every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
remember when jewdank was a mod and was such a bitch that she picked fights with poundcake and smellygaster because she wanted to be the only female in /r/drama of all places.
this is /r/drama and you expect people to be fully functioning human beings without crippling autism that's making their family worried about their health and well being?
Did you know that in Gulf Arabic, the word ุฎุฑูู (kharoof, meaning lamb, which is a young sheep) is used to refer to a guy who is obsessed with trying to catch and keep the attention of women. Its use is similar to the use of "orbiter", but kharoof can be used to refer to someone in a relationship too, as opposed to orbiter, which usually isn't used that way.
I unironically defended her southpark effortpost. Though I haven't seen a single photo of her at that time and did it purely because she seemed a nice enough person (by this subreddit's standards anyways) and also because I lowkey enjoyed that shit actually.
By pretending that she doesn't care and trying to suck up to the bullies, like bullied kids usually do. It was awful, but because you people were awful to her :(
I would just repeatedly compliment her bhole. She never really said anything funny, but she tried so hard so I wanted to give her a pat on the head. Never got laid from it though.
The south park post was cringey af but I defended her a fair bit on other stuff. She may be a shitty person but she's not as shitty as your average /r/drama user. The constant moralizing performed by this subreddit to justify the threats and everything else got real old. Sure, she's a narcissistic substance abusing catty bitch but so is everyone else. She fit right in on this subreddit and caused massive tantrums all over reddit. /r/drama isn't about punishing 'bad' people. It's about drama and the fucking crusade to make her atone for her sins was far cringier than anything she ever posted. Want to punish shitty people? Maybe look around first, glance at the mod team and the /r/drama power users.
Most of the really shitty stuff is super personal and I don't want to be a dick but know that one of the mods lost his virginity to an SRD mod. If you want to talk about fucked up people that's pretty far up there. Some of the users are real pieces of work too. Possibly the single most transphobic user on /r/drama, a guy who constantly talks about how trans people are mentally ill, is actually a trans man. We have our fair share of degenerate drug users and former escorts too.
Discord blows but I've been around a while. We also used to have an active IRC channel that I used. In my defense /r/drama users were slightly more likable back then.
Honestly the only thing I can really fault her for 100% is that markets herself as a PAWG. Other than that she's really no worse than the rest of this place.
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
If you're referring to her /r/blacktears post, a woman putting such commitment into pleasing her man that she will persevere through pain and discomfort is certainly something to be celebrated rather than ashamed of.
Is it really so far fetched that one of the most prolific and successful posters on this site, especially one who engages the community so well, has someone who admires their work?
Is it really so far fetched that one of the most prolific and successful posters on this site, especially one who engages the community so well, has someone who admires their work?
no but the likelihood of you just happening to stumble upon this post is close to zero. Your account hasn't been used in a year, and you want to act surprised when people accuse you of being an alt? k
Ah or perhaps I saw she was making a return and subscribed to drama, knowing that it wouldn't be long before she was relentlessly attacked by the army of trolls.
Alright so tell us the story. Lets hear your side. I'm game.
Here's how it looks for options right now:
Story A: You stopped using Reddit when Jewdank left and you've just been sitting around, waiting for her return. Upon some sort of notification (maybe she has a website or a newsletter, I dont know) of her return, you decided it's time to fire Reddit back up. However you knew this would lead to some shit, so you immediately started browsing drama threads, prepared to defend her honor, and you inevitably discovered this thread, and here we are. You chose to do this before even commenting on her own submission or a welcome back message or anything.
Or...
Story B: You're Jewdank, and known to have a bunch of alts, even using one of your original alts as your primary account now. That account received one or more summons from people in this thread, but rather than address them directly, you logged into this alt account of yours and LARP'd as a devoted fan.
Now it appears you're going with Story A, so feel free to correct details as I have written it.
be that as it may, what drugs you think she's on though? She always seemed like such a spaz to me and stringy gross hair that falls out comes with a meth addiction, so I'm betting on meth
She's a retard who seeks validation from literal incels. Her delusions of grandeur make her think she's popular and well liked for some reason, despite being ugly as fuck.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-12
every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
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1 BangersAndMash98 2018-02-12
Basically describes Jewdank's gussy.
Sentient.
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-12
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-12
GO! GO! GO!
1 xjapxn 2018-02-12
https://youtube.com/watch?v=87xYGDR_eME&t=41s
1 kubrick66 2018-02-12
It's also not a PAWG _________________
Unless the the definition of PAWG has changed. She's missing the first two letters.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-12
Phlat Ass White Girl
1 backltrack 2018-02-12
๐ ฑ๏ธavage
1 rewind45 2018-02-12
I unironically find her hot.
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2018-02-12
She's cute for sure... On the outside.
1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-02-12
Your taste in people whose genitalia consists of a bacteria filled fissure is abhorrent. The fuck is wrong with you.
1 rewind45 2018-02-12
Im thirsty af. Fuck you. Ill be a beta orbiter of i wanma be a beta orbiter.
Consider yourself reported to the mods.
1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-02-12
Then have some water you poor excuse for a life
1 rewind45 2018-02-12
Im starting to dislike your tone. Apologize. Please. Or i will report yoi again to the mods.
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-02-12
ew, mayo gussy
1 Xboxben 2018-02-12
DEMONS BE GONE!!!! Men. Man the guns, Dawn your vests, and tell your wives and children you love them . Fear not for the second war has just begun
1 GaeadesicGnome 2018-02-12
*don your vests
Unless you meant ro wash them in dish soap?
1 lickedTators 2018-02-12
This is a Dawn ad.
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-12
How old is she anyway?
Also, white women, eww ...
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
.
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-12
Too true and she's also not really my type at all. Was just wondering because it feels like she's been around here forever.
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
because she's post-pubescent?
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-12
Well it doesn't help at least.
1 scatmunchies 2018-02-12
Not enough chromosomes.
1 Lunarpeach 2018-02-12
Too much gussy
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-12
Because sheโs the flattest pawg ever?
1 I_smell_like_bacon 2018-02-12
Phlat ass white girl
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-12
Anyone who posts in pawg will probably never be my type. Partly for the pa but also for the wg part.
1 nmx179 2018-02-12
So you want a black girl with a narrow ass?
Good luck on that one brother
1 ProMeleePlayer 2018-02-12
Asian girls?
1 TilmanLipsitz 2018-02-12
Can't believe I got dunked on by someone who posts shit like this
Holy fuck chalk one up in your corner
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-12
Because sheโs the flattest pawg ever?
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-12
Because sheโs the flattest pawg ever?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-12
IIRC like 25
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-12
Here we go laddies!
/u/McJewDank can you give us some saucy details about that party?
1 HideousTrannyCock 2018-02-12
remember when jewdank was a mod and was such a bitch that she picked fights with poundcake and smellygaster because she wanted to be the only female in /r/drama of all places.
1 TheModsAreGayNazis 2018-02-12
u/snallygaster lol.
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
I'm just gonna leave this right here
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-02-12
Peak Jewdank, thank you for your service
1 El_Asso_Wipeo 2018-02-12
Jesus, people go through way too much effort with this shit.
1 shanewater 2018-02-12
this is /r/drama and you expect people to be fully functioning human beings without crippling autism that's making their family worried about their health and well being?
1 snallygaster 2018-02-12
tbf I'm the one that started our fight
1 riemann1413 2018-02-12
that was a great spat, tho
dae remember when /r/drama had a decent population of beta orbiters flocking to jewdank's assistance around then? do any of those guys still post?
1 snallygaster 2018-02-12
Yeah, it blew up like crazy.
they probably killed themselves after Lady Dank left.
1 riemann1413 2018-02-12
those types would never have the brass to actually commit to suicide
ten bux says they each just found a new ass-poster to feed attention
1 snallygaster 2018-02-12
you're probably right
1 AntiLuke 2018-02-12
Now that her ass is back will it have enough gravity to change their orbit?
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-12
I loved /u/sheepdank
1 Jukk 2018-02-12
Bahhh
1 Sheepdank 2018-02-12
Bahhh
1 justanotherusername_ 2018-02-12
I love that you only broke character to tell noodles to fuck off
1 Sheepdank 2018-02-12
Bahhh
1 shallowm 2018-02-12
Did you know that in Gulf Arabic, the word ุฎุฑูู (kharoof, meaning lamb, which is a young sheep) is used to refer to a guy who is obsessed with trying to catch and keep the attention of women. Its use is similar to the use of "orbiter", but kharoof can be used to refer to someone in a relationship too, as opposed to orbiter, which usually isn't used that way.
1 Sheepdank 2018-02-12
Bahhh
1 Redactor0 2018-02-12
Lambs are like that on the other side of the gulf too, I'm afraid.
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
God do you remember when she paid someone to make a short video insulting _lilpoundcake? so bizarre
1 riemann1413 2018-02-12
yeah, Tyrone right? what a nutter
1 shitpost953 2018-02-12
http://archive.is/Uv41D sadly lost forever to the mists of time with the rest of vid.me's back catalogue
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-12
That's some great drama๐! We haven't had a good lolcow here since forever tho๐๐
1 shitpost953 2018-02-12
yes this has been a fun trip down mammary lane. back before I had even heard of chapotraphouse or antifa
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-12
Lol ๐.
1 Hielthebern 2018-02-12
Surely all of those losers are gone by now.
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
Is this really heelthebern?
1 Hielthebern 2018-02-12
I have no idea who or what you are talking about...
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-12
So you're not u/Hielthebern of the Hielthebern Gaming Forums?
1 Hielthebern 2018-02-12
:(
1 rewind45 2018-02-12
Can i be a jewdank beta orbiter?
1 riemann1413 2018-02-12
idk ask her fam
1 rewind45 2018-02-12
Can you do it for me? Im a little shy.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-02-12
I unironically defended her southpark effortpost. Though I haven't seen a single photo of her at that time and did it purely because she seemed a nice enough person (by this subreddit's standards anyways) and also because I lowkey enjoyed that shit actually.
1 menvaren 2018-02-12
It was so awful, but she did seem to be trying to make friends here for about ten minutes.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-02-12
By pretending that she doesn't care and trying to suck up to the bullies, like bullied kids usually do. It was awful, but because you people were awful to her :(
1 menvaren 2018-02-12
It was awful because it was horribly unfunny, but I agree that she got more shit over it than was warranted.
1 alphetasauce 2018-02-12
I would just repeatedly compliment her bhole. She never really said anything funny, but she tried so hard so I wanted to give her a pat on the head. Never got laid from it though.
1 geraldo42 2018-02-12
The south park post was cringey af but I defended her a fair bit on other stuff. She may be a shitty person but she's not as shitty as your average /r/drama user. The constant moralizing performed by this subreddit to justify the threats and everything else got real old. Sure, she's a narcissistic substance abusing catty bitch but so is everyone else. She fit right in on this subreddit and caused massive tantrums all over reddit. /r/drama isn't about punishing 'bad' people. It's about drama and the fucking crusade to make her atone for her sins was far cringier than anything she ever posted. Want to punish shitty people? Maybe look around first, glance at the mod team and the /r/drama power users.
1 alphetasauce 2018-02-12
Seems like you got a good soap box speech going. Go ahead and spill the beans and tell us who the real shitty people are. Don't be a tease
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-02-12
/u/geraldo42 is 100% tease. He never makes me cum.
1 Mcfillher 2018-02-12
YOU! You fucking bitch
1 alphetasauce 2018-02-12
Says /u/Mcfillher, aka a cheap whore who services lines of desperate uggos. Do you do drive through bjs?
1 geraldo42 2018-02-12
Most of the really shitty stuff is super personal and I don't want to be a dick but know that one of the mods lost his virginity to an SRD mod. If you want to talk about fucked up people that's pretty far up there. Some of the users are real pieces of work too. Possibly the single most transphobic user on /r/drama, a guy who constantly talks about how trans people are mentally ill, is actually a trans man. We have our fair share of degenerate drug users and former escorts too.
1 alphetasauce 2018-02-12
How do you actually find this stuff out? Do you just hang out in the discord all day?
1 geraldo42 2018-02-12
Discord blows but I've been around a while. We also used to have an active IRC channel that I used. In my defense /r/drama users were slightly more likable back then.
1 alphetasauce 2018-02-12
I don't know how you keep up with all the alts. I've been around for about three years, and I still can't keep track of people.
1 geraldo42 2018-02-12
I don't. I only remember the people I knew from IRC + a few of the most active posters. Everyone else kind of blurs together.
1 Fucking_Christ 2018-02-12
who is this
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-02-12
Lol, the best part about this comment is that it is literally 100% true.
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-12
Hell, I'm half furry
1 OsseousAnnulment 2018-02-12
Honestly the only thing I can really fault her for 100% is that markets herself as a PAWG. Other than that she's really no worse than the rest of this place.
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
I unironically agree 100%
1 TheModsAreGayNazis 2018-02-12
For example?
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
Naw, if I start spilling shit about people, they'll start spilling about me
1 TheModsAreGayNazis 2018-02-12
I highly doubt you matter.
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ not willing to find out tbh
1 TheModsAreGayNazis 2018-02-12
Boring
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
there are rumors one mod fucked another mod to get their modship, and that said mod is unironic prostitute, but again, those are unprovable rumors
1 TheModsAreGayNazis 2018-02-12
Already know that. What else you got?
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
idk man go join the discord server if you want personal shit
1 TheModsAreGayNazis 2018-02-12
No
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
What, you don't like NEETs and histrionic, never-passing trannies?
1 TheModsAreGayNazis 2018-02-12
No
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-02-12
Same
1 ActuallyToiracse 2018-02-12
Ahhh... good times.
1 nmx179 2018-02-12
Spectacular
1 MasterLawlz 2018-02-12
The only time I interacted with her was to say โif only Jewdank could take criticism like she can take a dickโ but I was proud of that tbh
1 siskonaut 2018-02-12
That facefucking vid was inspiring af.
1 Pedigreelover69 2018-02-12
It inspired me to take a nap, for sure. I never knew dick sucking could be so boring.
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-02-12
More like a drooljob.
1 loperetti 2018-02-12
Blowjobs have changed. I don't want my dick spit on, its rude.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-02-12
I was proud for you.
1 rewind45 2018-02-12
Fuck you, that shit was hilarious. Pure gold. We need more catfights on r/drama.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-02-12
Those were also the days of the many alts, good times
1 Sheepdank 2018-02-12
Bahhh
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
oh wow hey there! Haven't seen you in forever! Isn't Jewdank's dad floating around here somewhere too?
1 Sheepdank 2018-02-12
Bahhh
1 jewdanksdad 2018-02-12
I'm just happy my dear daughter is back to her old popular self again!
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-12
Oh shit, that tat just proves Major League Hoeing is a real thing! Huh, TIL!
1 subpoutine 2018-02-12
Jewdank? Nah. Pros get paid.
1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-12
How much would it cost me to dress you up in this and fart in your face while reading Mein Kampf aloud?
1 OldOrder 2018-02-12
How dare you, she is a marketing genius tm
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-02-12
She and Darqwolf should get together, they'd be unstoppable
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-02-12
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
1 Mamalgam 2018-02-12
wtf is this gussy shit in my drama
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
You must be new if you don't know who Jewdank is
1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-12
Someone ban this boi
1 DUTCH_DUTCH_DUTCH 2018-02-12
jewdank's gussy is an honorary bussy
1 OldOrder 2018-02-12
Insulting the literal queen of drama in /r/DramaAlert
boi smh
1 You-Key-Oh-Me-She-Ma 2018-02-12
Jewdank, like jewdanks herpes, always comes back.
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-02-12
Probably matter too much. I give her a month and a half before she disappears again. Sadly we are well past the days of jewdank's prime.
1 2Cthulhu4Scthulhu 2018-02-12
The real shame will be if she disappears without a good spergout.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-12
I'm pretty sure that won't happen
1 Postsinrussian 2018-02-12
/u/McDewjank wouldnt do that to us
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-12
I checked her private subreddit and she posted twice in the last two weeks, each time saying she's not sticking around
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
did she say she wasn't sticking around? I saw a couple posts but not that part
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-12
Yeah she answered someone in the comments saying she wouldn't be regularly posting
It's probably for the best. She's a little addled
1 menvaren 2018-02-12
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-02-12
Based upon the limited information I have, I'm pretty sure she's generally kinda sticky. Probably not for the best reasons.
1 Oxus007 2018-02-12
week and a half*
1 Dreamincolr 2018-02-12
Was there ever a prime
1 Chicup 2018-02-12
Still would, though that tattoo is a warcrime.
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-02-12
Girls are for fags
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-02-12
Close the tattoo parlors, aesthetics war now!
1 MG87 2018-02-12
I thought she OD'd!
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
I thought she got murdered and dismembered by noodles pretending to be /u/riemann1413
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-02-12
candid photo of the suspect
1 BangersAndMash98 2018-02-12
He can't keep getting away with it!
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
No it's /u/wholesomedramauser
1 WholesomeDramaUser 2018-02-12
PLZ no doxx
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
Don't worry I'm not kk
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-02-12
How does he keep getting away with it???
1 Jrook 2018-02-12
Looks like Tony Stark if he was born in Oklahoma and a fan of nysnc
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-02-12
with a box of scraps!
1 gives-out-hugs 2018-02-12
Not enough dog collar
1 MG87 2018-02-12
Thats not how you spell /u/Onitan
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-12
I have to admit: I made that shit up but I'm so glad it got around
1 MG87 2018-02-12
Is it weird I'm kind of disappointed now?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-12
my sincerest apologies
1 MG87 2018-02-12
I mean yeah I would feel bad for her if she had ODed, but at least we wouldnt see any more jewdank posts.
1 Lunarpeach 2018-02-12
I was sad I would never witness this in my lifetime
1 Dankfan 2018-02-12
Wow, a bunch of fat neckbeards all salty that Reddit's true queen returned.
Sarahxxx and bbypoco on suicide watch rn.
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-12
The alts are activated!
1 subpoutine 2018-02-12
someone ping her former โroommateโ
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-12
/u/misterjewdank how is life?
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
/u/dankmate
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-02-12
Isn't the Asian chick actually really hot? Sarah and jewdank not so much.
1 Dankfan 2018-02-12
She's ok, but always has that same stupid pose in on the bed in front of the window.
Certainly not making nearly the same strides to advance the erotic community of Reddit as bae does โคโก๐
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-02-12
When you're hot you don't need to try as hard.
It's why there's no porn of super hot chicks getting ass fucked while handcuffed and getting their heads dunked in the toilet.
1 Dankfan 2018-02-12
If you're referring to her /r/blacktears post, a woman putting such commitment into pleasing her man that she will persevere through pain and discomfort is certainly something to be celebrated rather than ashamed of.
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-02-12
Lol.
Uh yeah there is. Max Hardcore had some hotties.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-02-12
Link
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-02-12
Max-hardcore.com
1 Odemdemz98 2018-02-12
Sarah is a babe, stfu.
1 menvaren 2018-02-12
She doesn't show her face, correct? The ones who don't show their face are invariably disappointing when they do.
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
hi Jewdank, or maybe /u/heelthebern
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-02-12
"Dankfan"
Make your alts less visible you dumb cunt. Sarahxxx is as used up as you are and who is that other cunt even?
1 Dankfan 2018-02-12
Is it really so far fetched that one of the most prolific and successful posters on this site, especially one who engages the community so well, has someone who admires their work?
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-02-12
So successful and prolific that you ragequit 4-ish times already. 180 day gaps don't look good for "content" creators.
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
no but the likelihood of you just happening to stumble upon this post is close to zero. Your account hasn't been used in a year, and you want to act surprised when people accuse you of being an alt? k
1 Dankfan 2018-02-12
Ah or perhaps I saw she was making a return and subscribed to drama, knowing that it wouldn't be long before she was relentlessly attacked by the army of trolls.
1 PussMonster- 2018-02-12
y lie tho?
1 strathmeyer 2018-02-12
They're called 'delusions of grandeur' and you should ask your mental health worker about them.
I've never been so good at something that I couldn't do it.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-12
Hahah welcome back Bern
1 Dankfan 2018-02-12
I'm not this Bern guy people keep bringing up, but at least someone in here is a little welcoming.
Thanks! ๐ค
1 GetHisWallet 2018-02-12
Alright so tell us the story. Lets hear your side. I'm game.
Here's how it looks for options right now:
Story A: You stopped using Reddit when Jewdank left and you've just been sitting around, waiting for her return. Upon some sort of notification (maybe she has a website or a newsletter, I dont know) of her return, you decided it's time to fire Reddit back up. However you knew this would lead to some shit, so you immediately started browsing drama threads, prepared to defend her honor, and you inevitably discovered this thread, and here we are. You chose to do this before even commenting on her own submission or a welcome back message or anything.
Or...
Story B: You're Jewdank, and known to have a bunch of alts, even using one of your original alts as your primary account now. That account received one or more summons from people in this thread, but rather than address them directly, you logged into this alt account of yours and LARP'd as a devoted fan.
Now it appears you're going with Story A, so feel free to correct details as I have written it.
1 d-amazo 2018-02-12
or maybe you are the troll and drama is, once again, falling for obvious bait
1 Dankfan 2018-02-12
Jig's up!
1 d-amazo 2018-02-12
i respect the hustle fam
1 MG87 2018-02-12
Ugh and here I thought The_Donald posters were delusional.
1 MG87 2018-02-12
"I dont think of you at all."
1 Rith2 2018-02-12
eww what a flat ass fucking wypipo
1 DJ_Llama 2018-02-12
This is what they consider a fat ass
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-02-12
Dead sub filled with cream cheese hoes, ew.
1 TFWnoLTR 2018-02-12
It looks like lines are drawn on to make it look not flat.
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-02-12
not just gussy, but mayo gussy.
fucking degenerates.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-12
/u/MCDewJank pls come home bb. We missed u
1 Hielthebern 2018-02-12
The only time you've ever "missed" her is when you accidentally cum beside the picture of her that you scotch-tape to your wife.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-12
I prefer my women much larger tyvm
Also is this really Bern? How many alts are you operating rn?
1 Hielthebern 2018-02-12
You prefer your women much larger... or only much larger women will settle for you?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-12
If this was the real Bern, he'd know
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-02-12
How's it going, Bern? What are you up to nowadays?
1 The_SaltLife 2018-02-12
Who the fuck is she
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-12
She's the OG. /u/jewdank google it. She's going to build a multimillion dollar empire
1 The_SaltLife 2018-02-12
She looks like one of the millions of other girls who showcase their bare naked bodies online for self gratification.
Pass
1 sheepcat87 2018-02-12
Passing on the drama motherload in /r/drama cuz she not up to your jerk off standards woo boy
1 Hielthebern 2018-02-12
I'm gonna have buy a goddamn pallet of Armor Polish...
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-02-12
Her friends' boots are nice.
1 micro-brews-therin 2018-02-12
https://imgur.com/COIA8WZ
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-02-12
I missed her! Time for some good old-fashioned jewdank drama. Nostalgia!
1 Pastelitomaracucho 2018-02-12
What happened to her ass๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
1 JumbledFun 2018-02-12
woof her hairline is receding in a major way. Wonder what drugs she's become addicted to for such a crazy change like that
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-12
christ thats just sad
i mean everything about jewdank is sad, but still
1 JumbledFun 2018-02-12
be that as it may, what drugs you think she's on though? She always seemed like such a spaz to me and stringy gross hair that falls out comes with a meth addiction, so I'm betting on meth
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-12
with that kinda tattoo on her ass? yes, of course it's meth
1 daiyuesen 2018-02-12
Getting a trashy tattoo on your ass isn't normal, but on meth it is.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-02-12
Testosterone causing male pattern baldness? Notice the shadow of the moustache.
But why would she use it?!
1 Jrook 2018-02-12
I legit must have face blindness because I swore she looked different.
1 JumbledFun 2018-02-12
Meth addiction doesn't treat the body nicely. Right /u/dankfan? You should stay away from that shit, nobody wants to look at a scabby cam whore
1 DarthMagnus88 2018-02-12
R/trashyporn granted still better than most posts on the that subreddit but that is where this belongs.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-12
MOMMY ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
1 Strictlybutters 2018-02-12
Yeah that works
1 capitan_tomate 2018-02-12
Can anyone give me a quick rundown on jewdank?
1 ExterminateWhiteMen 2018-02-12
She's a retard who seeks validation from literal incels. Her delusions of grandeur make her think she's popular and well liked for some reason, despite being ugly as fuck.
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-02-12
narcissistic gonewild poster who gets involved in a shit ton of internet drama, has the NBA logo tattooed on her butt, and used to be an /r/drama mod.
1 shallowm 2018-02-12
Here are a few threads that might help:
Who is jewdank and why is she all over the drama subs?
What's with all the hate towards u/Jewdank?
Multiple times I've seen drama concerning a NSFW poster u/jewdank hit the front page. What is going between her u/scrandle u/teenage_waistband and u/thediggitydank?
I checked /u/Jewdank's account and it appears to be deleted. When did this happen and what led up to it?
Recap of the snallygaster/jewdank drama. Are they the same person? Will jewdank start her own successful mail-order paper mache business? Does snallygaster sit outside jewdank's window and sift through her trash? These questions will not be answered!
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-12
rothschilds bow to jewdank,
in contact with aliens,
rumoured to possess arcane sexual abilities,
controls new jersey with an iron fist,
owns dildos and alts all over the world,
direct descendant of Traci Lords
first designer babies will be Jewdank babies
said to have 200+ IQ๏ปฟ
1 Prysorra 2018-02-12
I'm sad I knew this would be about jewdank just from the title.
1 ThisCatMightCheerYou 2018-02-12
Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).
I am a bot. use !unsubscribetosadcat for me to ignore you.
1 Prysorra 2018-02-12
I'm sad
1 ThisCatMightCheerYou 2018-02-12
Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).
I am a bot. use !unsubscribetosadcat for me to ignore you.
1 Prysorra 2018-02-12
I'm sad I'm sad I'm sad I'm sad
1 ThisCatMightCheerYou 2018-02-12
Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).
I am a bot. use !unsubscribetosadcat for me to ignore you.
1 Prysorra 2018-02-12
I'm sad
1 kris_1313 2018-02-12
too bad I don't have popcorn
1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2018-02-12
That reminds me, what happened to that pound cake person?
1 Pedigreelover69 2018-02-12
Does she still owe regards money for not providing noodz or was that settled?
1 Denny_Craine 2018-02-12
The prophecies are true!
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-02-12
Here is to hoping she sticks around enough to have one of her jewdank moments
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-02-12
Blocked.
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-02-12
lol jfc
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-12
More like Ewdank amirite?
1 godofdae 2018-02-12
What does the banner tattoo say?
1 a_jill_sandwich 2018-02-12
She pretending to be bi now?
1 a_jill_sandwich 2018-02-12
1 _Petronius 2018-02-12
Why is this pancake ass slut always trying to post on pawg subs?
Also she looks like she smells.
1 betazoom78 2018-02-12
Ulfric could it be true, the legends?
1 BasedRubby 2018-02-12
so cute ๐๐๐
1 thebrokenbell 2018-02-12
u/Pussmonster is raking in mad karma.