Dave Chappelle has a new Netflix special. This has made some people mad. From both left and right. Is he /ourguy/?
126 2018-01-02 by BIknkbtKitNwniS
Left spergouts
https://www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke2/comments/7nct7z/reddit_and_the_dave_chappelle_defense_squad/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Negareddit/comments/7nbonh/dave_chappelles_response_isnt_an_apology/
Right spergouts
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/7ndh09/dave_chappelle_really_needed_that_netflix/
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/7nbror/psa_dave_chappelles_newest_standup_special_is_a/
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7no03o/we_need_to_talk_about_dave_chappelle/
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7nmii7/does_dave_chappelles_new_special_feature_boy/
Mod this man.
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1 pizzashill 2018-01-02
Who did he harass? What? As far as I've seen, he literally asked women if he could jerk off in front of them and they fucking said yes.
Edit: It's even worse than I thought, it wasn't even in person:
Now I see why they're angry. Because what Dave said is perfectly fucking accurate and they know it. Someone jerks off on a phone with you and you decide to quit being a comedian?
No, what actually happened here is you realized you were dog-shit and so desperately wanted an excuse. So then the "metoo" movement rolls around and you see a perfect chance to suck up some sweet sweet victim points while blaming someone else for your own failures.
1 rememberdeath 2018-01-02
It was in person.
Also really funny:
1 labiolingual_trill 2018-01-02
What the fuck, I didn't follow the Louis C.K. drama all that closely, so I just knew that he masturbated in front of women, but this is on another level.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2018-01-02
That first bit sounds like dennis tbh
1 Coffeegoodbye 2018-01-02
She answers a phone call from someone who "assaulted" her?
1 Electromeatloaf 2018-01-02
If you don't want to see someone's penis, don't say "yes" if they ask you if you're ok with them exposing their penis.
1 thetinguy 2018-01-02
Does anyone like this actually exist?
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
They are comedians no less.
1 ason 2018-01-02
I'm honestly impressed that Louis C.K. can paralyze people with his dick.
1 Redactor0 2018-01-02
I want to believe I would make my saving throw vs. paralysis when he whipped it out.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
I used to think I could do that, but then I realized I was just too heavy for the missionary position.
1 disgruntled_chode 2018-01-02
I like how this basically suggests that he's done shit like this with enough women that he literally loses track.
1 Electromeatloaf 2018-01-02
Didn't you know it's still rape if you consent??? It's current year!
1 infinitude 2018-01-02
That last paragraph is so spot on. I feel bad for the real victims. So many leeches in the industry.
1 Sebaceous_Sebacious 2018-01-02
Never upvoted pizzashill before
1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-02
We're scanning you for cooties as we speak.
1 trjb 2018-01-02
Yeah they're trying to tie him to pizzagate lol.
1 Neon_needles 2018-01-02
The "he's a clone thread" was fantastic and shouldn't have been missed.
1 taterbizkit 2018-01-02
Epic topmind shit. Because he once made favorable comments about Donito Cheetolini, the “new” Chapelle must be a pod person.
1 trjb 2018-01-02
Dave Chappelle #1 comedian of the deepstate.
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
Link for anyone who missed it
1 Electromeatloaf 2018-01-02
I'm not a clone I got a zone the Grouch fits in
1 TheBatarang 2018-01-02
I watched the specials last night. Man is my fucking hero right now. I think my favorite part was when he looked at an upset audience member and said not to worry because his career was already over after saying something particularly politically incorrect. All and all, the man is a damn national treasure.
1 x4candles 2018-01-02
Chappelle doesn't want to be your hero, he just wants to be a millionaire.
Edit: Downvotes huh? You know he said this in his new special.
1 TheBatarang 2018-01-02
Yeah well, I don't care if he reads fan mail and he doesn't give a shit if I call him a hero on the internet. Call this his Paul Revere moment to me. He doesn't need to do jack shit and I'll still think, "Remember when Dave Chappelle pissed off all the pretty snowflakes from all sides?"
1 Rith2 2018-01-02
Kys
1 tron_funkin_blow 2018-01-02
Dave Chapelle once walked away from a $50 million deal, just because he wasn't feeling it any more. Dave just wants to be Dave.
1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-02
I thought he implied there was some foul play?
1 Greatmambojambo 2018-01-02
Chappelle got famous over objectively edgy content. Back then this was considered to be funny. If you uploaded something like this today the internet would have a collective sperg out. The left would call it racist and homophobic, the right would call it LGBT propaganda and criticize the KKK part as anti-white fear mongering.
It still baffels me that in only one generation, being absolutely politically correct under any circumstances and always trying to avoid any conflict has becom the „hip“ thing young people do.
1 TheBatarang 2018-01-02
People lost their damn sense of humor somehow. Maybe the reason I thought he was actually funny was because he didn't seem to be TRYING to be edgy and he sure as fuck wasn't trying to keep shit safe. It was just real shit from a funny person.
1 Chicup 2018-01-02
Millienals suck at everything.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
Le millennials suck xddd
1 ZeitgeistNow 2018-01-02
Evidence #1, right here
1 TruthPains 2018-01-02
Real talk: Believe it or not, his show actually helped diffuse racism and bring people closer together and help understand one another's cultures. When you can laugh at everyone, including yourself, its hard to simply focus on hating and being critical of one group. The Chappelle show, The Boondocks, and a couple other shows more or less defined the early 00s. It was an amazing time for college age kids who kept awake most of the night getting high as fuck. Premium weed content.
1 ZeitgeistNow 2018-01-02
Chappelles Show, Boondocks, and DBZ were how I broke the ice with black classmates and came to be their friend. We shared edgy racial jokes all the time and nobody ever got shitty about it.
What the fuck happened, man?
1 TruthPains 2018-01-02
Who didn't win over their black classmates with "I'm rich biotch!" and "The darkness."
I was flunking out of college at the time... er, I mean, I escaped liberal brainwashing camp.
1 goonygorilla777 2018-01-02
Friday Night Sissy Fights? Count me in
1 lickedTators 2018-01-02
You should spend some time off the internet. It might be good for you.
1 Raving_Dave 2018-01-02
we're in r/drama, youre one to talk
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-01-02
The gay landscaper clip kills me every time. It's such a perfect send-up of what some people think "gay x" is.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2018-01-02
The way he dances behind the mower is amazing.
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-01-02
God, I wish this was the case, nowadays it's "hip" to just be as partisan as possible and call that humor, somehow. I'd take the endless blandness of a thousand Jimmy Fallons over a single Seth Myers.
1 disgruntled_chode 2018-01-02
Yeah, but the partisanship is still "safe" and conflict-avoidant because you're just pandering to your tribe in that case. It's no longer subversive or powerful comedy, but it still gets an emotionally-charged dopamine reaction from the audience because you're basically just telling them "you're right and good" over and over again.
That is, until you accidentally step over the line on some tribal shibboleth that you didn't hear about in time and then they gut you like a fish.
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-01-02
Link for Americans
1 dissident87 2018-01-02
All I know is his bit about Trump’s lips sweating had me in tears
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-02
Le Drumph!
1 SlackBabo 2018-01-02
Here comes daddy defense squad just on cue.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-02
The God-Emperor protects.
1 infinitude 2018-01-02
I don't want to live in a world where you can't make fun of the president whenever you want. Shit's an American tradition.
1 Rith2 2018-01-02
Explain
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-02
He is so dumb! Unlike me, I am smart and liberal.
1 Rith2 2018-01-02
you sound a bit booty blasted
1 ItsSugar 2018-01-02
You can do better botchlings
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-02
I am Maoist Pussy, not botchling.
1 ItsSugar 2018-01-02
Classic botchlings.
1 nonplussed__ 2018-01-02
y'all shat on botchlings but like 1 in 10 botchlings posts was pretty insightful and we will come to regard his reign as the glory days of tolerable daddyposters
1 PineconeRainbow 2018-01-02
This is a great thread on the subject.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/btw-those-2-chappelle-netflix-specials-are-up.13482/
It includes this warning from a mod
1 Electromeatloaf 2018-01-02
I've been warned. Well, I'm goin in...
1 Ultrashitpost 2018-01-02
Phew, i was afraid we were losing our South Park neutrality after the last couple of days.
1 Basically_Trash 2018-01-02
it ebbs and flows but /r/drama will always be a safe haven for south park neutrality.
1 infinitude 2018-01-02
Don't you know, being centrist makes you literally hitler nowadays
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-02
And r/drama is our literal Centrist Fourth Reich.
1 weniscommander 2018-01-02
You know this place is like a pendulum.
1 Ennui2778 2018-01-02
It's like poetry. It rhymes.
1 [deleted] 2018-01-02
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1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-02
More like a perineum
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-02
No it taint
1 disgruntled_chode 2018-01-02
hi
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2018-01-02
Im so glad southpark returned to cartman bashing kyle.
Pink kyles on parade was great
1 drunk_child 2018-01-02
u/PksRevenge you literally cant stand it when he ribs on your daddy lol
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-02
u/PksRevenge is the sort of people we had in the middle ages, for them the only kind of humor they understand is when someone who they dislike or don't care about is getting hurt and they feel good about themselves. It's this sort of people which led to st. Augustine or someone condemning all humor as unchristian and evil, because that was pretty much all humor at the time.
1 WikiTextBot 2018-01-02
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1 snallygaster 2018-01-02
nuke France
1 JasonJewnova 2018-01-02
As long as we can remove the cats first
1 nonplussed__ 2018-01-02
to cat-burn more efficiently!
1 PksRevenge 2018-01-02
I don't dislike Chapelle at all, i just don't agree with some of his politics. I'm more than capable of disagreeing with somebody without weaponizing politics or victimhood.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-02
The question is if you're capable of finding something humorous if it doesn't involve burning cats or political opponents. Like, in case you weren't aware, a lot of other people actually do find things that don't involve hurting other people funny, and you lacking that capability makes you a minority.
1 newprofile15 2018-01-02
Wahh he didn't make fun of my hated group for the entire set that means he sucks.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
It's wayyy to easy to make fun of this or this or this or maybe even this
1 disgruntled_chode 2018-01-02
"had"
1 Electromeatloaf 2018-01-02
1 Dewrito_Pope 2018-01-02
Is the new one any good? His last 2 were ok, but you can really tell that something is off about him now. Just seems worn out and his humor seems to have eroded somewhat.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-02
Yes it's very funny.
1 no_frills 2018-01-02
... so I kicked her in the pussy!
1 Mexagon 2018-01-02
Political "humor" is where comedians go to die. Happened with oswalt, louie, and others. Dave will be nothing but a street preacher from here on out, and will slowly fade away.
1 Allanon_2020 2018-01-02
Somehow whenever he has done political or social commentary I have never thought of him as preachy or a smarmy douche bag.
He seems like the only comedian who can do that for me
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2018-01-02
Because he didnt really have an agenda with any of it.
Like his “criticism” of george bush: “oil? Bitch you cookin?”
Its not just sarcasm, its legitimately making a character that even if you like their politics you can laugh at.
Like mr garrisons trump is way funnier than baldwins
1 weniscommander 2018-01-02
He's done political commentary his whole career.
1 SlackBabo 2018-01-02
Yeah it came out when most the guys saying this stuff were tweens. And he never insulted someone they liked personally so this is surely the time he goes down.
1 Rith2 2018-01-02
Difference here is that he made fun of trump and that automatically makes him unfunny
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
Patton Oswalt was never that funny outside of TV and movies to begin with though
1 OldOrder 2018-01-02
Talking about Patton or your autistic stickies?
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
my stickies are consistently off the chain though
1 OldOrder 2018-01-02
Rating scale for your stickies
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
Imagine criticizing his stickies after Wheaton visited.
1 infinitude 2018-01-02
Imagine pretending you know what you're talking about.
Dave's been doing political commentary forever.
1 michaelje0 2018-01-02
This new one was much better than the first 2 specials. I haven't watched the 'Bird Revelation' yet.
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-01-02
He's a clone so it's to be expected
1 EzraKleinVox 2018-01-02
He reminds me of Carlin in that he's slowly transitioning from humor to cranky social commentary
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
He has always given social commentary.
1 infinitude 2018-01-02
Yes but now he's cranky and gives no fucks
1 newprofile15 2018-01-02
Can you tell us more about how you think he's a clone?
1 Threctic 2018-01-02
I'll take a look at this guy's Netflix Special in a minute, didn't know him before. My hope is he could be some kind of American version of Serdar Somuncu, I'm running out of material of this guy. ;_;
Anyway, alone from reading the comments, I get the impression that this Chappelle guy is probably rather left wing liberal, and the outrage he's causing on both sides is caused by people not understanding irony, sarcasm or comdey in general. It's true there is a big overlap between left-wing groups and political correctness, with the latter one being suspiciously correlated with having a stick up your arse, but there's such a thing as being left-wing and not overly PC. I'm of the conviction that everyone has the right to be made fun of and that's a good thing. The trick is that comedy has the potential to let go of your seriousness and your hatred and bitterness. You can put legit criticism into comedy and still make it funny. You can talk about your own prejudices and admit that you have them in the first place. Kind of why I like drama. Here I go seriousposting on this sub of all places....
There' gonna be an Edit if my overall impression turns out to be wrong.
1 Zachums 2018-01-02
Where is this pasta from?
1 Threctic 2018-01-02
Happy to provide -.-
Btw the guy's really lukewarm. America as a whole is so incredibly butthurt.
1 ChateauJack 2018-01-02
The comedian connoisseur
1 Ikea_Man 2018-01-02
now there's a name that's on a CIA watchlist somewhere
1 cochnbahls 2018-01-02
When the fuck did we start critiquing comedians as moral philosophers. They're crafting a bit to be funny not to tell people what's right or wrong
1 80BAIT08 2018-01-02
Where have you been. This whole election cycle people have got their opinions from comedians.
1 froibo 2018-01-02
Breitbart is pretty funny.
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-02
Huma Abedin has an abnormally large teeth/mouth/smile, tbh
1 Think_Once 2018-01-02
H O T
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-02
I would put my abnormally large dick in it, not gonna lie.
1 Allanon_2020 2018-01-02
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-02
I identify as black below the belt, sunshine
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-02
So, knees down?
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-01-02
Hey that was pretty good.
Reminds me of Achewood.
1 niggerpenis 2018-01-02
That was pretty funny, thanks for the link.
1 ShutUpLieberman 2018-01-02
Prove it
1 Ranilen 2018-01-02
Yeah, I'd pee in her butt.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-02
I like the photos where she is crying.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-02
Don't shame her for her horse DNA.
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-02
Why the long face?
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-02
Where she comes from it is quite difficult to distinguish a human female from a mare. So you end up with these half breeds.
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
HILLARY’S INTO CREEPY, WEIRD, SICK STUFF, MAN. SHE SLEEPS IN THE SAME ROOM WITH THAT CREEPY WEIRDO WOMAN WHOSE MOTHER WEARS A HOOD OVER HER HEAD. WHAT THE HELL? THAT WOMAN, NUMBER ONE IS UGLY.
1 JohnBlind 2018-01-02
What the fuck did you say about my queen?
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-02
Breitbart is cool and good.
1 Allanon_2020 2018-01-02
ughhhh Jon Stewart ring a bell?
1 weniscommander 2018-01-02
"You're hurting America!"
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-02
Tbf, he got that shitty show cancelled by going on it and saying it was terrible.
1 Coffeegoodbye 2018-01-02
Dave Chappelle is Jon Stewart now?
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-01-02
1 Allanon_2020 2018-01-02
how did you come to this conclusion dumbass?
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-01-02
The difference is that Jon Stewart was politically active and centered his entire show and persona around politics.
1 disgruntled_chode 2018-01-02
Yeah, and in practice that was probably a mistake because his success created a whole bubble of liberal outrage porn in contemporary comedy led by a bunch of his protégés, who are trying and mostly failing to reach his level because really only John Stewart could make that model work, and then really only up to 2010 (maybe 2012 if we're being generous). The cultural moment for that has passed, and now these spinoff shows (Bee, Oliver, Noah) are basically lifestyle markers for mainstream liberals without offering much to anyone else.
1 wwaalleess 2018-01-02
Comedy can only come from the side that you support duh.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2018-01-02
Jimmy kimmel has been horrendous about this
Colbert was great when he had to coach his audience tho
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
Oh, you mean when he announced that Trump had fired Comey and the audience applauded because they hadn't gotten the new talking points yet and he had to bring them up to speed real quick? That was fucking priceless.
1 ExhaustiveCutter 2018-01-02
Comedy has always been about insight, often unexpected.
1 Electromeatloaf 2018-01-02
Wasn't me
1 stevemisor 2018-01-02
Let me post a George Carlin clip to explain
1 cochnbahls 2018-01-02
This shit right here. George Carlin and lenny Bruce ruined comedy by implying that it is something more meaningful. These guys weren't comedians, they were public speakers. I wouldn't call George funny as much as I would call him entertaining. And people started taking whay they and every other comedian seriously.
1 newprofile15 2018-01-02
Lol comedy has been political for thousands of years and probably for as long as "comedy" and "politics" were concepts. Comedy in Ancient Greece was political.
1 cochnbahls 2018-01-02
It is one thing to be political, and have humorous political observations, but another thing to suggest that they should be the moral authority on all issues and held to that standard.
1 newprofile15 2018-01-02
Who is saying that Dave Chapelle is the moral authority on all issues?
1 stevemisor 2018-01-02
I can't explain who but here is a 20 minutes Bill Hicks clips that does, make sure you watch to the end
1 lickedTators 2018-01-02
And here's a clip of Bill Burr talking about everyone's wrong these days
1 stevemisor 2018-01-02
Here's a clip of Louis CK jacking off infront of random women
1 Mr_Americas 2018-01-02
And here’s a Chelsea Handler clip to jerk off to
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
Wow, way to kill everyone's boner.
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
Well first, he didn't have anything to apologise for.
1 Manannin 2018-01-02
The uk/the daily mail been doing it to frankie Boyle for years... too many jokes about fucking the queen got them in a right spergout.
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-01-02
He caught quite a bit of moral outrage when he said that the only reason rich people buy yachts is to fuck dead kids in international waters.
1 Chanchumaetrius 2018-01-02
That's fucking hilarious tbh
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-01-02
Second season of the Daily Show with John Stewart.
1 geraldo42 2018-01-02
You mean you didn't learn what's right and wrong from that one Southpark episode and a Louis CK standup special?
1 cochnbahls 2018-01-02
Touché.
1 CultOfCuck 2018-01-02
Hey thanks to Louis, I also started asking, 'may I masturbate in front of you' instead of wordlessly whipping it out and staring.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
Don't tell Jimmy Kimmel.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-02
Dave Chappelle is right. Trans people are bad and we should kill them all.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-01-02
wew lad
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-02
/#DecepticonsWereRight
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-02
This is wrong on so many levels.
The truth is, trans people are grotesque and we should kill them all.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-02
They literally drink virgin blood and turn into bats
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-02
That's globalists. Trans are just gross sad perverts
1 niczar 2018-01-02
Well at least they have the decency to castrate themselves, so we don't have to do it.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-02
That the true-true.
1 infinitude 2018-01-02
Don't forget mentally ill
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-02
You aren't wrong. However, not all mentally ill people need to be eradicated for purely aesthetic reasons.
1 infinitude 2018-01-02
I have to disagree as eradicating the mentally ill will finally usher in mayocide.
1 Sebaceous_Sebacious 2018-01-02
Not the ones from Transylvania
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-01-02
thats Transylvanians you silly
1 ValiantPie 2018-01-02
Transsexual Transylvania?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-02
Vampire Transformers
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-02
I just watched Hotel Transylvania and it is one of the best movies I've ever seen.
1 Coffeegoodbye 2018-01-02
I agree
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
Trans people are too weird and off-putting for normal people to want to talk to or interact with them in any way, let alone kill them.
That's why trans murders are so rare and so many trans people kill themselves to get the attention they crave
1 Ikea_Man 2018-01-02
truly the greatest punishment we can inflict on trans people is ignoring them
that's effectively a death sentence for them anyways, because then they don't get any attention
1 Ikea_Man 2018-01-02
this but unironically
1 Russiangreyman 2018-01-02
I watched it inadvertently while high as balls last night and holy fuck I couldn't decide whether I loved or hated him. But it was good shit.
He really gave off a george Carlin vibe.
1 infinitude 2018-01-02
Good comedy makes you laugh first and think afterward.
What these people want is pre approved jokes and a laugh track to tell them that something is funny.
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-01-02
Probably why there aren't a lot of conservative comedians. Conservatives are afraid of thinking.
1 Allanon_2020 2018-01-02
Carlin sucks and so does Hicks
Both preachy mayos and not really funny
1 weniscommander 2018-01-02
Carlin being remembered as a "great comedian" is massive tragedy.
1 disgruntled_chode 2018-01-02
He honestly was pretty great, he just hasn't aged well. Watching him now, he comes off as too self-satisfied in his own independence and skepticism; it's a little too reminiscent of New Atheist smugness for <current year>.
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
Stfu white boy
1 Jeffery_C_Wheaties 2018-01-02
The OP in one of the posts even said they haven’t seen the special yet, just read articles about it.
1 TheBatarang 2018-01-02
Well, of course they haven't. This is the internet, you're expected to form an opinion based on what everyone else tells you instead of finding out yourself. With all the information in the world at your fingertips who has TIME to do anything other than read someone else's synopsis?
1 Neon_needles 2018-01-02
Honestly, Trump just needs to jack off in front of some MTF comedians while a black man holding an airhorn yells out "ISLAMIC RAPE GAMERGATE PARTY" over and over again in the background with Little Pump and Paul Logan nodding in approval from above.
Then after Dave comments on it saying "Well, that's retarded." we can finally see reddit debate on what side he's truly on.
1 Electromeatloaf 2018-01-02
So Dada
1 NardDogAndy 2018-01-02
I'm glad he made trans jokes. It seems like every comedian today is afraid to touch that shit because they'll get crybullied out of their career. He didn't even say anything that bad.
1 ChateauJack 2018-01-02
I watched his 2015 set on Netflix yesterday. Never seen anything from Chapelle before (tbh he's not really known outside of the US), and he was laiding it out pretty hard against trannies. Already joking about chicks with dicks, and bitching about being forced to use their pronouns.
So, nothing new.
1 disgruntled_chode 2018-01-02
Yeah, but in 2015 the outrage machine wasn't fully lubed up and ready to go like it is now, so he could still fly a little bit low to the ground on that stuff. Now, though, it's popcorn and tendies for everyone.
1 Ikea_Man 2018-01-02
oh so that's why everyone is mad. should have figured.
trap humor really undervalued in modern day
1 FapinMind 2018-01-02
trap means drag actually, but that's not stopping some of them getting offended by it.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-02
/u/JustTray, /u/JustTray, /u/JustTray...
First of all, it's "shudder". Second, do you think that saying bad things about people behind their backs like you srdines cowardly do is somehow a morally elevated position?
1 JustTray 2018-01-02
I'll say it right to your face you pathetic, pencil dick loser with no life whose high point of each day is kekeing in a circle jerk about how mean the SJWs are... virtually of course. You're too much of an actual coward, and so lacking of all social skill that when you're in the real world you no doubt just hide in a corner and keep your stupid fucking opinions to yourself.
Which again, is why you live here, in this shitlord community of losers, pinging me to an unrelated thread about some grammar nazi shit because you got that butthurt by an obscure comment on a subreddit you're probably banned from, since you're a faggot.
How's that? Rhetorical, I don't give a fuck about you and won't think of you again.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-02
This reminds me of the poignant way Victor Pelevin described the shitshow that was the 90s in Russia: people were trying to figure out how to build capitalism, but the only blueprints they had was the Soviet anti-capitalist propaganda. The result was predictably fucked up in all unpredictable ways even.
Same with your comment tbh.
1 ason 2018-01-02
I knew you probably had an alt in there.
Would it bother you to know that I manage a couple dozen people, and a few billion in infrastructure?
For the federal government?
That many of you who hate what I stand for are funding my happiness and well paying job with your tax dollars?
When I stop being called a pencil dick, a mangina, a white knight, a c word, or a pussy, when redditors who use these words or those who oppose us grow up, I'll stop using it.
If someone told your friend to shut the fuck up, wouldn't you stick up for them and say something? Is hearing the word dick really offensive to the fee fees when it's perfectly normal to see the c word and women treated like garbage on reddit?
This place is a bizarro world sometimes. Up is down, racism about whites is the biggest problem, and white college aged men are the most oppressed class. Racism is the scientific "race realism". I don't hide my dislike for MRAs, nor do I have to coddle them in the subreddit I'm top mod in.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
Why are you so mad and lacking in empathy for your common man?
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
Let's not be harsh. This is probably an indicator that they support the mayocide.
1 Rith2 2018-01-02
Um, no sweetie
1 Masterthrowaway9001 2018-01-02
Sweaty*
1 ItsSugar 2018-01-02
You're that retard who REEEEEE'd in SRD because someone dared to suggest that pedophiles should be pitied due to their mental illness and may not be "LITERALLY HITLER." How do you determine which crazies should be hated/mocked btw? Is there a checklist that says pedos are okay but trannies are off-limits?
1 Raving_Dave 2018-01-02
they are Hitler tho
1 infinitude 2018-01-02
Woah simmer down with the homophobia what the fuck is wrong with you.
1 wow___justwow 2018-01-02
Nice rant lil buddy, you won my upvote
::checks post history:: Ahhh an SRDine. Bet it felt good to drop that f-bomb here didn't it. Double G, hard T. Faggot. Rolls off the tongue and keyboard beautifully. None of this wimpy fag shit, you went straight for the full faggot. I admire it. Very few words indicate the pure, vitriolic contempt that faggot does.
How does it feel knowing you won't get banned for it? Shunned by your peers and labeled homophobic for using it. Nah man, here you'll get slapped on the back (or ass if you'd prefer, hee hee) and upvoted for your delightfully hateful rant.
You do find yourself at home in the /r/drama community. You just haven't admitted it to yourself yet. Take the rod out of your butthole. Unclench. Relax. Breath in and out deeply, embrace the angst that lead you to write these terrible words. And start shuttering. Not in horror as you implied earlier, but with pleasure. For you are now home. I welcome you brother.
1 newprofile15 2018-01-02
I am absolutely certain you will think about this guy later today and this week.
1 tathrowaway666 2018-01-02
But you're right this place is a shit hole, but only because you and your bourgeois friends exploited us for everything we had. Prepare for the revolution comrade. you'll be first against the wall when we shave our neckbeards and surprise attack you all while you're gaining IQ watching Richard and Mortimer.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
1 JasonJewnova 2018-01-02
Thanks for the pasta cumlord
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-02
Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.
1 SJWSMUSTDIE 2018-01-02
TL;DR version
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-01-02
Why do you hate fun?
1 nmx179 2018-01-02
Why does every srdine who comes here feel the need to drop edgy slurs?
Just because you've left your censored shithole for a forum that permits actual discussion doesn't mean you need to act like a shit head
1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-02
They dont need to, they just do.
1 Masterthrowaway9001 2018-01-02
Ya somebody who goes into maximum spergout mode like you just did totally isn't going to be thinking about their rustled jimmies for the rest of the night 🙃
1 CultOfCuck 2018-01-02
Classic progressive tolerance.
1 DrinkProfessionally 2018-01-02
Is not healthy to try to fool yourself like that hon
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-01-02
Chill out penis breath
1 Raving_Dave 2018-01-02
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-02
Is this pasta?
1 broden 2018-01-02
/u/JustTray , I...
1 disgruntled_chode 2018-01-02
Oh my god. u/SnapShillBot PLS
1 ZeitgeistNow 2018-01-02
Think about these nuts, faggot
1 better_bot 2018-01-02
To be fair, this is not an unrelated thread.
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-01-02
camera lens sounds
1 JumbledFun 2018-01-02
Further proof Yakub doomed humanity's future
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-01-02
It's like these retards honestly can't fathom just making a joke because it's funny, rather than making sure it completely adheres to your ideology first..
1 infinitude 2018-01-02
Centrism is against the law.
1 Electromeatloaf 2018-01-02
Nothing sadder than zealots looking for a perfect demagogue
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-01-02
Well seems Chapelle was right to stop doing comedy since everyone is insanely assmad.
1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-02
You dont think this is masterfully crafted free advertising? The people in Political groups that truly get pissed off about this are a minority and easily triggerable into action . As long as chapelle has a positive message overall he can trigger all day lobg and rake in the free advertising.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-02
The irony is that he talks about how the #metoo movement needs "imperfect allies" such as most men who wish to help.
1 liquidhotsigma 2018-01-02
that may have been his unironic point
1 infinitude 2018-01-02
Some more juicy drama
https://reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/7no11e/9th_wonder_recalls_kanye_wests_uncertain_start_in/ds3bfmp?context=3
1 D4ddyDr4m4 2018-01-02
Ed’s all up in it. Makes it tainted
1 Trumpsfatrolls 2018-01-02
Imagine being such a loser that when someone says something bad about your shitty president you have to go online and whine about it.
u/oh_member_I_member you need to take a good hard look at yourself.
1 oh_member_I_member 2018-01-02
Says the guy who took the time to tag me, deleted his original comment, BC I "triggered" you somehow. Lol girl bye. I look good, my president looks good, im just chilling!
1 Trumpsfatrolls 2018-01-02
no offense. but Donald Trump is The fattest president you have ever had, he definitely does not look good.
1 oh_member_I_member 2018-01-02
You just assumed i meant on a scale of physical attractiveness. Maybe we like our men orange and plump down here in the rabbit hole.
1 Trumpsfatrolls 2018-01-02
Who am I too judge you for who turns you on.
1 oh_member_I_member 2018-01-02
It puts the bronzer on the skin or it gets the hose again...
1 Raving_Dave 2018-01-02
Trump is a rapist.
1 oh_member_I_member 2018-01-02
And you came outta left field swinging, didn't ya?
1 Raving_Dave 2018-01-02
Trump gropes underage women with his small hands.
1 oh_member_I_member 2018-01-02
But I wanna talk about what your small hands do Dave.
1 Raving_Dave 2018-01-02
they stop my underage ass from getting groped by Cuckservatives
1 disgruntled_chode 2018-01-02
Google Image search "William Howard Taft" sometime.
1 Trumpsfatrolls 2018-01-02
I think trump has a couple pounds on him. And trumps only getting bigger 😂
1 fsdgfhk 2018-01-02
1 AdranBrodysBigNose 2018-01-02
Goddamn I loved the new ones! It made me look at shit that I’ve been a “brittle spirit” about.
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
THINGS THAT OFFENDED EVERY BITCH-ASS WATCHING DAVE:
Dave didn't apologize to trannies for not saying anything wrong
Pointed out trannies sacrifice more than Rachel Dolezal did when she got a fake tan and a 'do
Pointed out that if you don't like a fat, ginger Mexican jerking off while talking on the phone, you can hang up
Called fragile crybabies who saw a fat, ginger Mexican jerking off 'brittle-spirited'
Said that pussy is worth at least $25k
Acknowledged that Kevin Hart has a sex tape
Says titty-fucking trannies isn't gay
Said gay kids are more mature and that, while straight 14-year olds go out seeking pussy, maybe a gay 14-year old might have been a little horny when he went to a party with Kevin Spacey
REAL TALKED for 15 minutes about how the entertainment industry was metaphorically beating him with a coat hanger and then patching him up just so they could get another 200 fucks out of their bottom bitch.
1 Ikea_Man 2018-01-02
lol oh lawd
1 kelo_Ren 2018-01-02
The fact that your last bracket is vibrating like that really had me rattled for a minute.
1 DrinkProfessionally 2018-01-02
/u/Caelrie
did u know sometimes people say positions they dont really agree with for the sake of comedy? especially you know, comedians?
1 DrinkProfessionally 2018-01-02
My fucking god circlebroke
/u/supergauntlet how does that sub manages to get worse? how is that possible?
1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-02
Once you accept the central ideas, then it becones like gravity. Time slows, your connection to others diminish until eventually you get too close to the black hole in the centre and end up overweight eating, sleeping and dying on some pointless subreddit.
Then 4yrs later the politics change regardless of what's true and boom you're free. If you choose to leave...
1 Redactor0 2018-01-02
u/GeometricPhenomenon I found footage of you taking a Rorschach Test.
1 GeometricPhenomenon 2018-01-02
Are you insinuating there is no resemblance between the logos released by the FBI and those featured here?
Maybe you're right. I would very much love to hear an argument for that.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
No, he's flatly stating that if you're trying to establish a connection between the two that you might want to make your next tinfoil hat a little bigger so it doesn't choke the flow of blood around your head.
1 Solilowey 2018-01-02
i like how SRD is trying to critique Dave's blatant deflection of blame with "but i'm oppressed." without contradicting their progressive values.