This is for all the marbles. I'm sittin in the house, I'm loadin' up the pump. I'm loadin' up the Uzi, I got a couple M-16s, couple nines, got a couple joints with some silencers on 'em, I'm just loadin up clips. Got a couple grenades, couple missile launchers, with, you know, a couple missiles. I'm ready for war.
I have literally worked for the governments of two no-shit dictatorships (China and Saudi Arabia), I used the occasion of my own father's death to persuade a teenage girl to pity-fuck me and I like and regularly watch Star Trek: Discovery.
I'm not a nice person.
That kid is nothing to me, he'll never amount to anything so he might as well entertain me via the total collapse of his social life and educational/employment prospects.
Maybe it had to come from an approved source and babe wasn't one? Otherwise any redditor could create a website, publish any doxx they want and call it a "news article".
It's a good thing people here are spamming emojis in his honor but it's not the same. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Ed is one of the few "people" where I don't actually know if it's turbo autism, retardation, degeneracy, just trolling or any combination of the four.
Ed called me a Newfag on my very first post with this account, so I feel we have a sort of connection, maybe even a sexual one in a way. RIP in Pieces until the next Mascot comes along and spreads the cancer I crave.
I'm the uncle who lets you shoot off firecrackers and use words like "faggot" but you never can be quite sure that I haven't slept with your girlfriend
Generally when admins suspend an account, they also suspend alts
lol no. The only situation where that happens is if you're a problem user who has already been suspended on multiple accounts and you keep coming back and breaking rules. They almost never suspend alts.
Wtf even is drama once you get rid of the mods and the pinging?
Well, if this really is the beginning of the end I guess Iโll just come out and say that: Bird posts, Snally posts, and random internet gossip > any drama in a subreddit
โโ ๐ฆ๐ฆED ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐คทdid nothing ๐ซ wrong๐จโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐admins๐๐ are discriminating against the autistic๐๐ I'm disgusted๐คขby this toxic โฃ๏ธ admin๐๐ culture ๐ช๐ช
lol that's what happens when you play the "i'm only pretending to be retarded" card but turn around and get genuinely asspained about autistic trump supporters on this site, enough to go and do some stupid shit and get yourself banned
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-30
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1 likearasputin 2018-01-30
You failed Snappy, you hear me, YOU FAILED!
1 aqouta 2018-01-30
Not for long it seems
1 Bemoji_Bemes 2018-01-30
rip ๐ ฑro
haha I'm a bot xd
1 likearasputin 2018-01-30
WTF ๐ค๐ค๐ค
THIS MEANS WAR.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
Admins are cucking us left right and center.๐
1 likearasputin 2018-01-30
What's next? Will they ban bird posts?
Why Ed...Why ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
1 DistortedLines 2018-01-30
Screw the mods! I say we revolt.
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-01-30
Yeh!
Wait where do we get weaponized autism? I donโt wanna ask the T_D boys for help.
1 doggo2018 2018-01-30
I am 99% sure he got a 3 day ban, I was suspended for "posting private information" a while back, and it was 3 days.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
If it was a 3 day ban, you could still view his profile.
1 Fucking_Christ 2018-01-30
Yea, it's a perm. No doubt he'll be back on another account though.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-30
I vote he uses the name Ed_FuckeredToast.
1 Su_ButteredScone 2018-01-30
Lol original
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-30
...or go with this one, whatever floats your boat.
1 Rodomite 2018-01-30
I vote Ed_puckered_ass_asking_for_it
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-30
ed_puckered_assking_for_it
1 Rodomite 2018-01-30
I know:(
:โ
1 giroth 2018-01-30
I think he's back and already in this sub
1 Strictlybutters 2018-01-30
This is for all the marbles. I'm sittin in the house, I'm loadin' up the pump. I'm loadin' up the Uzi, I got a couple M-16s, couple nines, got a couple joints with some silencers on 'em, I'm just loadin up clips. Got a couple grenades, couple missile launchers, with, you know, a couple missiles. I'm ready for war.
1 rewind45 2018-01-30
I always thought r/drama should make their own autistic website.
1 Jimmy_Carrs_laugh_ 2018-01-30
Bully me again I dare you ๐๐๐ณโโ๏ธ๐ฃ๐๐
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
u/Nunast's probably cum buckets already lol๐
1 HauntedFurniture 2018-01-30
A huge
bussyhole has been ripped in this community1 life_is_painfull 2018-01-30
He was banned for doxxing that retarded trump supporter.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-30
So did everyone else who doxxed him get banned.
I posted the moron all over facebook and whatsap so he's pretty fucked whatever happens.
1 Mysterious_James 2018-01-30
The retard doxxed himself by posting his face. Did he get banned?
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-30
I hope someone shows him de wae of de bussy
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
Flair checks out lol
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-30
He was banned from ever visiting the locker room alone, ever again.
1 freet0 2018-01-30
damn, no more defenseless bussy
1 ineedmorealts 2018-01-30
No a ton of people in the anti-trump subs are posting links to his dox and not getting banned/removed by the mods
1 Guatarrigentlyweeps 2018-01-30
Because "akshulllllly we linked to credible news sources that contain that information."
1 IneedSomeThrowaway 2018-01-30
All posts to the doxx are gone, except this one from <10 minutes ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/esist/comments/7u3n84/that_retched_fl_high_schooler_bragging_about/
1 NEWMANTRUEMAN 2018-01-30
Wow scumbag.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-30
Yep.
I have literally worked for the governments of two no-shit dictatorships (China and Saudi Arabia), I used the occasion of my own father's death to persuade a teenage girl to pity-fuck me and I like and regularly watch Star Trek: Discovery.
I'm not a nice person.
That kid is nothing to me, he'll never amount to anything so he might as well entertain me via the total collapse of his social life and educational/employment prospects.
You're all just Drama-monkeys to me.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-01-30
Unironically this tho
1 tacitchav 2018-01-30
Kiss your sister for me.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-30
Are there non-retarded ones?
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-30
I'm one.
The answer is no.
1 scatmunchies 2018-01-30
Itโs funny that you think youโre a valid counterexample.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-30
Every last one of us is retarded. Without exception.
1 K-town- 2018-01-30
He doesnโt. Heโs a self aware autist
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-30
Hi
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-30
Wrong.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-30
I assure you that I voted for Trump in 2016 and I will again.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-30
That wasn't what I was disputing
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-30
Good, because there was nothing you could have done to prevent it.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-30
Why would I want to stop it
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-30
I don't know. There are any number of character defects you might have.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-30
I believe that statement.
1 dood98998 2018-01-30
A non retard in MY drama? GTFO
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-30
sorry :-(
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-30
Only the ironic supporters.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-30
I'm not even sure those are not mostly (if not all) retarded.
1 ay_what_up2 2018-01-30
it was literally a public post lmao
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-30
that's fucktarded. you can google that tidepod eating memelord's name.
Oh no! We doxxed paul logan!
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-01-30
Didn't that retard dox himself anyways?
1 drunk_child 2018-01-30
No!!!!!!!!
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
Ikr? ๐ญ
1 scatmunchies 2018-01-30
Any idea why?
1 ineedmorealts 2018-01-30
And for how long?
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
It could potentially be forever ๐
1 ineedmorealts 2018-01-30
Oh no! ed was the best part of this sub
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
this but unironically๐ญ
1 JasonJewnova 2018-01-30
shut up ed
1 ffbtaw 2018-01-30
This but ironically.
1 doggo2018 2018-01-30
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7u24g0/omg_ed_got_suspended_too/dth094s/?st=jd1wdg1s&sh=59686a56
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
I think it's because of the babe.net article he posted yesterday, because u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy posted that in r/Trashy and he got suspended too๐ญ
1 likearasputin 2018-01-30
Again, why? It's was an article, so not a direct doxx or anything.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
The admins are borderline (((special))).
1 menvaren 2018-01-30
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-30
Mandatory
1 pervent-account 2018-01-30
Maybe it had to come from an approved source and babe wasn't one? Otherwise any redditor could create a website, publish any doxx they want and call it a "news article".
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-30
There was someone posting that article in AHS, i've reported that comment to the admins, so we'll see if they (((take sides))) or not.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-30
AHS mod said he was banned and then the ban reverted 3 minutes later
1 Yiin 2018-01-30
I think the appeal can only contain three or less emojis. Ed is doomed.
1 zwiebelhans 2018-01-30
Well its a dox published by Babe on a non famous person.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-30
That is $100% not how the dox rule works.
1 menvaren 2018-01-30
That link is still up in the AHS thread.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
removed now
1 zwiebelhans 2018-01-30
gayce too? Man I liked making fun of him but not this much.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
Yup. V sad day today.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-30
Nope
1 snallygaster 2018-01-30
Goddammit, I knew this was going to happen ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
Yeah I got a bit creeped out too because he was a minor and babe.net has the all integrity of a /pol/ poster lol.
But good news: He's back. Unbanned! Yaay๐
1 backltrack 2018-01-30
Ed is a minor?
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
Probably ๐ lol! I was talking about the retarded Trump supporter that babe.net doxxed tho.
1 cptAustria 2018-01-30
this guy was a minor? the one that reported his classmate toe the ICE?
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
Yeah. He's like 14 or 16 lol
1 geraldo42 2018-01-30
Almost certainly.
1 I_KILL_CISSIES 2018-01-30
Snally ๐งโโ๏ธ and Ed ๐งโโ๏ธ sitting in a tree ๐ณ
K ๐
I ๐
S ๐
S ๐
I ๐
N ๐
G ๐
First comes ๐ then comes ๐ then comes ๐คฐ with a ๐ถ baby carriage!
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-01-30
ew gussy
1 BasedRubby 2018-01-30
i always miss the good shit
1 Whatafuxup 2018-01-30
are you sure? because he also uses like 5 alt accounts to upvote himself and has been suspended for the same thing already
1 ChateauJack 2018-01-30
As if you need a reason to ban any r/drama user.
1 choriposting 2018-01-30
Maybe God really does love us after all
1 scatmunchies 2018-01-30
Almost certainly not, though.
1 choriposting 2018-01-30
Ya you're right but maybe he's taken enough pity to rid us of Ed for a while
1 life_is_painfull 2018-01-30
1 ndizzIe 2018-01-30
prob vote manipulation, knowing him
1 UmbellateSaxhorn 2018-01-30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHM0ow6Pc_M
1 shamwu 2018-01-30
o7
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-01-30
F
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-30
A
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-01-30
G
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-30
WE DID IT REDDIT
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-30
Lol
1 CummyBot-1999 2018-01-30
Am I a bad person if I don't want xir back?
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
YES! and you should feel v bad tbh ๐
1 better_bot 2018-01-30
Yes.
1 ItsSugar 2018-01-30
Figures
1 comebepc 2018-01-30
Keep yourself safe
1 WarSanchez 2018-01-30
REEEEEEEEEEEE!
It's a conspiracy to ruin reddit by killing off anything non-PC.
1 incineratechicken 2018-01-30
Wtf I love political correctness now
1 aqouta 2018-01-30
It's a good thing people here are spamming emojis in his honor but it's not the same. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-01-30
๐๐ฟ Pray๐๐ฟ it's๐๐ฟ permanent๐๐ฟ or๐๐ฟ he๐๐ฟ keeps๐๐ฟ himself๐๐ฟ safe๐๐ฟ.๐๐ฟ
1 Threctic 2018-01-30
Your granny DOES know who Ed is. WTF? He's not even one of the guys who posts alt right crap??
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-30
And nothing of value was lost.
1 better_bot 2018-01-30
Gay
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
I know you are but what am I? lol XD
1 better_bot 2018-01-30
12?
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-30
good bot
1 perrycohen 2018-01-30
Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9669% sure that better_bot is not a bot.
I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with
!isbot <username>
| Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub1 a_normal_human 2018-01-30
bad bot
1 wow___justwow 2018-01-30
I upvoted you but remembered that we had a dick talk earlier, so i changed it to a downvote out of pure, malicious spite.
1 better_bot 2018-01-30
I don't need a reminder how pathetic you are.
1 jorio 2018-01-30
Shit,
That image and screencaps are still up all over Reddit.
Given that and the username ping thing, there might be some group hanging around and reporting shit.
1 Ajit_is_my_Idol 2018-01-30
Ed is one of the few "people" where I don't actually know if it's turbo autism, retardation, degeneracy, just trolling or any combination of the four.
Ed called me a Newfag on my very first post with this account, so I feel we have a sort of connection, maybe even a sexual one in a way. RIP in Pieces until the next Mascot comes along and spreads the cancer I crave.
1 incineratechicken 2018-01-30
Itโs the former three, trust me.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-30
^ ^ ^
THIS
(but not ironically)
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-01-30
you and ed are two sides of the same coin unironically
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
(((horseshoe theory))) ๐
1 FerdiadTheRabbit 2018-01-30
It's a combination probably, just that the autism outweighs the others.
1 life_is_painfull 2018-01-30
i always felt like he r/drama's older brother.
1 DannyLee90 2018-01-30
Does that make /u/CucksLoveTrump the fun uncle?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-01-30
I'm the uncle who lets you shoot off firecrackers and use words like "faggot" but you never can be quite sure that I haven't slept with your girlfriend
1 Wordshark 2018-01-30
Yes we can.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-30
/u/CucksLoveTrump is the Uncle who taught you how to sword fight.
1 nmx179 2018-01-30
Lol, suck it Ed.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-30
/r/Prematurecelebration :DDD
P.S: Before you freak out, i'm here looking for that comment /u/shallowm made about Ivanka's last convo in reddit chat. specifically a screenshot.
i just found your comment ironic and funny.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-01-30
1 Katcac 2018-01-30
Good. We need to build a wall and keep deplorable scum like him out.
1 Tobans 2018-01-30
DOWNVOTEDforED
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
โฌ๏ธdownsnozzledโฌ๏ธ
FTFY
1 Tobans 2018-01-30
Thank you <3
1 Rodomite 2018-01-30
FTFY
1 _narrows 2018-01-30
F ๐ฎโ ๏ธโก๏ธ
1 Basically_Trash 2018-01-30
Ed dindu nuffin. He was a good boi
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-30
May be find many large jawbreakers in the afterlife
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-01-30
The vultures are circling around /r/Drama. The time has finally come.
this is the beginning
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-30
Day of the enema
1 ItsSugar 2018-01-30
Literally worse than JFK/Harambe/Lincoln/Archduke Franz Ferdinand/Trump combined!
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-01-30
He has like 10 alts. Could be commenting on this very thread for all we know.
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-01-30
Generally when admins suspend an account, they also suspend alts especially if there's a history of vote manipulation.
1 geraldo42 2018-01-30
lol no. The only situation where that happens is if you're a problem user who has already been suspended on multiple accounts and you keep coming back and breaking rules. They almost never suspend alts.
1 OdinSQL 2018-01-30
Fag went full retard and paid the price.
1 Tagesausbruch 2018-01-30
I want to clarify that I'm not targeting any admins in specific, I'm just expressing a negative view in general.
Kill all admins
1 TheGoldenHour- 2018-01-30
His stupid emoji pasta always made me laugh. V sad day ๐ญ
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-01-30
I'm not convinced Ed isn't responsible for like a dozen alt accounts here.
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-01-30
Itโs haaaAAAaapening!
Wtf even is drama once you get rid of the mods and the pinging?
Well, if this really is the beginning of the end I guess Iโll just come out and say that: Bird posts, Snally posts, and random internet gossip > any drama in a subreddit
Oh and fuck r/Canada
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-30
Press F
GET FUCKED /u/ed_butteredtoast
1 JenkemStyle 2018-01-30
If only the Press F account was still alive.
F
1 Trajan_ 2018-01-30
F
1 comebepc 2018-01-30
F
1 JohnTheOrc 2018-01-30
Only good thing that's ever happened in this subreddit, tbh
1 backltrack 2018-01-30
Thank God.
1 Rith2 2018-01-30
Seems about right. Brb going to Edโs house
1 eeso99 2018-01-30
Only on /r/drama can a complete autismo like Ed be like unironically
1 Whatafuxup 2018-01-30
im pretty sure its ironic
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
Haha no ๐ฅ
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-30
And so the admins cuck another one of us
1 King_Drumpf 2018-01-30
RIP
He died too soon.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-01-30
โโ ๐ฆ๐ฆED ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐คทdid nothing ๐ซ wrong๐จโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐admins๐๐ are discriminating against the autistic๐๐ I'm disgusted๐คขby this toxic โฃ๏ธ admin๐๐ culture ๐ช๐ช
1 MooseHeckler 2018-01-30
First /u/chaosakita now /u/edbutteredtoast. We are being oppressed.
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-01-30
Oh shit, chao got banned? I liked her shtick even though she called me ugly once. What she do?
1 MooseHeckler 2018-01-30
I think she was messing with some female incels and incurred the wrath of the admins.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-01-30
I think she was messing with some female incels and incurred the wrath of the admins.
1 edc_svr_wxf_qaz 2018-01-30
Fuck /u/spez
1 RadonRedux 2018-01-30
HAHAHHAHAHA DUMB LIBCUCK
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-01-30
I legitimately found Ed's emoji usage to be really funny. Rip Ed, I hope you're eating buttered toast in heaven. ๐๐ฝ๏ธ๐ข
1 kane4life4ever 2018-01-30
u/Ed_ButteredToast sama....
1 kane4life4ever 2018-01-30
Why? (serious)
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
Probably for posting that babe.net article
1 kane4life4ever 2018-01-30
thanks man
1 oshnyve 2018-01-30
if ๐ you๐ don't๐ want๐ to๐ be๐ identified๐ don't๐ post๐ selfies๐ of๐ yourself๐ doing ๐ retarded๐ things
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-01-30
And nothing of value was lost.
1 deere442 2018-01-30
lol that's what happens when you play the "i'm only pretending to be retarded" card but turn around and get genuinely asspained about autistic trump supporters on this site, enough to go and do some stupid shit and get yourself banned
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-30
Fake News ๐
1 tacitchav 2018-01-30
F
1 Redactor0 2018-01-30
I'm pouring out a 40 for you, G. Hope to see you again in the next life. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ