ThreeXChromosome's /u/pikatatos has a schizophrenic episode.

67  2018-02-09 by Casey_Closed

67 comments

I can't seem to face up to the facts

I'm tense and nervous and I Can't relax

I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire

Don't touch me I'm a real live wire

What's the matter with him? He's alright How do you know? The lord won't mind

moms spaghetti

We are vain and we are blind

I hate people when they're not polite

Sometimes I use a word that means nothin'
like looptd.

Last sub I ever expected to see a TH quote.

Eh, I like that song and it fits the post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8KybBItwL4

Found this cover, before the original though.

Better run, run, run far away.

/u/pikatatos

Man that sure is a super long story. Let me shorten it for you.

I was walking around the mall and kept running into some guy. Then I pooped myself.

H2H.

No he was going to rape her in front of the mall. Then after he was done every one would have clap and Drumpf would have popped out gave the guy a metal of honor for his service and acts of valor on behave muh patriarchy.

Thanks for the publicity ;-) <3

No problem, I'm always willing to get someone the help they need.

I am offended at your use of 'males'. It sounds clinical and demeaning. Please educate yourself on this topic.

*featherless bipeds

what a chad

Needs to take the neck pill though.

maybe sort out that meme mohawk shit too. get a nice nazi undercut

Diogenes would be proud

Why would anyone downvote this!!!???

Sweetie, this is your mother: Please wake up. You're not on Reddit. We never went to see a movie. None of this is real. You're in a mental institution. Please come back to us.

M-mum?

You obviously think women are weaker than men or you wouldn't have posted all that shit.

Please stop making everyone else think they're dumber too.

I only posted it to talk about how uncomfortable I was when some creep followed me. What else is there to say lol

Although I am sympathetic to what happened, woman need to stop using the term creep to bully men for simply being awkward.

call the CIA, mi6, mi5 and Spetsnaz to deal with this creep at once, m'lady

During the exchange, only two of the women and my mum and I were around. There were no taxis or taxi Drivers. Thus, I felt it wasn't right to confront him as he could easily overpower us.

Man, if weebs knew asian women were actually as pathetic as they imagine you guys would literally be fucked. If one 90lb musical theater enthusiast is enough to easily handle 4 grown women a 400lb neckbeard creeping around would look exactly like the ending to Ghostbusters, only with handjobs instead of laser beams.

Well she never mentions what he looks like, so we can only assume he was brown which does indeed make the story scary, the only thing worse than getting followed by a mayo is getting followed by a group of shitskins

Hai puss <3 I saw you mentioned me on Discord and then never saw you again but that's fine cus I got kicoed too probably because I kept making tranny and communist jokes

Puss where have u been??

I've been around, just not on discord

Will you ever come back?

Probably not, if I ever decided to it would be under a new name so I don't have to deal with my reputation

Probably a male feminist, therefore guaranteed rapist.

Where does that come from?

A ton of soy boy mayo male feminists have been accused of sexual assault people from vox and vice and other shit.

Well? Can any of you prove that creep wasn't trying to kill her?

She showed great restraint by not macing that deranged stalker in self-defense tbh.

Funny how her mom didn't notice this guy. Just 2 "other women" in line for a taxi.

Sounds like classic paranoid schizophrenia.

/u/pikatatos have you considered that he was going to attack you? You should consider going to the police and reporting him.

If I did, the police wouldn't bother unless he attempted to assault me.

He might attack another girl and then how would you feel?

I'll lodge a report tomorrow then. Not sure if they would take me seriously.

No guy would want your gussy. I bet anyone who posts to twox looks like a dude with tits.

Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy Gussy

Is this code for "I know I'm a lunatic and all I was doing was larping in a twox post"

Gross icky yuck

Don't say that, is a dirty word.

Gussy Gang Gussy Gang Gussy Gang Gussy Gang Gussy Gang Gussy Gang Gussy Gang Gussy Gang Gussy Gang Gussy Gang Gussy Gussy Gang Gussy Gang Gang Gussy Gang Gussy Gang Gussy Gang Gussy Gang

someone literally told her to call the fbi in the thread

Probably best to call the CIA as well. Could be a russia attack.

Big if true

This is why I love my state. Girls either have a tazer, pepper spray, or CHL. They don't whine about the creep at the mall that didn't even talk to them.

I love where I live because people don't need to carry those things because there is very little crime

There's always very little crime until there is crime.

"But crime never happens here, you can't just kidnap me!"

Yeah i love feeling pressure of wondering if i dont meet the womans approval am i going to get maced.

That was /u/IAintThatGuy, a regular of /r/drama.

Please don't tell /r/Drama that I post on /r/Drama.

I went outside once too, it was fucking horrible. /story

I'm sorry you had a scary experience. While he probably just thought you were cute and was hoping to talk to you it does feel creepy when someone follows you around.

u/DConstructed Yeah....no one is going to find any TwoX poster to be cute in anyways unless you find mental illness cute as OP shows major signs of.

Um….

I don't think you should be making comments about other people's mental health. Your deep and uncontrollable need to repost that doesn't exactly scream "I'm sane".

Wtf are you going on about?

The chick clearly is mentally ill and seeing things (So, a typical TwoX poster) since her mom didn't notice the person even though they were 'right behind her' at one point. WE all know these TwoX/SJW types are big into making up and giving themselves mental illness. Here's a video on what was actually going on, remember, the most oppressed woman gets a trophy!

No less "mentally ill" to follow someone around as much as that guy did. I'm not a scared person but if someone tried to followed me around the mall and then tried to follow me out of the mall too I'd probably go back in and hang around the security desk. He might have been an okay guy but he just as easily might have been dangerous. She was safe mostly because she wasn't alone.

And I find you incredibly disturbed since you feel the burning need to post about it here. You sound bitter and petty with a touch of Eliot Rodger.

I really resent that you're attempting to use something I wrote to that OP as a way to further your neurotic agenda.

The person wasn't real or else Mom would've done something. Was another attention whore trying to get attention (You know, a typical TwoXer)

Btw you sound like perfect r/iamverysmart material

The organisation to contact in this case is Interpol, or, failing that, the United Nations.