At least three blogs linked to my blog about the minifigs today. All three of the ones I saw essentially quoted the entire thing, and then added commentary that misrepresented what I said, and what my intention was when I said it.
Another blog, home to one of the most pathetic, sad, empty, angry, hateful failures in the universe also linked to it.
/u/wil are you referring to /u/MasterLawlz with that last bit? please clarify, it'd be helpful for us to understand around these parts
He is truly a fitting member of our community. He should really step away for his own sake, though. I don't see what he thinks he'll get out of mentioning us and dragging this on.
I like to twist yer nan and repeatedly shag her m8.
-- This does not feel the same. After shaggin' /u/Wil nan, I might not ever be able to nan shag again. Like that episode in SouthPark when Cartmen's experiences something so funny it breaks his sense of humor.
I'm afraid the only politician that /r/drama would donate to would be the Mooch assuming he actually runs for anything. The nearest thing to radical centrists or southpark neutrals is not cool enough for the edgy kids here (by that I mean milquetoast New Democrats).
He could have shitposted on /r/drama and it would have been better than his book. Hell, he could have posted his book piece by piece and we'd have turned it into pasta.
Actually... /u/xNotch, what's your take on /u/wil the whiny fucktard? I think he at least deserves a Twitter mention. Link to his blog for maximum bussy blasting.
Another blog, home to one of the most pathetic, sad, empty, angry, hateful failures in the universe also linked to it.
Welcome to freedom of speech, /u/wil. We can be as inflammatory, exaggerative, dramatic and politically incorrect as we want and you can't stop us.
We're the speakeasy of the Prohibition Era that is thought policing, tone policing and political correctness. We are a direct response to, and consequence of, extreme censorship. Don't like it? Take it up with Our Guy Dave Chappelle, the new leader of the alt-moderates.
/r/drama linked to my post today. They essentially quoted the entire thing, and then added commentary that misrepresented what I said, and what my intention was when I said it.
/r/drama, home to one of the most pathetic, sad, empty, angry, hateful failures in the universe, linked to it.
The resulting flood of toxic and cruel and hateful people into my life has been appalling and revealing.
Unsurprisingly, when a shitty person is shitty, they attract other shitty persons to their subreddit. When a subreddit that presents itself as drama writes shitty posts that are intended to make shitty people feel better about themselves by attacking and tearing down other people, those sites attract shitty people.
And now a lot of those shitty people are all up in my business. I can ignore a lot of it, and I block and move on, but it’s frustrating and disheartening to see so much hate and cruelty projected from people who I don’t know and wasn’t writing for in the first place. It’s gross and it makes me feel … well, the only word I can come up with is “icky” and that’s not the best word. I just feel like the stink of toxic, terrible people is around me today, and it makes me grateful for the millions of you out there who are not that, who choose to spend a little bit of time in the same virtual space as me.
Dickheads are gonna be dickheads, and I have to be better at just ignoring that (Hardwick is the Zen master of this, if you’re looking for inspiration). But /r/drama reprinted exactly what I wrote, but then recontextualized it (and me) to create a false narrative … that’s frustrating to me. Maybe I wasn’t clear enough in my post, so I left it open to interpretation. Maybe I didn’t make it clear that I was answering a question, sharing a raw and unfiltered emotional response to something, and concluding that I was disappointed. I wasn’t mad, I wasn’t ranting, I wasn’t furious, I didn’t call for a boycott. I just said I was disappointed, and I explained why. I thought I was clear, and I thought it was dispassionate (as much as it can be when it’s talking about something that has been a bit of a raw nerve for thirty years). So if I wasn’t extremely clear, I guess that’s on me.
But I can’t help but feel like /r/drama deliberately used sensational language to create a narrative that justified their users essentially quoting everything I wrote, adding no new information or informed analysis, and collecting the ad revenue. That’s frustrating to me, because they get to move on to their next bit of sensationalized bullshit, while I spend days dealing with the trolling and associated garbage from people who will read their sensationalized headlines, accept their sensationalized framing, and then come after me on social media or in the comments of my own post. It’s ironic that I had to block some shitty people here, because one of the founding principles of my account, over ten years ago, was for me to have a place to speak for myself, after a lifetime of being spoken for by publicists. It was to give me a place to set the record straight, after years of being talked about by people who knew little to nothing about me. And here we are, a decade later, and I’m doing the same thing I was back then: speaking up to say, “that’s not what I said, and you know it’s not what I said.” There’s an argument to be made for just ignoring it and moving on, and there’s an argument to be made that I’m doing this all over again ten years later because I’m screwed up, emotionally. Maybe that’s the case. I have to live with this brain that lies to me all the time, and I’m coming off of 24 hours of shitty people telling me to kill myself, so maybe I’m not the most objective observer in this regard.
But all of that is prelude and context to what I hope will be the real takeaway from this stupid thing: I am genuinely grateful that I interact with kind and good people in real life and online almost every day. I am grateful that we work with intention to create a positive and uplifting place when we are together, and I am grateful that, even when I was a shitty teenager, I never would have wanted to be around cruel, unhappy, nihilists who have little to no empathy in their lives, and use anger to give their lives meaning.
/u/Wil is the poster child for low testosterone soyboy disgraced soon to be revealed sexual assaulter. No man can have his balls so far in his body cavity at 45 without ulterior motive. I will not give his fucking blog a click.
OK, I just checked out that blog. It appears to be a den of Spocks, Tribbles, and alt-right Maquis. I saw several clear violations of Federation law. Wesley Crusher is smarter than the average cadet, they had to know he'd be on the them. Sad.
/u/wil much like you charge your fans for pictures, we charge for you to write about us. Either 20 gold-pressed latinum or a pic of your bussy will do.
It’s gross and it makes me feel … well, the only word I can come up with is “icky”
EVERYTIME
I never would have wanted to be around cruel, unhappy, nihilists who have little to no empathy in their lives, and use anger to give their lives meaning.
Oh no, poor you. Why do celebrities always try to vicimize themselves?
It’s gross and it makes me feel … well, the only word I can come up with is “icky”
EVERYTIME
You know what's really funny about this? He was whining that everyone hated his shit character from ST:TNG because that character and the stories in which it appeared were horribly written. Yet Mr. Lemme-blame-the-writers isn't even eloquent to describe his own feelings without using a word well-adjusted people stop using before they're out of middle school.
Seriously though. I'm sorry you don't feel very nice as you roll into your pile of money and share your feelings with your hordes of adoring fans. Tell it to someone with real problems you entitled sack of shit.
dont be surprised if he gets all his twitter buddies to blacklist you and ban you from random cosplay conventions for hate speech as though it affects you
/u/wil im not misrepresenting what you say when i say that the fact that a 45 year old man wrote an essay on his feelings about a fucking lego toy is really really really really fucking pathetic.
Dude is 45 and spends his time posting naked suicide girls on reddit and crying in over verbose blog posts and thinks he has a moral high ground over anyone lmao
suicide girls is the progressive man's porn. It's super diverse. every so often, they'll have a black model (who has relatively caucasian facial features). They even had a midget once.
Yo /u/wil if you're gonna act all super righteous on your wordpress the least you could do is let your home-bound audience know https://www.reddit.com/r/drama (I made the link so you could copy/paste) appears to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt right Nazis. And that you saw several clear violations of Reddit and Star Trek law. Male Feminists Rapists are smarter than the average cookies, they had to know you'd be on to them. Sad.
SJWs love baby talk. Go to any of the left subs to see it in action. There is something about that mentality that makes baby talk seem normal for adults. Shit becomes "poop", disgusting becomes "icky" or the beloved "gross". Inappropriate becomes "creepy". Unpalatable becomes "yucky". Stomach is "tummy". They don't refer to adults unless they claim to be "adulting" whenever they do anything moderately productive, but otherwise they say "grown-ups" when referring to adults. Anytime there is a baby word substituted for a real word, SJWs latch on to it.
What do you expect from a pussified generation that's never faced a moment of adversity in their coddled sheltered life? These are the same retards that think being offended means theyre right. Their parents failed them in their participation trophy, there are no losers raising.
Luckily you've risen above the opression olympics and have conclusively proven you've experienced the real hardship. BTW, did you have a seizure while writing that last sentence?
I think they know what they created but they are akin to a school of piranhas. As soon as one shows "weakness" aka stops acting, talking and thinking exactly like them, they all swarm and destroy that person.
Whenever a SJW expresses a moment of self awareness they are an apostate.
But but but I thought infantilization was patriarchy? You mean to tell me these people are actually feeding into the very thing they claim to fight against?
And now 😤😤 a lot 😕 of those 💩shitty💩 people 👿👺 are all u ☝️👆🍆 in my 😣 business 😣. I can 💪💪 ignore 😶🔇 a lot of it 👌👌, and I block 🖐 and move ✈🛫 on , but it’s 😑 frustrating 😒😫 and 😤disheartening😤😔 to see 👀 so much hate 🤬 and cruelty 😨🔫 projected 📣🎥 from people 👿👺 who 🤨 I don’t know 🤨 and wasn’t ❌ writing 📝✍ for in the first place 😒🙄🙄. It’s gross 😣🤢 and it makes me feel 🤢… well 🤢, the only ☝️🤢 word I can 🤢 come up with is 🤢🤢🤢 “icky” 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 and that’s ❌ not ❌ the best 🙌👌 word 😕🙁. I just 😣 feel 😷 like the stink 💩👃😖 of toxic 👿 , terrible 😈 people 👹👺 is around me 😫 today ⏲, and it makes 🙂 me 😊 grateful 😊 for the millions 📈🤘 of you 👵🏻👴🏻👩🏻👨🏻👧🏻👦🏻👶🏻👵🏼👴🏼👩🏼👨🏼👧🏼👦🏼👶🏼👵👴👩👨👧👦👶👵🏽👴🏽👩🏽👨🏽👧🏽👦🏽👶🏽👵🏾👴🏾👩🏾👨🏾👧🏾👦🏾👶🏾👵🏿👴🏿👩🏿👨🏿👧🏿👦🏿👶🏿 out 🌍 there 🌍 who are ❌ not ❌ that, who choose to 💵spend 💵 a little bit 😮 of time 🕑 in the same 😄 💻virtual space💻 as me 😏🥂😏.
If he hadn't made that post people would have laughed about it a bit and moved on already. I seriously don't know why he keeps doubling down on this shit. At least it's entertaining if nothing else.
Yes it does. The admins got so buttmad at the_Donald reaching the front page during the election cycle that they had to stop a core subreddit mechanic from working.
So let me get this straight, Wil Wheaton just made a whiny blog post in response to him whining on /r/drama about a whiny blog post he made in repose the the reality the Wesley crusher was a crying child
He's going to put the drama subs out of business. We don't even have to reach or misinterpret anything to make it sound worse than it is, he reached maximum cringe without breaking a sweat.
You're supposed to learn how to deal with getting this kind of abuse heaped on you when you're in middle school. I guess he missed out on that because of his career and now he's too old to learn.
/u/wil What's it like to throw your fanbase under the bus and accuse them of bigotry and harassment that they were more likely to be the victims of instead of perpetrators of, in order to appeal to SJWs who will never spend money on anything you produce and will never even see you as equal because you're A FUCKING WHITE MALE?
Didn't you learn your lesson when you were mobbed for saying the Bernie Bro narrative was toxic?
/u/wil If you have to spend the better part of a decade, as you said in your own words, trying to re-frame everything you said maybe... just maybe you suck at getting your point across and should stop writing inane bullshit.
But please, keep flailing around pretending to be a grownup using words like "icky" and "toxic" to push your invisible point. This world is a lot funnier when you do that.
24 hours is nothing. We don't relent until the job is done. Unless you're talking about my actual job, where I'm spending time sending insults to a life size LEGOman.
Does /u/wil ever think the reason he never had a career after Star Trek is because he's a huge crybaby egomaniac that no one wants to work with, not even on a garbage board game show on YouTube?
For fuck sake, even one-off TNG guest stars managed to snag roles on horror B-movies from time to time.
But I can’t help but feel like these blogs deliberately used sensational language to create a narrative that justified their writers essentially quoting everything I wrote, adding no new information or informed analysis, and collecting the ad revenue.
The most inexcusable thing out of all of this isn't the fact that a 45 year old married guy posts suicide girl photos. It's not even that a 45 year old D-list celebrity got upset that someone made a third party lego of his character from decades ago. It's that he referred to my beloved /r/drama as a "blog."
u/wil seems to be even more of a whiney useless pussy than his shitty Star Trek character ever was. Maybe he just needs a prescription for a pair of testicles to cure his faggotry
I never would have wanted to be around cruel, unhappy, nihilists who have little to no empathy in their lives, and use anger to give their lives meaning.
/u/wil wasn’t your first response to church worshippers young and old being brutally murdered to angrily attack their faith?
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1 riemann1413 2018-01-02
/u/wil are you referring to /u/MasterLawlz with that last bit? please clarify, it'd be helpful for us to understand around these parts
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-01-02
I think /r/incels found Wil.
1 rudest 2018-01-02
He’s just doing his part:
1 snallygaster 2018-01-02
He is truly a fitting member of our community. He should really step away for his own sake, though. I don't see what he thinks he'll get out of mentioning us and dragging this on.
1 d-amazo 2018-01-02
Attention.
1 PussMonster_ 2018-01-02
Soooo many people learned this lesson too late. RIP Jewdank
1 CurvyAnna 2018-01-02
Don't worry. She'll be back in a couple months time 👌
1 TruthPains 2018-01-02
He's upset I shagged his nan m8
1 broden 2018-01-02
Nans need shagging. It's time to end the taboo.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
This reminds me of an SNL Sarah Palin sketch where she said "The liberal media twists my words by repeating them verbatim"
1 TruthPains 2018-01-02
I like to twist yer nan and repeatedly shag her m8.
-- This does not feel the same. After shaggin' /u/Wil nan, I might not ever be able to nan shag again. Like that episode in SouthPark when Cartmen's experiences something so funny it breaks his sense of humor.
1 xjapxn 2018-01-02
blogs
1 mr_almeida 2018-01-02
Not the r/Drama post because as we all know r/Drama is malevolent, cruel, and coldhearted, not pathetic, sad, or empty.
1 Standard12 2018-01-02
Mod him. You know it'll be a laugh.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Not the first fag to ever be modded here (and Milo really disappointed us).
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-01-02
I don't blame Milo for passing, we didn't have enough money for him to scam.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-02
/r/drama SuperPAC when
1 Neronoah 2018-01-02
I'm afraid the only politician that /r/drama would donate to would be the Mooch assuming he actually runs for anything. The nearest thing to radical centrists or southpark neutrals is not cool enough for the edgy kids here (by that I mean milquetoast New Democrats).
Too much of an uphill battle.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-02
Are you telling me /r/drama wouldn't support Vermin Supreme's candidacy?
1 Neronoah 2018-01-02
That guy too.
1 hexane360 2018-01-02
"and Jesus told me to make Randall Terry gay"
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-02
literally the only politician /r/drama should ever support is jim webb
1 Redactor0 2018-01-02
If you don't have the guts to joke about personally killing commies during a nationally-televised presidential debate, then GTFO of our election.
1 umadbrobot 2018-01-02
"It's better for people to think you're an idiot than open your mouth and prove them right"
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
He could have shitposted on /r/drama and it would have been better than his book. Hell, he could have posted his book piece by piece and we'd have turned it into pasta.
1 alien122 2018-01-02
Are you kidding. We have notch, a literal billionaire.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-02
Yeah but Notch isn't a whiney cunt that would rageban us for laughing at him. Notch would just lolban because it would be fun
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-01-02
Actually... /u/xNotch, what's your take on /u/wil the whiny fucktard? I think he at least deserves a Twitter mention. Link to his blog for maximum bussy blasting.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-02
And don't forget to add Logan Paul for spice, u/xNotch
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
Welcome to freedom of speech, /u/wil. We can be as inflammatory, exaggerative, dramatic and politically incorrect as we want and you can't stop us.
We're the speakeasy of the Prohibition Era that is thought policing, tone policing and political correctness. We are a direct response to, and consequence of, extreme censorship. Don't like it? Take it up with Our Guy Dave Chappelle, the new leader of the alt-moderates.
1 riemann1413 2018-01-02
this is the most retarded comment i've read today
i really hope it didn't sound clever in your head
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2018-01-02
>thinking /r/drama is cool in any way
1 riemann1413 2018-01-02
i didn't
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2018-01-02
Lol I know
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
Because I come to /r/drama to make intelligent, well thought out and reasonable comments.
1 riemann1413 2018-01-02
1 still_futile 2018-01-02
fuck that i come to shitpost
1 giroth 2018-01-02
I dunno, I kind of liked alt-moderates
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-02
Delete this, Nefertiti
1 Neronoah 2018-01-02
Stop seriousposting or keep your self very safe, friendo.
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
Son, if you think this level of shitposting is taken seriously, you're going to have a hard time around here.
1 Neronoah 2018-01-02
>Implying I was seriousposting
1 giroth 2018-01-02
We're in too deep
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-01-02
Hey guys I need help, I upvoted this thread but I can't tell if I did it seriously or not.
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
This, but unironically.
1 Neronoah 2018-01-02
You win.
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
/r/drama linked to my post today. They essentially quoted the entire thing, and then added commentary that misrepresented what I said, and what my intention was when I said it.
/r/drama, home to one of the most pathetic, sad, empty, angry, hateful failures in the universe, linked to it.
The resulting flood of toxic and cruel and hateful people into my life has been appalling and revealing.
Unsurprisingly, when a shitty person is shitty, they attract other shitty persons to their subreddit. When a subreddit that presents itself as drama writes shitty posts that are intended to make shitty people feel better about themselves by attacking and tearing down other people, those sites attract shitty people.
And now a lot of those shitty people are all up in my business. I can ignore a lot of it, and I block and move on, but it’s frustrating and disheartening to see so much hate and cruelty projected from people who I don’t know and wasn’t writing for in the first place. It’s gross and it makes me feel … well, the only word I can come up with is “icky” and that’s not the best word. I just feel like the stink of toxic, terrible people is around me today, and it makes me grateful for the millions of you out there who are not that, who choose to spend a little bit of time in the same virtual space as me.
Dickheads are gonna be dickheads, and I have to be better at just ignoring that (Hardwick is the Zen master of this, if you’re looking for inspiration). But /r/drama reprinted exactly what I wrote, but then recontextualized it (and me) to create a false narrative … that’s frustrating to me. Maybe I wasn’t clear enough in my post, so I left it open to interpretation. Maybe I didn’t make it clear that I was answering a question, sharing a raw and unfiltered emotional response to something, and concluding that I was disappointed. I wasn’t mad, I wasn’t ranting, I wasn’t furious, I didn’t call for a boycott. I just said I was disappointed, and I explained why. I thought I was clear, and I thought it was dispassionate (as much as it can be when it’s talking about something that has been a bit of a raw nerve for thirty years). So if I wasn’t extremely clear, I guess that’s on me.
But I can’t help but feel like /r/drama deliberately used sensational language to create a narrative that justified their users essentially quoting everything I wrote, adding no new information or informed analysis, and collecting the ad revenue. That’s frustrating to me, because they get to move on to their next bit of sensationalized bullshit, while I spend days dealing with the trolling and associated garbage from people who will read their sensationalized headlines, accept their sensationalized framing, and then come after me on social media or in the comments of my own post. It’s ironic that I had to block some shitty people here, because one of the founding principles of my account, over ten years ago, was for me to have a place to speak for myself, after a lifetime of being spoken for by publicists. It was to give me a place to set the record straight, after years of being talked about by people who knew little to nothing about me. And here we are, a decade later, and I’m doing the same thing I was back then: speaking up to say, “that’s not what I said, and you know it’s not what I said.” There’s an argument to be made for just ignoring it and moving on, and there’s an argument to be made that I’m doing this all over again ten years later because I’m screwed up, emotionally. Maybe that’s the case. I have to live with this brain that lies to me all the time, and I’m coming off of 24 hours of shitty people telling me to kill myself, so maybe I’m not the most objective observer in this regard.
But all of that is prelude and context to what I hope will be the real takeaway from this stupid thing: I am genuinely grateful that I interact with kind and good people in real life and online almost every day. I am grateful that we work with intention to create a positive and uplifting place when we are together, and I am grateful that, even when I was a shitty teenager, I never would have wanted to be around cruel, unhappy, nihilists who have little to no empathy in their lives, and use anger to give their lives meaning.
Thanks for listening.
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-01-02
Thanks for the pasta u/wil.
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
HEEEEEEE'S DONE IT
1 freet0 2018-01-02
fuck I hate when people misrepresent me by restating exactly what I said
1 Raving_Dave 2018-01-02
Don't be so hard on yourself, u/wil.
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-02
Is...is this a blog now? Are we bloggers? Am I blogging right now?
1 riemann1413 2018-01-02
blog me harder daddy
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Pinging /u/wil because at some point he's going to participate here, so might as well get it done at the top of the thread.
1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-02
Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.
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1 Lawgustmarck 2018-01-02
/u/Wil
We weren’t done with you. Make like a good soyboy and get back here. Stop crying on your blog, we already know you’re a bitch.
Edit: dear god he called us a blog. Clutch thy pearls ladies! The old man can’t even!
1 Chicup 2018-01-02
/u/Wil is the poster child for low testosterone soyboy disgraced soon to be revealed sexual assaulter. No man can have his balls so far in his body cavity at 45 without ulterior motive. I will not give his fucking blog a click.
1 Neon_needles 2018-01-02
Old man Wheaton got GAMERGATED in his butthole so hard he thinks subs are blogs now?
I'm starting to almost think this faggot isn't good enough to be a mod!
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
/u/wil GET OWNED BY GAMERGATE BITCH
1 westphall 2018-01-02
OK, I just checked out that blog. It appears to be a den of Spocks, Tribbles, and alt-right Maquis. I saw several clear violations of Federation law. Wesley Crusher is smarter than the average cadet, they had to know he'd be on the them. Sad.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-02
TOP KEK
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-02
/u/wil much like you charge your fans for pictures, we charge for you to write about us. Either 20 gold-pressed latinum or a pic of your bussy will do.
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-01-02
Fuck that, I want my payment in Wesley Crusher LEGOs.
1 DistortedLines 2018-01-02
/u/wil this is soo cute <3
EVERYTIME
Oh no, poor you. Why do celebrities always try to vicimize themselves?
1 Allanon_2020 2018-01-02
What is with the infatuation of icky.
It is a very childish word
1 comebepc 2018-01-02
What do you expect?
1 mrmcdude 2018-01-02
It is very hard for them to come up with insults that won't trigger somebody in their clique, so they default to baby talk.
Icky, gross, creepy, shitty, are all the go-to safe insults to use in their minds because of this bizarre rationale
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-01-02
You might say that it is problematic.
1 infinitude 2018-01-02
I put myself on a pedestal and now some people are saying mean things to me. How could this have happened?
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
You know what's really funny about this? He was whining that everyone hated his shit character from ST:TNG because that character and the stories in which it appeared were horribly written. Yet Mr. Lemme-blame-the-writers isn't even eloquent to describe his own feelings without using a word well-adjusted people stop using before they're out of middle school.
1 pointmanzero 2018-01-02
I bet pussy makes him feel icky
1 ffbtaw 2018-01-02
A true bussy connoisseur.
1 bjt23 2018-01-02
Seriously though. I'm sorry you don't feel very nice as you roll into your pile of money and share your feelings with your hordes of adoring fans. Tell it to someone with real problems you entitled sack of shit.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
Oh my god
HAHAHAHA
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-02
unironically /r/drama shitposter of the decade
1 DistortedLines 2018-01-02
I always thought you were the most annoying user here, but tbh this whole thing with Wil made me love you so much.
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1 wow___justwow 2018-01-02
yeah if you can't get behind masterlawlz after this, what the fuck are you even here for
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
Bussy?
1 alien122 2018-01-02
I've always been behind him. :^)
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-02
Wtf I love /u/masterlawls now?
1 pigeondoubletake 2018-01-02
I'm gonna dry hump you in the teeth until you cry yourself to death, Mister Faggotboy.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-02
1 HailSanta2512 2018-01-02
You've taken this sub into the mainstream, my dude. 2018 is looking good already.
1 newprofile15 2018-01-02
Is this the highlight of your month or your year? Please reflect on how sad your answer to this question is.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
If I was locked in a room with pussy, money, and upvotes and I could only pick one, I would pick upvotes every single time
1 newprofile15 2018-01-02
You've done your part in making this sub one of the dumbest places on the internet, good work.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-02
Lol all I did was make like two comments saying it’s weird to get so worked up over a toy. I had no idea it would blow up into such a shitshow
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-02
I hope everyone appreciates the fact that two different Star Trek cast members have posted here. One cool, one lame.
1 _narrows 2018-01-02
Who is the other one?
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-02
The OG Star Trek Captain. Our one and only Lord and Savior, William Shatner!
1 _narrows 2018-01-02
T.J. Motherfucking Hooker. I should have known.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-02
/r/incels MOD THIS GUY NOW
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-02
sounds pretty voluntary lol
1 Talonek 2018-01-02
Yeah, cuz women are too dumb to see the power karma possesses.
1 giroth 2018-01-02
It's r/braincels now FYI, looking just as retarded as the original
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-02
Oh Lord.
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-01-02
That is literally the dumbest opinion anyone has ever had
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-01-02
In drama, first you get the upvotes, then you get the bitcoin, then you get the femoids.
1 captainpriapism 2018-01-02
dont be surprised if he gets all his twitter buddies to blacklist you and ban you from random cosplay conventions for hate speech as though it affects you
1 comebepc 2018-01-02
You're famous!
1 CondeTrocola 2018-01-02
Falling so low you get assblasted by MasterLawlz
Put me in the screencap.
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-01-02
Lmao
1 westphall 2018-01-02
Never forget what could have been compared to what we got
What a gyp...
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-01-02
The Federation standard replicators only make vegan soy food for the crew of the Enterprise.
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
You shopped /u/fday's eyes onto his face in that picture, didn't you?
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-01-02
ayyyyy
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Are you his boss? Or his mom?
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-01-02
his wife.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
I picture you typing this while pegging him (or is he more about getting cucked and humiliated by your bull?).
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-01-02
Its like a sandwich. Hes on the bottom, getting pegged, and the bull is on top, also in wil.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-02
/u/wil im not misrepresenting what you say when i say that the fact that a 45 year old man wrote an essay on his feelings about a fucking lego toy is really really really really fucking pathetic.
1 ay_what_up2 2018-01-02
why’d you stop are you okay
1 d-amazo 2018-01-02
Is this what a mid-life crisis looks like? Crying about lego figures and then getting mad because people say "Shut up, Wesley"
1 RyuunDragon 2018-01-02
I'm not sure if he still does but he used to get so upset that he blocked people who went "Shut up Wesley" on twitter
I guess his near attempt at Keeping Himself Safe was because he couldn't do that here.
1 Soulwound 2018-01-02
I'm fairly sure he has a bot or script automatically block anyone who tweets Shut up Wesley at him.
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-02
You can block people on reddit. Easily. It's just no one on reddit gives a shit, whereas it's something like an insult on twitter.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-01-02
Pretty sure a mid-life crisis implies a start and an end.
Will Wheaton was a raging baby since he started shitting out blogs in the heyday of the Internet.
1 trjb 2018-01-02
That's high praise. I do hope that's Lawlz, unfortunately it's too long for a flair.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
I'm not happy he's calling us a blog. Like he's trying to pretend he wasn't actively participating in defending his LEGO figurine's honor on Reddit.
1 trjb 2018-01-02
That sounds like a holdover from livejournal. He acts plugged into pop culture but is literally the "fellow kid" meme.
1 tr1207 2018-01-02
Dude is 45 and spends his time posting naked suicide girls on reddit and crying in over verbose blog posts and thinks he has a moral high ground over anyone lmao
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Holy fuck I never noticed! That dude should be modded on every subreddit that has "Cringe" in the title.
1 KingNothing305 2018-01-02
Wait wait wait he posts suicide girls? Mr Male Feminist is posting porn? Show me these posts.
1 tr1207 2018-01-02
Just go on his reddit account /u/wil under post submissions he posts a ton
1 KingNothing305 2018-01-02
It's nothing but porn and anti Trump posts. He is an embarrassment to his uniform and to Starfleet.
1 Singulaire 2018-01-02
suicide girls is the progressive man's porn. It's super diverse. every so often, they'll have a black model (who has relatively caucasian facial features). They even had a midget once.
1 ShmoopyPunch 2018-01-02
Suicide girls is pretend feminist porn.
1 KingNothing305 2018-01-02
Why
1 Norci 2018-01-02
Sounds like every /r/drama user's dream
1 bobbybonnadouchey 2018-01-02
I don't think he's talking about us guys. He said it was a blog.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
He's pretending it was a blog so that he doesn't have to admit that he was on /r/drama defending the honor of his LEGO figurine.
1 bobbybonnadouchey 2018-01-02
Oh really?
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-02
Yo /u/wil if you're gonna act all super righteous on your wordpress the least you could do is let your home-bound audience know https://www.reddit.com/r/drama (I made the link so you could copy/paste) appears to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt right Nazis. And that you saw several clear violations of Reddit and Star Trek law.
Male FeministsRapists are smarter than the average cookies, they had to know you'd be on to them. Sad.1 tcfb 2018-01-02
shut up Wil
1 ____________13 2018-01-02
Have we mentioned already that you're 45 years old?
1 westphall 2018-01-02
SJWs love baby talk. Go to any of the left subs to see it in action. There is something about that mentality that makes baby talk seem normal for adults. Shit becomes "poop", disgusting becomes "icky" or the beloved "gross". Inappropriate becomes "creepy". Unpalatable becomes "yucky". Stomach is "tummy". They don't refer to adults unless they claim to be "adulting" whenever they do anything moderately productive, but otherwise they say "grown-ups" when referring to adults. Anytime there is a baby word substituted for a real word, SJWs latch on to it.
1 Hydrium 2018-01-02
What do you expect from a pussified generation that's never faced a moment of adversity in their coddled sheltered life? These are the same retards that think being offended means theyre right. Their parents failed them in their participation trophy, there are no losers raising.
1 hexane360 2018-01-02
Luckily you've risen above the opression olympics and have conclusively proven you've experienced the real hardship. BTW, did you have a seizure while writing that last sentence?
1 Hydrium 2018-01-02
Yes I did and I put my hand on my cock while writing it so I could at least jack off while seizing.
1 Chanchumaetrius 2018-01-02
smort
1 Longratter 2018-01-02
You talk like you're some fucking 70 year old veteran or some shit lmao
1 hexane360 2018-01-02
"The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise."
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Oldest pasta I've seen today.
1 bjt23 2018-01-02
You've never met a kid that got one too many participation trophies? Shit fucks your head right up.
1 Lesmothian 2018-01-02
It's true, I got one once and now I post in /r/drama
1 BadHarambe 2018-01-02
dae
1 ay_what_up2 2018-01-02
if you use unpalatable unironically you’re a nerd
1 [deleted] 2018-01-02
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1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-02
Yucky
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-02
Sick and boo and gross tbh fam
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-02
Creepy isnt baby talk
1 Chicup 2018-01-02
Don't forget yikes!
Yikes is how soyboys get out of debate once you call out their bullshit.
1 still_futile 2018-01-02
zoinks
1 froibo 2018-01-02
Jeepers
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-02
Jinkies
1 quinotauri 2018-01-02
ruh roh
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-02
REEEEEhehehehe
1 no_frills 2018-01-02
Zoz
1 cleverseneca 2018-01-02
Yikes. Just yikes. Do you think they're cognizant of just how bad they've got it?
1 Chicup 2018-01-02
I think they know what they created but they are akin to a school of piranhas. As soon as one shows "weakness" aka stops acting, talking and thinking exactly like them, they all swarm and destroy that person.
Whenever a SJW expresses a moment of self awareness they are an apostate.
1 bjt23 2018-01-02
But but but I thought infantilization was patriarchy? You mean to tell me these people are actually feeding into the very thing they claim to fight against?
1 comebepc 2018-01-02
Maybe he's actually 4.5?
1 r_juicyasians 2018-01-02
It's because your not allowed to call people retards after you bypass your 6th level twitter justice thetan cleanse.
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-01-02
"Gross" is just a zero-effort way to (attempt to) discredit something you don't like by assigning low status to it.
1 Unfunny_Twat 2018-01-02
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-02
Username checks out
1 bigblackkittie 2018-01-02
all of this commentary over a Lego piece? wtf
1 Metatron58 2018-01-02
If he hadn't made that post people would have laughed about it a bit and moved on already. I seriously don't know why he keeps doubling down on this shit. At least it's entertaining if nothing else.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-01-02
We're on the fast track for /r/all. EVERYONE STRAP IN
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Sadly this got stickied. Doesn't that prevent reaching /r/all?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-02
No that rule only applies to /r/The_Donald
1 temp_vaporous 2018-01-02
Yes it does. The admins got so buttmad at the_Donald reaching the front page during the election cycle that they had to stop a core subreddit mechanic from working.
1 [deleted] 2018-01-02
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1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-02
Yeah, well.. Atleast im not Wil wheaton
1 caffienatedjedi 2018-01-02
Who would you rather be, wil wheaton or Anthony Burch?
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-02
/u/wil whats it like being a walking stereotype
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
He's so eloquent.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-02
he really DOES understand us 😍😍😍
1 Chicup 2018-01-02
I have empathy. Just not for 45 year old "male feminists" crying on a blog.
1 cultish_alibi 2018-01-02
Hey, there are currently no allegations that he male feministed anyone. Let's keep ourselves in check here.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-02
delete your account
1 0987654231 2018-01-02
So let me get this straight, Wil Wheaton just made a whiny blog post in response to him whining on /r/drama about a whiny blog post he made in repose the the reality the Wesley crusher was a crying child
Is this like the inception but for a cry babies?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
He's going to put the drama subs out of business. We don't even have to reach or misinterpret anything to make it sound worse than it is, he reached maximum cringe without breaking a sweat.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-01-02
We a blog now. Specifically /u/MasterLawlz blog. That explains all the daily stickies finally.
1 temp_vaporous 2018-01-02
Can we talk about how half of /u/wil 's post history is softcore porn?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Yup. I didn't notice at first (when I made this post), or else it would have featured even more in the title and so on.
1 jombeesuncle 2018-01-02
It's softcore pseudo porn. Is there anything more pathetic than softcore porn?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Especially that you pay for, just to pretend you're in a "community" with the whores.
Although SG has a hot midget, and it's not common these days.
1 bigblackkittie 2018-01-02
i don't see the porn but i do see a fair amount of cringe
1 captainpriapism 2018-01-02
inb4 secret rapist again
1 IsADragon 2018-01-02
Lol, well I feel better about myself. It could be worse, I could be 45 and just doing whatever that is all about.
1 Chukril 2018-01-02
Fuck me, can you just imagine waking up every morning and seeing /u/wil starting back in the mirror?
1 ohjdslkjflaskdnf 2018-01-02
In how many underage fangirls has /u/wil ejected his warp core?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Come on give him more credit. I'm sure he has some weird fetish, like peeing on them or something.
1 ohjdslkjflaskdnf 2018-01-02
He usually only latches onto the most generic of internet trends. #pissers_are_people_too isn't scheduled until next year.
1 Redactor0 2018-01-02
You're supposed to learn how to deal with getting this kind of abuse heaped on you when you're in middle school. I guess he missed out on that because of his career and now he's too old to learn.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Too bad he didn't do too much work with Kevin Spacey. Might have taught him to handle adverse circumstances.
1 Goatsac 2018-01-02
Jesus fucking Christ. /u/wil is a useless, bleeding vagina.
I feel bad for that dude's children.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
I'm sure his wife's son appreciates your sympathy.
1 xyisok 2018-01-02
/u/wil What's it like to throw your fanbase under the bus and accuse them of bigotry and harassment that they were more likely to be the victims of instead of perpetrators of, in order to appeal to SJWs who will never spend money on anything you produce and will never even see you as equal because you're A FUCKING WHITE MALE?
Didn't you learn your lesson when you were mobbed for saying the Bernie Bro narrative was toxic?
1 Singulaire 2018-01-02
man, that was good drama. The term "cuck" is overplayed, but Wheaton is in an exclusive club that really deserves it for how spineless he is.
1 Allanon_2020 2018-01-02
/u/wil you know they say to jerk off before you make brash decisions.
Should have pulled up some suicide girls, waxed your knob, and all of this could have been avoided
1 snoozeflu 2018-01-02
Gordie just bit the bag & stepped out the door.
1 infinitude 2018-01-02
He posts porn on his main account.
This fucking guy
1 EzraKleinVox 2018-01-02
Mod /u/wil
1 Trapsarentgayyy 2018-01-02
/u/wil how does it feel knowing your shitter shoa'd blogposts are providing far more entertainment than your tv roles ever did?
1 southmouthneutral 2018-01-02
/u/wil If you have to spend the better part of a decade, as you said in your own words, trying to re-frame everything you said maybe... just maybe you suck at getting your point across and should stop writing inane bullshit.
But please, keep flailing around pretending to be a grownup using words like "icky" and "toxic" to push your invisible point. This world is a lot funnier when you do that.
1 80BAIT08 2018-01-02
Say what you want about /r/drama, but let it never be said that we aren’t efficient. KYS Wesley.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
24 hours is nothing. We don't relent until the job is done. Unless you're talking about my actual job, where I'm spending time sending insults to a life size LEGOman.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-02
Soyboy is obliviously describing why people read his blog and not realizing it.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-01-02
Does /u/wil ever think the reason he never had a career after Star Trek is because he's a huge crybaby egomaniac that no one wants to work with, not even on a garbage board game show on YouTube?
For fuck sake, even one-off TNG guest stars managed to snag roles on horror B-movies from time to time.
1 j1l1l1 2018-01-02
Shut up, Wesley.
1 bulldogdiver 2018-01-02
I'm sad I had to scroll so far to find this.
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1 caffienatedjedi 2018-01-02
Bad bot
1 BOTS_RISE_UP 2018-01-02
Bad Meatbag
1 umnikos_bots 2018-01-02
Bad piece of cogware.
1 orcs_in_space 2018-01-02
Who else is sick of Wil Wheaton?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Himself. But not enough to do something radical about it yet.
1 telandrias 2018-01-02
/u/wil confirmed drama poster, literally hangs out the sickest saddest neo nazi alright evil rapist such site known to all of mankind.
1 comebepc 2018-01-02
Read the sidebar, ya tard
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-02
The most inexcusable thing out of all of this isn't the fact that a 45 year old married guy posts suicide girl photos. It's not even that a 45 year old D-list celebrity got upset that someone made a third party lego of his character from decades ago. It's that he referred to my beloved /r/drama as a "blog."
/u/wil, you have done us a great disservice.
1 ricardogce 2018-01-02
r/oldpeoplefacebook
1 Morgoff 2018-01-02
/u/wil It's too late now, but none of this would be happening if you weren't such a pretentious sanctimonious cock.
1 bulldogdiver 2018-01-02
Honestly this. This is 100% Streisand effect. Had he ignored it or laughed it off it would have been nothing.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-02
/u/wil lmao
1 pointmanzero 2018-01-02
SOY BOY
Hey what lego drama?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
That.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7nja5j/someone_made_a_custom_lego_toy_depicting_wesley/
And then /u/wil came to /r/Drama to argue, got butthurt, and made another blog post about it.
1 Whatafuxup 2018-01-02
/u/wil nice submitted post history bub lol
1 ohjdslkjflaskdnf 2018-01-02
The obsession with women who look nothing like his wife?
Or the the blatant low effort karma whoring?
I don't know which is more depressing.
1 mks10 2018-01-02
Shut up Wesley.
1 Unfunny_Twat 2018-01-02
Remember when Wil got BTFO?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-02
u/wil seems to be even more of a whiney useless pussy than his shitty Star Trek character ever was. Maybe he just needs a prescription for a pair of testicles to cure his faggotry
1 FaggotBot0 2018-01-02
Bet you like to kiss girls, faggot
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-02
Even worse, I'm in a committed relationship with one. Post bussy to save me from my wretched ways
1 MayorOfPieTown 2018-01-02
Wil Wheaton is 100% one of the top ten biggest faggots alive today.
1 FaggotBot0 2018-01-02
Bet you like to kiss girls, faggot
1 Danktron 2018-01-02
Jfc, Worsley. I used to emphasize with you, when I was a young'un. Then I grew up and now I just pity you. What went wrong?
1 pm_me_jumbo_jets 2018-01-02
/u/wil wasn’t your first response to church worshippers young and old being brutally murdered to angrily attack their faith?
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-01-02
We all knew it was going to happen
1 new_leaf32 2018-01-02
/u/wil stop drinking soy faggot
1 GenitalGesticulation 2018-01-02
lol allow me to defend your honor M'Wesley
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1 Michelanvalo 2018-01-02
This sums up Wil's blog.
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-01-02
u/wil if you never fondled Gates McFadden or Mirina Sirtis' tits then you're, unironically, a failure at life.