Sadiq Khan gives green light for giant Donald Trump ‘angry baby’ to fly over Parliament during President's UK visit

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Well, the second dog was almost as big an emotional roller coaster as the first. I felt dirty for "cheating" on Max, who is now more of a "husband" in my heart than my ex ever was.

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Incredibly poignant.

What a leader.

What kind of a leader gets this petty? Unlike our God emperor trump

Do you understand that it's not his project? It's the campaigners who are doing this, and it was the job of mayor's office to answer to that request.

Yeah, what a leader, doing his job and following the law.

Pls God let Daddy cancel his visit to the UK via a 3.30 am tweet due to this.

EDIT: lol r/T_D is already salty about it

/u/RlzJohnnyM your mom should have put you on an abortion list.

The salt is in this thread right now 😂

> No need to take it down. Salute it when it passes by, or whip out a Trump flag, or put on a MAGA hat, or just say "thank God Hillary didn't win". We live in a great timeline folks.

Grade A salt

cryingbehindmask.jpg

posts furiously about not having salt

im furiously hot fer ya boi pussy, gurl

I thought so too

Low effort seriousposts and angry mayos defending their dear leader, if I was a mod I'd ban all t_d and CA posters for this tbhwq

And miss all the drama? Lololol no pls. Them coming here and sperging is amazing.

The best here is when some of the local want to agree with them so the meta drama begin.

Ed r u still a mod? I’m thinking of doing a post on the MDE Question

No. Sadly my reign came to an end when i started asking questions that were never supposed to be asked and saw things in the moderation log that were never supposed to see the light of day. There are powerful forces at work here living in the shadows. Tread carefully.

Get the story to joe rogan he's so chill.

Snappy figured you out, huh?

Come on now we aren’t all that bad, they just need to keep the agenda posts to minimum and they need to be really good drama content. MDE posters are another story

Yea you're decent and so are a few others, but Jesus look at this thread.

Tbh a literal hate balloon means at least some salty people were productive

Well when Pink Floyd tried something similar it broke free at least twice before they managed to get a photo of it. And they had a lot more resources and expertise with this kind of thing.

Chances are there will be no need to "take it down", it will break free of its moorings and blow away and end up deflated in some farmer's field in Kent. Or it will end up crashing or getting tangled in something in London and injuring a bunch of people.

Either would be excellent for Dramacoin.

I am ready for the Balloon of Peace

Inshallah.

allah willing it descends into a muslim neighborhood

Antifa protest injures dozens.

Think of the headlines if it breaks free

Or it will end up crashing or getting tangled in something in London and injuring a bunch of people.

god that would rule so hard

/u/Markashian I thought you guys made fun of the Libs for being triggered? Why so afraid of a blowup orange man?

Afraid? I just like the idea of popping a £16,000 balloon.

you’d pay UK$16,000 + air fare to pop a balloon?

I live in the UK. It would cost me about £20 to get to London to pop that balloon.

i bet you wont film it and post it here

why are you so salty about this balloon if you don't even live in the United States

Because if it had been any other President it would have been declined.

almost like people really don't like the guy

So?

He has less emotional maturity then "libs". And is easily triggered by other countries politics. But his ego is too big to admit that.

you fucking yuropoor degenerate piece of filth, you should have slid past your mothers rotten teeth.

I'm not salty, but damn, popping that balloon would cause uber drama

Go do it. Just know you'll probably go to prison, this being the UK and all.

But maybe you can get a balloon-popping license?

I'm not in the uk. But I wouldn't do it to get caught, for sure

Oh lol should have read the usernames. I thought you were /u/Markashian

/u/Markashian is saying they live in the UK but now you're saying you don't? Forgive me for my cynicism but this story is sounding a bit suspicious.

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Utter confusion - the hallmark retreat of the guilty!

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Limey, but not a london limey

Caring this much about a floating hood ornament in a different city involving a politician that doesn't represent you

Imagine being such a cuck that you worship the president from a country that violently seperated from your own.

lmfao

Destroying property is bad except when the people who own the property are being rude to a politician I like

With what? Didn't the UK ban pointy objects yet?

Calm down antifa, that's destruction of property.

lol r/T_D is already salty about it

> 27 comments in 2 hours with 17,000 people currently online

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Of course, t_d has a thick skin just like daddy

That's practically all their posts. Most of the bots aren't built for commenting.

DDF ASSEMBLE!

DRUMF

We call him daddy here, please respect our culture.

ignoring stuff that makes them mad

Lol at you coping this hard for them

TDcel

Oh! That's why you're the knight in shining armor lol

And yet they're getting mad right in this very thread 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

All I see are comments like this.

😂 wow, a 48 upvoted post in a sub that gets 7k+ posts over the same two hour period. You really got them good.

I don't think you know what salt really is, should we revisit the SCOTUS retiring post?

Most of the people there like it

We'll just shoot it down with our guns ez

Every time I read the fucking word folks I want to rip my skin off.

The tweet has to be filled with insulting Britian, how they are awful and somehow mentioning the revolutionary war and losing.

Every time I’m hoping that stupidity and pure autism of American Presidency would float around for at least a day, a character from Dumb & Dumber movie comes along to remind us why was Orange Pinocchio elected in the first place.

I’m 10,00 miles from London and have nothing to do with this but I feel embarrassed…

The art style is the biggest crime in all of this imo. If it were much more grotesque and horrifying then this would have been great.

That's because they are being unironic about it.

Bottom of the bottom...

Timing was bad too. They shouldn't have told anyone before actually doing it, then there would have been a lovely element of surprise to it.

If your embarrassed about something you didn’t do, and you had no say in, your a faggot

It's an expression...

Way more important, than dealing with the crime problem.

Why do people always say things like this? This doesn't effect anybodies ability to deal with a crime problem.

yeah, I do agree.. however this race to the bottom by the progressives of bligthy is heaps fun to watch. Way to show daddy how a real petulant brat behaves!

Well because violent crime has skyrocketed under his tenure. So much so that he was forced to completely u-turn on his 'stop and search' policy.

Yes, signing permission for a Drumpf blimp probably didn't take a vast amount of time out of his day, but people are angry at him for the state London is currently in so it's understandable that they don't like to see him doing frivolous bullshit.

Article didnt say anything about Khan even signing permission for it. To quote the article "His city operations team have met with the organisers and have given them permission to use Parliament Square Garden as a grounding point for the blimp."

The appropriate arm of the city government met with protestors to make sure things went well and arrange appropriate accommodations. If you want to try and pivot a debate to protect Daddy, read the article first.

The article is from The Sun. And also repeatedly states that Khan is supportive of the protest. I wouldn't use it as a particularly authoritative source of the inner workings of his office...

The Sun is pretty right wing tho (except for supporting Tony in 1997, but that was an exception).

murdoch supports whoever he thinks will win, so he can then have influence over them

Yeah The Sun supported Labour (Sadiq's party) for a long time.

Nothing you said invalidates his argument.

ew you actually READ the article?

On top of that, encouraging people to protest against a foreign leader is asking for confrontation and tacit approval of bad behavior - unless we're pretending these protests aren't going to deliberately violate half of the exceptions that aren't covered under freedom of expression.

At the very least, there's going to be security for the protesters that would better serve the public rounding up butter knives.

That's such a stretch we could have a lot more police on the streets if we didn't protect politicians either you dumb fuck

All the police can do is ignore anyone speaking English, this is a problem with politicians (in this case, a senior official so bussyblasted he's encouraging protesters against the highest ranking official of a close ally) which is why my comment was clearly pointed in that direction.

A lot of people approve it - so what’s the point that something like you thinks it has? Moron

You realise the crime surge is country wide and is being mostly blamed on the Conservative goverment if reducing police funding right?

The increased murder rate, acid attacks and scooter attacks are largely confined to London.

The city that makes up a sixth of the population?

What's your point? London has its own metropolitan police force. It has its own culture and criminal gangs. There's more to the UK than just London...

My point is if you're saying 'this only affects London' then you're basically saying 'this only affects about 17% of the population.' You're also wrong so there's that, but I don't fancy arguing crime stats with an MDE rapefugee.

Do you think that crime specific to California shouldn't be classed as such because it's the most populous US state?

I think California should secede from the union, it's the only sensible option. Lay some nukes down the San Andreas fault and just sail off into the ocean.

The city that *Sadiq Khan is responsible for.* Regardless of how big its population is.

Firm grasp of UK politics there, good insight. You've certainly given me a lot to think about.

*for which Sadiq Khan is responsible

illiteracy ...what does it even mean?

lmao nerd

The Conservative government introduce massive cuts to the police and retards like you blame the fucking labour mayor. Are you British?

Yeah those cuts happened while Boris Johnson was mayor, too.

Stopping "stop and search" was 100% on Sadiq.

but the crime spike also happened while Boris Johnson was mayor

Hey, we're correcting the record for daddy. Stop being a meanie-bo-feanie

Mental retardation

Mass stabbing issues...drumpf inflatable.

By all means do the Drumpf thing but seriously that knife problem won’t solve itself.

And we are not even mentioning people saying mean things on the internet.

The sporks are next.

Pry it from my cold dead, cole slaw covered hands, libtard.

I would use a butter knife to pry it from your hands, but that might get me arrested mate.

knife problem

Let's compare the gun problem in the USA to the "knife problem" in the UK

London has a higher crime rate than NYC.

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That article is only about those two months. And only about murder.

Sorry, sweetie, you need to try harder.

I mean it also literally says the London murder rate is less than NY murder rate🤔

(Except when it's not.)

Are you retarded? The London population is less than the NYC population 😂 so if anything, per capita rate of crimes would be lower for London

Not to mention I specifically mentioned the 'murder rate'

Except the conversation is about general crime, and not murder.

You're really bad at this, sweaty.

Then why did you mention about per capita rates? 🤔🤔

Then why did you mention about per capita rates instead of correcting me then?

You might be replying to the wrong person, honeychild. I never mentioned per capita.

Crime rate means per capita

Holy shit, you are actually retarded 😂😂

Crime rate means per capita

Crime per capita means per capita.

Crime rate means the raw number of crimes committed without factoring in anything else.

Honey, why are you so bad at this?

This is like shitamericanssay material. Ffs, please look it up before getting into any discussion. We're not even the same page, you 70 IQ retard

Resorting to name calling is rude, sweetie.

We're all sassy POC sisters of color here. Get rid of that internalized misogyny.

The murican retard now tries to divert from the fact that he had no clue what he was talking about

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I'm assuming you're talking about yourself?

anarchism poster

Kill yourself

That was because it was a post linked here, gussy lover.

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Couldn't resist going to anarchism😂😂

Who are you quoting, sweetie?

To the stable genius who doesn't know what per capita is. This is why sharia needs to be implemented

I never said per capita, sweetie.

Keep going candypants, watching you flail around is almost as much fun as watching Hillary shit her pants and fall down stairs. Careful with that spork Nigel!

The drumptard is now angry because his god emperor is being made fun of

Keep going candypants

devavrata17 would like to see you in his office

In the free world we gave up on per capita based stats, because its too easy to hide lies within the ratio. A ratio of a population includes children and the elderly, who are much less likely to commit crimes. This leads to gross inaccuracy. Population-based rates fail to take into account variations in risk. To address these problems, criminologists have increasingly been developing measure of hazard rates, which are simply the number of events relative to the amount of time a population is exposed to the risk.

let's ignore per capita and just take the absolute number of crimes into accounts because per capita is not perfect

Imagine being this retarded

Crime per capita means per capita.

Lmao, are you really that dumb?

R A T E

You cant even post without hiding behind a burner account. Your behavior is pathetic, and why you cant be trusted to own weapons. Enjoy the fuck out of Londonistan though! And by all means, express yourself freely via the American built internet. You can thank us later, like when you're done eating that bowl of steak with a spoon.

T. 56% American mutt

And by all means, express yourself freely via the American built internet

WWW (what we are using) is invented by a Brit in Switserland.

WWW is one small layer of the internet. People were using the internet before WWW was around. You're using the internet right now.

Did I really need to point that out? I thought it was obvious. WWW is the fun part of the internet though.

You'd think it was obvious, but if you took a survey in the UK about who was most responsible for the internet, my guess is that nearly all of them would say Tim Berners Lee and probably none would mention Vint Cerf.

A lot of people don't seem to understand the difference. Anyway, it's like someone mentioned "you're using a computer" and you responded "I'm using firefox", so it was unclear if you were disagreeing. Not that I'm supporting the stupid statements made by the other guy, just pointing some things that people annoyingly often get wrong.

No, just sweaty.

It's pronounced "sweaty," sweaty

London has a much smaller gun crime rate. It’s comically smaller and yet Americans can’t figure it out.

London has a much smaller gun crime rate.

New York has a much smaller acid attack crime rate. It's comically larger and yet Bongistanis can't figure it out.

Is it smaller or larger?

New York is larger than London, as you said.

Are you just larping as a retard, or is this a real thing for you?

Is the rate smaller or larger? Your comment is confusing.

Americans don't get acid thrown in their faces though.

For a specific time period of a whole 2 months😭😭😭

Yeah but thats now.

well, they did lol

NYC doesn’t even have the highest crime rate in New York anymore though, so that’s not much of an achievement. It’s not like it’s rthe 90s

NYC has gun control.

Somebody's never lived near NYC and thinks that matters.

lol you were just posting Minecraft like a year ago so I bet you haven’t either, not in any way that matters, child.

???? Jesus how many pages did you go back for that? But the amount of people in this area with illegal guns is staggering. They're really, really, really easy to get.

So does Chicago but it’s a shithole.

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You mean that "Good people" can't use knives as well as cars to wipe out their political opposition?

This is why we need Sharia law, so that wiping out the mayos will be legal.

Check the national numbers, NYC is a lot safer than it used to be

I don’t read either?

But what does US gun control have to do with the mayor of London, my serious posting friend?

The American mutts have no high ground here, my pseudo radical centrist friend

Cringe Anarchist poster has no high ground here.

Roll back to that cesspit.

This. I'm willing to take one for the team and start a petition to ban all CringeAnarchy rapefugees

%?

Nobody is taking the high ground. Just because people in Ethiopia are hungry, doesnt mean we cant talk about a famine in Venezuela. A problem in one nation does not make a problem in another irrelevant.

Yes, /r/drama is the right place to talk about your (((problems)))

But if a ethiopian was smug about the famine in venezuela people would call them out too.

If the Ethiopian is starving because of the regional issues and problems that have plagued the place since antiquity and the Venezuelan is starving because of a failed ideology and the discussion is on ideology, and Venezuela doesn't have an extensive history of famine I think the Ethiopian has the high ground , don't you?

No.

RAPEFUGEES NEED TO GO BACK TO CRINGEANARCHY.

Just a spinal reaction that Europeans get when forced to think critically. Its just nerves.

Europeans

just about the UK being retarded like ususal

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Thinking critically is something more of you burgers should try.

the exact same thing that parade balloons have to do with acid stabbings

Acid stabbing?

Fuck that sounds metal.

It’s no coincidence. metal is how Europeans cope with historically low murder rates.

We're talking about London, not the UK as a whole.

London's crime rate currently is unacceptable. And higher than NYC's. You can read this from other sources than Breitbart and Infowars.

The point is none of any other two month periods surpassed New York for murders...

So when NYC surpassed London every other time, it was different? 🤔

What are you even trying to argue?

I'm saying that the mutts have no moral right over this when most of the year, they have had higher crime rates.

In NYC, liberal shithole so bad they thought it wasgoing to become a prison camp in the 90s where the presidents daughter gets kidnapped by angry gangs. Shit at this point the warriors would have lower crime.

The point is

That's an interesting way of acknowledging that your previous comment was wrong.

i find it funny that people tout that old “higher than NYC” stat like it’s an achievement in this day and age.

NYC’s crime rate isn’t that high anymore, it’s not even in our top 20. Hell, it’s not even the crime capital of New York, that’d be Buffalo

Yeah but Buffalo is a shithole - if you lived there you would want to stab somebody too.

Is DiBlasio spendibg his time okaying a giant „angry May“ balloons?

Can this please be a thing?

No, because there is no petition currently for that, as the majority of Americans have no fucking idea who Theresa May actually is. But you should go ahead and totally do it, that'll show em!

Because the UK hasn’t been important or relevant in like 70 years.

Why should he if nobody is demanding it. What’s up with the retarded Trump pigs and their lack of logic?

America would also never do that.

People are confused because Brits are often portrayed as classier than us in our media. Americans who haven't traveled don't get how trashy you guys actually are.

Imagine being so sensitive that a balloon is considered trashy.

balloons are pretty trashy in general honestly

honestly i think that “classiness” might play a small role in there not being any British politicians that are widely despised in America

And the main reason people hate Khan is because he is muslim. It's not like ameritards have any understanding of his politics.

Typical triggered European, driven into a nationalistic rage and "bu- bu- bu- America!" when even slightly forced to think about their own problems.

Lay an egg.

Typical American magatard who can't stand getting daddy insulted. It's almost like you retards can dish but can't take.

Again, the raving European lashing out, creating a false narrative and an imaginary enemy.

I sometimes wonder if you guys are even humans. I think the Soviets and Americans dosed the water big time after the world wars or did some genetic modification or something, nothing else explains it.

The times are gone sweeto. The only purpose of (((Hitler))) was to set a chain of effects that would eventually make based Merkel the ruler of the free world. You are a 56% tard so inshallah in the future, you are going to become a minority anyway

inshallah the white race shall end in flame.

Are spren considered white? I don't believe this was ever addressed.

Honestly I was thinking shitloads of primary colors. Either that or brown, Sanderson is super into brown people (inshallah, he shall lead the way into the mayocide)

He also captures the awkwardness that is mayo conversation.

TBF, I don't think he does this intentionally.

Eh whatever he’s got some good books. Ironically the nominal way of Kings isn’t even my favorite of his

I'm not disputing that. I just think dialogue is (by far) his weakest point.

The example I like to use is Vin's first magic lesson vs Nynaeve's first magic lesson. The purpose of both chapters is to explain magic to the reader. However, the former is incredibly week, while the latter is memorable, and that all comes down to the quality of the dialogue.

Oh good lord you and I are in full agreement. His dialogue is, while not bad; not good either. Also colour me curious about how my name got recognized in /r/drama of all places

I unironically love Audible. 15 AUD a book isn't exactly cheap, but the average book is ~20 hours, and the narration on anything written in the past 25 years is usually very high quality. I've just finished Blood Song, which far exceeded my expectations, and started World War Z, which is on track to do the same.

As for hanging out here, what can I say? I like laughing at stupid people.

Agreed. As for your choice of books, WWZ unabridged is excellent. Seriously almost movie quality. Blood song is also great and the series itself kinda levels off but is still quite enjoyable. I've listened to a shitload of audiobooks and read probably a medium libraries worth so I suppose I'm a bit of an authority.

I'm steering well clear of any sequels to Blood Song, at least for the time being, for exactly that reason.

Tell me, is it just me, or is Name of the Wind massively overrated?

Hmm, I'm not exactly objective since I read the damn thing for the first time just about around release. Same with WMF. I feel like the hype that people have built around it would make any book overrated, regardless of how good it actually is. As for those books, I heartily enjoyed them, and still do. They're excellent, but not the biblically defining literature some people think apparently.

That said I've reread both probably > 5-6 times

I listened to it solely on the basis of its >4.5 goodreads score. When I finished it, I went back and read some of those reviews.

The way people seem to react to it is fascinating. If you read some reviews of it, about 4/5 people will say something to the effect of "Okay, there are books and then there are BOOKS!!! This is the best thing ever. 5/5.", and then the 5th will be "Holy mother of Gary Stu, what the hell is all the fuss about?".

I am curious to find out whether Kvothe really is awesome and amazing at everything, or whether he was full of shit the whole time. I don't think I can fairly judge the book until we learn which it is.

Aye yeah it can get really irritating. However that said I can read books either for the plot or the characters. In this case, a little of both. While yeah, he’s very much a Gary Stu, I’m also a fan of tragedies so I’m interested in seeing his great fall Achilles esque

People who call people "retards" as an insult in 2018.

Must be from over the pond lul

You must be new here, fatty

You tried lol

Lol not really

Who doesn't use "retard" as an insult in current year? Fuck off retard

Aren’t the pigs from the Donald being triggered over this and saying “ but but crime statistics. Pls not make balloon!!”?

Oh man Incelnation is smeared with their own shit screaming about "libtards" as a lifestyle choice, I don't expect anything less.

i don’t even know who this was meant to insult tbh

Typical triggered European

> whines about a balloon

tfw baloon is dank

It's not, so I wonder why people are so annoyed by it.

What is irony?

Why would you do that? Imagine thinking USA being bad excuses London being a complete shit hole relative to the rest of the country.

And there is barely any knife problem in the UK. It's primarily a London issue, specifically a black London issue. Even with all that London has to offer (and the country is London centric as fuck) natives are fleeing like their life depends on it.

There is literally nothing wrong with high T blacks committing crimes. Mayo men have low T but not as low as women, so they're in between. Do we blame them?

I'm up to my eyeballs in dbol faggot, meet me outside lidl carpark for a race war

race war

t. Guy who got cucked by his own race. Mayos are gonna be extinct soon anyway due to low breeding rates. Based liberals want mayocide and you far right retards can't get laid if your life depended on it. 😂😂😂

Inshallah, by Allah's grace, the infidels are too retarded to post a challenge. Allahu akbar!

i will veil fuck ur sister benchod

REEEEEEEEEE

meet me outside lidl carpark for a race war

Can you imagine being American and downvoting 'meet me outside lidl carpark for a race war'. Makes me want to white shariah and kill the continent

No, I can't because I'm not an American. And I don't argue with a street shitting sub human pajeet about this 😂😂

Neither am i big gay. ingerland all day mush

If only those "London Blacks" were civilized and used Dodge Chargers and Ryder vans full of explosives instead of knives! Oh how free we would be!

Imagine being this much of a faggot. Should I make it clearer for you Abdul? White regions of the UK are great places to live. Places with poc are terrible and on the whole revolting and unsafe

Go invent a new math theorem to explain why its not true u liberal dog

Tfw nobody fucking likes you and you only exist because greedy capitalist jews have forced you on an unwilling native population so they can make a few extra shekels

z faggot. Leave British issues to the Brits u yank mut

The knife problem in the UK isn't the amount of stabbings it has. The knife problem in the UK is officials being ridiculous and trying to remove useful tools from people.

Stuff like this or when a judge says:

he said: “I would urge all those with any role in relation to knives - manufacturers, shops, the police, local authorities, the government - to consider preventing the sale of long pointed knives, except in rare, defined, circumstances, and replacing such knives with rounded ends.

That is the "knife problem" in the UK.

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Im thinking if we let everyone buy knives people will solve it themselves!

I’m thinking we let them buy handguns. Let’s just let things work themselves out as God Smith&Wesson intended.

God made man, Sam Colt made them equal.

Are you an idiot? Of course he's working on the knife problem. This is the thing you NEETs don't get people can work on multiple things at a time. Solving knife crime is a tad bit more complicated than deciding if a protest should be allowed.

It's like me saying "mass shooting problem ...plays golf".

Are you an idiot? Of course he's working on the knife problem. This is the thing you NEETs don't get people can work on multiple things at a time. Solving knife crime is a tad bit more complicated than deciding if a protest should be allowed.

It's like me saying "mass shooting problem ...plays golf"

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/u/LightUmbra. In case bussy needs more quotes.

Make me famous you little bitch :)

Shhh sweety you’ve already made the pasta. You’re done now. Go gobble bait elsewhere.

Oh I see you have no reasonable comeback so you're deflecting. Typical Trump supporters. I bet you watch a lot of Jordan Peterson too don't you

Awww baby discovered ad hominem and strawman arguments, all in one go!

  1. Daddy is great in how thoroughly he upsets thin skinned whiteys like you.

  2. Memerson’s 15 minutes are up.

  3. Please go suck Mommy Clinton’s cunt some more. You just don’t have that puckered DSL look.

/u/LightUmbra. In case bussy needs more quotes.

Lol I’m guessing it was A4 paper that cut your fingertips

What? Are you having a breakdown?

Your name, idiot. You’re so thin skinned I’m guessing you chose a name after your greatest fear: quality paper.

Don't try to be funny you're bad at it

Pretty meh tbh

It's funny to watch them try though

Dude, making a huge balloon of Trump in a diaper isn't being 'triggered' it's called having fun. Lighten up and stop throwing logical fallacies around. I mean, people elected a total clown while at the same time thinking the next 4/8 years were going to be them triggering and laughing at the left. lol, no.

Hm? Paper boy was the triggered one.

Personally I preferred the Trump chicken. The man-baby trope is a bit worn at this point.

Paperboy was the triggered one.

Yes, but xe isn't the one who turned this post into a bunch of pearl-clutching about London crime statistics and knife attacks. None of our hands are clean in the drumpf balloon fiasco.

The man-baby trope is a bit worn at this point.

Agree to disagree. 😤

Awww baby discovered ad hominem and strawman arguments

lmao, someones upset

Wash your penis and clean your room faggot

Pretty meh tbh

"good people" on "both sides" of the knife/car/murder instrument of your choice

  • President Orange-u-tang

Are you an idiot?

Posts in T_D

Yes.. He is.

That explains so much

What exactly is he doing to stop the problem? Besides banning stop and search... then realising police needed stop and search and re implementing stop and search?

You need to tackle poverty, it's not his fault there are cuts across the country abd programs that reduce knife crime such as after school programs have been scrapped. Search and stop doesn't really hit the core of the problem

Of course he's working on the knife problem.

How?

Your experience matters so much doesn't it? You're just another loser on reddit leave the politics to the politicians

Your experience matters so much doesn't it?

Actually yes, it does. :-)

I know Daddy has made yall think multitasking is hard but it is possible to do two things at once

Well we already know Khan is part and parcelling the place so no one disputes his multitasking.

out of all the ways you could have flipped that phrase that has to be the most awkward

He has the best words.

Care to show us some of the things Khan has done recently to address the crime problems London is currently facing?

He's done a lot of things, you retard. He's done the best things.

They're bringing in tighter restrictions for sending knives through the post.

It's OK. It's part and parcel of living in a diverse city.

He has a solution to the knife problem: knife control. The problem is that people can bring in large knives from outside of London proper. The UK needs stricter regulations to keep knives of a certain length limited to butchers and chefs and those trained to handle them.

They really need to implement stricter knife control.

Proper licensing and training would go a long way. For example, you must be 17 to be allowed a steak knife in your possession, at home. Maybe around 56 be allowed a chefs knife.

A 9 year old might be entrusted with a butter knife, assuming they have a justifiable need for it to be used in the home.

It's not like america has social cohesion problems or you know gun violence.

drumpf thing will be aflop now that everyone knows it will happen.

hopefully CNN and BBC will still try to make a big deal out of it by sending 20 drones to cover it from all angles while pundits of all colors act surprised "wow look at this omg its not just us, they hate drumpf in UK too. Good save the Queen"

And while they cover tht story Drumpf and his boys will be doing other shady business. But flying baby Drumlf! 😣

needs more pixels

Less*

Need a high pixel count permit then mate.

libtards btfo xD

Thanks Obama.

Explain to me how your autistic brain connects not approving an inflatable balloon with reducing crime.

You are Going at it from opposite direction. He takes time to aprove this stuff but entirely ignores the crime thing, its question of What Mayor doing with his time.

You think the mayor of london is completely ignoring crime are you retarded

Yes but thats beside the point, Seriously Check this Muzzie.

Because saying, "Yes" obviously takes days.

Nothing says priorities like bothering about Inflatable Dicknugget while you have are one of Capitals of Rape, its not as bad as Stockholm or Malmo but its still fucked.

Nothing says being a dumbass in thinking that the time it took to say, "Yes" or sign their name would have impacted ANYTHING.

Dude, you are just stretching shit and trying to turn something that the time it took to approve has literally NO impact on anything beyond what was signed.

Seriously, stop being a fuckstick because your Daddy getting blasted by a group of Brits who raised money for a Donnie Baby Doll with real Peeing action.

its not as bad as Stockholm or Malmo but its still fucked.

Fuck I didn’t realise you guys still belived in the “rape capital of Europe” nonsense.

when all you read is Breitbart what else would you think

Oh Sorry i forgot American Samoa is now In First Place. My congratulations and sorry for offence.

Capitals of Rape

Have stats?

His anus.

Figures.

that’s the proper response to “source?” not “stats?”

careful now

Good bot

If approving/disapproving blimps is up to him then he did what he had to do. It would have taken just as long to say 'no'. He probably also has to give stupid speeches and attend ceremonies where he cuts a ribbon with one of those giant pairs of scissors. Maybe he also has to carve time out of his day to shitpost on twatter, I don't know. It's hilarious how bussy blasted people are getting. Yes, crime would have been solved in London if his appropriate office hadn't taken the time to approve a blimp. 🤤

posts in t_d

oh

Yes I like drama. Its not only centrist thing.

Hahah you're so embarrassed of the person you are that you're trying to pretend you sit in the center to trick people into caring about what you have to say because you know admitting you're a butthurt alt-righter whining about a balloon means no one gives a shit about your point of view.

Learn to read faggot I Said that more people than just centrists are interested in drama you piece of Hamletian to Shit Myself or to not Shitmyself. I fully admit im not centrist, Sometimes you are target of joke sometimes its me. So what.

I sure hope you're drunk, because if you throw incoherent temper tantrums every time someone notices you're a dumbass racist then your life must be exhausting.

Learn to read faggot I Said that more people than just centrists are interested in drama you piece of Hamletian to Shit Myself or to not Shitmyself. I fully admit im not centrist, Sometimes you are target of joke sometimes its me. So what.

Are you having a stroke?

😂😂 unadulterated retardation at its finest

Thank you.

Cry more trump retard. You're stupid.

Nice!

Fuckin told his ass.

Unfortunately the Stupid one win in this world.

Yeah, briefly, you dumbfucks take us a couple steps backwards every so often, but we always win in the end. Always.

Briefly in times of Gods, Forever in times of Men.

yeah well suck my dick bitch fuck you

priorities

multitasking

Oh sweaty

Was that dating proposition from your cock ?

You need to cope harder. Daddy's PR is in trouble :(

Imagine being so butthurt over a balloon that you had to live in a fantasy world where approving this means he also approves of crime and rape. By the way, nice disproven alt-right fake stats that people love to cite over and over, instantly identifies you as someone that does no critical thinking for themselves and just cuts and pastes stupid bullshit from /pol/ and T_D.

Look deeper into my history, You just Called a Hitler a meanie boy.

You think way too highly of yourself if you think I care enough about you to read up on your "please pay negative attention to me on the internet" edgelord act, haha. Enjoy your wasted youth isolated from the majority of the world that wants nothing to do with you.

You poor thing, you must be starving, here, Senpais going to feed you.

Every day you wake up is one less day you have to enjoy the interesting part of your life. You've wasted most of the best part isolating yourself on alt-right hate cult message boards playing little kid troll games instead of being around real people doing real things.

as bad as Stockholm or Malmo

lmao when ameritards who are too poor to travel believe these myths

Central Europetard.

Same shit, practically

Capitals of Rape

Trumpies are retarded.

I actually have Official paper about my retardation so yeah. Point to you.

Reality: Tory government reduces number of police officers by 15%

T_Degenerates: REEEEEEE MUDSLIME MAYOR TURNING LONDON INTO AFGHANISTANGLADESH REEEEEEEEEEEE

NO BALLOONS UNTIL THE WAR ON CRIME IS WON

What Does Crimea have to do With Balloons ? you Inflatable Hot Air ?

Pretend it was a car driven by a mayo incel instead of a knife.

There.

Feel better?

Yet America does fuck all about school shootings.

How is he supposed to stop muzzies from stabbing eachother?

everyone*

How is he supposed to stop everyone from stabbing each other? Sounds even harder honestly

Sounds like its just "part and parcel of living in a big city".

I mean... yeah?

Why else would people keep comparing it to The Big City?

Simple: require all Londoners to convert to Islam.

According to the trump pigs - by not allowing a bad balloon.

Hey cool it with the Islamophobia.

Everyone knows if you give a few minutes to sign off an inflatable balloon, you can't do anything else.

Look, know reason to make Donald upset by upstaging him with this "multiple things in one day" nonsense

know reason

pour over your comments more

Is crime going magicly solve itself with a flick of a pen? No. But can you get daddy assblasted with a flick of pen? Yes

Only complete retards can focus on one issue at a time. Are you one?

We are a big city and can handle both.

I mean, all he did was say something can happen. Do you think he actually spent like a few days pondering this question? Not doing anything else but going, "Should I? Or Shouldn't I?"

I'm sure he could have personally stopped 100 stabbings in the time it took to say "yes" or "no" to a random proposal

Hard to commit crimes when you're laughing your ass off at a city-wide, city-sanctioned troll job.

yeah i’m sure saying “sure you can fly this balloon” is really taking time away from his Batman gig

How many difficult hours of deliberation do you think were spent on approving this balloon?

He’s because Khan actively chose to approve this instead of dealing with Khan.

As we know it’s only possible to do one thing at a time.

I mean approval of something takes five seconds out of his government approved roblox timeblock of six hours a day. So it's a valid argument

He’s because Khan actively chose to approve this instead of dealing with Khan.

Except he didn't. His council staff did.

t. Amerifat

Holy shit you know this sub has an immigration problem when CringeAnarchy's comments start appearing in the middle of our threads.

the top*

I hope people are upvoting this autism ironically.

You sound triggered.

You are perpetually triggered lol

Oh hey, it’s /r/dramas resident retard.

You're trying a bit too hard, lad

Yeah, so much effort. 😴

Did you get banned on your main?

Lol, a main. This is reddit you sperg, not Runescape.

Oh you didn't understand that simple question, I see. Don't strain yourself

Nothing you say is even in the same universe as intelligent. Stop posting, preferably forever.

Whatever you say, mdegenerate

You keep saying the same phrases over and over even when they don’t apply. Broaden your vocabulary, champ.

i need to use simple language with your kind, mdegenerate

😴

AKA the diversity problem.

Wonder if a balloon about that diversity problem would get approved by Mr. Khan?

(((diversity)))

If you keep saying what about this what about that you're not going to move forwards ever are you

How is this "world news"?!

how is it not?

Get your priorities straight -TMZ

Implying the US prez isn't a criminal.

Sounds like a slam-dunk case. All you need now is some evidence.

Didn't he end up bragging about his tax evasion?

I really want to see somebody shoot that thing down to see a full blown fucking military response to catch the terrorist responsible for the crime against humanity!

you’re going to have to be more specific

The crime is caused by immigrants so better not to even talk about it.

Ironic considering Leftists shit on Trump for being on Twitter and watching Fox News instead of working.

Or is this how you think government works

You approved a stupid balloon? Fucking great, now you wasted literally all the time as a mayor! NO more time to deal with anything else, bucko! I have a very big and smooth brain and I'm absolutely not brain-dead stupid! 200IQ!

lad

anyone that unironically uses the word "lad" in 2018 is a cringe lord.

cringe lord

wew lad

no bantz shitlad

go away

Look at this lad. He's fuming XD

Le Drumphf.

Between this and those shitty Second Civil War Letters I think we can officially say that the Left cannot meme.

Only retards care this much about memes

Just because the Left can't do it doesn't mean I care about it tho

Have you not participated in the meme war!? Real MAGA men participate in the meme war

I'm doing my part!

Ya, you only make dumbass comments about memes and political generalizations because you don't really care at all! Gottem

You realize we're on /r/drama right

Which makes your serious posting even more retarded

Yeah dude me saying "the Left can't meme" is the epitome of seriousposting obviously

You spend an incredible amount of time serious posting about politics on /r/drama Your profile reads like PizzaShill's but with a focus on hating Liberals instead of DDF or women.

What is your fascination with the 1960s by the way? Are you a boomer?

Lul I got into one argument about whether or not liberals have shifted their positions on religious exemptions from the 1960s until now and suddenly I'm a serial seriousposter? Are you seriously so buttblasted by THE LEFT CAN'T MEME that you have to go through my comment history?

For the record I'm a self-hating Democrat who thinks Trump is a retard but who also hates soyboys and contemporary leftist IdPol in my mid-20s. You know, like everyone else in this sub.

Your entire recent post history is political serious posting. What does that have to do with memes?

Given that you think THE LEFT CAN'T MEME constitutes a serious post I don't think you know what that term means

You do realize your entire post history is right there right? I can post your serious posting all day. It's actually a goldmine. It just screams "I'm a miserable retard with nothing better to do."

Because liberals hate Hobby Lobby? And liberal states don't have state RFRAs (which uses the same standard as the YAY RELIGIOUS EXEMPTIONS Sherbert decision)? And liberals don't like the the gay wedding shop thing? And liberals in general shudder when you mention "religious liberty" to them? I could go on. Why do you think they don't, and why are you being such a cunt about it?

Lul your seriousposting about my purported seriousposting is far more pathetic and assblasted than anything I've said on this sub.

Imagine trying to compare being bullied to endlessly posting paragraph upon paragraph of niche political garbage to /r/drama

>being bullied

Nigga are you serious

What a surprise, you have nothing to say now.

I'm sorry that THE LEFT CAN'T MEME hurt your feelings dude

I'm sorry you're too insecure about your political effort posting to talk about it. If you didn't hone your debate skills on /r/drama you'd know changing the subject is typically a bad practice.

Nigga what are we debating besides whether or not THE LEFT CAN'T MEME is a seriouspost

Do you have your race card? You're involved in too much white people nonsense to be using nigga. I've literally never mentioned "the left cant meme" once here and you keep capitalizing it like it means something.

I mention THE LEFT CAN'T MEME because you seem extremely buttblasted about it to the point of calling my shitpost a seriouspost. If not then what's the subject of our """debate""" lul

The subject is you try/care way too much on a sub dedicated to watching idiots and stirring shit.

Says the guy arguing over whether or not THE LEFT CAN'T MEME is a seriouspost

The original context was whether or not you cared. You clearly do. The next context was your shit tier hobby of posting political rants to /r/drama At no point was "the left cant meme" part of the discussion. This is actually a good example of why you shouldn't serious post here, it causes brain damage.

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And don’t forget all the other talent that the trump pigs have - ted nugent and kid rock. And Roseanne. Wow :-)

What are you talking about

He's discerning the political landscape according to celebrity coolness

Better than using memes to discern the political landscape

Emoji of a person wiggling their downturned hand to indicate "eh, could go either way"

Not really tbh

tbh

wut

BEY!

Yeah, they could never compete with the dnc's famous incest pedo Lena dunham, and hillary's good friend harvey weinstein.

The fact that you comment on the ability to meme, says that you to some extend do care.

There's "I have noticed this trend and will comment upon it" care and then there's "I am invested in this state of affairs or the outcome of this conflict such that I have a rooting interest" care. Here we care in the first way and not in the second way.

Dude, why do you care whether he thinks people who cares about memes are retarded or not? You obviously care enough to "spot trends" and seems to think yourself qualified to judge people ability to meme. The backpeddling meakes you seem retarded. Not your memelove.

If I implemented a eugenics program, people who think memes are cool would be the first on the operating table

you realize everyone in this entire sub would likely not meet the bar tho

God willing

Only retards care this much about memes

The left can't meme because humor requires elements of Truth, which the left is lacking.

Don't you have some fentanyl that needs doing?

Dude I got a schedule 2 license, don't be silly.

there was a good write up of how the left needs to tell people what to think instead of letting them interpret it themselves

wait but that’s what tankies do

are you saying tankies are the only ones doing it right?

tankies still post image macros with text like theyre boomers

It also requires a sense of humor, which the left also lacks.

knock-knock

who dat?

autism

Don't you have some grandchildren that need molesting?

retard

Only retards care this much about memes

You are aware that US officials have undertaken a year-long investigation into how Russia manipulated the US election with memes, right???

The Mueller investigation is exclusively about memes

Memes are a new form of warfare. You better start caring.

> complaining about retards on /r/drama

lol "who cares" he said, wondering why everything his political party tries fails

Not caring about memes is how Clinton lost the election.

do you ever not think about Hillary?

I just feel sorry that she couldn't win after having everything stacked in her favor. It was HER TURN!

so that's a no?

Of course it's a no! I can't get over the fact that she had to rig the primary election just to beat a crazy closet communist, then lost to someone the media said was literally Hitler. Like, how many times does MSNBC need to explain to people that Drumpf can't win before it becomes reality? So what if she doesn't know how to handle classified information or accidentally deleted 33,000 subpoena'd emails? We would have been STRONGER TOGETHER!

your tears sustain me

You monster - you just can't stand the idea of having a woman as president, can you?

#NotMyPresident

what about Donald Ducks? that’s the closest I’ve seen to a decent IRL meme since the 70s

The Clinton "Donald Duck" thing is Exhibit A in the "Why The Left Can't Meme" book.

This is actually a pretty good balloon. Trump has incredibly thin skin, so this is absolutely sure to piss him off. They've already won.

Just wait for the twatter spergs from him. Then tell me how this "meme" didn't piss him off lol

Still waiting...

the Left cannot meme

https://old.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/8wa47q/for_your_viewing_pleasure/

This is the kind of shit retards put in the facebook comments of 9gag.

2.1k upvotes

Wow that wasn’t even cherry-picked. They legitimately thought this was a worthwhile “““joke”””.

most of it is auto upvoted

lmao

The guys who made this float were also begging for donations because they couldn't afford the gas to fly it.

Does the hot wind they create not translate into inflation volume?

Eh. I'd donate. Causing more drama is an excellent charity cause.

Artificially inflating the value of drama coin? I like it.

lol inflating

cause it's a balloon

well they apparently reached their goal

begging for donations

How about I beg for access to your gussy?

r/BUSSYLMAO

Why not whip up some hydrogen? Not only will it float better, it will make a nice fun explosion when it pops.

I'll donate some gas.

me: who the fuck is sadiq khan? how can some bollywood actor have any decisive power over this

*clicks link*

oh...

Sultan of the Islamic Republic of Londonistan

t_d humor

true but not the type that’s out of place

OUT OUT OUT

Imagine thinking you're funny or creative for that comment.

So "umar4812" is offended by an Islamic remark. Time to call for a fatwa.

A what now?

^ Taqiyya

Jesus, you christcucks are obnoxious

How do you about your race going extinct ?

Imagine thinking that Christianity is the religion of peace unironically

Imagine thinking that because Christianity has been neutered in the West, we might as well open the floodgates to something far worse.

Imagine thinking I think that. Imagine thinking globalism sucks.

Globalism sucks diseased camel dick

Sorry my famalama from Alabama. I'll be the first to go in the impending mayocide.

Sorry for your loss.

Oh come on now, a loss from the mayo race is a loss for the world. Isn't that what you think? Whites are somehow superior yet they fall for jewy commie tricks and end up fucking shit up. That's the real Tru Tru. Jews are obv the ruler of the human race. Globalism will take over and nationalists will be relegated to the shadows and get cucked for eternity. GL with that, guy.

You sound insane. Probably leftism.

what is up with you insane MDE people in this subreddit lately

Best reason I can think of is a severe outbreak of Foetal Alcohol Syndrome due to their Cassandra like knowledge of their future shame, and they got bored of their support group and since their case workers dozed off and can't spritz them with the water bottle they bring their specialness here.

something far worse uncucked

It is now

🙂

> MDE and T_D poster

W E W

It's like severe autism comorbid with AIDS

Relish this moment; when material is so plentiful, that the retards come to you.

checking post history

the saddest form of agenda posting, gas urself

The guy he's replied to is the agendaposter, you mong.

yeah what is this, reddit?

Bet this guy regularly says that the left can't meme.

I mean, did you see the title of the post? This is almost as bad as when sf tried to name a sewage plant after bush.

I thought he was the Jacksonville Jaguars owner.

Yeah the leader of london is islamic hmmm i wonder how these islamic pedo rings keep getting away with it

The police will get right on those child rape cases just as soon as they're done confiscating everyone's butter knives.

Mate are you stupid? They confiscated all the butter knives a year ago. They’re onto our tea spoons now.

the same way pedo rings have always gotten away with it: by being based in the UK

Clearly this mayor has his priorities straight. Let's see where this goes...

Definitely worth it to see all you T_D tards get upset about it

This is good for dramacoin

They probably don't give a shit about low-effort attempts at insults.

They’re just happy to have a new topic to meme about. This one is ripe to be made fun of too; they’re probably over there having a blast.

Well then why do they care about Trump?

They care about Trump's string of largely incoherent insults because it triggers the intended recipients. That's literally what it comes down to. The secret to beating Trump is the left needs to stop REEEEEing about every little goddamn thing.

i think the problem now is literally any reaction is interpreted as REEEEEing now, even laughter

Trotting out the "WELL YOU POST IN T_D!" is pretty damn close to a spergfest tbh

Yeah except it's non-intentionally retrospective to the point.

You seem triggered

£16000 balloon flying over London is pretty high effort

Why? The Hamptons flying their mascot?

then why are they so offended by this?

Offended? I could not care less 😂 I'm up here in Canada enjoying my healthcare and legal weed

frequently posts on The_Donald

doesn't even live in US

why tho

He posts in politics too. He might have the 'tisms

might

That's generous.

Because regardless of politics, they have some of the best content on Reddit.

Whether you consider it a good insult or not, this is the definition of high-effort. I guess that is no surprise, though. Critical thinking isn't one of T_D's strong suits.

Well, it is something to gawk at. But these are low effort insults, and in two years Trumps opponents have not really been able to come up with a better insult than "trump is bad... For reasons! Look at drumpf!"

So it's not really much to get upset over, but it is pretty ridiculous that the got of the UK is allowing its local city government to disrespect a foreign head of state--the foreign head of state--in a way that just makes their own country look clownish.

and in two years Trumps opponents have not really been able to come up with a better insult than "trump is bad... For reasons! Look at drumpf!"

do you not watch tv or

"trump is bad... For reasons! Look at drumpf!"

I know, right? He didn't even mention orange hitler or putin's cock holster. He needs to stay up to date on the issues that matter.

You must be either mentally deficient or blindly ignorant to have not seen him getting blasted for this ridiculous trade war with Canada, which is so ‘America first’ that it’s gonna cost Americans their jobs.

True or false, Canada has huge tariffs against the US in certain industries?

Yeah see, that's the nonsense I'm talking about. Every critique against his policy is "its gonna..." and then that thing doesn't happen.

The economy didn't crash when he was elected, there is no nuclear war with North Korea, and there is actually a job surplus in the USA for the first time in thirty years.

But please, keep making idiotic predictions that you'll conveniently forget when they don't come true.

The trade war is moving american jobs abroad. It has been met with tariffs against the US which is also ruining the american steel industry.

The "trade war" just caused Germany to cancel all tariffs on US cars. Your news sources don't share this with you because it makes Trump look good.

And no, it is not "moving jobs abroad", you nitwit. America has a job surplus for the first time in thirty years, but again, your news sources don't tell you that because it makes Trump look good.

Your level of willful ignorance is straight up mind boggling.

The "trade war" just caused Germany to cancel all tariffs on US cars. Your news sources don't share this with you because it makes Trump look good.

https://global.handelsblatt.com/companies/american-cars-dont-sell-germany-hint-not-tariffs-917427

Big win for trump indeed

And no, it is not "moving jobs abroad", you nitwit. America has a job surplus for the first time in thirty years, but again, your news sources don't tell you that because it makes Trump look good.

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-friday-full-episode-1.4728246/u-s-nail-manufacturer-warns-trump-s-tariffs-could-completely-destroy-industry-1.4728269

https://qz.com/1144201/under-trump-us-jobs-are-moving-overseas-even-faster-than-before/

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/money/2018/06/25/harley-davidson-eu-tariffs-trump/729958002/

Don't call out peoples ignorance in the future. Just because there are more jobs doesn't mean that jobs aren't being moved abroad.

"you should think critically"

proceeds to post links with nonsensical speculations by 'experts', and a *so what! article.

Harley has been failing for years. The soy industry will do just fine, change always has bumps. We are winning the so called "trade war", and when you have a job surplus, people don't care that jobs are moving to the USA at a rate faster than they're leaving, that's how it's a surplus. Just because you can type an insult doesn't mean it's coherent, dingus.

Your delusion is exhausting. Wake up.

keep yourself safe buddy

OK bub

This guy gets it.

trump is bad... For reasons!

Wow, you have to be completely insulated in an echo chamber if you believe that there are no concrete reasons to critique him...

there are no concrete reasons to critique him...

I never said that.

He does tons of stupid shit. Muh Russia, Orange Hiterly, and Putin cock sucking are not valid nor concrete reasons. It's not my fault you morons can't help but discredit yourselves.

Muh Russia, Orange Hiterly, and Putin cock sucking are not valid nor concrete reasons.

You really do live in an echo chamber if you think that's what most of the criticism is about.

list them

You’re a retard.

-climate change

-tariffs

-using position for personal profit

-breaking international agreements for moronic reasons

-separating families at the border

-appointing literally the worst, least qualified possible people to run federal agencies

There’s seriously so many reasons, all policy reasons, that it’s hard to choose which ones to list. Did you really believe that opposition was solely grounded in “le two scoops drumpf”? Get out of your echo chamber and learn to fucking think critically.

-climate change

are you talking about the paris accord that amounted to "plz america give money"

-tariffs

you havent said whats bad about tariffs

-using position for personal profit

lol at possibly the lowest level ever in american politics, he doesnt even take a salary

meanwhile can you explain how all those congressmen and senators are multi millionaires?

-breaking international agreements for moronic reasons

thats pretty vague dude any examples

-separating families at the border

im not sure you understand whats happening tbh

if you go to jail it necessitates being separated from children, you cant take your kids to jail lol

if an illegal gets detained their kids get put in child care until its sorted out, thats how it works and has always worked

obama just ignored the law and let them all go instead which is dumb

-appointing literally the worst, least qualified possible people to run federal agencies

omg theyre a CHRISTIAN or WHITE or RELIGIOUS oh no its the end of the world

regulations and procedure still exist, these people arent allowed to just reform everything by themselves you goof

There’s seriously so many reasons, all policy reasons,

and that list was the best you could come up with?

Did you really believe that opposition was solely grounded in “le two scoops drumpf”?

i mean if you had anything better to criticize you probably wouldnt have news agencies reporting on his ice cream or salt shakers or ranch dressing or kfc or diet coke or feeding fish

Get out of your echo chamber

lol thats kinda rich considering

you havent said whats bad about tariffs

If daddy doesn't back down, China and the E.U. are going to fuck every politically sensitive industry in the US if that's what it takes to make him. That's what's bad about them.

youre acting as though they have some implicit power over him, when in reality its closer to the other way around

they might hate america but they also depend on americas generosity, they basically have no choice but to sit there smiling while taking it in the ass

of course your usual fags like trudeau are going to try and make a show of "standing up to trump" but itll amount to nothing and hell capitulate or hell be held responsible for what happens economically

You're buying into the myth that the US dominates global trade, and that retaliatory measures are impossible because they would hurt everyone else so much more.

You don't, and they won't. You account for about 13% of global trade by value. The E.U. has a bigger economy than the US, and it primarily exists to subsides German exports, so don't be so sure about them folding. As for China, they aren't a democracy. They don't care if such measures are unpopular in the short term, the Chinese government is ruthless when it comes to protecting their longer term interests.

You're buying into the myth that the US dominates global trade

nope just that smaller countries are beholden to what it does, much in the way that currencies rise and fall based on american speculation

canada simply doesnt have the resources or power to try a trade war, and china doesnt want to because theyll make less money and ultimately thats all they care about

The E.U. has a bigger economy than the US, and it primarily exists to subsides German exports, so don't be so sure about them folding.

yeah gee wow i wonder why america doesnt want to subsidize that shit

yeah gee wow i wonder why america doesnt want to subsidize that shit

I should have known a retard like you would take me literally, because you don't fucking know enough to even know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the leverage in trade negotiations afforded by the E.U., and their use of the Euro, not literal subsidies. You know - the reason they keep writing huge cheques to keep the EU together.

And even if we grant that all China cares about is money (that's hilariously simplistic), that's exactly why they don't want tarries to be the new norm, and why they will eat any short term cost required to get rid of them.

Love the flair btw.

i bet you do

If you consider these legitimate rebuttals that is pretty embarrassing.

With climate I'm referring mainly to the fact that he thinks it's a hoax invented by the Chinese and will do nothing to combat it. He's actively making it worse. Fun fact, Pruitt resigning is the top link there right now, he's actually one of the people I was referring to later on with the whole awful appointments thing.

you havent said whats bad about tariffs

Why don't I let Trump economic adviser Larry Kudlow tell you about it?

he doesnt even take a salary

I would have no problem with him collecting a salary lol. What I do have a problem with is him not divesting from his businesses meaning he turns a profit every time he takes a vacation in Mar-a-Lago or has foreign visitors stay in his hotels (i.e. all the time). These are government (taxpayer) expenses that go right into his pocket. More worryingly there's the fact that foreign governments blatantly and easily bribe him.

international agreements

This is the point at which I started to actually be concerned that you might have a learning disability. You seriously can't think of any international agreements he's broken? How about the Iran deal and the Paris accord for two. Not to mention threatening to withdraw from G7, the WTO, NATO, and NAFTA.

border separation

You're wrong in several different ways. First off, if the policy was really a necessary consequence of following the law, how was it legal for Trump to end the policy a few days ago? Too bad families still aren't being reunited. Second, there are literally family detention centers for detaining them together. Those exact centers are actually why Obama started releasing them, because a federal judge ruled that there were limits to how long families could be detained. (Third, Obama wasn't ignoring the law.) Fourth, it's not "how it works and has always worked." Family separations are new. Seriously, read that last link.

appointments

The level of dishonesty is unreal. I never said those were my problems with them. Most government employees regardless of political affiliation are white or Christian or religious. I have problems more specifically with climate change denier Scott Pruitt as head of the EPA, Rick Perry as head of the department he couldn't even remember the name of, Ben Carson as head of HUD for some fucking reason, Jeff Sessions who supports private prisons and escalating the drug war as AG Ajit Pai, and Betsy DeVos -- no point rehashing the issues with those last two.

This was a non-exhaustive list because I have things to do with my day. There's so much more -- trans shit, freedom of the press shit, SCOTUS shit, letting mayos think they're worth as much as real people -- but there's only so much space in a reddit comment and let's get real you're not reading most of this anyway.

Do you actually read the news? I do, every day, and my only exposure to literally any of those things is through reddit, mainly through people like you blaring it out as evidence that libs have nothing. The closest I got was the fish thing, which was just a photo at the top of an article. Also, what the fuck do news agencies' reporting habits have to do with criticism of Trump? They report what people will click on.

And as far as echo chambers go, I legitimately enjoy arguing (even with idiots) and I'm here on /r/Drama a fair bit. It's not exactly an enclave of intellectuals, but it clearly isn't a left-wing echo chamber either.

He's actively making it worse.

lol have you read that article

Why don't I let Trump economic adviser Larry Kudlow tell you about it?

you mean speculate wildly

what tf does canada have to threaten america with lol

and china will do whatever makes them money, they wont back out in spite

I would have no problem with him collecting a salary lol. What I do have a problem with is him not divesting from his businesses meaning he turns a profit every time he takes a vacation in Mar-a-Lago or has foreign visitors stay in his hotels (i.e. all the time).

why would he divest from his businesses? thats such a nonsense request and only became a thing because people thought they could make trump reconsider being pres if he didnt make as much cash

More worryingly there's the fact that foreign governments blatantly and easily bribe him.

not a trustworthy source, american media isnt trustworthy at all

How about the Iran deal and the Paris accord for two.

do you know what non binding means, those agreements existed by americas good graces

the paris accords were basically a charity for the eu

Not to mention threatening to withdraw from G7, the WTO, NATO, and NAFTA.

america is not obligated to pull anyone elses weight, especially when theyre so hostile to the leader

First off, if the policy was really a necessary consequence of following the law, how was it legal for Trump to end the policy a few days ago?

well he tricked you again because now theyre going to "keep them together" by deporting them immediately

Too bad families still aren't being reunited.

womp womp

Those exact centers are actually why Obama started releasing them, because a federal judge ruled that there were limits to how long families could be detained.

so he didnt change the law, just started breaking and ignoring it, leading to the situation you have today where they think its their human right to border hop

Seriously, read that last link.

nigga it has "fact check" in the title its obviously propaganda

heres a hot tip: if they have to tell you what to think theyre lying

The level of dishonesty is unreal. I never said those were my problems with them.

yeah you never said it but thats why you hate betsy devos for instance, because someone told you she was christian and obviously thatll affect peoples education

are you cool with the muslims?

no point rehashing the issues with those last two.

how would you feel if any of the people in those positions were socialists? would you mock the right for denouncing them? how about that occasio cortez woman?

trans shit, freedom of the press shit, SCOTUS shit

trans shit literally doesnt matter, america doesnt and never has had freedom of the press, and an 80 something year old man is allowed to retire despite how many feminists disagree

Do you actually read the news?

oh shit theres your problem

american media literally exists to lie to you, thats the purpose

they run it at a loss, do you think theyd do that just to keep you informed? lol

And as far as echo chambers go, I legitimately enjoy arguing (even with idiots) and I'm here on /r/Drama a fair bit.

yeah fair enough haha same here

Mate, I'm going to tell you this as a favor to you. You are trapped in a cycle of thinking that is extremely difficult to get out of. You've convinced yourself that sources that disagree with your priors are inherently biased, and (make no mistake this is a separate problem) that sources with bias are inherently wrong. This feels good to you because you can disregard anything that makes you uncomfortable, but it makes critical thinking based on evidence nearly impossible.

I'm not memeing here. It seems to me like you've just started to wake up to politics and you owe it to yourself to be honest about the way you interact with the world.

I really want to respond to the things you've said, because they're practically perfectly constructed bait. But there would be no point, because where you couldn't weakly rebut, you just dismissed straight facts. You've made up your mind and aren't even open to changing it. That means this isn't an argument; we're just lecturing past each other.

(all prior presidents have divested from their businesses my problems with devos are not her religion but her policies her greed and her demonstrated incompetence and my problem with scotus is not the fact that kennedy retired but the political positions of the replacements lined up and also gorsuch's seat is stolen ok it's out of my system)

You are trapped in a cycle of thinking that is extremely difficult to get out of. You've convinced yourself that sources that disagree with your priors are inherently biased, and (make no mistake this is a separate problem) that sources with bias are inherently wrong.

lol nah i just have enough life experience to come to these conclusions myself

i was a massive extreme lefty for years and years, i hated bush for instance

its the bias that makes me distrust certain institutions, not the other way around

and (make no mistake this is a separate problem) that sources with bias are inherently wrong.

no, just dishonest

and dishonesty is used as a tool, its not accidental

they want you to feel a certain way and theyre not content with you coming around on your own terms, so they use bias to try and convince you or omit certain important details

This feels good to you because you can disregard anything that makes you uncomfortable, but it makes critical thinking based on evidence nearly impossible.

lol i dont disregard things because theyre uncomfortable, im saying i dont believe the sources that you get your information and evidence from

much like i didnt believe colin powell about wmds

I'm not memeing here. It seems to me like you've just started to wake up to politics

im a 36 year old man you goofy fucker, ive been interested since before a lot of people here went to school

consider that maybe i just know more than you but also that im not interested in babysitting stupid people or trying to convince them so much as make fun of them

because they're practically perfectly constructed bait.

nothing i said there is bait except maybe the heather heyer stuff, but she was unironically a fat bitch that doesnt matter and died of morbid obesity

dismissed straight facts.

LOL nothing there was fact

all prior presidents have divested from their businesses

not even on remotely the same scale and isnt a real law

my problems with devos are not her religion but her policies her greed and her demonstrated incompetence

so what the tv told you about her basically, im sure that was totally truthful and unbiased and not just shitting on trump by proxy

my problem with scotus is not the fact that kennedy retired but the political positions of the replacements lined up

maybe rbg should have retired under obama if you were so worried about numbers

oh thats right she thought you guys could win by cheating so she didnt lol now shell die and trump gets another pick

gorsuch's seat is stolen

fucking lol dude really

“Le Fluntpf” haters can’t even come up with one good why he’s bad. They really are soulless NPC’s.

  • frequent blatant lies and half-truths to the point where the press secretary position consists almost entirely of damage control
  • filling high-level positions with corrupt and/or incompetent people, e.g. Pruitt, Devos
  • not filling lower and mid-level positions at all, crippling the government's ability to function efficiently
  • extremely high staff turnover
  • pardoning Joe "concentration camps are cool" Arpaio
  • being the first president to fall completely for North Korea's bait
  • pulling out of UNESCO
  • loosening environmental protections
  • seeming inability to understand macroeconomics, e.g. what a trade deficit actually means
  • response to Charlottesville
  • ignoring the advice of qualified experts on pretty much everything, e.g. the opiate crisis, climate change, international trade
  • ordering a third world-tier military parade
  • various gaffes demonstrating lack of knowledge regarding other countries, history, how the government works, etc.
  • frequent hypocrisy, e.g. criticizing Obama for taking a vacation when he goes golfing or flies to Mar-a-Lago like every other week and costing taxpayers millions
  • using his position to make profit
  • withdrawing from the Iran deal, essentially dooming them to re-radicalizing when the government was becoming more secular and America-friendly
  • third world-tier nepotism
  • using Veteran's Day to advertise cheap shit
  • increasing the military budget for no real reason while making tax cuts that primarily benefit the wealthy
  • nonsensical tariffs
  • sucking Israel's dick more than any other president
  • using charity money for personal purposes and potentially campaign funds
  • antagonizing allies while praising corrupt strongman leaders, including a member of one of the worst regimes in history (Kim)
  • chronic thin skin

The list can go on and on...

frequent blatant lies and half-truths to the point where the press secretary position consists almost entirely of damage control

thats not actually an example though is it, thats just you saying he lies

filling high-level positions with corrupt and/or incompetent people, e.g. Pruitt, Devos

you mean as opposed to all the previous completely qualified people

its america you take what you can get

not filling lower and mid-level positions at all, crippling the government's ability to function efficiently

it never functioned efficiently specifically because it was too compartmentalized

extremely high staff turnover

turns out people get burned out when theyre being called nazis and harassed by the media constantly

pardoning Joe "concentration camps are cool" Arpaio

hes a cunt but so is the job of guarding a border

also the reports were probably exaggerated or outright lies considering who reported it and those same peoples reactions to the current border controversy

being the first president to fall completely for North Korea's bait

is this what you call hosting peace talks instead of calling it impossible like obama did

pulling out of UNESCO

the un is cancer and a leech, it does nothing

loosening environmental protections

specific meaningless ones designed to get money from people

seeming inability to understand macroeconomics, e.g. what a trade deficit actually means

lol what, what is this in reference to

response to Charlottesville

was correct, fat bitch died from being fat and there werent any real nazis and james fields is innocent

if anything blame antifa tbh

ignoring the advice of qualified experts on pretty much everything, e.g. the opiate crisis, climate change, international trade

"experts"

frequent hypocrisy, e.g. criticizing Obama for taking a vacation when he goes golfing or flies to Mar-a-Lago like every other week and costing taxpayers millions

have you considered that you only see what they report

withdrawing from the Iran deal, essentially dooming them to re-radicalizing when the government was becoming more secular and America-friendly

lol cmon now that deal was shit and doomed to fail from day 1

sucking Israel's dick more than any other president

lol how much do you know about the level of dick sucking, because hes pissed a lot of them off with the syria stuff

using charity money for personal purposes and potentially campaign funds

lol nvm the clinton foundation i guess

chronic thin skin

lol dude

Holy shit lol every individual response is so absurdly retarded I'm convinced you're a troll at this point.

lol yeah im a big troll because i think people that big up obama but suddenly hate trump are retarded and only just started paying attention

99% of these guys didnt know shit about politics and loved obama because he was black, now theyre getting angry at shit both trump and obama did and pretending its "right wing extremism" or whatever tf

its dumb and gay

half these people only just started paying attention

I just checked your profile history. You didn't know who Scott Pruitt was until a few hours ago. Pot, meet kettle.

Also I've been paying attention since the Bush years.

lol the epa shit is utterly irrelevant, dont act like knowing who random civil servants are matters

the only people who know all this shit are the ones obsessed with trump and all the evil stuff hes done

Also I've been paying attention since the Bush years.

managed not to look during obamas 8 years i guess lol

nobody crying about separated children or whatever has paid enough attention

It’s actually worse than you think because this is the most coherent I’ve ever seen /u/captainpriapism get. He’s an Australian Boogan who gets his extensive American sociopolitical knowledge from known reputable news organizations like cringe anarchy and million dollar extreme.

i still enjoy that you feel strongly enough about me to theorize all this shit when all i did was call you a jew

Australian Boogan who gets his extensive American sociopolitical knowledge

non americans often know more about the american socio political climate because theyre not constantly bombarded with legal propaganda owned by the people theyre supposed to criticize

cringe anarchy and million dollar extreme.

omg dae think the alt right is trying to take over??!?!??!?

You’re my favorite lolcow and it’s not even close. Don’t ever stray to far from these pastures, I’d be absolutely devastated.

he said through clenched teeth, holding back the tears

I am actually watching naked and afraid xl while sipping on some oban in my boxers with my girlfriend laughing.

i believe the "drunk in boxers" part

If it helps your self esteem to picture me without having normal human relations with a member of the opposite sex than I am more than happy to oblige

haha dont mind me im just having a party in my house and all my cool friends are crowding around my computer laughing at your posts and saying how gay you are in between doing lines off of strippers and flashing expensive jewelry at each other

so how morbidly obese is she

haha dont mind me im just having a party in my house and all my cool friends are crowding around my computer laughing at your posts and saying how gay you are in between doing lines off of strippers and flashing expensive jewelry at each other

Sounds fun I’m happy that all the cuzzins were able to get their rickshaws working and could make it there. I am actually a filthy phone poster so I’m typing this comment on my iPhone X. I don’t own a watch or jewelry other than a Fitbit I use when I go for run.

so how morbidly obese is she

She’s petite but again please keep imagining whatever you need to boost your self esteem. I honestly don’t mind at all.

Sounds fun I’m happy that all the cuzzins were able to get their rickshaws working and could make it.

i feel like youre mixing your stereotypes here

I am actually a filthy phone poster so I’m typing this comment on my iPhone X.

I don’t own a watch or jewelry other than a Fitbit I use when I go for run.

yeah no i was just talking shit, ive actually had people try to pull that in internet arguments though

She’s petite but again please keep imagining whatever you need to boost your self esteem. I honestly don’t mind at all.

my self esteems through the roof tbh, i have too much of it for the position im in if anything

and cmon not even a few folds smh

Man in hindsight I really did go galaxy brain with those stereotypes. It’s like I mixed American redneck with Hindi caste culture.

yeah no i was just talking shit, ive actually had people try to pull that in internet arguments though

That’s my favorite flavor of spergout tbh because the person is so obviously invested in winning a completely meaningless internet argument.

my self esteems through the roof tbh, i have too much of it for the position im in if anything

This is the very believable

and cmon not even a few folds smh

She’s American petite so like 5’2” 115 ish and maybe a small fold when she’s sitting down.

thats not actually an example though is it, thats just you saying he lies

Because there are hundreds to thousands of examples. I can list some if you want...

you mean as opposed to all the previous completely qualified people

The level of corruption and incompetence in this administration is unprecedented, and previous presidents tended to appoint people with previous experience in whatever domain they were governing the vast majority of the time. If a previous president appointed somebody as unqualified as Devos or as corrupt as Pruitt then it would stain their entire presidency. The only reason that it isn't in this case is because there are so many scandals and expectations are so low that they're only a footnote.

it never functioned efficiently specifically because it was too compartmentalized

Crippling something that has problems just makes the problems worse...

turns out people get burned out when theyre being called nazis and harassed by the media constantly

They've been resigning over their own scandals or admin in-fighting for the most part.

hes a cunt but so is the job of guarding a border

Then why don't other people in the same position run concentration camps while letting pedophiles do their thing?

also the reports were probably exaggerated or outright lies considering who reported it and those same peoples reactions to the current border controversy

Do you have a reliable source for that, or is it something you just want to be true?

is this what you call hosting peace talks instead of calling it impossible like obama did

There's a reason why previous admins didn't hold 'peace talks'; they knew that NK would use it as a way to get the US off their back/loosen sanctions while they can continue to develop their nuclear arsenal, fill the black market with drugs and counterfeit money, run concentration camps, etc. Everybody who knows anything about NK knew exactly what the outcome would be.

the un is cancer and a leech, it does nothing

You apparently don't know what UNESCO does...

specific meaningless ones designed to get money from people

Source?

was correct, fat bitch died from being fat and there werent any real nazis and james fields is innocent

Yeah, I'm sure the people chanting 'jews will not replace us' are not white nationalists

"experts"

I guess people with actual experience and education in the domains they're giving advice about are wrong if they don't agree with Daddy

have you considered that you only see what they report

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lol cmon now that deal was shit and doomed to fail from day 1

Why was it shit and 'doomed to fail from day 1'? Iran elected a relatively moderate leader and was becoming progressively more friendly to the West and withdrawing was considered almost unilaterally a bad idea, even in the Trump admin. You're just so devoted to your big strong Daddy that you rationalize everything he says and does after the fact.

lol how much do you know about the level of dick sucking, because hes pissed a lot of them off with the syria stuff

Like half of the shit that he's done in regards to MENA affairs was to benefit Israel, along with threatening to punish other countries for trying to condemn Israel and the UN votes. If you're so devoted to Daddy then you should listen to what he's said about Israel and what he's done to benefit them.

lol nvm the clinton foundation i guess

"but Hillary!"

lol dude

The guy has a meltdown on twitter whenever he gets bad press. He has thinner skin than a 13-year-old girl.

Because there are hundreds to thousands of examples.

quick cue up politifact amirite

The level of corruption and incompetence in this administration is unprecedented

cough loretta lynch cough

oh ill just incidentally run into bill clinton and talk about my grandkids and totally not the fbi

Crippling something that has problems just makes the problems worse...

theyd argue that its streamlining it rather than crippling it

They've been resigning over their own scandals or admin in-fighting for the most part.

there arent any real scandals tbh, but there is infighting admittedly

but thats largely because of the climate

Then why don't other people in the same position run concentration camps while letting pedophiles do their thing?

i feel like you read too much into a clickbait headline and are assuming i know what youre talking about

prison camps arent concentration camps no matter how harsh they are, youre trying to use language to affect people emotionally and its deceptive and gay

Do you have a reliable source for that, or is it something you just want to be true?

the american media is unreliable, it is what it is

they have to prove it, i dont have to prove them wrong

Everybody who knows anything about NK knew exactly what the outcome would be.

so is that why they already dismantled shit and met with the sk president

is that why obama said doing exactly that would be "trumps greatest challenge"

sour grapes

You apparently don't know what UNESCO does...

yeah its the most useless part of the already entirely useless un

its 90% feel good philanthropy bullshit

Source?

paris accords were exactly that

Yeah, I'm sure the people chanting 'jews will not replace us' are not white nationalists

mostly fbi agents, much like all the other really obvious and dumb honeypots they come up with

I guess people with actual experience and education in the domains they're giving advice about are wrong if they don't agree with Daddy

when someone cites "experts" or "a source close to x" it means theyre lying or disguising their own opinions with a veneer of professionalism or objectivity

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you didnt see how often obama did things because the media wasnt invested in shitting on him, you have no idea how close to the truth trump is regardless of what he does

Why was it shit and 'doomed to fail from day 1'?

did you ever read the iran deal

"but Hillary!"

you literally just told me using charity money for personal funds is bad and a reason trump is bad

turns out the only other viable candidate being far, far worse is a valid point to make

The guy has a meltdown on twitter whenever he gets bad press. He has thinner skin than a 13-year-old girl.

id argue he just says stuff and pretty much everyone that replies to him is crazy

whenever people say someones having a meltdown it usually means they want to portray them as crazy without it actually having happened

quick cue up politifact amirite

I can link to videos of Trump saying something and reliable apolitical sources that demonstrate otherwise. It's not that hard given how many lies he's made.

cough loretta lynch cough

Wow, you have one example of one politician doing something unethical. That totally makes the criticism of the vast amounts of corrupt and incompetent admin officials unwarranted.

theyd argue that its streamlining it rather than crippling it

They wouldn't make that argument because the problem is not intentional.

there arent any real scandals tbh, but there is infighting admittedly

What constitutes a 'scandal' to you if massive payments on frivolous shit, domestic assault, etc. isn't a scandal? Is it only a scandal if it involves somebody Daddy doesn't like?

i feel like you read too much into a clickbait headline and are assuming i know what youre talking about

So you admittedly don't know anything about Arpaio's long list of misdeeds, but you're defending him anyway? Why?

the american media is unreliable, it is what it is

You're just inventing your own facts/reality based on how you feel, then?

yeah its the most useless part of the already entirely useless un

Most people think it's important to preserve historical and cultural monuments, but I guess I shouldn't have expected anything else from you

paris accords were exactly that

Why do you assume that I'm talking about the Paris accord?

mostly fbi agents, much like all the other really obvious and dumb honeypots they come up with

Source or did you create that one with your feelings too?

when someone cites "experts" or "a source close to x" it means theyre lying or disguising their own opinions with a veneer of professionalism or objectivity

Source or did you make that one up with your feelings to? You don't believe that somebody who speaks on a matter that they are extremely experienced with or knowledgeable about is an expert? What constitutes an expert to you?

you didnt see how often obama did things because the media wasnt invested in shitting on him, you have no idea how close to the truth trump is regardless of what he does

The media shit on him all the time for the things that he did wrong, e.g. the drone strikes in Syria. And Fox 'dijon mustard' News/talk radio was eager to find anything that they use to shit on him, so if a real scandal did appear it would definitely be made public.

did you ever read the iran deal

Yes. Why was it shit and 'doomed to fail from day 1'?

you literally just told me using charity money for personal funds is bad and a reason trump is bad

It's a reason why the media criticized Trump. If Hillary did the same thing then that deserves criticism as well. You 'but Hillary' pinheads don't understand that someone's misdeed(s) doesn't invalidate somebody else's misdeed(s).

id argue he just says stuff and pretty much everyone that replies to him is crazy

you must have a very strange and trashy life if you think that normal people act like that when somebody says something negative about them...

reliable apolitical sources

doubt

Wow, you have one example of one politician doing something unethical.

literally have as many as you want, obamas admin were corrupt to the core

That totally makes the criticism of the vast amounts of corrupt and incompetent admin officials unwarranted.

nope just hypocritical, it makes the average person question why its only such a big deal now and not say 5 years ago

What constitutes a 'scandal' to you if massive payments on frivolous shit, domestic assault, etc. isn't a scandal?

stop reading tabloids lol

So you admittedly don't know anything about Arpaio's long list of misdeeds, but you're defending him anyway? Why?

no hes the arizona guy who made uncomfortable prison camps with dudes dressed in pink to be "hard on crime" or whatever and has a tank, hes been a thing for ages

hes an idiot but making shit up helps him because he can just say youre lying about everything else too

You're just inventing your own facts/reality based on how you feel, then?

fyi other countries have news services and independent reporting is a thing

propaganda is legal in america since the repeal of the smith mundt act under obama

remember how it was a big funny joke how fox news won a court case to be able to lie to people? haha stupid repubs right?

they all do it, you just deny it happens to you

Most people think it's important to preserve historical and cultural monuments

unless white people made them amirite

Why do you assume that I'm talking about the Paris accord?

because its the only action thats really been taken other than meaningless words and verbal contracts

Source or did you create that one with your feelings too?

the fbi does this shit constantly, its like half of their job lol

they do the same with islamic extremists and every other type of extremists too

they used to do it a lot with black panthers but obviously thats not so much of a problem now that they basically have black people on a leash via welfare

Source or did you make that one up with your feelings to?

my source is close to the subject at hand and can totally be trusted

sources say im right

You don't believe that somebody who speaks on a matter that they are extremely experienced with or knowledgeable about is an expert?

not if theyre anonymous to conceal that they dont actually exist as anything except a puppet to spout the authors opinion as fact

What constitutes an expert to you?

a real person that exists, knows about a thing, and isnt paid by their political opposition

The media shit on him all the time for the things that he did wrong, e.g. the drone strikes in Syria.

lol they went so fucking easy on him

And Fox 'dijon mustard' News/talk radio was eager to find anything that they use to shit on him

obama had tan suits and mustard at the very worst, and democrats loved to make jokes about how petty that shit was

now theyre obsessed with ranch and ice cream scoops

Yes. Why was it shit and 'doomed to fail from day 1'?

because it expected a whole lot of voluntary restraint on the part of iranians and no actual way to enforce any of it

It's a reason why the media criticized Trump. If Hillary did the same thing then that deserves criticism as well.

hmmm but that didnt happen did it, it was a wild conspiracy from the alt right nazis that hate women

you must have a very strange and trashy life if you think that normal people act like that when somebody says something negative about them

have you seen his twitter, everyone under him is unhinged

doubt

What constitutes a reliable source?

literally have as many as you want, obamas admin were corrupt to the core

Where did you get that information from? Source?

no hes the arizona guy who made uncomfortable prison camps with dudes dressed in pink to be "hard on crime" or whatever and has a tank, hes been a thing for ages

He's the guy who failed to investigate over 400 sex crimes, including child molestation cases where the suspect was known, because he had more fun rounding up immigrants (legal and illegal), among other things. This was found by the sheriff of a different police chief. All of the allegations about him are well-documented. Where's your evidence that they're false? Do you just feel like they are?

nope just hypocritical, it makes the average person question why its only such a big deal now and not say 5 years ago

Can you point to a case on par with Pruitt's where the official was not forced to resign?

stop reading tabloids lol

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propaganda is legal in america since the repeal of the smith mundt act under obama

The Smith Mundt Act was never repealed...

unless white people made them amirite

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the fbi does this shit constantly, its like half of their job lol

So your logic is 'the FBI has informants so the protest was made up of FBI informants'?

my source is close to the subject at hand and can totally be trusted

I like how you're trying to avoid admitting to yourself that your view of reality is made up of shit that feels like it should be right.

not if theyre anonymous to conceal that they dont actually exist as anything except a puppet to spout the authors opinion as fact

Why would an expert be anonymous while giving Trump advice on what to do, or commenting on what Trump is doing? wtf are you even going on about?

a real person that exists, knows about a thing, and isnt paid by their political opposition

Let me guess- when somebody disagrees with Daddy they're paid opposition in your world, since Daddy can never be wrong.

lol they went so fucking easy on him

What big scandal did they hide or downplay, as you were implying?

now theyre obsessed with ranch and ice cream scoops

Obsessed? There was like a day where a few news outlets mentioned the ice cream thing. I've never even heard about 'ranch'. The only reason you think the media is "obsessed" with these things is because they're memes on /pol/ used to downplay legitimate media criticisms (i assume that's where you heard about whatever the ranch thing is)

because it expected a whole lot of voluntary restraint on the part of iranians and no actual way to enforce any of it

The Iranians agreed to the inspection of their nuclear facilities in exchange for relaxed sanctions. Enforcement is done by leveraging sanctions. Were you unaware of what international deals are until Daddy talked about the Iran deal?

hmmm but that didnt happen did it, it was a wild conspiracy from the alt right nazis that hate women

wat

have you seen his twitter, everyone under him is unhinged

So you're using twitter attention whores as a metric for what is normal emotional behavior?

What constitutes a reliable source?

primary sources mainly, but even then you have to use discretion

i like reuters myself but theyre hardly infallible

Where did you get that information from? Source?

on obamas admin being corrupt? likely from a lot of the same places you did, but i only pay attention to the bare bones of the articles and ignore when journalists try to tell you what to believe

you can also look up a lot of the details of government stuff because its public record

you can see who donors are and who funds what, its all there

failed to investigate over 400 sex crimes, including child molestation cases where the suspect was known, because he had more fun rounding up immigrants

i mean tbh that sounds like a low effort smear job, hes not personally responsible for cases and every department has more cold cases than theyd like to admit

also the people rounding up illegals arent the ones doing detective work

Where's your evidence that they're false? Do you just feel like they are?

nah the figures are probably real but youre attributing motivation to it

Can you point to a case on par with Pruitt's where the official was not forced to resign?

well i dunno, you seem to think its a pretty serious issue

?

im saying "domestic assault and scandals" isnt a real thing

remember when they tried to say he raped a 13 year old, and then like 30 different women, and then his wife? lol

The Smith Mundt Act was never repealed...

they called it "modernization", because "were now allowed to lie to you" sounds bad

heres some sources

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/us-domestic-propaganda-officially-aired-2013-7

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130715/11210223804/anti-propaganda-ban-repealed-freeing-state-dept-to-direct-its-broadcasting-arm-american-citizens.shtml

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smith%E2%80%93Mundt_Act

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im making a joke about confederate statues

So your logic is 'the FBI has informants so the protest was made up of FBI informants'?

no its "really obvious and dumb protests that normal people wouldnt go to for fear of social repercussions are probably honeypots"

real nazis are way more subtle- they dont go around heiling and drawing swastikas on stuff, they try to subtly convince people jews are bad and slowly bring people around

you cant hit people in the face with extremism, you only get crazies for easy arrests and easy funding that way

I like how you're trying to avoid admitting to yourself

its a joke

my source is someone with knowledge of the presidents habits so you know its real

wtf are you even going on about?

no, media experts

sources say trump is crazy, etc

since Daddy can never be wrong.

lol he can be wrong as fuck its just that people are literally paid to shit on him so it dilutes discourse and lowers trust

What big scandal did they hide or downplay, as you were implying?

droning americans, giving guns to cartels, funding isis

omg right wing conspiracies amirite

memes on /pol/ used to downplay legitimate media criticisms

lol yes thats definitely it, pol just hates legit criticism of trump

its not like its full of pictures of him kissing the wall in israel and with a yamulke on with a big star of david superimposed over him and shit

pol shits on trump as much as reddit, they just hate communism more

inspection

nice by who? the un? lol

tbh im not even opposed to iran having the shit but the concerns are real

wat

american media said that hillary fainting and being dragged into a van didnt happen and was a conspiracy

lol nvm the clinton foundation i guess

One of the most baffling things about Trump and his supporters is that he bet Hillary but you all keep whinging about her like she won. Its bizarre

yeah and if an oj simpson fan started ranting about other people stabbing women people would probably tell him to hold up a sec too you feel me

Yeah probably cause if the analogy held true then the other stabbers would have been convicted whole Oj is still free...

it does hold true because hillary got away with it too

Gettem snally

oh yeah also hilarious russia conspiracies

he probably watches too much TV because that is the majority of arguments against Trump because that’s what sells for TV

the actual arguments are walls of text on a respected source

is pretty ridiculous that the govt of the UK is allowing its local city government to disrespect a foreign head of state

And that's why its funny, you mong

Daddy spends hours of every day on Twitter, but the idea of a politician signing a form offends me!

So it's not really much to get upset over, but it is pretty ridiculous that the govt of the UK is allowing its local city government to disrespect a foreign head of state--the foreign head of state--in a way that just makes their own country look clownish.

lol everybody is clamoring about free speech in the UK until it comes to insulting their daddy

Wtf I hate free speech now

but it is pretty ridiculous that the govt of the UK is allowing its local city government to disrespect a foreign head of state--the foreign head of state--in a way that just makes their own country look clownish.

No. It is SURPRISING, because the UK government is not known for valuing freedom of speech, but it is also the right thing to do because of freedom of speech.

IDK I think it's pretty funny tbh

Gonna come drink your tears when Daddy orders a drone strike to knock it down.

lets see

getting stabbed to death in a crime infested city while your mayor does nothing

or

get salty over a float

hmmm yes, clearly the right has been defeated XD

He should focus on important things like restaurant paints jobs.

"The Mayor supports the right to peaceful protest and understands that this can take many different forms."

I agree, isn't it great that he is committed to free speech!

Lol. He's not committed to free speech, he's committed to bashing drumpf, ya dingus.

You say that like he's personally organizing it. He just signed off on someone's request.

This wasn't one of his priorities. He just gave the people putting it up the green light.

With Mayocide, neither Trump nor the people who put up that balloon would exist.

Wtf I hate the mayocide now

Oh this will get the ladies of London a little randy

lmao Drumpf getting rekt here XDD

I'm betting he'll spend the day triggered on tweetee actually once he knows.

On one hand, more tantrums from him are always fun; on the other, brits being dumb enough to spend all this time and effort just to "stick it to Trump" are fucking pathetic.

We have to stop this nihilistic rejection of effort and instead promote creativity. I care more about the fact that it's not really that interesting than the fact that people worked to make it a reality.

What you mean ‘brits’? About ten people got together to get a balloon made mate

lmao right. britbongs definitely don't have daddy trump on their mind 24/7

Seems like his bootlickers are getting offended on his behalf right here

Truly the drama gift that keeps on giving.

I believe we just yesterday celebrated exactly our thoughts on the opinions of Parliament and the UK, and how little they matter.

and yet, here you are

Yes, Here I am...I make it a policy to point out the inane, stupid and totally useless. This qualifies for all three.

Don't mess with this dude.

If we don’t matter so much let’s see how eager trump is to piss us off, cause at the end of the day, we are still a deciding vote in the UN

Aw, it's cute that you think the UN is still relevant.

Now this is rent free /u/kippot !

Are you being ironic? The fact that your first instinct was to ping him just goes to show that he is living rent free in your mind lmao

Obvious

Usernamesuggestsotherwise.zip

/u/WeWuzKANG5 is really totally UNMAD with me, dw ;)

You are pretty obvious

☝️☝️☝️

you wish, centipedo ;)

Lol

le harrumpf btfo, impeachmemt imminent

Surely this will be the end of Blumpf!

It took 18 months to get Nixon. I don't know why you retards think it's instantaneous.

Nixon was innocent

Lmao.

He says, nervously every day for two years now.

TFW liberals realize their best case impeachment scenario leads to Pence becoming president: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wDYNVH0U3cs/maxresdefault.jpg

Twooooo scoooooooooops bglarble flumpf

Surely this will be the end of Blumpf!

Exclusively using dead memes in [current year]

So brave

I love this however if anyone did something similar to Sadiq Khan, they would be denounced as a harrasser and islamophobic.

That’s bullshit but okay brother

So you don't love that? Okay brother.

kickstart it, test your theory

I like how there's an inbuilt assumption that the DDF is too poor to afford balloons.

I want Muhammad and his child wife balloons flown over London next

We can't do that, someone might get offended!

And disper fetish Trump balloon isnt offensive to someone?

Who's going to be offended by this balloon? Trump won't care and his supporters won't either (remember when they tried the inflatable chicken thing and T_D loved it?)

Trump won't care and his supporters won't either

lmao

Trump won't care

You know this isn't true

Is offended codeword for gunned down with an AK?

Don’t be silly! AK’s are banned in the UK, just like in France. That could never happen. Except for that one time when they shot up the Bataclan theater in Paris, but we don’t talk about that.

Get the Pink Floyd pig to float around with Khan’s face on it. Let’s see how he handles it.

Muslims will fuck your daughters, if a woman does end up ever touching you.

damn, did you actually do it?

So much shit going on in London and this will simply be a distraction of convenience.

Seems extremely irresponsible and hypocritical. Imagine running your entire platform on being against "divisiveness" and then encouraging something like this during a professional stately affair with so-called allies. It's definitely not a "free speech" thing, as they sure as fuck don't care about that in the UK -- Sadiq would absolutely NOT allow some grandiose and perverse demonstration like this if it were against 'leftism' or 'globalism' or anything of the sort.

What a joke, truly.

Imagine running your entire platform on being against "divisiveness"

who are you quoting

Breitbart.

Imagine running your entire platform on being a loud, brash retard that constantly makes fun of you, and then being absolutely butt-devastated when someone makes fun of you back.

Letting Trump live in their head rent free wasn't good enough, so they had to go get a permit to really show their dedication.

Honestly, this is blatant flattery. Almost nothing Trump does had any impact on their quaint, tea-slurping lives, but they fear him so much they resort to this sort of silliness. I hope that one day I can generate this much hate and discontent on the international stage.

I'm pretty sure they'll latch onto anything to distract themselves from the reality of being British in <currentyear>.

I'm sure he'll take it as flattery.

Based Boomer Khan

>thats the actual headline

😂😂😂

This is good for dramacoin

People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Britbongs can't be this smug this soon adter voting to brexit.

i’m sure the same folks would make a giant balloon out of Brexit if it weren’t an abstract concept

Brexit was the only good thing Britbongs have done in 30 years

The absolute STATE of political discourse in the current year.

The level of pettiness is too damn high. I do, however, look forward to drama that will unfold 👌

Can't critique the Sadiq.

I thought saying mean shit was illegal in the UK now. Oh it's against trump, lol, that fattie. Fat fat fatty. Look he's a baby looool we're adults but he's a baby looool. Climate change please

You mad whitey?

ooo what’s next, they’re gonna make fun of his hair?

impeachment any day now! lol

Khan is a disgrace.

muslim

what a surprise

Oh ...... never stop being petulant leftists.......

Definitely won't backfire when a Truck of Peace runs amok right under the balloon.

  1. Unprofessional on a national level.
  2. Piss poor method of trying to convince an opponent of seeing your way.

this is a really really good thread, it earns my official Nintendo Stamp of Approval

WTF is all this seriousposting in /r/drama? Did some refugee SRDines sneak across the border when the mods were asleep?

Plenty of trumpies

ITT angry trumpkins

I've decided to take no action. Instead I've adopted baby Trump as a mascot for his visit.

yawn

Ah sun news, the reasonTed Kaczynski was right since 1964.

lol fucking england

let somalis stab you in the street with rambo knives and random muslims groom and rape children willy nilly but this is top priority

nuke it already

Is that why crime is so bad in American cities? All your police drop everything to work on stupid art projects, instead of having an appropriate board handle dumb stuff like this leaving the authorities fee to pursue crime?

im australian and tbh most cops are faggots on a power trip but they should still at least try to stop people being raped and stabbed

If I were that balloon-making company, I'd simultaneously laugh my way to the bank with these retards' money and keep my company name far, far from anything related to the end product.

Lot of triggered Trumptards in this thread.

To keep the centrism in balance here:

[Liberal comment mocking right-wingers]

6 meters isn't that big. What a waste. London is massive.

The Failing United Kingdom

London run by Moslem infiltrator Sadiq Khan. England is fucking gay.

more proof that the right isn't funny

Remind me whether the Moslems are left or right today

do you even know your right from your left?

The left is where your heart is. The right is the one you punch antifa with.

you couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag

You couldn't punch your way out of a wet burqa

it's okay to admit you didn't understand my joke.

You're painfully cringey, stop.

This will surely be the end of Drumpf!

Khan has become such a dumb cunt waste of oxygen since becoming MoL. He did a good job as a local MP but now he just ignores all the fucking real problems and acts like a bitch all day.

Broke: Trying to find new allies and increase trade relations after you leave a supernational trade society

Woke: Floating a giant balloon at your most likely new client.

Good god we have some major crybabies crying over a balloon of a crybaby. I think it is a good reflection.

Wow brits sure are salty about independence day

Britain is doing well lol

I love this man

Drumpf is surely finished now. He will NEVER be able to recover from the disrespect and embarrassment.

politics is turning into trash tv.

probably because that's about the depth of thought of most money whoring politicians.

President Trump really is bringing out the worst in everybody.

I have nothing to add. This is good for drama.

Mutually assured retardation

And vvv good for drama coin

I think this might be it

I mean, how will Gromalford Shrlomp IV ever recover from this?

Gromalford Shrlomp IV

See /u/throwaway_999912? I told you and this gets worse with every iteration lol

This is why we need mayocide

Feels good to finally have my efforts appreciated

Thanks fellow le reddit user

This pleases Mohamed (piss be upon him).

sand niggers owned LE epic style xd

damn you're good at this.

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness.

Such a mature reaction.

Jesus fucking Christ there's so many holes to traverse here... it's like r/dramainception

Oh no, daddy wont like this. He wont like it one bit.