In which Wil Wheaton, actor from Star Trek, argues with resident retard /u/MasterLawlz

180  2018-01-02 by shallowm

111 comments

You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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yes snappy /u/wil is indeed a (((male feminazi)))

Damn. A semi famous has been actor that is internet famous for all the wrong reasons got BTFOd by the most retarded person in a hive full of retards.

To be fair, Wil has been going for the retarded soy boy look lately.

Even so, he's still far more handsome and rich than most of you.

That really is a terrible fucking beard, though

Not exactly setting the bar very high, are we?

I mean, Notch is richer.

Richer probably, but not remotely as handsome as I am.

Grade on the curve much?

Pretty low bar tbqh

His hair says "Male Feminist" but his teeth say "I fuckin' LOVE Skoal!"

male feminist

Rape accusations when?

I'm honestly surprised we haven't heard of any yet. Not memeing I'm seriously surprised.

/u/wil spends a lot of time talking to his quirky alt-nerd fangirls on twitter. Then there's his whole suicide girls fetish.

And his issues with anger and aggression show themselves way too easily. You can see him desperately trying to keep his shit together when he loses a board game.

The question is, can he get it up enough to give them the Full Male Feminist? Or do they lie back and count to ten while he grinds his flaccid acting ensign against their Picard tattoo?

and the eyes say asian

retarded soy boy look lately.

He looks like a homeless tumblr version of mr rogers.

What is gay American soy boy doing trying to join Bratva?

retarded soy boy

Homeless communist

Implying there's a difference.

The Polish Davy Havok

He looks more hapa than man.

This motherfucker gets ST:TNG residuals and can't afford a fucking trimmer for his fat fugly face? I look like 12 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag but at least I try to fucking groom myself.

no he just grows that pathetic excuse for a beard to try and fool others and himself that he actually has any testosterone

I mean this dude looks like a celebrity and ive seen what at least one person on this sub looks like(it’s warsanchez and he’s overweight)

Imagine being 45 years old and looking like that.

Lately?

Jesus Christ, does this man own a mirror?

Looks like the lead for the next John Wick movie if the budget was slashed by 95%

John Sick

John Weak

He looks like he's got pubic hair glued to his face.

Wasn't that the Mid 00's style of 15 year olds who cut themselves to My Chemical Romance and those emo bands that had all the boys wearing jeans so tight they could never reproduce? Hmm, wonder if that fad was a government eugenics program.

/u/wil did you eat Cheetos before this photo or something? How does your wife tolerate kissing you? Does she vomit in your mouth every time?

Brush your fucking teeth.

What a great start to 2018 👌💯🔥🔥🔥😂

Actors like him are important

He shows why most actors choose to let professionals speak for them and how much resistant they have to not run their mouths

learn from other peoples failures

Wow, I never thought that Literally Who? would ever come into our tiny corner of the internet. Wish I had gotten a photo with Whom.

Literally Who?

To be honest, I didn't know who he was until today, but that's probably because I'm pop-culturally retarded.

He's probably the most famous person (his Wikipedia page is way longer than /u/xnotch's) to interact with /r/drama though, and all attention is good attention in /r/drama.

Prob more famous here soon because him being a male feminist means that nigga is getting busted for rape in the near future.

We've had good old Alex Jones here too.

You're right (link for anyone who missed it), but I'm not sure how to compare their fame.

If I go by the Wikipedia article metric, Wil Wheaton wins:

Lolcow Article Size
Alex Jones 55,762 bytes
Wil Wheaton 59,661 bytes

Yeah, but in every other metric Wil Wheaton loses. He's not even as important as /u/xNotch.

Alex Jones is more entertaining in a single clip than /u/wil will ever be over his entire career.

Wait, that was actually Alex Jones? Now I feel bad about my low quality shitpost

Hahahaha i love that fame can be determined by how long a wikipedi article is.

You know what my favorite part about that is? He wasn’t pinged at all in the thread. That means he was just randomly browsing r/drama and commented.

He wasn’t pinged at all in the thread.

He was pinged in this comment.

He was talking about AJ, not wil

and all attention is good attention in /r/drama

I literally cannot go a day without attention on this sub tbqh.

He was more famous for Stand By Me than Star Trek back in the '80s. So he was a legitimate celebrity, but you wouldn't have any reason to know that if you're not an old geezer.

I think Will Shatner is the most famous person to have commented here, with Notch being the richest.

Link?

Glorious.

William Shatner also came over here and answered some questions, so it's not unsurprising.

No, /u/wil gets beaten by Shatner pretty easily there.

Also, his fame is mostly from being the worst character in a number of famous works, including Stand By Me where he plays "the awful, forgettable kid" in a line-up with three other otherwise mediocre actors who all look good standing next to him.

His job is literally to make others look good by comparison.

Go get raped by a Gamergater.

/u/wil noooooo don't they will make angry tweets about your subpar bussy!!!!

dang this really blew up

As if it weren’t all a part of your nefarious plan...

You know what to do now. Mod him.

I know someone says it everytime, but this time it is true. That is your first non-retarded sticky. Good job homie 👍👍👏👏👏👏

That is your first non-retarded sticky.

Never start with a big lie. Start with small lies first and work your way up.

NO PUPPET, NO PUPPET. YOU'RE A PUPPET.

Thread of the year and it's only the first day.

there really is no point in reading /r/drama the rest of the year, it won't get better than an unironically good lawls sticky where he actually baits in one of the more prominent drumpf melters into responding.

Come on, man. You're 45.

The guy has a purple emo fringe, an octopus tatt, wears Bauhaus shirts and constantly links to SuicideGirls models. It's a textbook mid-life crisis, how the fuck could you

  • Not see that

  • Not exploit that

Come the fuck on, people look to you as an example. Be better.

You see how butt blasted he got when he got offed in Acquisitions Inc?

I keep seeing that name pop up, but I'm not autistic enough to figure out what Acquisitions Inc actually is.

Penny Arcade DnD game they run.

Remember the end of Time Bandits when that kid's parents touch Solid Evil and blow up and die? That, but with Autism.

Penny Arcade DnD game

Great. Now I need an oncologist.

I mean, you can skip over the episodes that /u/wil is in if you don't want colorectal cancer.

But then I'd be watching no-names playing board games? I think I'd prefer the cancer tbqh.

Oh you'll get cancer either way, don't worry.

Goddammit it.

Then you are in the wrong sub m8

I actually didn't. What's the story? I figured he just got busy. Or are you talking about his character's death? Because if that's the case, I don't think death really matters with Acquisitions Inc. Nor did I mind him getting upset. I can't stand Wil, but nothing wrong with faux anger.

He was oh so butthurt just like yer nan was when I finished last night m8

My nan is a fucking saint you take that back right now she never had no penises in her butt

Sorry to break the news to ya m8, but she likes the butt shag.

reported for lies and slander

Better report it to the Jedi Master /u/wil

You have completed my life.

2018 is off to a great start.

/u/wil I thought you were annoying back on Fark too. Can you please stop intruding on my social media shitposting experiences please?

Dude has been annoying since fucking Slashdot.

Internet historian /u/snallygaster, was /u/wil known for whining on usenet?

He had his own newsgroup named after him.

Lmao. Of course he does.

I still can't believe he's been "around" on the internet in places like that for years and yet the dumb fucker still couldn't recognize the navy seal copy-pasta.

Of course he knew what it was. But he needed to let his wife get worried and upset so he could get Victim Points from her mental suffering.

I totally forgot he was a sperg on there too

Why does he post porn on his account. Wouldn’t that get his feminist card revoked

I don't think feminists care about short films where he sucks off random dudes through a glory hole.

👁o👁

I know that radical feminists (like the people on /r/GenderCritical) are opposed to sex work, but I think there are a lot of feminists that are fine with it and support sex workers.

And he doesn't even post good porn. Like wtf?

Do we know for sure that’s his account? I scrolled pretty far, but maybe he had an AMA or something further down.

Yeah, it is. He's been hanging out on these sites since like Slashdot and Fark.

Can't believe he does this. Was a sad, lonely weirdo you are /u/wil

Does Suicide Girls shit really count as porn? It's not like they're getting blacked or anything.

SG should do a collab with Blacked.

I mean, just aesthically speaking the contrast in skintone alone...

Nice

keep yourself safe /u/wil

Descend to the level of an idiot and he will beat you with experience.

Enter into the den of the idiot? Then you’re both idiots and you shouldn’t be surprised when your soiboi bussy is exploited.

It's worth remembering that /u/wil and his wife took the navy seal copypasta seriously. For someone who considers himself a nerd icon not knowing a basic meme is pathetic.

/u/wil, lay off the soy and maybe you'll grow taller.

As an RPGer, vague Star Trek fan and table top gamer, Wil is something of a legend among my friends, he really just seems like a regular dude who in some cases got dealt a great hand in life and in some cases got a shitty hand too, like most people. There's a fair amount of consideration put in to all his work: if something is wrong he's the first to admit it, his interactions with people on reddit are awesome and doesn't seem stuck up his own butt. If there was a celebrity to win the award for most down to earth and reasonable human being, he would certainly be a contender (the prize would be 5 gold and a party).

I'm probably never going to get to buy the guy a (craft) beer but I sure would like to! But as this is reddit I'll give this a go:

Hey Wil, what's the internet equivalent of buying you a beer?

Don't be a dick, and play more games!

/u/wil I'd like to hear more of your informed opinions, Wesley.

Wil Wheaton should fucking neck himself.

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Holy shit day 2 of 2018 and we got post of the year already?

Vaaary nice

/u/MasterLawlz