Not as sick as what I do to your mom. Who is a woman of loose morals that I regularly have sexual intercourse with in a disgusting but also humorous way.
Ok, for example, if I'm fucking her up the ass and I feel like her sphincter and butt tube are not as tight as I would like them, I will ball my hand into a tight fist. Then I'll say "there's $10 more in it for you if I can punch you in the back of the head right now" because consent is not optional. #ImWithHer At this point, I take my fist and forcefully punch the back of her head. I call this technique the 'honkey munch' because whatever white trash bitch I'm fucking will, immediately after being struck, clench her jaw causing a chain reaction throughout her entire body which will result in her anal cavity becoming much tighter for a short period of time.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-07
Gay porn is a genre that cuts across all demographics and the stigma that you have to be gay to enjoy it needs to come to an end right now.
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1 Plexipus 2018-07-07
He looks exactly like I imagined he would, which is to say terrible
1 LadyVetinari 2018-07-07
The pup is cute tho and that's all that matters
1 allendrio 2018-07-07
Im pretty jealous tbh.
1 Arbys_Official 2018-07-07
I try to avoid thinking of r/drama posters as real actual humans.
1 Plexipus 2018-07-07
It does tend to make their jokes less fun when you see how pitiful they are
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2018-07-07
I wonder how /u/wil feels about getting verbally murdered by him now?
1 shitpost953 2018-07-07
where'd you get the pic??
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-07-07
He forgot to take it out of the Facebook drama he posted earlier if you scroll to the bottom of his screenshots.
1 Zozbot 2018-07-07
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-07-07
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-07-07
zozzle
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-07
zoz
1 Matthew94 2018-07-07
zle
1 captainktainer 2018-07-07
zozzle
1 shitpost953 2018-07-07
oo thanks!
I usually don't read lawlzposts but I'll have to make an exception
1 Fucking-Christ 2018-07-07
ban yourself
1 MasterLawlz 2018-07-07
unironically hurtful
1 shitpost953 2018-07-07
don't take it personally.. i have a very short attention span.. I'm mostly into weave-pulling and maybe some light nipple play.
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-07-07
How many chins is that?
1 Matues49 2018-07-07
1 Boring_normie 2018-07-07
sexy
1 vast_rape 2018-07-07
fake dox. The fact that an autist like lawlz can make so many people here rag dance proves he really is king amongst retards.
1 NardDogAndy 2018-07-07
Nice try, Lawlz alt
1 jorio 2018-07-07
Oh hey u/masterlawlz, you look a little bit like Tom Cruise...
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wait for it
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and a lot like a sex offender notification.
Rimshot to the fuckin face bitch!
1 MasterLawlz 2018-07-07
whoa sick burn bro!
1 jorio 2018-07-07
Not as sick as what I do to your mom. Who is a woman of loose morals that I regularly have sexual intercourse with in a disgusting but also humorous way.
1 Justinat0r 2018-07-07
Pray tell
1 jorio 2018-07-07
Ok, for example, if I'm fucking her up the ass and I feel like her sphincter and butt tube are not as tight as I would like them, I will ball my hand into a tight fist. Then I'll say "there's $10 more in it for you if I can punch you in the back of the head right now" because consent is not optional. #ImWithHer At this point, I take my fist and forcefully punch the back of her head. I call this technique the 'honkey munch' because whatever white trash bitch I'm fucking will, immediately after being struck, clench her jaw causing a chain reaction throughout her entire body which will result in her anal cavity becoming much tighter for a short period of time.
1 mgtow_idgaf 2018-07-07
But for for really dude, is everything ok? Can I order you a pizza?
1 MasterLawlz 2018-07-07
yeah I'm good hbu?
1 polddit 2018-07-07
>Immediately replying to any comments in desperation for human interaction on a Saturday night
This is the life of perpetually crossed eyes folks
1 MasterLawlz 2018-07-07
true
1 allendrio 2018-07-07
Grow a small goatee (not a fucking neckbeard) to make yourself look less like a overly tall boy.
1 charming_tainter 2018-07-07
I'd hit it
1 SuperShake66652 2018-07-07
THE GOYIM KNOW!!
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-07-07
Which one in the pic is u/masterlawlz. Is it the human or the dog??
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-07-07
What’s that?