No.

Stop with these inane fables. As if you had a girlfriend, 😂😂😂

Hijacking top comment, the election turned out the boring way polls predicted, except Republicans gained 4 in the Senate instead of 2. Both sides get to win

I was as disappointed as I expected to be

Have you ever wanted to see two cars fuck

i thought i was the only one..

gallowboob is gay, change my mind

https://i.imgur.com/RADiecd.jpg

Having feelings isn't something men should be involved in, Pat.

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Kinda like these stickies.

Sure if you want to be an oppressive pig. Think about your gf for once in your life.

Are you really using one of the precious few sticky spots on ELECTION NIGHT of all days?

Oh alrighty then carry on.

no_male_mid-terms

Unless those males are women of course.

Weird flex but ok

Yes.

😴😴😴

"would it be appropriate to raise my concern about the stray bits of sperm that may have recently given me pink eye?" lmao.

honestly raise your concern. perhaps she would be delighted at the chance to comfort you her husband she cherishes.

Okay but why are you thinking about this when you could be obsessively tracking every new district reporting in on MSNBC

step on any toes

Don’t kinkshame you fucking oppressor

Lawlz, you're using an election night sticky for this hot garbage.

Kudos, you clearly know how to farm homegrown drama! 😘😘😘

Obviously it would make you an asshole. She’s busy enough without having to stop what she’s doing to get you a fucking tissue. Get your own tissue, it’s not like your arms are painted on.

While your up, the polite non asshole thing to do would be to also see if either Chad or your modern woman girlfriend need a drink. Their lovemaking sounds like thirsty work.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

bust his ass!

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delete this

welp I've done my part

😒

This one is weak and not your usual quality 😴😴😴

Not surprising that the pale-skinned, fish-eyed, miscegenated and soulless worshipers of a dead God take ill to an accurate depiction of their people. The Chosen People of Dagon do not want the chance for cosmic horror to blossom to its full potential, but to spew the most foul Cyclopian fragments of profane nebulance from their fat fucking faceholes.

Mental liberals hate H.P. Lovecraft because, like any good work of classic fiction, it acts as their mirror. In their reflection, they learn the obsession with the unknown, the embrace of chaos, and the disregard for biology - the values of their entire ideology - absolutely TERRIFY any man of good character, so strongly that even a momentary glance rots all of his mental faculties. In their visage, they see they are not the inheritors of the Earth, but the degenerate discards of a wild experiment. They're not the explorers seeking out the new horizon, they're just another dumb white ape. Thus they close their eyes, recoil in thespian agony, and declare the mirror a product of its time.

Matthew Whateley keeps saying he is familiar with the Lovecraft Mythos, but when prompted to explain the universe's stagnation, can only reference Call of Cthulhu's overabundance ad-nauseam. A fact 90% of fans not only already agree with, but understand is a natural, predictable consequence as the story most rooted in concrete images and real human fears. But before we can explore the cold citadels of the Elder Things, the slumbering detonation-in-waiting named Azathoth, or the practically traditional fantasy of The Dreamlands, Matthew wants the subgenre nuked for the same mass consumerism he himself fell for!

And what's his replacement for the old, derivative whiteness of a horror legend? Way less popular works with socially-acceptable messages, plain diction, and uncreative premises (often literally derivative of H.P. Lovecraft's work.) By the way, and you can quote me on this, but black people should never be allowed to write anything deeper than rap lyrics. Only a group of people of such idiocy and perpetual jealousy of their superiors can look at their cosmic insignificance in this universe, less than ants to creatures they can't defeat nor remotely understand, and STILL turn the wheels of their attention back to JIM CROW!

I'd say I'm surprised he didn't mention Shape of Water, but then again, it does prove that even in fiction his kind can't get an attractive white woman.

this subreddit has hit rock bottom.

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