're not an old geezer.
No, /u/wil gets beaten by Shatner pretty easily there.
Also, his fame is mostly from being the worst character in a number of famous works, including Stand By Me where he plays "the awful, forgettable kid" in a line-up with three other otherwise mediocre actors who all look good standing next to him.
His job is literally to make others look good by comparison.
there really is no point in reading /r/drama the rest of the year, it won't get better than an unironically good lawls sticky where he actually baits in one of the more prominent drumpf melters into responding.
The guy has a purple emo fringe, an octopus tatt, wears Bauhaus shirts and constantly links to SuicideGirls models. It's a textbook mid-life crisis, how the fuck could you
Not see that
Not exploit that
Come the fuck on, people look to you as an example. Be better.
I actually didn't. What's the story? I figured he just got busy. Or are you talking about his character's death? Because if that's the case, I don't think death really matters with Acquisitions Inc. Nor did I mind him getting upset. I can't stand Wil, but nothing wrong with faux anger.
I still can't believe he's been "around" on the internet in places like that for years and yet the dumb fucker still couldn't recognize the navy seal copy-pasta.
I know that radical feminists (like the people on /r/GenderCritical) are opposed to sex work, but I think there are a lot of feminists that are fine with it and support sex workers.
It's worth remembering that /u/wil and his wife took the navy seal copypasta seriously. For someone who considers himself a nerd icon not knowing a basic meme is pathetic.
As an RPGer, vague Star Trek fan and table top gamer, Wil is something of a legend among my friends, he really just seems like a regular dude who in some cases got dealt a great hand in life and in some cases got a shitty hand too, like most people. There's a fair amount of consideration put in to all his work: if something is wrong he's the first to admit it, his interactions with people on reddit are awesome and doesn't seem stuck up his own butt. If there was a celebrity to win the award for most down to earth and reasonable human being, he would certainly be a contender (the prize would be 5 gold and a party).
I'm probably never going to get to buy the guy a (craft) beer but I sure would like to! But as this is reddit I'll give this a go:
Hey Wil, what's the internet equivalent of buying you a beer?
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-02
You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
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1 da394ba8f4646fabe414 2018-01-02
yes snappy /u/wil is indeed a (((male feminazi)))
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-02
Damn. A semi famous has been actor that is internet famous for all the wrong reasons got BTFOd by the most retarded person in a hive full of retards.
1 tcfb 2018-01-02
To be fair, Wil has been going for the retarded soy boy look lately.
1 Chromebookbitches 2018-01-02
Even so, he's still far more handsome and rich than most of you.
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
That really is a terrible fucking beard, though
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
Not exactly setting the bar very high, are we?
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
I mean, Notch is richer.
1 TherapyFortheRapy 2018-01-02
Richer probably, but not remotely as handsome as I am.
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-01-02
Grade on the curve much?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-02
Pretty low bar tbqh
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-01-02
His hair says "Male Feminist" but his teeth say "I fuckin' LOVE Skoal!"
1 NardDogAndy 2018-01-02
Rape accusations when?
1 GenitalGesticulation 2018-01-02
I'm honestly surprised we haven't heard of any yet. Not memeing I'm seriously surprised.
1 ohjdslkjflaskdnf 2018-01-02
/u/wil spends a lot of time talking to his quirky alt-nerd fangirls on twitter. Then there's his whole suicide girls fetish.
And his issues with anger and aggression show themselves way too easily. You can see him desperately trying to keep his shit together when he loses a board game.
The question is, can he get it up enough to give them the Full Male Feminist? Or do they lie back and count to ten while he grinds his flaccid acting ensign against their Picard tattoo?
1 Queen_Jezza 2018-01-02
and the eyes say asian
1 da394ba8f4646fabe414 2018-01-02
He looks like a homeless tumblr version of mr rogers.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-02
What is gay American soy boy doing trying to join Bratva?
1 Mild_Mann 2018-01-02
Implying there's a difference.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-02
The Polish Davy Havok
1 SperglockHolmes 2018-01-02
He looks more hapa than man.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
This motherfucker gets ST:TNG residuals and can't afford a fucking trimmer for his fat fugly face? I look like 12 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag but at least I try to fucking groom myself.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-02
no he just grows that pathetic excuse for a beard to try and fool others and himself that he actually has any testosterone
1 ay_what_up2 2018-01-02
I mean this dude looks like a celebrity and ive seen what at least one person on this sub looks like(it’s warsanchez and he’s overweight)
1 feeepo 2018-01-02
Imagine being 45 years old and looking like that.
1 comebepc 2018-01-02
Lately?
1 friendlysoviet 2018-01-02
Jesus Christ, does this man own a mirror?
1 Kuonji 2018-01-02
Looks like the lead for the next John Wick movie if the budget was slashed by 95%
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-02
John Sick
1 xoiz 2018-01-02
John Weak
1 Unfunny_Twat 2018-01-02
He looks like he's got pubic hair glued to his face.
1 TruthPains 2018-01-02
Wasn't that the Mid 00's style of 15 year olds who cut themselves to My Chemical Romance and those emo bands that had all the boys wearing jeans so tight they could never reproduce? Hmm, wonder if that fad was a government eugenics program.
1 Snake_2312 2018-01-02
/u/wil did you eat Cheetos before this photo or something? How does your wife tolerate kissing you? Does she vomit in your mouth every time?
Brush your fucking teeth.
1 RevCostanzaJaypeg 2018-01-02
https://mobile.twitter.com/wilw/status/877615618?lang=en
What did he mean by this?
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-01-02
What a great start to 2018 👌💯🔥🔥🔥😂
1 stevemisor 2018-01-02
Actors like him are important
He shows why most actors choose to let professionals speak for them and how much resistant they have to not run their mouths
learn from other peoples failures
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-02
Wow, I never thought that Literally Who? would ever come into our tiny corner of the internet. Wish I had gotten a photo with Whom.
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
To be honest, I didn't know who he was until today, but that's probably because I'm pop-culturally retarded.
He's probably the most famous person (his Wikipedia page is way longer than /u/xnotch's) to interact with /r/drama though, and all attention is good attention in /r/drama.
1 Neon_needles 2018-01-02
Prob more famous here soon because him being a male feminist means that nigga is getting busted for rape in the near future.
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-01-02
We've had good old Alex Jones here too.
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
You're right (link for anyone who missed it), but I'm not sure how to compare their fame.
If I go by the Wikipedia article metric, Wil Wheaton wins:
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-02
Yeah, but in every other metric Wil Wheaton loses. He's not even as important as /u/xNotch.
1 TheCodexx 2018-01-02
Alex Jones is more entertaining in a single clip than /u/wil will ever be over his entire career.
1 JohnTheOrc 2018-01-02
Wait, that was actually Alex Jones? Now I feel bad about my low quality shitpost
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-01-02
Hahahaha i love that fame can be determined by how long a wikipedi article is.
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
Subscribers to their utoob channels?
Chad AJ clocks in at 2,214,522
Virgin Wil gets a mere 1,661,144.
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-01-02
You know what my favorite part about that is? He wasn’t pinged at all in the thread. That means he was just randomly browsing r/drama and commented.
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
He was pinged in this comment.
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
He was talking about AJ, not wil
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-02
I literally cannot go a day without attention on this sub tbqh.
1 Redactor0 2018-01-02
He was more famous for Stand By Me than Star Trek back in the '80s. So he was a legitimate celebrity, but you wouldn't have any reason to know that if you're not an old geezer.
1 AntiLuke 2018-01-02
I think Will Shatner is the most famous person to have commented here, with Notch being the richest.
1 Neronoah 2018-01-02
Link?
1 AntiLuke 2018-01-02
Zelda?
1 Neronoah 2018-01-02
Glorious.
1 Ultrashitpost 2018-01-02
William Shatner also came over here and answered some questions, so it's not unsurprising.
1 TheCodexx 2018-01-02
No, /u/wil gets beaten by Shatner pretty easily there.
Also, his fame is mostly from being the worst character in a number of famous works, including Stand By Me where he plays "the awful, forgettable kid" in a line-up with three other otherwise mediocre actors who all look good standing next to him.
His job is literally to make others look good by comparison.
1 Neon_needles 2018-01-02
/u/wil noooooo don't they will make angry tweets about your subpar bussy!!!!
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
dang this really blew up
1 FoxRedYellaJack 2018-01-02
As if it weren’t all a part of your nefarious plan...
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-02
You know what to do now. Mod him.
1 trjb 2018-01-02
I know someone says it everytime, but this time it is true. That is your first non-retarded sticky. Good job homie 👍👍👏👏👏👏
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
Never start with a big lie. Start with small lies first and work your way up.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
NO PUPPET, NO PUPPET. YOU'RE A PUPPET.
1 SperglockHolmes 2018-01-02
Thread of the year and it's only the first day.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-02
there really is no point in reading /r/drama the rest of the year, it won't get better than an unironically good lawls sticky where he actually baits in one of the more prominent drumpf melters into responding.
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
The guy has a purple emo fringe, an octopus tatt, wears Bauhaus shirts and constantly links to SuicideGirls models. It's a textbook mid-life crisis, how the fuck could you
Not see that
Not exploit that
Come the fuck on, people look to you as an example. Be better.
1 TruthPains 2018-01-02
You see how butt blasted he got when he got offed in Acquisitions Inc?
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
I keep seeing that name pop up, but I'm not autistic enough to figure out what Acquisitions Inc actually is.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-01-02
Penny Arcade DnD game they run.
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
Remember the end of Time Bandits when that kid's parents touch Solid Evil and blow up and die? That, but with Autism.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
Great. Now I need an oncologist.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-01-02
I mean, you can skip over the episodes that /u/wil is in if you don't want colorectal cancer.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
But then I'd be watching no-names playing board games? I think I'd prefer the cancer tbqh.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-01-02
Oh you'll get cancer either way, don't worry.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
Goddammit it.
1 TruthPains 2018-01-02
Then you are in the wrong sub m8
1 wowbagger88 2018-01-02
I actually didn't. What's the story? I figured he just got busy. Or are you talking about his character's death? Because if that's the case, I don't think death really matters with Acquisitions Inc. Nor did I mind him getting upset. I can't stand Wil, but nothing wrong with faux anger.
1 TruthPains 2018-01-02
He was oh so butthurt just like yer nan was when I finished last night m8
1 wowbagger88 2018-01-02
My nan is a fucking saint you take that back right now she never had no penises in her butt
1 TruthPains 2018-01-02
Sorry to break the news to ya m8, but she likes the butt shag.
1 wowbagger88 2018-01-02
reported for lies and slander
1 TruthPains 2018-01-02
Better report it to the Jedi Master /u/wil
1 TruthPains 2018-01-02
You have completed my life.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-01-02
2018 is off to a great start.
1 NardDogAndy 2018-01-02
/u/wil I thought you were annoying back on Fark too. Can you please stop intruding on my social media shitposting experiences please?
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
Dude has been annoying since fucking Slashdot.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
Internet historian /u/snallygaster, was /u/wil known for whining on usenet?
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
He had his own newsgroup named after him.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-02
Lmao. Of course he does.
1 willfe42 2018-01-02
I still can't believe he's been "around" on the internet in places like that for years and yet the dumb fucker still couldn't recognize the navy seal copy-pasta.
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
Of course he knew what it was. But he needed to let his wife get worried and upset so he could get Victim Points from her mental suffering.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-02
I totally forgot he was a sperg on there too
1 Rith2 2018-01-02
Why does he post porn on his account. Wouldn’t that get his feminist card revoked
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
I don't think feminists care about short films where he sucks off random dudes through a glory hole.
1 Rith2 2018-01-02
👁o👁
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
I know that radical feminists (like the people on /r/GenderCritical) are opposed to sex work, but I think there are a lot of feminists that are fine with it and support sex workers.
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2018-01-02
And he doesn't even post good porn. Like wtf?
1 J1497 2018-01-02
Do we know for sure that’s his account? I scrolled pretty far, but maybe he had an AMA or something further down.
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
Yeah, it is. He's been hanging out on these sites since like Slashdot and Fark.
1 JumbledFun 2018-01-02
Can't believe he does this. Was a sad, lonely weirdo you are /u/wil
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
Does Suicide Girls shit really count as porn? It's not like they're getting blacked or anything.
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-01-02
SG should do a collab with Blacked.
I mean, just aesthically speaking the contrast in skintone alone...
1 JumbledFun 2018-01-02
Nice
1 niggerpenis 2018-01-02
keep yourself safe /u/wil
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-01-02
Descend to the level of an idiot and he will beat you with experience.
Enter into the den of the idiot? Then you’re both idiots and you shouldn’t be surprised when your soiboi bussy is exploited.
1 Michelanvalo 2018-01-02
It's worth remembering that /u/wil and his wife took the navy seal copypasta seriously. For someone who considers himself a nerd icon not knowing a basic meme is pathetic.
1 Boeing676 2018-01-02
/u/wil, lay off the soy and maybe you'll grow taller.
1 ason 2018-01-02
As an RPGer, vague Star Trek fan and table top gamer, Wil is something of a legend among my friends, he really just seems like a regular dude who in some cases got dealt a great hand in life and in some cases got a shitty hand too, like most people. There's a fair amount of consideration put in to all his work: if something is wrong he's the first to admit it, his interactions with people on reddit are awesome and doesn't seem stuck up his own butt. If there was a celebrity to win the award for most down to earth and reasonable human being, he would certainly be a contender (the prize would be 5 gold and a party).
I'm probably never going to get to buy the guy a (craft) beer but I sure would like to! But as this is reddit I'll give this a go:
Hey Wil, what's the internet equivalent of buying you a beer?
Don't be a dick, and play more games!
1 Morgoff 2018-01-02
/u/wil I'd like to hear more of your informed opinions, Wesley.
1 PhoneUnderQuestion 2018-01-02
Wil Wheaton should fucking neck himself.
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1 weniscommander 2018-01-02
Holy shit day 2 of 2018 and we got post of the year already?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
Vaaary nice
/u/MasterLawlz