Side note: it's a function of that testosterone crippled brain that you are so focused on dicks, and your own dick in particular. Guess what? Take estrogen for a while and you will lose focus on that body part to the point where it doesn't even matter anymore. There is so much more to being a woman that genitals, like the depth and complexity of emotions and bonding with others in ways that are literally incomprehensible to you.
I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src
I actually think he's kind of aware, with a touch of conscious, brutal honesty. You'd have to have awareness to say the exactly wrong thing at exactly the wrong time .
It's the curse of success. You win, despite the odds, so you cobvince yourself that you are always right and people will listen to and believe you. And you "know" that you are a good person, so obviously everyone else will see that too. And even if they don't see it, you're successful and they're just haters. And for most of your life it works, right up until it doesn't.
"Okay Papa John, all you gotta do is exist, and occasionally film a commercial, and you will have more money than you will know what to do with for the rest of your life, got it? Don't do anything else and don't say anything else. Just exist."
He's just a retard that rode a wave of white priveledge, nepotism, and family money to the top like every other single wealthy southern white republican.
As an Alabamian it's hilarious to remind people that George "Segregation Now, Segregation Tomorrow, Segregation Forever" Wallace won the 1972 Democratic primary in Maryland and Michigan and that Indiana was the heartland of the Klan. Birmingham doubling as Bombingham during the civil rights era was more the result of southerners being more violent in general and the fact that much of the local Klan were union coal miners and thus had access to explosives.
That said I'd argue that there's a slight difference between the formerly slaving parts of the south and the non-slaving parts like Tennessee and north Alabama, where the post-emancipation tenant farmers were white. The latter group are closer to midwesterners and presently part of the southern salient of the meth belt while places like Alabama's Black Belt form the hookworm belt (Thanks to the high water table and frequent rainfall/flooding, the sort of underground septic tanks typically utilized by rednecks don't work well there, hence the hookworms.), home to a uniquely southern form of retardation and appalling poverty thanks to endemic brain drain and declining population since the 1960s rendering the place an economic wasteland.
After all his controversies, I started eating at Papa Johns more often. I may turn into a lardass, sure, but despite this I invite you to do the same.
Not because of "muh endorsement" or anything. It's just that if PJ goes out of businesses, shit like this will stop happening. PJ is the most lolcow Pizzaria out there.
Yeah I like it. Plus they give you all the nutritional info in really detailed breakdowns. But most fast food would obviously never compare to an actual restaurant.
It's fine in America too, this is the standard "I'm going to make up the most outlandish bullshit possible because I prefer a different brand". It's weirdly common when people talk about pizza.
Online: Papa John's tastes like rancid cat shit marinated in urine and vomit, I would rather cut my tongue out than let one drop of that disgusting garbage touch my lips.
I'm guessing you've never been drunk at 3 in the morning, you should try it sometime before you end up like the easily triggered incel mayos that think this subreddit is a safe place for them.
Papa John's is good about toppings. They spread the stuff out more than the other chains. The cheese is okay, and the sauce varies from tangy to overly sweet depending on the temperature.
Papa Johns BBQ chicken bacon pizza with jalapenos is my go to food for a night of drinking. You'll regret it the next morning when you wake up covered in sweat with half a pepperoni stuck on your nipple, but deep down it was worth it and you know it.
all 3 of those chains have frozen pizza dough soaking in oil(not garlic butter) for days at a time. Having worked at all 3 dominos is the only place that didn't have big blotches of mold growing on the dough or the trays being brought in.
“Geez, that ending sucks! Why don’t you make it so that … so that Lardass goes home and he shoots his father, then he runs away an’, and he joins the Texas Rangers. How about that?”
DiGiorno used a hash tag used by domestic violence victims to reveal why they didn't leave their abusers to state they stayed because their abuser had their brand of pizza.
In terms of pizza brands being real pieces of shit, that seems like they're winning that one.
No way, the best thing Papa John's had going for them was there deep dish and they did away with probably because PJ found out minorites where liking that shit so he said, NO! we are going back to wet cardboard only!
Also, KFC was started in 1959 and Colonel Sanders sold it in 1964. Shockingly, the general public was way more forgiving of racism around the time. Is PJ using the 1950s as his barometer on race relations?
Also I was curious and looked into Sanders and found this from his wikipedia:
As late as 1979 Sanders made surprise visits to KFC restaurants, and if the food disappointed him, he denounced it to the franchisee as "God-damned slop" or pushed it onto the floor.
“Colonel Sanders called blacks n-----s,” Schnatter said, before complaining that Sanders never faced public backlash.
bahahahaha!
how come the chicken dude gets to say the naughty word but I cant?
waaaaaaah!
right wingtards are always such whiny cry babies. Like the dude is a phenomenal business success and rich as fuck and he just whines like a little bitch because he cant say the n word
Being filthy rich, he can say it all he wants without much real detriment to his life. Poor baby can't handle that all the money in the world won't let him say things people really dislike without being really disliked himself.
It's something of a divide between the south and the midwest. The Papa is from the latter, which is mostly lily white and/or heavily segregated and host to a unique form of what I'd describe as racial blindness. That sort of demographic situation is much less common in the south and unless one is willing to live in a poverty-stricken rural methvile the hard R is off the table in polite company or in public and will get a person fired in a flash. Incidentally, southern mayos share the midwesterners' habit of reeeing over immigration because Hispanic immigration is heavily concentrated in the white parts of the south (because no self-respecting immigrant would move to some hookworm infested shithole like Selma) and broke their stranglehold over low and moderately-skilled trade work such that those employers no longer deal with Meth-Americans' bullshit and send them packing off to the disability line while white-monopolized occupations like coal mining are dying thanks to hydrofracking. Thus, the grandchildren of George Wallace Democrats are usually hard-core Trumpers.
As a southerner it's hilarious when white northerners like this dumb sorostitute from Jersey come to, say, the University of Alabama without checking the demographics of Tuscaloosa and are shocked to discover that the city is 40% black.
I still dont understand how the first thing he said is controversial?
he said less people are watching the NFL because of the kneeling, and less people watching meant less people ordering pizza on gameday.. isn't all of that completely true?
because they are entertaining, we should keep a few after the mayocide so we can throw them into some drive thru zoo and gawk at them on the weekends, "look honey, the pot-bellied mayos are fighting again! awwww they are so cute with their belly buttons sticking out of their wifebeaters.
It may true (it's highly debatable that people stopped watching due to kneeling), but it's also incredibly stupid to say.
The reason it's stupid to say is that it gives the impression that he, a mayo pizza company owner, is weighing in on a complex issue of race, civil rights, free speech, and employee rights that primarily concerns black guys, and he's weighing on the "fuck those blacks" side.
Sometimes you just shouldn't give your 2 cents on an issue because it don't concern you.
He should have just not said anything at all. It's controversial because there's a controversy going on about it and he walked his company right into the middle of it. Whichever side you support it's gonna end badly and you're gonna lose business. It's like McDonald's coming out and saying fucking "Free Palestine"
I'm wondering if it isn't some subtle marketing ploy, like they can blow off the white guilt soy-crowd because they don't eat shitty pizza and black people have Popeye's, so why not just come out in sheets and connect with the wider base of handegg coach potatoes.
Nah, it's just the Papa being a dumbass as usual. Black people actually live in cities and thus in pizza delivery areas, unlike white trash (Thank heavens, because in my experience as a driver whiskey tangos are the most abusive, entitled customers on the planet, on par if not worse than their ghetto counterparts.) and the soy crowd run universities and thus hold the purse strings for lucrative high-volume orders.
No one actually gives a shit. People that somehow like that pizza wont stop buying it because of some shit the owner said. Let's be real, if you can't convince people to stop eating like shit cause it'll fucking kill them then you're not going to have any luck by saying the owner said a bad word. Or maybe you will, in which case, holy fuck are human beings as a whole a joke.
Eh, having worked there black people were a sizable and arguably the most loyal part of Papa's customer base in spite of frequently receiving awful service at the hands of the mostly redneck employee base (worked great for me; I memorized all the black regulars who tipped and stole those orders with impunity from the other drivers because they were too stupid to notice). Papa's done a helluva job of entrenching Pizza Hut as the official pizza of black America (and official pizza sponsor of the NFL). Having talked with friends still on Papa's plantation their sales have tanked, down something like 25%.
My religion is my personal business. It governs my personal life, my personal morals. And my religious philosophy is personal between me and the God in whom I believe; just as the religious philosophy of these others is between them and the God in whom they believe. And this is best this way.
I would argue that it’s a less a ban and more of a situation where there will be repercussions for what you say because of the context of how you said it. If Elon Musk says, “I want to skull-fuck Malala Yousafzai” and gets in trouble for it, it’s won’t be because people want to ban the naughty F-word.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-07-11
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1 mr_punchy 2018-07-11
Got rape?
1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-11
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1 JumbledFun 2018-07-11
wow PJ's didn't even deny it :O
1 Strictlybutters 2018-07-11
Probably somewhere between Hasselhoff on the floor choking on cheeseburgers and Mel Gibson reciting the turner diaries while being arrested.
1 Kijafa 2018-07-11
Probably because they want his ass out.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2018-07-11
So pretty much his usual self?
1 Mother_Jabubu 2018-07-11
https://youtu.be/dkGUI4bnQbQ
1 charming_tainter 2018-07-11
Mel was a deep state patsy
1 pepperouchau 2018-07-11
He's just a based free speech advocate don't censor him!!!
1 zenicaone 2018-07-11
hell nah. he a real nigga, not some bitchass fake pussy nigga.
1 StevenGorefrost 2018-07-11
https://www.google.com/search?q=papa+johns+drunk&rlz=1C5ACMJ_enUS518US518&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=lYw7nXUleVqjbM%253A%252Cn8BMflr_HI-UzM%252C_&usg=__sI3gFoAx8FdgKnDSVZGxH1gglU4%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjsgP3Fw5rcAhWPl-AKHUxWAVkQ9QEILzAD#imgrc=lYw7nXUleVqjbM:
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-07-11
Papa John wears sheets everybody knows that.
1 newcomer_ts 2018-07-11
Peak journalism...
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-07-11
Papa Johns is a pro-pirate pizza company. No ninjas allowed.
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-07-11
Lolol.
His initial fuckup wasn't even all that bad, but he just keeps digging that hole deeper.
1 snallygaster 2018-07-11
How do people end up like this, with no situational awareness? Are they born this way?
1 tgifmondays 2018-07-11
Eat papa johns once
1 snallygaster 2018-07-11
nahhh
1 AntiLuke 2018-07-11
Papa John's is little Caesars tier at dominoes price.
1 Zachums 2018-07-11
The ultimate pizza insult.
1 Iron-Fist 2018-07-11
They wish they had dominos prices. More like little cesars at pizza hut prices.
1 Femicide 2018-07-11
pizza hut is expensive there? it's cheap as all fuck where i live, it's not good pizza, but for how cheap it is it's pretty good.
1 Yiin 2018-07-11
I actually think he's kind of aware, with a touch of conscious, brutal honesty. You'd have to have awareness to say the exactly wrong thing at exactly the wrong time .
1 gnrlysrs 2018-07-11
have you seen the giant dragon statue he has in his home? he has guy fieri's aspirations but his aspergers get in the way of the execution.
1 snallygaster 2018-07-11
His interior design looks like something you'd craft after maxing out your character in an MMO
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-07-11
Nah.
It's the curse of success. You win, despite the odds, so you cobvince yourself that you are always right and people will listen to and believe you. And you "know" that you are a good person, so obviously everyone else will see that too. And even if they don't see it, you're successful and they're just haters. And for most of your life it works, right up until it doesn't.
1 kryonik 2018-07-11
"Okay Papa John, all you gotta do is exist, and occasionally film a commercial, and you will have more money than you will know what to do with for the rest of your life, got it? Don't do anything else and don't say anything else. Just exist."
"Okay... you dirty spic."
"Sonofabitch!"
1 OceanRacoon 2018-07-11
Getting a big laugh out of that, sums up so much of this type of thing so we'll
1 DarthMagnus88 2018-07-11
As a dirty spic who worked at Papa John's twice I wish that would have been me in the imaginary scenario you just described. Fucking hilarious lol
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-07-11
He's just a retard that rode a wave of white priveledge, nepotism, and family money to the top like every other single wealthy southern white republican.
1 teddyrooseveltsfist 2018-07-11
He's from Indiana.
1 DarthMagnus88 2018-07-11
same thing, midwest/south the whole middle part of this country is just one big shitty mayo wasteland.
1 solowng 2018-07-11
As an Alabamian it's hilarious to remind people that George "Segregation Now, Segregation Tomorrow, Segregation Forever" Wallace won the 1972 Democratic primary in Maryland and Michigan and that Indiana was the heartland of the Klan. Birmingham doubling as Bombingham during the civil rights era was more the result of southerners being more violent in general and the fact that much of the local Klan were union coal miners and thus had access to explosives.
That said I'd argue that there's a slight difference between the formerly slaving parts of the south and the non-slaving parts like Tennessee and north Alabama, where the post-emancipation tenant farmers were white. The latter group are closer to midwesterners and presently part of the southern salient of the meth belt while places like Alabama's Black Belt form the hookworm belt (Thanks to the high water table and frequent rainfall/flooding, the sort of underground septic tanks typically utilized by rednecks don't work well there, hence the hookworms.), home to a uniquely southern form of retardation and appalling poverty thanks to endemic brain drain and declining population since the 1960s rendering the place an economic wasteland.
1 Peepeeopsis 2018-07-11
After all his controversies, I started eating at Papa Johns more often. I may turn into a lardass, sure, but despite this I invite you to do the same.
Not because of "muh endorsement" or anything. It's just that if PJ goes out of businesses, shit like this will stop happening. PJ is the most lolcow Pizzaria out there.
True drama users eat at PJ's.
1 Peepeeopsis 2018-07-11
Also this article is bullshit what the fuck
1 sillybandland 2018-07-11
This ones better
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/07/11/papa-johns-shares-crater-after-report-that-founder-used-a-n-word.html?__source=sharebar|twitter&par=sharebar
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-07-11
Thanks for doing your part
1 80BAIT08 2018-07-11
PapaJ is official pizza of /r/drama
1 Mao_Zedong_Thot 2018-07-11
I thought that was Comet Pizza
1 Manannin 2018-07-11
Nah, it’s some back alley pizza place that sells seafood pizza at 2 am and dishes out massive diarrhoea.
1 Mao_Zedong_Thot 2018-07-11
Barack-alley Obartion's Cheez Pizza
1 zenicaone 2018-07-11
A for effort
1 DamnesiaVu 2018-07-11
If I wanted to pay $15 for a disappointing experience and be left feeling ill afterwards, I'd just go a round in /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy's bussy.
1 acct_118 2018-07-11
Drama maybe, but it's legitimately the shittiest tasting fast food type pizza (never had Little Ceasars so can't comment on that). I'll pass.
1 Peepeeopsis 2018-07-11
Idk how it is in Free Land of America but outside of the free land, it's decent. Not the best, but not bad.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-07-11
Yeah I like it. Plus they give you all the nutritional info in really detailed breakdowns. But most fast food would obviously never compare to an actual restaurant.
1 carthoris26 2018-07-11
It's fine in America too, this is the standard "I'm going to make up the most outlandish bullshit possible because I prefer a different brand". It's weirdly common when people talk about pizza.
Online: Papa John's tastes like rancid cat shit marinated in urine and vomit, I would rather cut my tongue out than let one drop of that disgusting garbage touch my lips.
IRL: Free? Yeah sure I'll take 6 slices.
1 ItsSugar 2018-07-11
If you're eating at fast food chains you don't deserve taste buds.
1 DarthMagnus88 2018-07-11
I'm guessing you've never been drunk at 3 in the morning, you should try it sometime before you end up like the easily triggered incel mayos that think this subreddit is a safe place for them.
1 ItsSugar 2018-07-11
Or maybe I don't live in a shithole in bumfuck nowhere, Nebraska, where I have to pick between partying and having good food.
1 DarthMagnus88 2018-07-11
hey calm down, don't be such a fragile mayo.
1 ItsSugar 2018-07-11
Calls others mayos
Has the lifestyle of a farmer
Try to keep up, you fucking autist.
1 DarthMagnus88 2018-07-11
didn't take long to break you huh whitey?
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-07-11
Papa John's is good about toppings. They spread the stuff out more than the other chains. The cheese is okay, and the sauce varies from tangy to overly sweet depending on the temperature.
1 Alimentas 2018-07-11
It's amazing in Moscow, definitely the best pizza place here. Not that great in Shanghai or Tokyo. Haven't tried it anywhere else so far.
1 newthrowayaw 2018-07-11
Papa Johns BBQ chicken bacon pizza with jalapenos is my go to food for a night of drinking. You'll regret it the next morning when you wake up covered in sweat with half a pepperoni stuck on your nipple, but deep down it was worth it and you know it.
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-07-11
Lol no.
Papa Johns is objectively the best chain pizza.
1 acct_118 2018-07-11
Dominos > Pizza Hut > Papa Johns
IMO. If given the choice/budget I'll take a local place of course.
1 literallydontcaree 2018-07-11
If you like dominos so much why don't you just heat up a frozen pizza and soak it in garlic butter for 3 hours.
1 DarthMagnus88 2018-07-11
all 3 of those chains have frozen pizza dough soaking in oil(not garlic butter) for days at a time. Having worked at all 3 dominos is the only place that didn't have big blotches of mold growing on the dough or the trays being brought in.
1 DarthMagnus88 2018-07-11
I worked at all 3, dominos and papa johns twice. I would place pizza hut at the bottom but dominos is without a doubt superior to papa johns.
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-07-11
Reverse that order and you got it.
Seriously, Dominos is so shitty they had to have a nationwide campaign apologizing for their shittiness.
1 A_WildStory_Appeared 2018-07-11
“Geez, that ending sucks! Why don’t you make it so that … so that Lardass goes home and he shoots his father, then he runs away an’, and he joins the Texas Rangers. How about that?”
1 Singulaire 2018-07-11
I never expected a literal pizza shill on this sub. Hey /u/pizzashill, this guy is stealing your gimick!
1 Hemingwavy 2018-07-11
DiGiorno used a hash tag used by domestic violence victims to reveal why they didn't leave their abusers to state they stayed because their abuser had their brand of pizza.
In terms of pizza brands being real pieces of shit, that seems like they're winning that one.
1 BussySundae 2018-07-11
Lmao Schnatter was known for being a fucking retard but this is hilarious.
Its like between his comments during last election and now, you can tell he's shooting to be the biggest asshole ever
1 acct_118 2018-07-11
Imagine being such a raging retard that you have to hire outside help to look like less of a retard.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-07-11
And you're so retarded that even the professional high-paid tardwranglers give up.
1 acct_118 2018-07-11
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-07-11
I meant that the consultants fired Papa John as a client.
1 acct_118 2018-07-11
Ooooooh, that makes more sense. I was like "wow rude". No hard feelings <3
1 shitposts_constantly 2018-07-11
He needed an entire company to tell him not to say "nigger" and he still did it.
1 PDaviss 2018-07-11
Trump just got so hard for Papa Johns Pizza after hearing that
1 pvijay187 2018-07-11
Papa John's is like the MDE/CringeAnarchy of pizza. Just sad, pathetic, and disgusting
1 Honk4Tits 2018-07-11
Literally a $5 Hot N Ready is better.
1 gnrlysrs 2018-07-11
they are both terrible and only fat mexican girls eat little Caesars
1 Honk4Tits 2018-07-11
The deep dish ain't bad. Plus pepperoni cheese bread.
1 Not_RCMP_ 2018-07-11
The deep dish is like 90% crust
Fuck that noise
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-11
Eww thinking crust is bad.
1 Not_RCMP_ 2018-07-11
>being this wrong
Ensure your safety friendo
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-07-11
Bueno.
1 wayback000 2018-07-11
out of your mind, their crazy bread is the best out of all the other pizza chains, if you argue with me on this I will fight you irl.
1 gnrlysrs 2018-07-11
You see that’s where you fucked up. Family business or go fuck your mother.
1 wayback000 2018-07-11
family businesses can suck the whitest part of my ass, offer competitive prices, or suck a long hard drag on some "fuck off."
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-07-11
I like how this has the controversial arrow on it. I honestly had no idea pizza of all things was such a divisive topic for this sub
1 shallowm 2018-07-11
a
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-07-11
And greasy
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-07-11
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1 jacnel45 2018-07-11
I thought state enforced pizza would look more like this though
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-07-11
No.
Papa Johns is hands down the best national chain pizza. And they were smart enough to get a good delivery app long before everyone else.
1 pvijay187 2018-07-11
If I had taste as bad as you I would have invested in rope. I suggest that's what you do
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-07-11
Get the fuck out of here. Dom's is tastier and the coupons make it cheaper
1 DarthMagnus88 2018-07-11
No way, the best thing Papa John's had going for them was there deep dish and they did away with probably because PJ found out minorites where liking that shit so he said, NO! we are going back to wet cardboard only!
1 illyrie 2018-07-11
fucking white people, jesus christ
1 beingwhiteisaIright 2018-07-11
What?
1 WarParakeet 2018-07-11
Stop ruining the country.
1 beingwhiteisaIright 2018-07-11
I'm elevating the country.
1 CordialCalamity 2018-07-11
Lol no
1 beingwhiteisaIright 2018-07-11
Yeah, white people are pretty awesome.
1 Swaquile 2018-07-11
mayocide now
1 Coelacance 2018-07-11
mayocide yourself now
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-11
I highly doubt someone would willingly miscegenate (true peaceful mayocide) him; but luckilly he doesn't have a chance at reproducing.
1 AfflictedCretin 2018-07-11
Well I'm still using the word #NIGGER as long as those mumbling monkeys are using it also.
1 Swaquile 2018-07-11
edgy
1 22333444455555666666 2018-07-11
are you 75 years old
1 greased-watermelon 2018-07-11
#MeToo
1 pepperouchau 2018-07-11
Make me a pizza
1 CordialCalamity 2018-07-11
Lmao 😆🤣😂 keep pretending like your cracker ass can articulate fuck all through that meth mouth of yours
1 ObnoxiousFactczecher 2018-07-11
Come on, you can't just say "Neapolitan" to other people like that.
1 whoatethekidsthen 2018-07-11
The most shocking thing is he thinks he's a peer of Colonel Sanders
1 Fading_Joy 2018-07-11
Isn't he kinda though? There are only so many "iconic" fast food dudes
1 whoatethekidsthen 2018-07-11
I don't know about you but KFC doesn't make me piss out of my ass after consuming it
1 DepletedMitochondria 2018-07-11
Descriptive
1 Fading_Joy 2018-07-11
I've never had PJ and I've only had KFC ones at a german roadstop, it must have been amongst the most greasiest and dirtiest things I've ever eaten
1 Bluest_waters 2018-07-11
papa john is like...a successful dumb shit
so, not really iconic
1 ferretesquire 2018-07-11
Also, KFC was started in 1959 and Colonel Sanders sold it in 1964. Shockingly, the general public was way more forgiving of racism around the time. Is PJ using the 1950s as his barometer on race relations?
Also I was curious and looked into Sanders and found this from his wikipedia:
Alpha as fuck.
1 AntiLuke 2018-07-11
He's not even at Dave Thomas level.
1 68686987698 2018-07-11
KFC is just as garbage now though. Even the Colonel said so.
1 A_Big_Teletubby 2018-07-11
Not even black people eat kfc anymore
1 Bluest_waters 2018-07-11
bahahahaha!
how come the chicken dude gets to say the naughty word but I cant?
waaaaaaah!
right wingtards are always such whiny cry babies. Like the dude is a phenomenal business success and rich as fuck and he just whines like a little bitch because he cant say the n word
fucking hell man.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-07-11
Being filthy rich, he can say it all he wants without much real detriment to his life. Poor baby can't handle that all the money in the world won't let him say things people really dislike without being really disliked himself.
1 solowng 2018-07-11
It's something of a divide between the south and the midwest. The Papa is from the latter, which is mostly lily white and/or heavily segregated and host to a unique form of what I'd describe as racial blindness. That sort of demographic situation is much less common in the south and unless one is willing to live in a poverty-stricken rural methvile the hard R is off the table in polite company or in public and will get a person fired in a flash. Incidentally, southern mayos share the midwesterners' habit of reeeing over immigration because Hispanic immigration is heavily concentrated in the white parts of the south (because no self-respecting immigrant would move to some hookworm infested shithole like Selma) and broke their stranglehold over low and moderately-skilled trade work such that those employers no longer deal with Meth-Americans' bullshit and send them packing off to the disability line while white-monopolized occupations like coal mining are dying thanks to hydrofracking. Thus, the grandchildren of George Wallace Democrats are usually hard-core Trumpers.
As a southerner it's hilarious when white northerners like this dumb sorostitute from Jersey come to, say, the University of Alabama without checking the demographics of Tuscaloosa and are shocked to discover that the city is 40% black.
1 Whatafuxup 2018-07-11
I still dont understand how the first thing he said is controversial?
he said less people are watching the NFL because of the kneeling, and less people watching meant less people ordering pizza on gameday.. isn't all of that completely true?
1 Bluest_waters 2018-07-11
he said colonel chicken called people niggers and no one got mad...how come he cant?
also reminisced about the halcyon days of being able to drag black peole behind your pickup truck
the dude is a walking talking dumb shit racist fuck face
1 MLK-Junior 2018-07-11
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-07-11
bad bot
1 Whatafuxup 2018-07-11
hey retard maybe read what i wrote next time before replying.
1 Bluest_waters 2018-07-11
well you are talking about the stupid dumb shit he said like a year ago instead of the stupid dumb shit he said today
catch up
1 Whatafuxup 2018-07-11
this was back in may, reard.
catch up.
actually just learn to read
1 Bluest_waters 2018-07-11
sorry for hurting your feelings
I know papa dumb shit is a big icon of yours
I will respect your papa fuckface safe space from now on
1 Whatafuxup 2018-07-11
drink a sody pop and keep yourself safe little guy
1 Bluest_waters 2018-07-11
says the guy sucking papa dumb shit's tiny pee pee in a drama thread
1 pepperouchau 2018-07-11
Why would anyone ever do that
1 CordialCalamity 2018-07-11
Eww fuck you wtf is your problem...
1 elmcmil 2018-07-11
that's because you're a rube and are too poor to have stocks to worry about.
1 Whatafuxup 2018-07-11
I'm also not an over sensitive faggot, so theres that as well.
you wouldn't understand
1 Etsuko1 2018-07-11
You're from CringeAnarchy, you're a sensitive faggot alright
1 Whatafuxup 2018-07-11
1 Bluest_waters 2018-07-11
dude you are literally butt hurt because people are being mean to papa shitbags
you are the only sensitive sally in this thread
1 Zachums 2018-07-11
imagine trying to not sound like you're the overly sensitive one by calling someone else a faggot lmaoo
1 Pablopubes 2018-07-11
Imagine
1 Whatafuxup 2018-07-11
faggot is a good descriptive word for people like you though?
1 CordialCalamity 2018-07-11
The only thing I don’t understand why fentanyl riddled mayos like you are allowed to exist.
1 Whatafuxup 2018-07-11
statistically speaking, you probably have depression and will kill yourself at some point.
hopefully soon.
1 justcool393 2018-07-11
no kys comments
1 DarthMagnus88 2018-07-11
because they are entertaining, we should keep a few after the mayocide so we can throw them into some drive thru zoo and gawk at them on the weekends, "look honey, the pot-bellied mayos are fighting again! awwww they are so cute with their belly buttons sticking out of their wifebeaters.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-11
Don't worry, they're going extinct through the magic of miscegenation, the true peaceful mayocide.
1 DarthMagnus88 2018-07-11
shut up faggot
1 elmcmil 2018-07-11
silence povvo, I didn't give you permission to reply to me.
1 AndreTheShadow 2018-07-11
"We can't have these uppity nignogs protesting, because it'll hurt the bottom line of my mediocre pizza company."
1 drvgyn4 2018-07-11
how dare pizza companies sponsor others to drive sales rather than support black lives matter
1 hariolus 2018-07-11
how dare these coloreds im paying for not partake in my phony patriot pageant
1 Whatafuxup 2018-07-11
they are protesting against nothing, negros commit significantly more crime than anyone else, so they are shot more than anyone else.
1 hariolus 2018-07-11
shut up grandpa
1 Combative_Douche 2018-07-11
You're missing the part about a company's image being important to sales.
1 Whatafuxup 2018-07-11
He said it during an earnings call with shareholders, when asked about sales dropping.
but of course niggers with an average IQ of 80 don't understand these things.
1 DepletedMitochondria 2018-07-11
> He said it during an earnings call with shareholders, when asked about sales dropping.
Specifically when it is a dumb af idea to say it
1 alexmikli 2018-07-11
Yeah, you always lie to shareholders.
1 DarthMagnus88 2018-07-11
shut up faggot.
1 DepletedMitochondria 2018-07-11
Don't forget what the Texan's owner said, "can't have inmates running the prison"
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-07-11
It may true (it's highly debatable that people stopped watching due to kneeling), but it's also incredibly stupid to say.
The reason it's stupid to say is that it gives the impression that he, a mayo pizza company owner, is weighing in on a complex issue of race, civil rights, free speech, and employee rights that primarily concerns black guys, and he's weighing on the "fuck those blacks" side.
Sometimes you just shouldn't give your 2 cents on an issue because it don't concern you.
1 Whatafuxup 2018-07-11
Didn't he say it during an earnings call with shareholders? Isn't that exactly where you say why less people are buying Pizza on sunday suddenly?
1 froibo 2018-07-11
How about is adversizing during NFL worth the return? He made it about the issue, not about buisness.
1 sillybandland 2018-07-11
He should have just not said anything at all. It's controversial because there's a controversy going on about it and he walked his company right into the middle of it. Whichever side you support it's gonna end badly and you're gonna lose business. It's like McDonald's coming out and saying fucking "Free Palestine"
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-07-11
I'm wondering if it isn't some subtle marketing ploy, like they can blow off the white guilt soy-crowd because they don't eat shitty pizza and black people have Popeye's, so why not just come out in sheets and connect with the wider base of handegg coach potatoes.
1 solowng 2018-07-11
Nah, it's just the Papa being a dumbass as usual. Black people actually live in cities and thus in pizza delivery areas, unlike white trash (Thank heavens, because in my experience as a driver whiskey tangos are the most abusive, entitled customers on the planet, on par if not worse than their ghetto counterparts.) and the soy crowd run universities and thus hold the purse strings for lucrative high-volume orders.
1 GreatTelephone 2018-07-11
I wonder who leaked the call...
1 elmcmil 2018-07-11
Midwestern hick is unable to keep his racism under wraps as he ages into senility, who ever would have thought????
1 OddSandwich 2018-07-11
https://livestreamfails.com/post/21207
1 neutralvoter 2018-07-11
No one actually gives a shit. People that somehow like that pizza wont stop buying it because of some shit the owner said. Let's be real, if you can't convince people to stop eating like shit cause it'll fucking kill them then you're not going to have any luck by saying the owner said a bad word. Or maybe you will, in which case, holy fuck are human beings as a whole a joke.
1 solowng 2018-07-11
Eh, having worked there black people were a sizable and arguably the most loyal part of Papa's customer base in spite of frequently receiving awful service at the hands of the mostly redneck employee base (worked great for me; I memorized all the black regulars who tipped and stole those orders with impunity from the other drivers because they were too stupid to notice). Papa's done a helluva job of entrenching Pizza Hut as the official pizza of black America (and official pizza sponsor of the NFL). Having talked with friends still on Papa's plantation their sales have tanked, down something like 25%.
1 Swaquile 2018-07-11
How do we mod Papa John's because they've earned it
1 DepletedMitochondria 2018-07-11
Second this
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-11
What did this guy do to deserve all this hate?
Is it because of his meme status? Similar to how people hate Guy Fieri for no good god damned reason?
1 Combative_Douche 2018-07-11
He said he should be allowed to say "nigger" because KFC's The Colonel used to say it back in the 50s.
1 CordialCalamity 2018-07-11
Because hating people is fun. Why does there need to be any other reason?
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-11
I cannot argue nor disagree with that. Carry on.
1 muck4doo 2018-07-11
Damn pizzashills.
1 The_Best_Intent 2018-07-11
Sweet, more 50% off coupons.
1 __Toradorable__ 2018-07-11
The absolute state of mayos.
1 j1l1l1 2018-07-11
This is the real pizzagate.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-07-11
"I just want all the niggers out there to know I'm definitely not a racist and would never call a nigger a nigger."
1 MLK-Junior 2018-07-11
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
1 Malc0lm_X 2018-07-11
My religion is my personal business. It governs my personal life, my personal morals. And my religious philosophy is personal between me and the God in whom I believe; just as the religious philosophy of these others is between them and the God in whom they believe. And this is best this way.
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-07-11
U ever say "nigger" on a racial sensitivity conference call just to flex on starbucks ceos?
1 DepletedMitochondria 2018-07-11
Howard Schulz is just a beta male
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-07-11
I cant believe the place went IPO in 199fucking4 and was worth that much.
1 I_smell_like_bacon 2018-07-11
dude nigger lmao
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-07-11
He just resigned
1 liamemsa 2018-07-11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyrpd1sGnTg
1 TIP_FO_EHT_MOTTOB 2018-07-11
I bet John Boy wishes to go back to the days when this was the worst he had to deal with, image-wise.
1 ignatiusJreillyreali 2018-07-11
reminds me of Reggie White.
1 chumthescrubber 2018-07-11
So it sounds like people want to ban the n-word.
1 whiterussian 2018-07-11
I would argue that it’s a less a ban and more of a situation where there will be repercussions for what you say because of the context of how you said it. If Elon Musk says, “I want to skull-fuck Malala Yousafzai” and gets in trouble for it, it’s won’t be because people want to ban the naughty F-word.
1 chumthescrubber 2018-07-11
Oh I agree, it just seems there will always be repercussions no matter the context.