Quick guide for how to make the best post possible in this subreddit.

200  2018-01-09 by Zachums

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You forgot /u/MasterLawlz livestreaming his lead sandwich dinner

That would be THE best post. This is more of a general guide.

rude

But tru

I was gonna make a joke about how I’m on a low-Iron diet but apparently bullets contain no iron so now I don’t know what to say

They contain lead fyi.

There are some all copper rounds. Maybe he could eat a few of those and let us know the taste difference.

Eat copper, copper!

apparently bullets contain no iron

Most bullets contain iron. People shoot full metal jacket these days and I think most outer shells are made out of brass or some kind of iron containing alloy.

Where do my stickies fall into this chart

You see how the lines get thicker and thicker in between each tier?

That's you. You're the thickness of the lines between the actual content of this sub.

The part of the meme that really everyone should just ignore because it only exists to separate the various levels of retardation.

Oh wow

So who's the white-space? Because I know someone here fills that shitty niche.

That's not white space, that's blank space.

No room in /r/drama for mayo memes.

white-space

/r/Drama HAS NO WHITE SPACE GET OUT MAYO

great guide

Better yet:

  1. Post

  2. Delete post

  3. Delete account

  4. Delete self

Acceptable.

5.Delete Daddy

You just declared war on Russia, you fool!

6.Delete vodka

You forgot the top level which is mastwrlawls stickied that bait retards like /u/wil into the sub

That's only because most of what /u/MasterLawlz posted is somewhere between retarded and full-blown birdposting.

I’ve never birdposted, not even once

People might like you more if you did. πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€”

When I shower I don't even turn on water, I just shove a large bar of soap in my ass then put on a towel.

you must save lots of money on your utility bills.

Little life pro tip there.

All that saved money can then be spent on soap.

I shower

Bullshit

Remeber that reddit thread where everyone admitted to only cleaning anything above their bellybutton.

That's where I discovered everyone is too fat to see anything under that so it doesn't matter to them.

Pure murica

What stage is posting anti-Trump articles?

It depends if the linked post has drama or not, so depending on context it could be in any of the first 3 boxes. Excellent question.

Birdposting is entirely unironically better than at least the middle two, probably better than the first one too.

oprah should be president

Oprah should lose a couple hundred pounds

Both excellent suggestions.

How many times should she lose that couple hundred pounds?

GOOD point.

KenM is a gay boy.

False and not cis

Taft did okay as a fatty, tho.

President Trump is obese too (350+ pounds) and if Reddit is any thing to judge by, he's doing pretty great. Maybe I was off base to mock Winfry's weight problems?

Oprah is a black female liberal Trump.

So agreed a thousandfold.

does kevin know about these bird supremacist views?

You misspelled "birb" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«

This is pure retardation. MOD /u/zachums plz

are you new here

Oh, I see. Carry on. Whoops. I mean, how could I have known? This is really all just a big misunderstanding. Really nothing to see here. tugs collar

woke

Zachums why do you continue the painful existence of the pug breed? Every second of their lives is pure suffering.

for the memes

metaphor for mankind, breh

I think that this subreddit would be a lot better were it not for the gross regurgitation of shitty "memes" and bickering about political shit amongst "people" who can barely even wipe their own asses or form coherent statements, much less think that typographically vomiting their uneducated, ignorant opinion anywhere and everywhere online counts as funny, cool or a hobby.

"but my free speech"

lol complains about memes then proceeds to spell out "freeze peach" meme because is retarded

Best part is you explain it wrong yet serve as a perfect example of it, they(like you) don't think it's "funny, cool, or a hobby", they(like you) think it's because they think their opinion matters.

It does not.

Post bussy.

Cry me a river ya retard lmao

Haha look at this faggot.

birb

You don't even post here unless you're pinged.

You need to, like, watch star wars episodes where good guys are converted to evil and try to pick up some lessons from those teachable moments.

Le birb