I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
That floored me too. Literally any other name on that list would have done just fine if he hated the designation so much. But that defense of using a Nazi name for your space rock is a pretty bad look.
This shit has to be satire... Cant the fucking woke crowd crowdfund themselves to Antarctica and fucking stay there so normal people don't have to deal with this bullshit?
never forget: after landing a rover on an asteroid, an amazing stunt. femcels threw a hissy fit about the guy wearing a shirt with pics of ladies on them (that a girl gave him).
I think the dude literally cried when apologizing for it. Making people who achieve sometime feel like trash because his (female) friend made him a shirt he wore, probably because he likes/respects her is peak female empowerment.
Every one of these retards sounds exactly the same.
There's something about Elon/NASA criticism that strikes me as extra annoying: This bitch is a writer and "art historian" and thinks she has the right to criticize the motherfuckers who are launching circuits and metal millions of miles into space and sending back photos at the same speed I used to find fake nudes of Tiffani Amber-Thiessen on AOL.
Ultima Thule was the birthplace of the Aryan race in Nazi mythology and they chose to name their rock this anyway. And it is a term still used by the alt-right today. This is beyond unacceptable
If anything this makes the alt right look more retarded for unironically believing this shit
I've never even met a white supremacist that believes in the Aryan thing. It's clearly not correct and based on some pretty terrible history/misunderstandings. None of them think actual Aryans are the same as Aryans as in "Germanic Anglo Nazis".
This is just crybabies looking to pick a fight over nothing who are making connections that don't exist. It's a conspiracy theory.
Malory: None of those things would have been possible without the Nazi scientists we brought back after World War II.
Cyril: The Nazis invented Neil Armstrong?
Malory: Rockets! Which put him on the moon. After the war ended, we were snatching up kraut scientists like hotcakes. You don't believe me? walk into NASA sometime and yell "Heil Hitler!" WOOP! They all jump straight up!
Thule was the name Greek and Romans used for a semi-legendary place in the far north (now believed to be either near Britain or Scandinavia). The Latin phrase ultima Thule was used through at least the Medieval period as a generic term for "place that is really really far away."
Like it's not untrue that the Nazis appropriated the name Thule to an extent, but it's not nearly as ~problematic~ as the swastika or the term "Aryan."
Arnold's dad was a Nazi in the sense that he was a party member and probably more than that, and Bobby Howard was basically every alt-right stereotype before he blew his brains out at age 30...so yeah, probably.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-03
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1 XakeMarte 2019-01-03
Hot take: the Space Race was a mirror of the Eastern Front. Nazis (under a new flag) vs commies.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-01-03
Hot for 1950s maybe
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-01-03
To be fair though the USSR used nazi scientists too, though I don't think to the same degree
1 diggity_md 2019-01-03
lmao just jump off a bridge (Into a mattress truck) nobody will ever care about what you have to say
1 umar4812 2019-01-03
MFW when /r/Drama actually makes me laugh
1 VSR_Marqueses 2019-01-03
Oh aren't you special
1 umar4812 2019-01-03
Yes, thank you for noticing my flair.
1 ineedmorealts 2019-01-03
When the mods won't let us have fun
1 umar4812 2019-01-03
He said he hopes she jumped off a bridge (into a mattress truck).
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-01-03
Lady, if you wanted to have input on what spaceships are named, you should have majored in something other than art history.
1 The_DHC 2019-01-03
https://mobile.twitter.com/shannonmstirone/status/1080299682734067714
TheWoque.txt
1 saint2e 2019-01-03
TIL Hindus are Nazis
1 5sharm5 2019-01-03
We wuz the real Aryans
1 wiking85 2019-01-03
Woke: https://www.haaretz.com/opinion/hitlers-hindus-indias-nazi-loving-nationalists-on-the-rise-1.5628532
1 dramasexual 2019-01-03
https://youtu.be/OkFb6Z4qBo4
1 cheers_grills 2019-01-03
Mayos getting angry about literal rocks.
Universe was mistake.
1 jorio 2019-01-03
https://twitter.com/shannonmstirone/status/1080304043275087872
Haha, I guess pretending to care about what NASA does is only for top level tweets.
1 pepperouchau 2019-01-03
Space Nazis? Which Clive Cussler novel is this?
1 TheSomaCruz 2019-01-03
Warhammer 40K.
1 KingNothing305 2019-01-03
They dont hate Jews just filthy Xenos
1 dave_panther 2019-01-03
those tyranids have awfully large noses.
1 KingNothing305 2019-01-03
Wait if Tryanids are Jews then what are the Eldar?
1 dave_panther 2019-01-03
gypsies.
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
Shuriken catapults... hmmm....
1 loli_esports 2019-01-03
Commies
1 headasplodes 2019-01-03
No that's the tau dumb-dumb
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-01-03
Pretty sure there is a B-/C list movie about nazi's on the moon. Can't remember where I saw it though
1 Zian64 2019-01-03
Iron Sky fam.
Its pretty good too
1 acidoverbasic 2019-01-03
Wait til she hears about Operation Paperclip.
1 FortniteGamer1337 2019-01-03
Enormous ooff
1 SNCommand 2019-01-03
Every time you fire an RPG Das Volksturmlied starts playing
1 sadderreborn 2019-01-03
ERIIIIIKA
1 sadderreborn 2019-01-03
Also related: Operation Osoaviakhim , when USSR took german scientists
1 zergling_Lester 2019-01-03
Also related: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731#American_grant_of_immunity
1 Cone_heath 2019-01-03
http://en.gravatar.com/ljodreams
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-01-03
Werner Van Braun founded NASA but not before designing the V2 rocket
1 pm_me_vegs 2019-01-03
The race to the moon was just german nazis competing for different teams.
1 DonnysDiscountGas 2019-01-03
Gas anybody who speaks german, or used to speak german.
1 Medibee 2019-01-03
g*rman
1 Firnin 2019-01-03
kr*uts
1 SexyTaft 2019-01-03
This but unironically, it’s been nearly 75 years since the last great g*rman culling
1 sadderreborn 2019-01-03
Cool it with the anti Germanic remarks
1 cmakk1012 2019-01-03
No, Scandicels and Britbongs get the furnace too
Not to mention Swamp Germans
1 Matthew94 2019-01-03
Especially them. Literally the worst country I have ever lived in.
1 Joeybada33 2019-01-03
Who are swamp germans?
1 Matthew94 2019-01-03
Oh I forgot. You're dating someone from the Germany.
1 sadderreborn 2019-01-03
I wish. I have a girl i know from college on my Instagram and its been like 4 years.
You could say things are getting pretty serious 😘
Shes like a solid 8. Kinda muscly cuz shes a swimmer and sprinter tho. Muh bavarian phenotype xxxdd
1 arandomloser21 2019-01-03
wew lad. Speaking German=Nazi? That's some mighty fine bait there.
1 arkenverg714 2019-01-03
Wait, most of the English language is of Germanic descent. Does that mean that we should ban English and replace it with Latin or gorilla noises?
1 Communist_Necrophile 2019-01-03
Did you have to ask?
English is natively hwite and should be exterminated.
1 Gil-Gandel 2019-01-03
AAVE is the preferred term, if you don't mind.
1 TheGreatAugust 2019-01-03
Obviously they were appropriating my penis's nickname. Ultima Thule. It's a very big rock after all.
1 Ranilen 2019-01-03
I assume it got the nickname because no one ever actually expects to visit it?
1 TheGreatAugust 2019-01-03
And it's a bit of a mouthful.
1 rhyme-ocerus 2019-01-03
This woman is seriously going around trying to get offended. CB2 poster?
1 BonoboZilla 2019-01-03
Why are mayoids so fucking lame?
1 Stenwalden 2019-01-03
This shit has to be satire... Cant the fucking woke crowd crowdfund themselves to Antarctica and fucking stay there so normal people don't have to deal with this bullshit?
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-03
never forget: after landing a rover on an asteroid, an amazing stunt. femcels threw a hissy fit about the guy wearing a shirt with pics of ladies on them (that a girl gave him).
1 Stenwalden 2019-01-03
Yep. Seen a couple fucking idiots still whining about that shirt.
1 Siverix 2019-01-03
Pretty sure that girl didn't just give him the shirt but made it aswell.
1 VidiotGamer 2019-01-03
That's correct. You can buy the shirt from here https://www.ellyprizeman.com/product/bowlinghawaiian-shirt/ (she runs a small online shop)
Evidently she can't source the print fabric any more, so it's your last chance to get the shirt that gashed a gazillion gussies.
1 Siverix 2019-01-03
Too bad it's only available in manlet now.
1 Woolgun 2019-01-03
I think the dude literally cried when apologizing for it. Making people who achieve sometime feel like trash because his (female) friend made him a shirt he wore, probably because he likes/respects her is peak female empowerment.
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-03
1 Woolgun 2019-01-03
NEVER, EVER ACCUSE ME OF SUCH THING AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE.
1 Ranilen 2019-01-03
I would unironically love a crowdfunded trip to Antarctica.
1 vjaY619 2019-01-03
Just the night sky view would be enough of a reason to go tbh. Shit's gorgeous
1 Madaruto 2019-01-03
If you're willing to settle for the Arctic, there's a schizophrenic over on /r/conspiracy trying to get up there so he can 1v1 Satan.
1 George_Rockwell 2019-01-03
They will never leave you alone. Woke centrism = bussy blasted 24/7
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-01-03
She's also a (((chosen))) woman.... Every single time.
1 Sea_Safe 2019-01-03
Every single fucking time.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-01-03
Every one of these retards sounds exactly the same.
There's something about Elon/NASA criticism that strikes me as extra annoying: This bitch is a writer and "art historian" and thinks she has the right to criticize the motherfuckers who are launching circuits and metal millions of miles into space and sending back photos at the same speed I used to find fake nudes of Tiffani Amber-Thiessen on AOL.
1 MG87 2019-01-03
If anything this makes the alt right look more retarded for unironically believing this shit
1 NotAFinnishLawyer 2019-01-03
And where was this even believed? Should we ban trees because yggdrasil or whatever was one and nazis believed that they were vikings or something.
1 Suidoken69 2019-01-03
Can we ship them all off to their homeplanet?
1 TheCodexx 2019-01-03
I've never even met a white supremacist that believes in the Aryan thing. It's clearly not correct and based on some pretty terrible history/misunderstandings. None of them think actual Aryans are the same as Aryans as in "Germanic Anglo Nazis".
This is just crybabies looking to pick a fight over nothing who are making connections that don't exist. It's a conspiracy theory.
1 Armchair_Traveller 2019-01-03
https://twitter.com/shannonmstirone/status/1080667150858125312
She so brave!
1 Boris_the_Giant 2019-01-03
Ok so this sub is going the same route as cringe anarchy, irrelevant right wing posts.. oh well.
1 XakeMarte 2019-01-03
Point is NASA is already tainted by nazis.
I'm doing my part on blowing everything out of proportion.
1 rhyme-ocerus 2019-01-03
This sub has been about making fun of retards and people getting melodramatic for years
1 captainpriapism 2019-01-03
if you dont want people to make fun of the left you should encourage them to stop being this retarded
1 Michelanvalo 2019-01-03
Malory: None of those things would have been possible without the Nazi scientists we brought back after World War II.
Cyril: The Nazis invented Neil Armstrong?
Malory: Rockets! Which put him on the moon. After the war ended, we were snatching up kraut scientists like hotcakes. You don't believe me? walk into NASA sometime and yell "Heil Hitler!" WOOP! They all jump straight up!
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2019-01-03
"Neo-Nazis have recently been chugging milk and using milk emoji. Shall we forgo that as well?"
Yes actually.
1 darth_tiffany 2019-01-03
Thule was the name Greek and Romans used for a semi-legendary place in the far north (now believed to be either near Britain or Scandinavia). The Latin phrase ultima Thule was used through at least the Medieval period as a generic term for "place that is really really far away."
Like it's not untrue that the Nazis appropriated the name Thule to an extent, but it's not nearly as ~problematic~ as the swastika or the term "Aryan."
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-01-03
So it's like Conan's hyberborais or whatever?
1 darth_tiffany 2019-01-03
Hyperborea (literally "upper-north") was another classical name for Thule, and yes that's where Robert Howard got the name.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-01-03
So Arnold Schwarzenegger is a nazi?
1 darth_tiffany 2019-01-03
Arnold's dad was a Nazi in the sense that he was a party member and probably more than that, and Bobby Howard was basically every alt-right stereotype before he blew his brains out at age 30...so yeah, probably.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-01-03
Wait Really? I was just making a joke about him being in conan since that's as Nazi related as Nasa naming something is.
Not to say the son has the sin of the fathers.
unironic who?
1 funkmasterplex 2019-01-03
They are referring to Robert E Howard, the writer of the Conan books which were mentioned up the comment chain a bit.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-01-03
Oh right of course thanks
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-01-03
They save that one because planet Hitler still needs a name for it's moon
1 anonymous93 2019-01-03
Robert Goddard is rolling in his fucking grave.
1 XakeMarte 2019-01-03
Von Braun
1 anonymous93 2019-01-03
Except Von Braun got most of his ideas from Goddard.
1 XakeMarte 2019-01-03
Von Braun was a SS officer