I would hire gorgeous women to be my furniture. Basically, they would stand around in various positions (while nude, of course) so that I could use them as chairs, couches, beds, toilets, and so on.
I'm going to say this nicely. Delete your account dumbass.
It's obvious you didn't engage in any kind of opsec early on, so who knows what kind of personal details are floating around in your history. I totally should have saved your sockpuppet play.
I would hire gorgeous women to be my furniture. Basically, they would stand around in various positions (while nude, of course) so that I could use them as chairs, couches, beds, toilets, and so on.
Most /r/drama users who make the sub 'more bigoted' are just doing ironic chan-style shitposting or people who treat /r/drama like a bigger /r/thepopcornstand show up exclusively when something related to their pet issue pops up. Everyone else is a moderate or apathetic, but then again CB thinks that everyone who doesn't conform to radical progressivism is a bigot so I can see why that opinion is held.
Okay Hollywood, "Deadpool" and "Kingsman: The Secret Service" are both smash hits at the box office. "Mad Max: Fury Road" is even nominated for best picture. So, can we PLEASE go back to having R rated blockbusters?
/u/MasterLawlz the one post that I remember of yours the most is when you expressed some dissatisfaction with your current job. I can emphasize having worked in the low wage sector in the past. Also, spending as much time as you do on reddit, well they're probably more productive ways to use your time, I know anecdotally cutting down on Reddit improved my well-being.
Sometimes we get in ruts where our judgement is clouded, personally I'd recommend a good therapist, good therapy can help you see things in your life in a different manner, it's sort like looking on the outside in on yourself and it allows you to see what roadblocks you have. In addition when working on your goals be sure to break them into small achievable chucks where you can see progress on. You might not be able to lose 30 pounds in 3 months, but you can start by substituting that glass of coca-cola with water.
I wish you all the best in your future endeavors /u/MasterLawlz
oh god I haven't worked retail in like a year and a half, that shit sucked but at least let me move on to greener pastures
and losing weight is a lot easier for me now that I live on my own and am entirely in control of my diet and exercise. I recently signed up for a thing called Orange Theory, it's a pretty novel take on running a gym but seems to be working so far
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-03
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1 MasterBasterd 2019-02-03
MFW you should listen to the goddamn bot
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-02-03
Downvoted. I will not enable your narcissism any longer
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-03
probably for the best
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-02-03
zhcyi-sit-on-this-D-9
1 Matthew94 2019-02-03
zhcyiD9
1 high_side 2019-02-03
Clever.
1 sooth_ 2019-02-03
LOL XD
1 2938_throwd 2019-02-03
Maintain thyself’s asylum.
1 Dramaste 2019-02-03
How would the bidet work? Would she spit water at you?
1 ip_127_0_0_1 2019-02-03
The young people call it "squirting"
1 cmakk1012 2019-02-03
You forgot
😴😴😴
1 ItMightBeABrainTumor 2019-02-03
I realize that he's dead now so people are acting like we've lost some kind of hero but Masterlawlz was a pretty vile human being
1 Matues49 2019-02-03
zhcyiD9
1 ricoue 2019-02-03
Kinky.
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-02-03
how do you even find posts like that?
1 MeisterLawlz 2019-02-03
https://www.reddithelp.com/en/categories/using-reddit/your-reddit-account/how-do-i-deactivate-my-account
1 cheers_grills 2019-02-03
I would hire gorgeous women to be my furniture. Basically, they would stand around in various positions (while nude, of course) so that I could use them as chairs, couches, beds, toilets, and so on.
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-02-03
Be proud of your history Lawlz. Don't be ashamed.
1 BellyCrawler 2019-02-03
So that photo really is you? Lmao.
1 Matues49 2019-02-03
Sad
1 BrotherOfTheRedAjah 2019-02-03
I'm going to say this nicely. Delete your account dumbass.
It's obvious you didn't engage in any kind of opsec early on, so who knows what kind of personal details are floating around in your history. I totally should have saved your sockpuppet play.
1 high_side 2019-02-03
He has lifelock and pays ed to do frequent dark web scans. Lawlz is basically undoxxable at this point.
1 BrotherOfTheRedAjah 2019-02-03
Well I hope so, now that people are going to make a game of posting zany lawlztakes.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-02-03
lmfao
1 xthek 2019-02-03
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-02-03
Lulz trying to moonlight as a Saudi prince?
1 ___Moufasa___ 2019-02-03
Same
1 high_side 2019-02-03
One time I was banned from /r/movies for a few hours cause they thought I called some people faggots. It turned out the modqueue glitched and it was said by someone else but for that brief period I thought I was going crazy, like for some moment my judgment lapsed and I commented that and then immediately forgot. They apologized so it wasn't a big deal..
1 BrotherOfTheRedAjah 2019-02-03
Just wtf
1 ___Moufasa___ 2019-02-03
Wait. Is the fempill a satire subreddit?
1 high_side 2019-02-03
/u/MasterLawlz?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-03
it's a really old sub where some of us used to speak in modchat
it's totally dead now partly because a lot of the users aren't active anymore and also because I think there was a lot of in-drama between them
I unironically miss hypnozooid though he was cool
1 At_Dawn_I_Sleep 2019-02-03
Lick my nispe
1 rnjbond 2019-02-03
Go to the gym
1 WatermelonMcNuggets 2019-02-03
his kind isn't welcome
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-03
I just did
1 retarded4bustin 2019-02-03
You're a king Lawlz. Don't let any of these smug losers who come here to pretend that they're cool tell you otherwise.
1 SuperElf 2019-02-03
please go chug bleach
1 retarded4bustin 2019-02-03
You should whiteknight both /u/masterlalwz and /u/AnnArchist cause they annoy the rest of the mods.
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-02-03
Just lost a high quality version already.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-03
no
1 BeersOverQueers 2019-02-03
I think it’s nice of the school to allow our special needs students to use the internet ❤️
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-03
https://i.imgur.com/ROs3S8n.gif
1 noxpallida 2019-02-03
Don't undercut our hard work
1 XakeMarte 2019-02-03
Lawlz is a Zoomer lmao
1 WatermelonMcNuggets 2019-02-03
he's like 22, damn kid
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-02-03
i have it on good authority lawlz just turned 18 and had his first handjob last weekend
1 Tenshimaru_tokugawa1 2019-02-03
Okay Hollywood, "Deadpool" and "Kingsman: The Secret Service" are both smash hits at the box office. "Mad Max: Fury Road" is even nominated for best picture. So, can we PLEASE go back to having R rated blockbusters?
1 wwaalleess 2019-02-03
Going from 13 to 18 still makes you a teenager.
Also, zhcyiD9.
1 Rosaarch 2019-02-03
You can get a good pity-fuck with that pic tbh
1 rsrfy 2019-02-03
https://i.imgur.com/wZddsMw.png
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-03
good one
1 shaneoffline 2019-02-03
Hey, I throw pointed and relevant jabs at you because I know you can take it.
1 throwawayact69 2019-02-03
/u/MasterLawlz the one post that I remember of yours the most is when you expressed some dissatisfaction with your current job. I can emphasize having worked in the low wage sector in the past. Also, spending as much time as you do on reddit, well they're probably more productive ways to use your time, I know anecdotally cutting down on Reddit improved my well-being.
Sometimes we get in ruts where our judgement is clouded, personally I'd recommend a good therapist, good therapy can help you see things in your life in a different manner, it's sort like looking on the outside in on yourself and it allows you to see what roadblocks you have. In addition when working on your goals be sure to break them into small achievable chucks where you can see progress on. You might not be able to lose 30 pounds in 3 months, but you can start by substituting that glass of coca-cola with water.
I wish you all the best in your future endeavors /u/MasterLawlz
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-03
oh god I haven't worked retail in like a year and a half, that shit sucked but at least let me move on to greener pastures
and losing weight is a lot easier for me now that I live on my own and am entirely in control of my diet and exercise. I recently signed up for a thing called Orange Theory, it's a pretty novel take on running a gym but seems to be working so far
1 throwawayact69 2019-02-03
I feel you, nothing feels better than the day you walk out of retail hell
1 jewdanksdad 2019-02-03
No one cares, lawlz
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-03
no u
1 Honk4Tits 2019-02-03
What about completely ignoring him and hoping he goes away?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-02-03
this sub couldn't do that if you paid them to
1 LikeTotesObvi 2019-02-03
Let's see what the ignore button does